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Intelligent debate is impossible on the internet, part 2
2008-12-02 22:21:00 Hah! So! Wouldn’t you know the first time in a long time I decide to write a series, website issues lock me out of my account so “tune in tomorrow” sits there for days. No, I didn’t forget. Here’s reason two that intelligent debate is impossible on the internet… The Internet Alphabet What’s ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part , The Internet
Five reasons intelligent debate is impossible on the internet.
2008-11-25 20:46:00 The internet’s becoming like it’s own little society, but, as some have noted, it’s a society without many limits or norms. It connects people across the globe with boundless information and millions of other people. And many times, people want to share their knowledge and learn and grow with other people, through the ... More About: Internet , Intelligent , Debate , Reasons , The Internet
Five reasons intelligent debate is impossible on the internet.
2008-11-25 20:46:00 The internet’s becoming like it’s own little society, but, as some have noted, it’s a society without many limits or norms. It connects people across the globe with boundless information and millions of other people. And many times, people want to share their knowledge and learn and grow with other people, through the ... More About: Internet , Intelligent , Debate , Reasons , The Internet
Five reasons I?m glad the election?s over.
2008-11-19 23:27:00 Do you hear that? Quiet. It’s nice, isn’t it. No more polls, no more debates, no more liberal arts college students running around everywhere I look badmouthing people they’ll never meet and making fools of themselves. It’s been over long enough that even the fliers and signs are gone too. It’s over. ... More About: Election , Reasons , Glad
Five reasons I?m glad the election?s over.
2008-11-19 23:27:00 Do you hear that? Quiet. It’s nice, isn’t it. No more polls, no more debates, no more liberal arts college students running around everywhere I look badmouthing people they’ll never meet and making fools of themselves. It’s been over long enough that even the fliers and signs are gone too. It’s over. ... More About: Election , Reasons , Glad
Speed?painting?
2008-11-17 17:49:00 I always thought those big paintings of Elvis people make were cheesy, but… I mean…really now… More About: Videos , Painting , Celebrities , Speed
Speed?painting?
2008-11-17 17:49:00 I always thought those big paintings of Elvis people make were cheesy, but… I mean…really now… More About: Painting , Speed
A moment of silence.
2008-11-13 00:33:00 ..but hasn’t this whole WEEK been a moment of silence, Karen? Haha, oh burned! But seriously. Usually a comedy website is dedicated to bringing you laughs. But sometimes, the comedy must stop and the laughter subside. Those times are the times when somebody dies or something. Let us raise our glasses in memory ... More About: Moment , Silence
A moment of silence.
2008-11-13 00:33:00 ..but hasn’t this whole WEEK been a moment of silence, Karen? Haha, oh burned! But seriously. Usually a comedy website is dedicated to bringing you laughs. But sometimes, the comedy must stop and the laughter subside. Those times are the times when somebody dies or something. Let us raise our glasses in memory ... More About: Moment , Silence
And we?re back.
2008-11-07 20:06:00 Hey, all! Sorry about that hiatus there. The higher-ups explained to me that somewhere along the line something happened and it cause stuff to suck. But no matter! The site’s back up, and here’s a video that I believe encapsulates the last few weeks for me. One of the posts ... More About: Videos , Animals , Back
And we?re back.
2008-11-07 20:06:00 Hey, all! Sorry about that hiatus there. The higher-ups explained to me that somewhere along the line something happened and it cause stuff to suck. But no matter! The site’s back up, and here’s a video that I believe encapsulates the last few weeks for me. One of the posts ... More About: Videos , Animals , Back
Best Coordinating Costumes - Pets
2008-10-27 19:30:00 People are always dressing up their pets and finding new and more torturous ways to do so with every passing Halloween. But it can take true creativity to dress up multiple pets in coordinating outfits. Here are my picks for top 10 coordinating pet Halloween costumes: 5. Football Dogs! These are mannequins, so ... More About: Pets , Top 10 , Animals , Costumes
When Lunch Bites Back
2008-10-24 07:21:00 So some firefighters in Taiwan found a snake in a resident’s home - a poisonous viper - and decided to look after it like a pet. When it came time for feeding it, the snake-keepers thought that a live mouse would make a perfect treat for their viper, so in went mousey! But the mouse? ... More About: Lunch , Animals , Back
While you?re voting?
2008-10-17 04:13:00 While you guys wrap up voting on your favorite captions, I thought you should have a look and make sure you’re up-to-date on proper urinal etiquette. Toilet Etiquette! *I changed this to a link because it’s so noisy and the post is very old already. (Thanks, nothingtoxic.com! (beware, a less-kid-friendly site)) How’d you do? I did ... More About: Voting
While you?re voting?
2008-10-17 04:13:00 While you guys wrap up voting on your favorite captions, I thought you should have a look and make sure you’re up-to-date on proper urinal etiquette. (Thanks, nothingtoxic.com! (beware, a less-kid-friendly site)) How’d you do? I did okay, but it’s not really anything I have to worry about. Polls will close soon…get your ... More About: Voting
Rock the Vote!
