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Introducing FoolishGadgets.com
2008-09-23 18:51:00 In our daily quest to find humorous anecdotes and cool gadgets we often come across what can at best be described as “not exactly cool” or more realistically just darn foolish gadgets. They maybe foolish but they can be exceedingly amusing hence our new sister site Foolish Gadgets is born. If you want to amused ...
A little something for the students?
2008-09-20 05:04:00 This is another video post, I know, but I couldn’t help but share it because it is an amazing thing. But I’m going to dedicate it to all of you out there who - like myself - are one of those crazy student types. For those of you with laptops, I’d like you ... More About: Students , Animals
A little something for the students?
2008-09-20 05:04:00 This is another video post, I know, but I couldn’t help but share it because it is an amazing thing. But I’m going to dedicate it to all of you out there who - like myself - are one of those crazy student types. For those of you with laptops, I’d like you ... More About: Students , Animals
Dog Calls 911
2008-09-17 05:28:00 Wow. I thought my dog was clever when she learned to sit. Sure, you see dogs like Lassie on TV jumping over fences and alerting well rescue teams, but you figure that kind of canine heroism doesn’t pop up every day. Apparently a man in Phoenix owns a dog capable of being a hero, ... More About: News , Calls
Dog Calls 911
2008-09-17 05:28:00 Wow. I thought my dog was clever when she learned to sit. Sure, you see dogs like Lassie on TV jumping over fences and alerting well rescue teams, but you figure that kind of canine heroism doesn’t pop up every day. Apparently a man in Phoenix owns a dog capable of being a hero, ... More About: News , Calls
How is this any clearer?
2008-09-14 18:15:00 Sorry for the absence lately, school and work are in full swing, so here’s one more video post before I start bringing sexy content back. It’s the follow up to that Gates and Seinfeld Microsoft commercial. It makes…well, this one has a plot, but. How is this going to make Vista stop ... More About: Celebrities
How is this any clearer?
2008-09-14 18:15:00 Sorry for the absence lately, school and work are in full swing, so here’s one more video post before I start bringing sexy content back. It’s the follow up to that Gates and Seinfeld Microsoft commercial. It makes…well, this one has a plot, but. How is this going to make Vista stop ... More About: Celebrities
What is this?
2008-09-10 21:09:00 My well-thought-out and timely update will have to wait - I need answers today. I need answers now. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the PC versus MAC ads that won’t shut up no matter how hard we wish. Well, Microsoft has answered… …sort of? What is this? It’s…well, it’s Bill Gates. And…Jerry Seinfeld ... More About: Celebrities
A most satisfying snack.
2008-09-05 19:05:00 And healthy, too! Remember how awesome Star Wars were? I mean, the originals. Sure, the new ones were pretty cool in terms of special effects mostly, but on the whole they just lacked that spark, that imagination, that wonderful sense of adventure that has created a race of fans the likes of ... More About: Random , Snack
Well, at least she learned?
2008-09-03 23:29:00 A pair of women were caught a few days ago crossing the street without using the crosswalk. When a police officer approached and began writing them a ticket, they became very upset. So, one of them decided to do the only logical thing and started to moon passing traffic. Witnesses say it looked nothing like ... More About: News , Learned
Quick! Look over there!
2008-09-02 21:29:00 So, I’m back at school and life is crowded and oh no. In fact I’ve been so busy that I– HEY LOOK YOU GUYS A KITTEN. More About: Animals , Quick , Quick Look
Heading to the beach?
2008-08-29 20:18:00 Well, school’s starting again for a lot of people out there (myself included). Before a backup of homework and projects threatens to waste the rest of your warm months, why not head to the beach? Enjoy those last few summery rays! Maybe go snorkeling, or… maybe build a sandcastle: Like this man. Or this man. Or ... More About: Beach , Random , Heading
This is your winner
2008-08-26 05:10:00 Well. You selected your winner. The image was: And the winning caption is: ?High five! Who?s Gay?? by Virginia …to which I can only respond, But honestly, congrats, Virginia, and also congratulations to Frobozz who came in a very close second with ?Uh, coach? I have to pee?nevermind.” Thanks for all the awesome submissions! More About: Winner
Remember to vote!
2008-08-22 04:45:00 …For your favorite caption here! I’ve never seen such a low submission-to-vote ratio! And here’s something interesting I thought you’d like to see after tiring yourself out with all that democracy: Free Screen Cleaner! It’s a screen cleaner, and it’s automatic! No more worrying about screen-safe cloths and all that nonsense. Just download ... More About: Animals , Vote
Choose a winner?
2008-08-20 06:19:00 It’s good old Step 2 of the caption contest. Pick your favorite! Here’s the picture: And here are your contestants: 1. Alex - “Oh my god it?s full of stars!” 2. John - ?Donut! So?close!? 3. Frobozz - “Uh, coach? I have to pee?nevermind.” 4. Schnitzelboi - “Dave Johnson, the first and only casualty of the ... More About: Contest , Winner , Choose
Olympics Caption Contest!
