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No games for you!
2007-09-25 02:01:00 So, apparently some kids were spending more time on video games than on their studies. So a GameStop manager decided to stop selling them games. He ended up getting suspended for it, but I think it’s a good idea. In the end, it’s only for the kids’ own good. In fact, the idea ought ... More About: News , Games
Always be prepared
2007-09-24 15:35:00 Ladies, have you ever been invited to a party and not known what to wear? Or gone to work but not wanted to take extra clothes and shoes for after work activities? Well, now you don’t need to worry, these shoes will ensure you’re always prepared: High Tide Heels obviously represent the future of ... More About: Pictures , Random , Always , Pare , Prep
Savage Chickens Go Animated!
2007-09-23 06:28:00 I’ve shown Doug Sava ge ’s great Savage Chickens comic here before, but Doug has outdone himself this time. He decided to enter a music video contest for Laura Veirs, even though he only had 12 days until the deadline and no prior animation experience. After 500 chicken drawings (equal to his entire comic output ... More About: Videos , Cartoon , Animated
Medical Marketing Gone Wrong
2007-09-23 05:35:00 Imagine you are at the doctor’s office and receive some unpleasant news - the doctor wants you to come in for a colonoscopy. She sees your disappointment and decides to cheer you up a bit by showing you some educational material on the procedure’s preparation: (pic link) That’s right, a giant pink plastic polyp. Complete ... More About: Marketing , Pictures , Medical , Wrong
Hey, I know that guy!
2007-09-21 20:03:00 …and not only that, but he’s put up a pretty funny youtube video (I know! I know. It’s a video.) Unfortunately, it’s the only one he’s made. Now: google your friends from school! They might be off being clever behind your back!! More About: Videos
NEWSFLASH - Nelson Mandela Assassinated?
2007-09-21 02:14:00 I have the honor to offer this breaking news flash. President George W. Bush has just announced that Nelson Mandela, former South African President and Human Rights Activist, has been assassinated by Saddam Hussein: (if you can’t see the video, click here) Normally this would be rather somber news, except for the minor issue that Nelson ... More About: Videos , News , Nelson Mandela , Nate
Everybody look out!
2007-09-19 18:38:00 HE’S GOT A SKETCH! Okay, so. The story basically is: a kid absent-mindedly draws a clumsy sketch that, when examined, resembles a gun. The kid is then, naturally, suspended because this drawing, beyond shadow of doubt, represents a threat I’m not going to go into the politics of this one. I just think ... More About: Pictures , Everybody
Clever Graffiti (entry 2)
2007-09-18 19:18:00 I was inspired by Anita’s clever graffiti finds, so after some searching have rustled up enough for a second entry. Not saying I support graffiti, but I am saying, this stuff is so much fun. Obvious, but enjoyable nonetheless. Dun dun DUUUNNN I wish this were near where I live. Hah. Just remember: don’t do graffiti. It’s ... More About: Pictures , Graffiti , Random , Clever , Entry
If you open a toilet museum . . .
2007-09-18 04:08:00 You need to be prepared to clean up a few messes, or at least that’s what the operator of a new toilet museum in Kiev, Ukraine found. A 46 year old local man, after paying his entry fee, walked over to one of the exhibits and left the museum its first non-cash donation. ... More About: News , Open , Toilet , Museum
And the winner?
2007-09-16 21:10:00 Rather than put up a poll, I’m going to travel the road more biased and just pick my favorite captioner from the weekend’s caption contest. As a reminder, here’s the picture I challenged all you SNTC readers to caption hilariously: Drumroll! OR not! The winner is….. LindaF: “?The better to eat me wit.., hahaha CUT! hahahaha, ... More About: Winner
Caption this!
2007-09-14 06:48:00 I found this image the other day, and have been struggling for a funny enough caption to make bring out the maximum amount of comedy: Look at that. It’s just so…full of potential. So, I’m going to try a caption contest! Anita’s were always such fun, I thought I’d try one myself! ... More About: Pictures , Contest , Caption
Korean Baseball Fight
2007-09-13 00:20:00 I don’t know if this is real or not, but I’ve been told that in Korean baseball games you can fight as much as you want, without punishment, as long as you do this: (if you can’t see the video, click here) Seems plausible, although as a fan I’d probably get pretty annoyed after the 2nd or ... More About: Videos , Baseball , Random , Fight
Remember, kids!
2007-09-12 19:17:00 Smoking is good for you! I’m not too surprised by this one. I mean, it’s a pretty easy place for an advertisement to go. This one, however, has me baffled: I mean…this is just…including x-rays and everything. Wow. I just…an it’s like…whew. I’m not even sure what to say. I’m not ... More About: Videos , Kids
A Lot of People Smell Like Crayons
2007-09-12 03:52:00 A lot of people smell like crayons, thanks to this innovative company. And for a lot of people, it’s an improvement (I’d buy one that smells like fresh PlayDoh). Source: nopuedocreer More About: People , Random , Smell
Lifeguarding the easy way.
2007-09-10 16:23:00 (if you can’t see the video, click here) I seem to remember something similar happening at my childhood public pool, except the lifeguard would just dive in. As much as I loved this clip, it would have been so much funnier with a female lifeguard. Thanks Brian! More About: Videos , Easy , Easy Way
Oh, COME ON!
