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Banana Chat
2007-08-29 23:19:00 So. I found this old video and…I just…wow. I haven’t seen this thing in over five years. It’s still there. And it still makes me laugh. The story behind it is, someone wrote to the video makers and asked for a video featuring Zoki (website owner) making awkward smalltalk with a giant ... More About: Chat , Banana , Random , Nana
The Difference Between ?Reply? and ?Reply to All?
2007-08-28 07:12:00 …may very well cost Spirit Airlines very dearly. Basically, a couple lost a lot of money when their flight with Spirit Airline was delayed, so they, disgruntled, wanted compensation for this, and for the poor customer service. To achieve this, they wrote an e-mail to the CEO, and several other Spirit employees, explaining what they ... More About: Difference , Ferenc , The D , Ween , Diff
What is a Tacky Raccoon?
2007-08-27 16:36:00 I actually have no clue, so I’ll leave the answer up to our own Bunk Strutts since Tacky Raccoons is the name of his brand new blog. While I still haven’t seen any Raccoons at Bunk’s site, I did find quite a few gems … such as a pair of Mr. T. Underoos: And the ... More About: News , Pictures , Random
Lolcats. On film.
2007-08-27 08:44:00 So, this is pretty much one of the oldest things in the world…as far as I can tell it’s from the show America’s Funniest Home Videos , or some similar cash-in-on-people’s-contributions television program. And, normally, I wouldn’t submit something so universal, but…but…it’s kitties!! Funny kitties! And it makes me laugh. Every dang time. ... More About: Cute , Film , Animals
Does this actually deter trespassers?
2007-08-27 05:40:00 The following is a real picture of a real sign, taken in the good ole’ US of A: This particular sign appears to be from Boston, but apparently the practice is widespread across the states (and particularly well suited to keeping kids out). I guess this makes A LITTLE sense, but it also seems to be inviting ... More About: Pictures , Random , Ally
A paper boat fit for a king
2007-08-26 16:45:00 As a kid, I used to make paper boats, which also doubled as hats, from newspapers with my grandfather. I always wished that newspapers were larger so that we could make a boat large enough for the two of us. Something like this: This particular paper boat was made by German artist Frank Boelter, ... More About: News , Random , Boat , Paper , King
Spooning
2007-08-26 07:40:00 No, not that spooning. This spooning (and yeah, it a bit old, but worth watching and easy to miss). I’m convinced this is a set-up. How would the guy not quit after the first maybe, two hits? Why did he keep asking for it! But, real or not, it’s a crazy funny ... More About: Videos , Pranks
World Geography
2007-08-26 03:32:00 There’s no denying that the majority of Americans aren’t very good in Geography or World History, but do you know why? I’ve always wondered this myself, and now thanks to Miss Teen South Carolina, I finally understand: (if you can’t see the video, click here [youtube]) Who would have thought South Africa plays such a vital ... More About: Videos , Graph
Behind the Scenes of Wonderful Software
2007-08-24 07:29:00 I don’t think I should find this funny at all. But somehow the combination of ridiculous idea, ridiculous…er…fake accents, and the name “Peterson-Patterson,” has inspired me to share this brief documentary into the minds of the creators of one of the greatest pieces of modern software in the world. the future is NOW. More About: Videos , Software , Behind The Scenes , Wonderful , Scenes
Quantity for Quality
2007-08-22 07:34:00 I’ve tried to veer away from posting things that come in series’ like cartoons, because…well, the average bear doesn’t show up to a website that he/she checks regularly to be handed a brand new website to be checked regularly, right? Luckily, this series is finished. And it is wonderful. The owner of this website made a ... More About: Cartoon , Quality , Ality
I can?t help myself.
2007-08-20 07:18:00 So this is old news. Like, oooollllddd news. The internet has moved on past it. And yet…the fact that it hasn’t appeared here at SayNoToCrack, bothers me a little. And the fact that it’s here now, can bother you a little. Because I cannot move on with my life until I’m sure ... More About: Videos , Animals
Baby Signs
2007-08-20 04:53:00 This weekend was a pretty big weekend here at SNTC … Anita had a healthy little baby boy on Friday morning (a few weeks early, but both her and the baby are doing well). Rather than taking her leave as an excuse to post my nerd ramblings, I figured I’d share a few kid ... More About: Pictures , Baby , Signs
Bad music, Good athletes
2007-08-19 20:18:00 So. I’m back at school and back on the internet (for a moment) and in my inbox there is this. And it is wonderful. It always frustrates me when people establish themselves as one thing, then suddenly decide that entitles them to a huge following in another arena. I’m not so much mad ... More About: Music , Celebrities , Good , Athletes , Athlete
These can?t be real
2007-08-17 18:45:00 I just don’t want to believe that they are. I mean, weird or unfortunate names are generally the result of some cruel parents…I just hope these people didn’t go the way of the future and choose to hyphenate their names. I think these news announcements would be enough, right? But it’s not like they’re real, right? ... More About: Pictures , Real , These
Dear Mr. Prime?
