Say No to Crack Say No to Crack Funny name, funnier stuff. Daily humor site with funny videos, pictures, jokes, cartoons and more. Appropriate for all ages. Articles
Vote for your favorite!
2008-01-22 02:21:00 Alrighty, here are the captions you submitted for our caption contest! To vote for your favorite, just post your favorite’s number in a comment! If you submitted more than one, btw, I picked the first one you submitted, to give everyone a fair chance. 1. By Vat: Hmm…I wonder what would happen if I pushed ... More About: Contest , Vote , Favorite
Vote for your favorite!
2008-01-22 02:21:00 Alrighty, here are the captions you submitted for our caption contest! To vote for your favorite, just post your favorite’s number in a comment! If you submitted more than one, btw, I picked the first one you submitted, to give everyone a fair chance. 1. By Vat: Hmm…I wonder what would happen if I pushed ... More About: Contest , Vote , Favorite
Caption Contest!
2008-01-17 21:20:00 Whee I love these things. Hopefully you have fun with this one: You know the rules, if not, here they are: Post your caption suggestion in the comments below. I’ll post them in a couple days. You vote on your favorite. I announce the winner a few days after that. Good luck and happy captioning! More About: Contest , Caption
Caption Contest!
2008-01-17 21:20:00 Whee I love these things. Hopefully you have fun with this one: You know the rules, if not, here they are: Post your caption suggestion in the comments below. I’ll post them in a couple days. You vote on your favorite. I announce the winner a few days after that. Good luck and happy captioning! More About: Contest , Caption
How to Make a Long-Distance Paper Plane
2008-01-14 16:44:00 For any of you who were jealous of the magnificent flight of the airplane last week, here’s how to make a “revolutionary” plane that will fly pretty far, assumably without a sky-scraper to help you out. Revolutionary Long -Distance Paper Plane ! - Click here for more free videos School starts again today for me. ... More About: General , Make
How to Make a Long-Distance Paper Plane
2008-01-14 16:44:00 For any of you who were jealous of the magnificent flight of the airplane last week, here’s how to make a “revolutionary” plane that will fly pretty far, assumably without a sky-scraper to help you out. Revolutionary Long -Distance Paper Plane ! - Click here for more free videos School starts again today for me. ... More About: General , Make
Oldie but Goody
2008-01-11 00:45:00 I tend to get a little tense sometimes. I tend to get easily frustrated, at people and things. It’s a cold, depressing time of year, you know? So I thought I’d post something cute and uplifting today, and I’ve scowered the internet but am completely unable to find anything that has made me smile ... More About: Videos , Animals , Goody
Oldie but Goody
2008-01-11 00:45:00 I tend to get a little tense sometimes. I tend to get easily frustrated, at people and things. It’s a cold, depressing time of year, you know? So I thought I’d post something cute and uplifting today, and I’ve scowered the internet but am completely unable to find anything that has made me smile ... More About: Videos , Animals , Goody
Nine things.
2008-01-08 07:58:00 So a friend of mine from the midwest has been considering taking some cooking courses, and to find a few in his area he thought he might use one of those engines for searching things on the great information super highway. I guess it just goes to show how horrible highways are at math. click for full-sized ... More About: General , Things
Nine things.
2008-01-08 07:58:00 So a friend of mine from the midwest has been considering taking some cooking courses, and to find a few in his area he thought he might use one of those engines for searching things on the great information super highway. I guess it just goes to show how horrible highways are at math. click for full-sized ... More About: General , Things
A trail of corncrumbs.
2008-01-07 00:37:00 I always enjoy a good laugh over those crazy stories of dumb criminals being their self-sabotaging selves, but this one is probably the best I’ve heard in a long time. She didn’t sign her name somewhere. She didn’t leave her picture. She wasn’t spotted by lots of people trying to sneak away with her ... More About: News , Trail
A trail of corncrumbs.
2008-01-07 00:37:00 I always enjoy a good laugh over those crazy stories of dumb criminals being their self-sabotaging selves, but this one is probably the best I’ve heard in a long time. She didn’t sign her name somewhere. She didn’t leave her picture. She wasn’t spotted by lots of people trying to sneak away with her ... More About: News , Trail
Paper Airplane
2008-01-04 19:05:00 This is beautiful. All my paper airplanes tend to take a sharp nose-dive seconds after take-off. The fact that this one’s entire flight was captured so beautifully is really impressive. Now I’m off to fold some paper. More About: Videos , Airplane , Paper
Paper Airplane
2008-01-04 19:05:00 This is beautiful. All my paper airplanes tend to take a sharp nose-dive seconds after take-off. The fact that this one’s entire flight was captured so beautifully is really impressive. Now I’m off to fold some paper. More About: Videos , Airplane , Paper
Top 5 Most Unfortunately Named Products
2008-01-02 18:19:00 Man, you guys. People make some weeiiird stuff sometimes…but then, often times, a perfectly ordinary and useful product is invented, only to be given the must inexplicably terrible names. Like, I can only imagine how many guys shuddered and paused a moment before purchasing… #5 The Nutbuster Man oh man. It’s just an ordinary ... More About: Products , Top 10
Top 5 Most Unfortunately Named Products
2008-01-02 18:19:00 Man, you guys. People make some weeiiird stuff sometimes…but then, often times, a perfectly ordinary and useful product is invented, only to be given the must inexplicably terrible names. Like, I can only imagine how many guys shuddered and paused a moment before purchasing… #5 The Nutbuster Man oh man. It’s just an ordinary ... More About: Products , Top 10
Breakin? it Down, Christmas style.