2007-09-10 08:09:00 I understand that everything good in the world will, in some way, kill you. Eventually. And I know it’s the job of science to let you know exactly what will kill you and how. But sometimes I wish, that sometimes, science would just leave certain things alone and just shut the heck ... More About: News
It?s nice to be known for something?
2007-09-10 04:05:00 Unless that something is this. (by the way, graphic violence, bad writing). Litchfield is my home town. If you’ve ever been to the non-big-city portion of the midwest US, you’re probably familiar with the type of city: small, surrounded by farmland, and mainly uninteresting. Litchfield has some perks, though: we’re right on Route ... More About: General , Musings , Nice , Ice T , Some
The solution to global warming?
2007-09-08 05:27:00 Car lovers of America watch out - soon you’ll have to share your roads with high performance Cart Bikes like this: Most people contend that Americans don’t ride bikes because we’re fat, lazy, and have millions of miles of roads with no shoulder or bike paths. Sure, these might be minor considerations, but the truth ... More About: Global Warming , Pictures , Random , Global , Ming
The Perfect Crime
2007-09-07 22:52:00 Picture this: you and a pal decide to sneak into a camp for children, with the intent of pulling of one amazing prank. You sneak into a quiet building. The coast is clear. Quickly and with enthusiasm, you begin smashing stuff and setting off fire extinguishers! The mess is amazing, and no ... More About: News , Crime , Perfect , Rime
Okay, okay, okay?
2007-09-07 03:25:00 I know. Another video. I’ll postpone a real, not-video post for another day, because this I have to share. Have to have to have to. Look at that!! Who wants a hello kitty wedding?! HELLO DANG KITTY. What! What!? ….WHAT.
What NOT to buy a girl for Christmas.
2007-09-04 04:29:00 Unless that special woman in your life is a huge fan of crazy vintage records, I suggest you not buy here this for Christmas (or any other occasion): In fact, I’d suggest you not buy her anything that appears antique or has a picture of a woman (other than her) on it. Add to that: ... More About: Pictures , Random , Girl
Wow.
2007-09-03 20:35:00 Just, wow. I mean….wow. wow. I thought I knew what Guitar Hero obsessed looked like. I thought wrong. More About: Videos
Water Butts
2007-09-02 18:01:00 Save the planet. Collect rainwater in a plastic facsimile of someone’s posterior, and then drink from it … this is what’s wrong with all the environmental crisis hype. It creates bizarre unnecessary industries such as this. I refuse to drink water from a butt, but if YOU want to, I won’t get in ... More About: Water , Butts
Evil Villain Foams Austrailia
2007-09-02 17:00:00 Alas! Some foul foe has unleashed his giant laser egg-beater upon unsuspecting civilians out for a swim! Immediately the ocean was whipped in to what can only be described as, FOAM OF DEATH, OR AT LEAST FOAM OF SMELLING REALLY BAD. And, while scientists try to explain it away, the villain, no doubt bent ... More About: News , Evil , Villa , TRAI , Trail
The One Horsepower Hybrid
2007-09-02 04:21:00 I commute 100 miles roundtrip each day, so my friends always ask why I don’t buy a hybrid. In the past, I’ve always responded with “I already get 45 mpg, why spend $20K for the same fuel economy”. From today forward though, my response will be: “because I’m waiting for the next ... More About: Pictures , Hybrid , Random , Animals , Horse
I think it?s time.
2007-08-31 20:27:00 It’s been a while, right? I’m sure you’ve all read the latest Harry Potter book, right? I mean, all of you who…y’know…read the Harry Potter books. So you won’t mind me finally posting this, right? I have to confess, I absolutely love step-by-step comedic evaluations of books, movies, etc. Thus, even though ... More About: General , Time
Banana Chat
2007-08-29 23:19:00 So. I found this old video and…I just…wow. I haven’t seen this thing in over five years. It’s still there. And it still makes me laugh. The story behind it is, someone wrote to the video makers and asked for a video featuring Zoki (website owner) making awkward smalltalk with a giant ... More About: Chat , Banana , Random , Nana
The Difference Between ?Reply? and ?Reply to All?
2007-08-28 07:12:00 …may very well cost Spirit Airlines very dearly. Basically, a couple lost a lot of money when their flight with Spirit Airline was delayed, so they, disgruntled, wanted compensation for this, and for the poor customer service. To achieve this, they wrote an e-mail to the CEO, and several other Spirit employees, explaining what they ... More About: Difference , Ferenc , The D , Ween , Diff
What is a Tacky Raccoon?
2007-08-27 16:36:00 I actually have no clue, so I’ll leave the answer up to our own Bunk Strutts since Tacky Raccoons is the name of his brand new blog. While I still haven’t seen any Raccoons at Bunk’s site, I did find quite a few gems … such as a pair of Mr. T. Underoos: And the ... More About: News , Pictures , Random
Lolcats. On film.
More articles from this author:2007-08-27 08:44:00 So, this is pretty much one of the oldest things in the world…as far as I can tell it’s from the show America’s Funniest Home Videos , or some similar cash-in-on-people’s-contributions television program. And, normally, I wouldn’t submit something so universal, but…but…it’s kitties!! Funny kitties! And it makes me laugh. Every dang time. ... More About: Cute , Film , Animals 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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