2008-10-14 20:53:00 Good people of Say No To Crack, I give you the image that was presented as a challenge to those brave enough to caption it: It is shaping up to be a most wonderful competition. Now comes the time for voting! Here are your caption contestants: 1. By Alex: “Smeli Yuan and partner ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
Rock the Vote!
2008-10-14 20:53:00 Good people of Say No To Crack, I give you the image that was presented as a challenge to those brave enough to caption it: It is shaping up to be a most wonderful competition. Now comes the time for voting! Here are your caption contestants: 1. By Alex: “Smeli Yuan and partner ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
Rock the Vote!
2008-10-14 20:53:00 Good people of Say No To Crack, I give you the image that was presented as a challenge to those brave enough to caption it: It is shaping up to be a most wonderful competition. Now comes the time for voting! Here are your caption contestants: 1. By Alex: “Smeli Yuan and partner ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
New Caption Contest!
2008-10-07 22:09:00 It’s been a little while since we’ve had one of these, and I always love reading you guys’ captions. This one, I think, is a gem: Also from the Olympics. These mid-air shots get me every time. Go for it! Post your caption in the comments; winner will be picked by the ... More About: Contest , Caption
New Caption Contest!
2008-10-07 22:09:00 It’s been a little while since we’ve had one of these, and I always love reading you guys’ captions. This one, I think, is a gem: Also from the Olympics. These mid-air shots get me every time. Go for it! Post your caption in the comments; winner will be picked by the ... More About: Contest , Caption
New Caption Contest!
2008-10-07 22:09:00 It’s been a little while since we’ve had one of these, and I always love reading you guys’ captions. This one, I think, is a gem: Also from the Olympics. These mid-air shots get me every time. Go for it! Post your caption in the comments; winner will be picked by the ... More About: Contest , Caption
Top 5 Songs Based on a Fictional Character
2008-10-03 05:04:00 Sometimes a writer is inspired enough to create an interesting, timeless, and lovable character to win the hearts of readers everywhere. And then sometimes that character inspires a song-writer to pay musical tribute. Here are my top favorite songs based on famous fictional characters. 5) Fett’s Vette Not being a very hard-core Star Wars fan, however, ... More About: Songs , Top 10 , Character
Top 5 Songs Based on a Fictional Character
2008-10-03 05:04:00 Sometimes a writer is inspired enough to create an interesting, timeless, and lovable character to win the hearts of readers everywhere. And then sometimes that character inspires a song-writer to pay musical tribute. Here are my top favorite songs based on famous fictional characters. 5) Fett’s Vette Not being a very hard-core Star Wars fan, however, ... More About: Songs , Top 10 , Character
Top 5 Songs Based on a Fictional Character
2008-10-03 05:04:00 Sometimes a writer is inspired enough to create an interesting, timeless, and lovable character to win the hearts of readers everywhere. And then sometimes that character inspires a song-writer to pay musical tribute. Here are my top favorite songs based on famous fictional characters. 5) Fett’s Vette Not being a very hard-core Star Wars fan, however, ... More About: Songs , Top 10 , Character
Taste Tripping
2008-09-29 06:50:00 So there’s been a lot of hype about those one fruits. Those miracle fruit things, right? They’re supposed to turn sour and bitter things sweet. How, you ask? I’m not sure, but my money’s on magic. Anyhow, there was a time when Martha was yapping about it, and people made ... More About: Food , Taste
Taste Tripping
2008-09-29 06:50:00 So there’s been a lot of hype about those one fruits. Those miracle fruit things, right? They’re supposed to turn sour and bitter things sweet. How, you ask? I’m not sure, but my money’s on magic. Anyhow, there was a time when Martha was yapping about it, and people made ... More About: Food , Taste
Taste Tripping
2008-09-29 06:50:00 So there’s been a lot of hype about those one fruits. Those miracle fruit things, right? They’re supposed to turn sour and bitter things sweet. How, you ask? I’m not sure, but my money’s on magic. Anyhow, there was a time when Martha was yapping about it, and people made ... More About: Food , Taste
Get Your Condensation
2008-09-23 21:28:00 It’s a real phenomenon. No matter how serious the movie, no matter how long the book, somehow it becomes hilarious when some parodist condenses it way too short. Here are some of my favorite places on the internet to go for your shrunken story madness… I may have mentioned Angry Alien before on this site, but ... More About: Random
Get Your Condensation
2008-09-23 21:28:00 It’s a real phenomenon. No matter how serious the movie, no matter how long the book, somehow it becomes hilarious when some parodist condenses it way too short. Here are some of my favorite places on the internet to go for your shrunken story madness… I may have mentioned Angry Alien before on this site, but ... More About: Random
Introducing FoolishGadgets.com
More articles from this author:2008-09-23 18:51:00 In our daily quest to find humorous anecdotes and cool gadgets we often come across what can at best be described as “not exactly cool” or more realistically just darn foolish gadgets. They maybe foolish but they can be exceedingly amusing hence our new sister site Foolish Gadgets is born. If you want to amused ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