2007-12-31 03:22:00 Well, my happy one-week break away from home and school and everything is ended, along with Christmas which I guess doesn’t affect me as much as it does some since I don’t actually celebrate it but regardless, it’s over, and I’m relieved. As I’ve mentioned briefly in the past, I work at a small thrift store, ... More About: Original , Musings , Style , Breakin
Will I Dream, Viewers?
2007-12-29 01:01:00 I know you guys hate me for turning this into a video blog. I know. But it’s winter break and my time one minute is eaten all up and the next is…eaten all up by something different. I have, however, STUFF in store that is not video and is instead good content. Until then ... More About: Dream
Top 5 Animated Christmas Light Videos
2007-12-24 20:24:00 It’s astounding how these trends form and how much work goes into them. Seems like ever since the first video came out, everyone’s been setting their Christmas Light s to music (or sound). Here are my top five favorites: 5) THX Sound FX: 4) Carol of the Bells: 3) Toy Sack, BABY! Wow, this one. I ... More About: Videos , Animated
Merry Christmas, Moscow
2007-12-23 20:27:00 This Christmas night, the children in Moscow had better jump in bed and cover their heads and hope that nobody’s awake and out of doors, because THE WOLF-BOY MAY ATTACK. This came up in a search for “wolf boy.” I’m not really sure either. Apparently some rescuers found a boy out in the woods, freezing, hungry, and ... More About: Merry Christmas , Merry
Wiiiiiiiiiiii?*crash*
2007-12-22 17:10:00 You know, I have a couple friends and family members working at different retail stores and they all have stories about people calling in at exactly opening time and asking for Wii’s. Wii’s!! Me personally? I think it’s a fad. Yeah, woo, no dumb unaccessible game controller, a everyone-friendly remot–forgive me–wiimote ... More About: Videos , Crash
And the Best (Worst?) Contender is?
2007-12-21 18:27:00 A tie! Congratulations, CheeseDuck and lila: you two, should a fight break out, could take out 31 attacking 5-year-olds each. Good for you! Or, you know, shame on you. In second place (also a tie): Matty J and Dan (E. - there were two Dans I think). You both could ... More About: Tender
How Many Five-Year-Olds Could YOU Take out?
2007-12-19 18:05:00 I think I ought to be more outraged that someone would make a site like this than I actually am. I want to see who can take out the most. Answer honestly. Me? I could take out 12. I don’t think that’s too bad for someone of my stature. Comment your number, and I’ll mention ... More About: Contest , Year
The Most Annoying Toy
2007-12-17 07:58:00 When Christmas shopping for the young people in your life, here are some things to consider before springing for some cool toy to stuff their stocking with. 1) Don’t buy it if it has several small, sharp parts. Test appropriateness by spilling parts on the floor and stepping on them without socks. Now imagine ... More About: Videos , Anno , Annoying
Maybe just ring the doorbell next time or something.
2007-12-15 05:13:00 So this news entry is twice ridiculous. Apparently some guy and his wife are going through a divorce, and he wanted to talk to her. Now, I don’t know whether or not he was just trying to be a reasonable guy and she was being stubbornly unreceptive…maybe he’d been trying to contact her for a ... More About: News , Time , Ring , Some
Finals: They?re over now.
2007-12-14 06:34:00 Well, it’s done now. I’m all done with finals for another semester. No more English department. I’ve decided to drop my minor because I’ve figured out that, while Communications might be seen by some as a slacker’s major, at least it isn’t English. I’ve never seen such a useless crock. ... More About: Cartoon , Musings , Finals , Over Now
They Picked a Winner
2007-12-12 16:18:00 And the winning Word of the Year is… W00t. So congrats, all you w00t voters, and no hard feelings, all you other-word voters. I’d have voted w00t myself if it was five years ago. But hey. I know I’ve been gone for a long time. But the worst of my finals is over. ... More About: Cute , Winner
Rock the Vote
2007-12-07 06:16:00 Voting is important. I’ve just recently registered to vote myself. Yes, I am a few years late. For whatever reason, nobody really bothered to teach us how to register in school - or, to be fair, perhaps I was absent that day. For young men it was a big deal to register, on ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
Puppy Rescue
2007-12-04 19:15:00 Sorry for not writing in so long. Finals stress is rising up around my ears and I’m FREAKING OUT OKAY. So, thought I’d stop by and share something with you that made me smile. Photojournalist Saves Puppy He saved the puppy and stayed true to his job. Now that’s what I call multitasking. Tomorrow, I will write ... More About: News , Cute , Rescue
A Whole New World.
More articles from this author:2007-12-03 04:27:00 Broadway World is hosting a contest called “Give Us Your Voice”, where each contestant is asked to sing a song from “The Little Mermaid” in a YouTube video. The winner gets an all expenses paid trip to New York. Most of the contestants I saw were pretty decent, but then I stumbled across ... More About: Videos , Random , New World 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
 |
|
 |