2008-08-16 06:41:00 I know that anything you read here has been taking away from your valuable Olympics -watching time, so here’s a caption contest in the spirit of the summer games! Caption this: I’m looking forward to what you guys think of this one. More About: Contest
I wish I was this cool as a kid.
2008-08-13 21:32:00 One thing not mentioned in the SNTC guide to summer was movies. Summer is one of the best times of year to go and waste the precious sunshine and sit in a dark crowded room in front of a giant projector and watch the latest Hollywood sequel! But hey, let’s not be too harsh on ... More About: Cute , Cool
SNTC Guide To Summer, Final Chapter
2008-08-12 03:19:00 Well, the final chapter of SayNoToCrack’s Guide to enjoying Summer is here! Chapter Last: Activities! Did you know that there are lots of Activities to take part in during the summer? There are! And with summer rapidly passing by, you’d better get right on it! Aside from picking the berries, eating the food, ... More About: General , Original , Musings
SNTC Guide To Summer, Chapter 4
2008-08-10 04:03:00 Well, after a brief break, we’re ready to resume our guide to Summer fun! Today’s chapter… Chapter 4 - Food! There are so many wonderful summer foods to try! Eat up! Plants! Now is the time to enjoy fruits and vegetables, because they’re growing like crazy! They’re green and leafy and healthy, and they…oh forget it, ... More About: General , Original , Musings , Guide
Youtube Musician Spotlight 3
2008-08-06 22:14:00 Real updates on the way. In the meantime, here is YouTube musician number 3… I want to believe this is real so much. I also want to believe that if this were a hoax, they’d have gone for broke and put in fewer wrong notes. More About: Youtube , Musician , Spotlight
Youtube Musician Spotlight 2
2008-07-31 22:53:00 Computer issues being worked on. In the meantime, here is YouTube musician number 2, Cliff plays Guitar (hero). It’s like…he’s got spiders for hands. More About: Videos , Youtube , Musician , Spotlight
Musician Spotlight!
2008-07-30 05:11:00 So! My computer has magically transformed into an expensive brick. I’m on a computer that doesn’t belong to me right now, so I’m afraid the last chapters of SNTC’s guide to summer are on a temporary break as I’ve no time to assemble them. Instead, I’ll be picking on random YouTube musicians and spotlighting ... More About: Videos , Musician , Spotlight
Guide to Summer - Chapter 3
2008-07-25 00:15:00 SNTC is back again with it’s special Guide to Summer … Animals! There are all kinds of animals around in the summer! They walk, they crawl, they fly! Here are only a very few creatures you might come across in your summer adventures… Raccoons! Hi there! I’m a raccoon. I eat everything. I like to ... More About: Chapter
Hey there little boy!
2008-07-22 23:17:00 Chapter 3 is on its way, I promise. It’s just been a hot busy week. In the meantime, I thought you’d enjoy a clip from a kid enjoying his local fair… I love the newswoman’s reaction best. “Al…right!” More About: Videos
Intermission
2008-07-19 01:12:00 Thought I’d interrupt the SNTC guide to summer today for a brief link: Garfield Minus Garfield. A looong time ago, someone thought it’d be a great idea to remove all the speech bubbles from the title character of the Garfield comic strip. I don’t know who first thought of this, but the results were hilarious. ... More About: Cartoon , Celebrities
Guide to Summer - Chapter 2
2008-07-16 00:24:00 Chapter 2: Fish! You can fish in the summer! Fish may not be delicious to everyone, but they always are if you catch them yourself. That tasty flavor is not fish, it’s pride. All you need is a pole, some fishing line, a hook, some bait, maybe a bobber…probably a net, and ... More About: Summer , Original , Musings , Guide , Chapter
A SayNoToCrack Guide to Summer
2008-07-12 03:35:00 Well summer is about halfway finished, and if you’re like me, you feel like you’re letting it slip by, working nine hour shifts in an unairconditioned factory and praying every night for the world to ban boats and boat parts and factories that package them. But do not let the rest of this wonderful ... More About: Cute , Summer , Original , Guide
Danananananananana - BAT BRA!
2008-07-10 00:45:00 So I had something in mind to post today, but it must be postponed for this. Essentially, a young woman feels a vibrating sensation under her clothes all day but ignores it as her cell phone. After about five hours though, she has a look and discovers a tiny sleeping bat nestled in her bosom. ... More About: News
Happy Belated 4th
2008-07-07 21:13:00 Hey, American readers: happy belated Independence Day. I’ve been gone all this time on vacation to a land without internet, and so I’m sorry for the dead air around here. I’m still recuperating from the trip and car troubles, but in case any of you have some leftover fireworks and a lazy friend, here’s an ... More About: Happy
A winner has been picked,
More articles from this author:2008-07-01 21:26:00 And you all are heartless. Your favorite “A thing walks into a place” joke was: So a baby seal walks into a club? Congratulations, Cheeseduck on your horrifying joke! I don’t get it guys… In second place was Pancake’s: So a blind guy walks into a bookstore, picks up his guide dog by the hind legs, and begins swinging ... More About: Winner 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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