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Free time.
2007-12-01 07:36:00 Every time I mention to people that I write for a blog on the internet, someone’s bound to mention the idea that I have too much free time. I feel like this is garbage, but even if it weren’t and I was somehow awash with spare time and not begging the clock to slow down just ... More About: Videos , Time , Free
Does hair make you warmer?
2007-11-29 04:52:00 Pete Hickey is your average red blooded Canadian guy - the type of guy that Mom wants every girl to bring home for dinner: But Pete wasn’t content with just his charm and good looks - he had a burning question that had to be answered: “has anyone ever really tested [the theory that facial ... More About: Pictures , Random , Hair , Make
Saynotocrack Comic #1 - Tongue Depressor
2007-11-29 02:28:00 Yes I do hate coloring in the lines. Well, responses seemed encouraging to the idea. I’ve never done a webcomic before, and am in fact horrible at drawing and have amiddling sense of humor when I’m allowed to ramble and a very strange one when I must condense. So, comic experiment number 1. ... More About: Cartoon , Comic , Original , Tongue
Gotta dash!
2007-11-26 23:39:00 Between classes and work, I’ve pretty much totally forgotten there ever was a holiday break at all. I’m pressed for time right now even, so no time to refine and present some awesome new content for you all. But it’ll be up quickly enough, and in the mean time, here’s a video that ... More About: Videos , Musings , Japanese , Dash , Gotta
I now pronounce you?
2007-11-26 05:18:00 Man and mastiff. A superstitious man in India married a dog earlier this month in attempt to lift a curse from his life. Fifteen years ago, he stoned two dogs to death. While a dog’s wrongful death in the area where I live could result in a hefty fine/lawsuit/really bad attention, dogs in India ... More About: News , Pronounce
Happy Black Friday
2007-11-23 19:33:00 Still enjoying my break, maxin’ and relaxin’. But here’s a shout to you poor saps who get up far too early to shop for presents on this, the Black Friday . I hope none of you were subjected to this. Fun side note - I just recently learned that the day before Thanksgiving is known as black ... More About: Videos , Happy , Black Friday
I really was born.
2007-11-21 19:35:00 I’m enjoying my break from school. Sleeping in and getting little tasks done. Today I’m going to share another video with you. Not a parody, just…awesome. Born to check that mic. More About: Videos
Surrealism in Stickmen
2007-11-20 02:46:00 I guess these aren’t technically stick figures, but they’re only one or two steps up. The cartoon is “Pictures for Sad Children.” Not sure if it’s appropriate for sad children, but it is an interesting find. I still can’t quite figure out what this cartoon is about, but I’m willing to follow along with ... More About: Cartoon , Tick
Such an Idiot.
2007-11-18 23:33:00 Star Wars is one of those amazing things that doesn’t get old. References to it in movies, television shows, jokes, and parodies are still funny somehow. This doesn’t usually happen; for instance, if I told you a Matrix joke right now, or a Finding Nemo parody or something, it’d be completely lame. ... More About: Videos , Idiot
Give me the money or I?ll pump you full of?
2007-11-17 17:23:00 …staples. Seriously? Seriously. The story is basically this: a man in Kentucky held up an ice cream store and made off with a bit of money. He was caught and arrested with no trouble, however, because his only weapon was a stapler. A stapler! Witnesses confessed they were not sure whether he ... More About: News , Money , Give , Full , Pump
Curse you, internet!
2007-11-17 07:23:00 So! It’s final assignment time! The semester’s about up, and stress is at an all time high. On the one hand, classwork intensity is reaching an all-time high, while my boss at work bears down with more and more “off the clock” projects for me to work on…my second job gives me ... More About: Internet , Curse , Musings
Language Pet Peeves
2007-11-16 02:36:00 In general, I try to be understanding of people. I know that not everyone is like me. It’s what makes the world cool. It’s what makes wacky sitcoms possible. But it’s also what makes me want to bite through a friggin plank of wood almost every darn day. I’m not a grammar ... More About: Language , Peeves , Pet Peeves
Worst Hunter, Dumbest Deer
2007-11-14 19:32:00 It’s sort of like the “what if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object” thing, except much, much more ridiculous. I have more wordy posts coming up, so don’t worry about slipping back into video world. I just can’t get over this. I love the whispered “gosh” at the end…that hunter has more restrain ... More About: Hunter , Deer
Breakin? it Down, vol. 3
2007-11-09 22:43:00 Alright, I’ve been thinking about not posting this one. I think this might be another one of those cans of worms. But let me preface this by saying: I heard this on mainstream radio. I heard this song playing loudly and proudly on mainstream radio, and thought to myself, “this is a terrible ... More About: Breakin
The Batter Blaster
2007-11-06 00:27:00 In 1899, Charles H. Duell, the head of the U.S. Patent Office, supposedly said “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” Too bad he isn’t still alive - if he was I’d be one of the first to line up at his door to give him a nice gooey shot of this: Mmmmm … ... More About: Food , Random , Blaster , Aster
I take it back.
