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Happy Independance Day!
2009-07-03 23:02:00 To celebrate the 4th of July - America’s Independence Day - I’ve assembled a list of my favorite firework videos that have been uploaded to the internet. You know what makes great revenge? Scaring the crap out of someone holding a gun. Yep, that’s a wholesome prank. But not quite as safety-conscious as ... More About: Videos , Happy
Just Call Me the Duck Saver
2009-06-09 23:43:00 I know it’s been a while since I posted last, but in the last month I’ve graduated, moved, got my old temporary summer job back, started sending out resumes, and became a SUPER HERO TO DUCKS WORLDWIDE. Let me tell you a tale, my friends. A tale of selfless heroism, cuteness beyond reason, and the ... More About: News , Original , Call , Duck
?I thought I was gonna get an All-Star?
2009-05-16 19:07:00 After spending time working in a restaurant, this story simply does not surprise me. It is, however, hilarious for a handful of reasons. First, the fight broke out at a Waffle-House. Second, it’s because the customers wanted to pay for their food. Third, a waffle was actually thrown aggressively. Fourth, I really ... More About: News , All Star , Star , Thought , Gonna
Ta-Da!
2009-04-30 22:23:00 I know that I’ve been posting a lot of videos lately, but this one is special, it was made by me (and about twenty-three others)! Remember those trailers I showed you all back a while ago? Well the movies those trailers were promoting is now available online, at Youtube (and hopefully, more sites soon)! ... More About: Videos , Original
World?s Largest Cheeto
2009-04-25 01:32:00 I’m told this is a video of a man eating the world’s largest cheeto. World ’s Largest Cheeto and the Optimus Maximus from Gizmodo on Vimeo. Weird though. All I can see is the World’s Biggest Ham. Zing. Related Posts:No results. More About: Videos
Caption Contest - Winners!
2009-03-04 05:52:00 Well, here is our image and the winning caption: ??And a 6.8 from the Spanish Judge.? That was from Brian O.! Congrats! The SNTC’s Editor’s Favorite was: ?This is how God plays darts.? By Drew. And the winner of the coveted I-showed-up-late-but-at-least-I-was-hilar ious Award goes to Timbotron for “Two words: Ground Beef” Thanks everyone who submitted, everyone who ... More About: Contest , Winners , Caption
And while you?re voting?
2009-02-28 23:22:00 While you guys are voting it up over at the caption contest, I thought you’d appreciate this moving picture to entertain you: This is made by the same people who created the VAMPIRES trailer a while back. Vampires then zombies. Mummies next I guess? Related Posts:No results. More About: Videos , Voting
Let?s Vote!
2009-02-23 18:48:00 You guys have been inspired! This caption contest has some of the best submissions I’ve seen in a while - great job everyone who has contributed! Once again, here is the image: And here are your captions: 1. DoubleAC: “Fernando immediately regretted saying the words ?step it up? to Benny the Breakdancing Bull.” 2. Drew: ... More About: Contest , Vote
C-C-C-CAPTION CONTEST!
2009-02-18 06:52:00 It’s been so long since we’ve had one! Time for the good readers of SNTC to put on their comedy caps and see whose funny caption for the following image reigns supreme over the rest: I think this one is pretty much filled with potential. Once a good number of submissions have been, ah, ... More About: Contest , Caption
Horsing Around, College Style
2009-02-13 17:51:00 My internship asked me to make some viral videos featuring students from my university. Now…you know as well as I do that it’s pretty impossible to actually purposefully make a viral video. Viral videos are viral because they are total accidents. However, I think mine turned out fun at least, and so ... More About: Videos , College , Original , Style
Man Breaks World?s Most Pathetic Record
2009-02-10 20:49:00 …His own. This man decided to make history in the most depressing way he could. He sat in front of his television for 72 hours. 72. That’s a long time. That’s three solid days. Not what this guy was doing But that’s not the kicker! The kicker isn’t that a man ... More About: News , World , Record , Breaks , Pathetic
Well that fizzled to bits.
2009-02-03 10:39:00 I woke up yesterday morning with a song in my heart and an ambition on my mind; to document my day for your amusement. I figured, surely I must be up to something interesting today, right? You want to know how I spent my whole day yesterday? What should have been an hour’s project, tops, consumed ... More About: Videos , Cartoon , Bits
A not-so-big Reveal
2009-02-02 06:44:00 Well, the secret of February 1st was Hourly Comic Day! I was going to participate in hourly comic day and post the results for you tomorrow, February 2nd, right here at SayNoToCrack! But, wouldn’t you know it, I’d be sick all day and that would be the most boring 24 hours of comics ...
SNTC?s Guide to Being Happier, Chapter 2
2009-01-29 20:15:00 How to Make Yourself Happier with TV TV is another one of those media that permeate our entire existence. How can we get along with TV and maintain a happy life? Step 1: Stop watching TV Haha, no but seriously. …you’re not going to stop, are you. Fine then! Step 1 alternate: Stop watching so ... More About: Guide , Chapter , Chapter 2
Quick Intermission
2009-01-26 20:26:00 I was going to continue the Guide to Happiness today - instead I will do so tomorrow and entertain you today with this. How do I know Lolcats have jumped the shark? They have there very own terrifying music video. Enjoy your nightmares. Thanks, rathergood.com. Related Posts:No results. More About: Quick
SayNoToCrack?s guide to Being Happier
2009-01-25 11:28:00 I thought I might write a SNTC guide to Winter, just as I wrote the Summer Guide so many months ago, but I changed my mind. The Winter guide may arrive, but there’s really not a great deal to do in the winter but be cold and miserable. So, I thought instead it ... More About: Happier
How Behind the Times am I?
