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We take hair seriously here.
2008-03-11 04:13:00 So I’m thinking about getting a haircut, and am looking for a good place to get it done. I know you don’t care but who’s driving this boat? That’s right. Mr. Stevenson. I’ll go up and ask him to slow down and in the mean time you can look at this. This ... More About: News , Musings , Hair
Cat of 1,000 Faces
2008-03-08 03:48:00 I know it’s been a slim week for quality updates, and to distract you let me throw a lolcats video at your face: I promise Quality, Words, and Not Videos will be here very soon. It’s been a rough midterms season. More About: Faces , Animals
Cursor 10
2008-02-29 05:08:00 Once again, I have about seven projects I should be working on but am instead focused on the internet. Don’t ask me what’s so addictive about this game, but I don’t foresee myself getting any work done tonight. Thanks, internet! More About: General , Cursor
Breakin? It Down, the You Asked For it Edition
2008-02-26 06:28:00 I’ve done a number (4 I think) of these Breakin ’ it Down articles, and I’ve consistently been harangued for one thing (though granted, less and less): I keep picking on “nice” bands and “nice” songs. Of course, when a person picks on a nice song, it must mean they listen only to evil ... More About: Original , Musings , Edition
Best. Birthday. Ever.
2008-02-24 05:28:00 I know I know, videos. They are a curse! But I think not sharing this would make me the devil. It’s a lousy time of year, spring is taking FOREVER to get here, and it seems everywhere we turn there are just spoiled brats, jerks, and morons filling up the internet. So it’s ... More About: Videos , Cute , Birthday
Don?t try this at home.
2008-02-21 05:53:00 I hate to post another “Top 5 Videos ” so soon, but this one hits me close to home. Not as nearly as close as it hits these guys coming up. I for one am just about tired of the coke-and-mentos phenomenon that has swept the universe, and so I dedicate this post to the top ... More About: Top 10 , Home
More Unfortunate Ad Placements!
2008-02-18 23:35:00 it’s always fun to go searching for these! Here are some I’d never seen before: This one just seems a bit mean. Somehow I don’t think they’ll be getting the message intended… Yuck. Not so much unfortunate ad placement as…unfortunate mud placement. Oh, now…that’s just not right. Sometimes I wonder if a portion of resources should be removed ...
I?m Sorry, We Don?t Accept Meth Here.
2008-02-13 21:09:00 I’m not exactly sure what kind of savings account this woman thought she had, but it turns out that banks specialize in money, not illegal, addictive drugs. Apparently a woman went to make a deposit in an ATM and submitted an envelope of money, as well as a bag of meth. How many ... More About: News , Accept
SayNoToCrack?s Top 5 Drivethru Songs
2008-02-12 07:48:00 So apparently some people have enough spare time on their hands in groups that they actually write songs and sing them. To squawk-boxes. At drivethrus. I’m a fan of fast food and a fan of music, and have always wanted a soundtrack to my life. But I don’t think I’ve taken any of ... More About: Videos , Songs , Top 10
And on a Different Note?
2008-02-08 03:49:00 I will not sully this by saying anything more. More About: Videos , Note
A Snow Update.
2008-02-06 18:01:00 Well, whoever it concerned took my suggestion seriously. After writing that letter in the last update, the temperatures where I am skyrocketed. A few days of forty and fifty degree weather melted snow so rapidly a thick fog developed. I don’t know if you have seen thick-as-soup fog over a foot or ... More About: Musings , Update , Snow
An Open Letter Concerning the Snow
2008-02-03 06:02:00 To Whom it May Concern: I would like to make it clear that I do understand that it is winter and, traditionally, winter is cold. But I would submit that this cold winter idea is archaic and unnecessary. I think it’s time for a re-vote. I think even should the public choose to ... More About: Original , Musings , Open , Letter , Snow
Coming soon?
2008-01-29 18:54:00 A post with words and a point ant quality and everything! Just taking a bit longer to assemble than I’d counted on. In the mean time, I give you not a video, but a means to amuse yourself (this…may be the reason the quality posts are taking so long). That’s right, virtual bubble ... More About: General
Desktop Defense
2008-01-25 20:03:00 Once again, while I should be doing homework and getting ready to go out and seize the day, I am trapped on my computer trying desperately to keep the creeps off my desktop. No, I’m not on drugs. Though this game is just as addictive as anything on the market. Thanks, Hand Drawn Games! More About: Cute , Desktop , General , Defense
Desktop Defense
2008-01-25 20:03:00 Once again, while I should be doing homework and getting ready to go out and seize the day, I am trapped on my computer trying desperately to keep the creeps off my desktop. No, I’m not on drugs. Though this game is just as addictive as anything on the market. Thanks, Hand Drawn Games! More About: Cute , Desktop , General , Defense
Saynotocrack: Here is your winner!