2007-11-04 21:20:00 That one creepy guy smiling into the camera creepily? That thing? That’s not the creepiest thing on the internet. I take it back. Because of this. O sweet heavens, what is this. I just…I just……I just….It’s like….I think I’m never going to be able to sleep again. I gotta lay off the videos ... More About: Videos , Back
This was e-mailed to me
2007-11-03 06:02:00 And I thought it was really funny. It starts out as if it were a new take on an old situation, and its overall comedy value was so/so…but then…well, watch for yourself. Thanks, Ephraim, Al, and Dailymotion! More About: Videos
Happy Halloween
2007-10-31 06:16:00 I did it with pets, it’s only fair I do it with people. Searching over the internet, I’ve got my five favorite costumes for human people on Halloween . Some are old, some are not, but they’re all pretty clever or something. Geekiest: Most Consumer-Zombie-ish (Actually, I find myself wondering if this one might be technically ... More About: Random , Happy , Allo
Pumpkin time!
2007-10-30 02:09:00 So! This’ll be the second time in a row I’ve embedded a flash dealy…but, honest, I just thought this was cool and will not be making a habit out of this kind of thing. I just thought this was cool. If any of you have put off to the last second your pumpkin carving ... More About: General , Time , Pumpkin
Extreme Hangman
2007-10-29 04:01:00 A pretty gruesome game for those who wish there were a more Halloween season-appropriate word/spelling/guessing puzzle game. Just when you thought the idea of hanging a stick-man stranger for your own vocabularical shortcomings was gruesome enough. Thanks, armorgames! (warning: stick person violence and paper-and-ink gore) Personally, I think the timer is a nice stess-inducing ... More About: Random , Extreme , Trem
More than 300,000 customers
2007-10-27 07:30:00 That’s what has me shaking my head and getting a bit nervous when I look at this website. It’s an online store for all your nuclear needs: radioactive ore, nuclear lab kits, meteorites, uranium, super magnets, and so much more. For all you aspiring evil geniuses out there wondering how on earth you’re going ... More About: General , Customers
Something Scary from the Internet, part 2
2007-10-24 23:37:00 You know what’s awesome? Parodies. I know, I know. I’m sorry. but not really. In the spirit of Halloween’s approach, I’ve assembled a few re-cut trailers to turn something you loved as a child into something dark and horrible. This one is…okay. This one, is totally brilliant. I would go see this movie. This final one is ... More About: Videos , Internet , Scary , Part , The Internet
A Peek into Pikachu
2007-10-24 03:55:00 When the Pokémon craze was in full swing, I always figured that Pika chu and most of the other creatures were either male, or completely androgynous. Apparently I was wrong: That, or Pikachu has a really big belly button. Either way, the Japanese have a strange way of teaching their children about anatomy. Found ... More About: Pictures , Random , Peek
Oh Sweet Merciful Heavens
2007-10-23 21:37:00 I thought I’d start a fun series where I post something scary I’ve found recently every day until Halloween. But after finding this, well…I think this might be the absolute scariest thing on the internet. Or in the world. What IS this?? Who DOES this?! Who does this and then uploads it ... More About: Videos , Sweet , Merciful
Flash Mob New York
2007-10-21 22:57:00 We’ve featured flash mobs here before (such as the last video of our Trigger Happy Montage), but this experiment strikes me as both impressive and bizarre: (if you can’t see the video, click here) The voice you hear is from the MP3 that all participants are listening to. The organizers of the event, Improv Everywhere, ... More About: Videos , Flash , New York , Pranks , Random
Into the Mind of a Criminal
2007-10-21 18:29:00 …that is, if not paying attention in class were a crime, this would be insight into the mind of a criminal. As it is, it’s just insight from the mind of Me, Karen, from SayNoToCrack.com. So less a criminal and more a slacker. And it’s not so much insight either…During class, rather than take ... More About: Pictures , Original , Musings , Mind , Criminal
KENYANS
2007-10-20 05:37:00 So…remember back when I was talking about not getting enough sleep? I still have yet to really get a full night. So I’ve been consuming coffee and energy beans (I wish it weren’t true), and trying to get by. At this point in the game, the whole world kind of seems like this (warning: the ... More About: Videos
Look Around You!
2007-10-18 04:35:00 I used to hate those old videos they’d show in school of people doing educational things in lame ways. In dated clothing and with stone age computers, these videos tried so hard to be hip to our young jive. Alas, such failure. So, having this history of dislike for edutaining movies, and my absolute ... More About: Videos
Top 10 Pet Costumes
2007-10-16 04:59:00 It’s October, and nearing that special time of year that kids of all ages dress up in ridiculous garb and beg money from kind strangers, then come home to worried parents rifling through their prizes for razors and poison. Good times, good times. Unless, of course, you’re one of those poor creatures who do not ... More About: Pictures , Top 10 , Animals , Costumes
I hate things like this.
More articles from this author:2007-10-14 20:57:00 So. Now I’m out of the goofy stage of sleep deprivation and I’m in the cranky one. I’m cranky. And you know what makes me crankier when I’m tired? Brain puzzles. So when my friend sent me this, I mind crushed him. I don’t know who made this. If you ... More About: Random , Hate , Things 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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