2009-01-23 04:14:00 Alright, alright, alright. After the first week of school, I only just now got my schedule all taken care of. I know, I know, apparently nobody on campus likes to do things like answer phones or be clear on the rules. College kids - have a good advisor. Mine saved my butt today ... More About: Videos , Times , The Times
VAMPIRES
2009-01-20 08:45:00 Today is the first day of the new semester for me. Hopefully in the next 24 hours I’ll be able to unveil that new feature I’ve been talking about trying out. Right now I’m just worried about classes; specifically the kinds of classes that will have me busy from 10 this morning to ... More About: Videos , Vampires
4 Games I Can?t Believe People Play
2009-01-17 04:41:00 This is the internet. Many people will try to sell it up as an information highway, a new bridge in communications, a revolutionization of media. But we know it’s purpose is to distract us from doing anything remotely productive. Yet…sometimes…I just wonder, with all the games in the world available at our fingertips, why ... More About: People , Games , Play
Top Blog posts
2009-01-14 14:04:00 As voted by the Blog gers. It’s looking like New Feature won’t be up until Tuesday (I have this sinking feeling this is a lot of buildup for something mediocre, but there’s really nothing I can do til I get to my desktop back on campus). In the meantime, however, here’s a link I’ve ... More About: Posts
$540 let loose into the ocean.
2009-01-12 03:01:00 While I prepare the new feature for presentation here (equipment issues- c’est la vie), here’s a most interesting bit of odd news… A seafood restaurant in New York City recently released a lobster whose estimated age would make it older than Sherlock Holmes, apparently solely for the reason that it was really old. Now, forgive me, but ... More About: Ocean
Explain myself.
2009-01-08 03:00:00 Karen you said you’d be back at SNTC. Why, yes I did. So what’s the deal? Well, that’s a long story…Once upon a time, there was a blogger named Karen. She was going on a long voyage across the state. But when she got there, she got herself into a car wreck! That’s lame. I know! But the ...
Happy Holidays!
2008-12-31 04:48:00 Well, it’s been a nice break. Hope you all had a nice holiday, and are looking forward to a nice new year. The stress of Christmas has come and gone this year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t look back and remember…here are some fun old vintage Christmas ads… Two ways to say “Merry ... More About: Holidays , Happy Holidays , Happy
Oh where have I been?
2008-12-23 03:55:00 It’s been a slow season for SNTC, and I’m partially to blame. But I think it’s only fair you guys get a glimpse of just what’s been keeping me away from you. I’ve spent the last year, along with about twenty-two of my peers, creating a movie -a no-budget student film- which will be making ... More About: Videos
Intelligent Debate is Impossible on the Internet, Part Final
2008-12-16 08:47:00 This last reason is probably the most obvious of them all, but it combines every reason I’ve mentioned so far. Trolls. These things are terrifying There are people out there who have little better to do with their time than pick fights on the internet. But not just fights; meaningless fights. Stupid fights. ... More About: Internet , Intelligent , Debate , Final , Part
Intelligent Debate, part 4
2008-12-11 05:04:00 What’s the fourth big reason intelligent debate is impossible on the internet? I’m sure you’ve already guessed. Anonymity. Engaging in a debate with some people on the internet? Maybe. Or maybe, you’re engaging in a debate with a single person, pretending to be some people. You know how people always joke ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part
Intelligent Debate, part 4
2008-12-11 05:04:00 What’s the fourth big reason intelligent debate is impossible on the internet? I’m sure you’ve already guessed. Anonymity. Engaging in a debate with some people on the internet? Maybe. Or maybe, you’re engaging in a debate with a single person, pretending to be some people. You know how people always joke ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part
Intelligent Debate, Part 3
2008-12-09 07:48:00 One solid reason Intelligent Debate is currently impossible can be encapsulated entirely by a single link. This single link. That was timecube.com, one of the most ridiculous and impossible reads on the internet to date. It’s sort of like that homeless person who shouts at people on the street had a baby with Geocities and they ... More About: Part , Part 3
Intelligent Debate, Part 3
2008-12-09 07:48:00 One solid reason Intelligent Debate is currently impossible can be encapsulated entirely by a single link. This single link. That was timecube.com, one of the most ridiculous and impossible reads on the internet to date. It’s sort of like that homeless person who shouts at people on the street had a baby with Geocities and they ... More About: Part , Part 3
Intelligent debate is impossible on the internet, part 2
More articles from this author:2008-12-02 22:21:00 Hah! So! Wouldn’t you know the first time in a long time I decide to write a series, website issues lock me out of my account so “tune in tomorrow” sits there for days. No, I didn’t forget. Here’s reason two that intelligent debate is impossible on the internet… The Internet Alphabet What’s ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part , The Internet 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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