2008-01-24 19:14:00 George decides that Judo isn?t for him. –Finicky Penguin. Congratulations, Finicky Penguin! In second place: “ur anti-gravity stick?i can has it?” By Quelqoth And, tied for third: “FAIL.” By Schnitzelboi, and “‘Does it look like a penis from that angle?’” By A Funny Dud. Thanks everyone who participated! And, a shout out to ... More About: Winner
Saynotocrack: Here is your winner!
2008-01-24 19:14:00 George decides that Judo isn?t for him. –Finicky Penguin. Congratulations, Finicky Penguin! In second place: “ur anti-gravity stick?i can has it?” By Quelqoth And, tied for third: “FAIL.” By Schnitzelboi, and “‘Does it look like a penis from that angle?’” By A Funny Dud. Thanks everyone who participated! And, a shout out to ... More About: Winner
Vote for your favorite!
2008-01-22 02:21:00 Alrighty, here are the captions you submitted for our caption contest! To vote for your favorite, just post your favorite’s number in a comment! If you submitted more than one, btw, I picked the first one you submitted, to give everyone a fair chance. 1. By Vat: Hmm…I wonder what would happen if I pushed ... More About: Contest , Vote , Favorite
Vote for your favorite!
2008-01-22 02:21:00 Alrighty, here are the captions you submitted for our caption contest! To vote for your favorite, just post your favorite’s number in a comment! If you submitted more than one, btw, I picked the first one you submitted, to give everyone a fair chance. 1. By Vat: Hmm…I wonder what would happen if I pushed ... More About: Contest , Vote , Favorite
Caption Contest!
2008-01-17 21:20:00 Whee I love these things. Hopefully you have fun with this one: You know the rules, if not, here they are: Post your caption suggestion in the comments below. I’ll post them in a couple days. You vote on your favorite. I announce the winner a few days after that. Good luck and happy captioning! More About: Contest , Caption
Caption Contest!
2008-01-17 21:20:00 Whee I love these things. Hopefully you have fun with this one: You know the rules, if not, here they are: Post your caption suggestion in the comments below. I’ll post them in a couple days. You vote on your favorite. I announce the winner a few days after that. Good luck and happy captioning! More About: Contest , Caption
How to Make a Long-Distance Paper Plane
2008-01-14 16:44:00 For any of you who were jealous of the magnificent flight of the airplane last week, here’s how to make a “revolutionary” plane that will fly pretty far, assumably without a sky-scraper to help you out. Revolutionary Long -Distance Paper Plane ! - Click here for more free videos School starts again today for me. ... More About: General , Make
How to Make a Long-Distance Paper Plane
2008-01-14 16:44:00 For any of you who were jealous of the magnificent flight of the airplane last week, here’s how to make a “revolutionary” plane that will fly pretty far, assumably without a sky-scraper to help you out. Revolutionary Long -Distance Paper Plane ! - Click here for more free videos School starts again today for me. ... More About: General , Make
Oldie but Goody
2008-01-11 00:45:00 I tend to get a little tense sometimes. I tend to get easily frustrated, at people and things. It’s a cold, depressing time of year, you know? So I thought I’d post something cute and uplifting today, and I’ve scowered the internet but am completely unable to find anything that has made me smile ... More About: Videos , Animals , Goody
Oldie but Goody
2008-01-11 00:45:00 I tend to get a little tense sometimes. I tend to get easily frustrated, at people and things. It’s a cold, depressing time of year, you know? So I thought I’d post something cute and uplifting today, and I’ve scowered the internet but am completely unable to find anything that has made me smile ... More About: Videos , Animals , Goody
Nine things.
2008-01-08 07:58:00 So a friend of mine from the midwest has been considering taking some cooking courses, and to find a few in his area he thought he might use one of those engines for searching things on the great information super highway. I guess it just goes to show how horrible highways are at math. click for full-sized ... More About: General , Things
Nine things.
2008-01-08 07:58:00 So a friend of mine from the midwest has been considering taking some cooking courses, and to find a few in his area he thought he might use one of those engines for searching things on the great information super highway. I guess it just goes to show how horrible highways are at math. click for full-sized ... More About: General , Things
A trail of corncrumbs.
2008-01-07 00:37:00 I always enjoy a good laugh over those crazy stories of dumb criminals being their self-sabotaging selves, but this one is probably the best I’ve heard in a long time. She didn’t sign her name somewhere. She didn’t leave her picture. She wasn’t spotted by lots of people trying to sneak away with her ... More About: News , Trail
A trail of corncrumbs.
More articles from this author:2008-01-07 00:37:00 I always enjoy a good laugh over those crazy stories of dumb criminals being their self-sabotaging selves, but this one is probably the best I’ve heard in a long time. She didn’t sign her name somewhere. She didn’t leave her picture. She wasn’t spotted by lots of people trying to sneak away with her ... More About: News , Trail 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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