2007-08-15 20:16:00 I can’t tell you why I find this letter from Geico to Optimus Prim e regarding his insurance policy so funny, but I really, really do. “Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck ... More About: Videos , General , Rime
Vote for Your Favorite in the Elephant Caption Contest
2007-08-14 20:41:00 UPDATE: Once again, we received lots of great captions for this picture: You can see all submissions at the contest page, but here are my 7 favorite captions. Vote for yours at the bottom, or feel free to comment on one you liked better. Finalists: That?s the problem with eating Chinese, half an hour later you?re hungry again. ... More About: Pictures , Contest , Animals , Elephant
For Demented Geek Parents with Kids
2007-08-14 14:41:00 One of my online buddies must have known I needed a pick me up, because she basically told me to use an old DOS command shell and do this: Geek y parents out there who grew up with DOS (like myself), might actually be sleep deprived and demented enough to think this was funny. I even ... More About: Kids , Random , Parents , Parent
The best answers
2007-08-13 22:40:00 You know, when I didn’t know an answer to a test or quiz in school, I would usually just leave it blank, or make an educated guess. Now I wish I could be like these brilliant people and just write something funny. Then I could at least be proud of my answer. Though, when ... More About: Cute , Answers
Behind the Scenes of the World?s Greatest Art Program
2007-08-13 19:43:00 I’ve always thought Adobe Photoshop was easily the best desktop art software ever created, but after seeing the following video I’ve realized that I’ve been stifling my creativity and productivity. After the intro, prepare to be amazed with some of the demos: (if you can’t see the video, click here) Now, in all seriousness, a few ... More About: Videos , World , Behind The Scenes , The World , Program
Man found adrift?
2007-08-12 19:07:00 I want to take this opportunity to thank the heroes of the sea who pulled a poor lost leggo man out of the ocean and onto safe, dry land. Apparently the man had been out for a fishing trip, but when he met a band of yellow pirates with threatening plastic swords clipped in ... More About: News , Random , Drift
Breakin? it down, vol. 2
2007-08-11 17:53:00 Since my last one was such a darn hit, I thought I’d do another! This time I’ll veer away from the (apparenlty) touchier subjects, however, and attack a totally different genre. So, this Wicked play. It’s pretty much teh lamezorz, right? Now, I know a lot of people like it, so I won’t ... More About: Jokes , Musings , Celebrities , Brea , Breakin
The joy of shaving.
2007-08-08 07:47:00 I know I know, three videos in one week is kind of redundant, but when I saw a video of a man shaving himself with a banana, I couldn’t not post it. I just could not resist. And yes, it is awesome. More About: Videos , Shaving , Ving
Caption This Elephant
2007-08-06 16:35:00 Time for another caption contest. The rules are simple: just add your own funny/witty caption for the picture above in a comment, and the winning caption will be selected either by me or through a vote, depending on the number of entries. Note that entries that aren’t appropriate for all ages will be ... More About: Pictures , Animals , Elephant , Caption
Don?t count your eggs?
2007-08-06 07:43:00 before they’re hatched. Or rather, don’t do a victory dance while driving in a race: It’s here if embeds give you an issue. Man. It’s sort of like in Seabiscuit, when they almost won but they didn’t try hard enough ’cause that guy was blind in one eye? Except this wasn’t one-eyed. He ... More About: Videos , Eggs , Count
Goats?on a Boat.
2007-08-05 18:39:00 I was emailed this. It is pretty excellent. Be warned, the f-bomb and butt. It’s the ocean…there ARE NO ZIPCODES. Man I love parodies! And I don’t think I’m ever going to quit quoting this one. More About: Videos , Animals , Boat , Goats , Oats
Warning!
2007-08-03 22:52:00 I’m almost positive it’s a scientifically proven fact: weird warning labels are some of the most fun things to read. I found a list of them and several of them are new to me: Caution on a package of dice: Not for human consumption. Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning : Misuse may ...
Believe it or not - this film is real
2007-08-03 18:12:00 When I saw a DVD screen capture from the following film over at Random Good Stuff, I just couldn’t believe it was real. Now that I’ve found a trailer, I’m starting to think differently: (if you can’t see the video, click here) After watching the trailer again, I just went out to Netflix and Amazon. ... More About: Videos , Cartoon , Film , Real
Nazgul Arrested in Embezzlement Scheme
2007-08-03 15:37:00 Authorities said in a statement today that a high-ranking Nazgul has been arrested on criminal charges in a scheme to embezzle millions from the government of Mordor. Grundir the Implacable, the undersecretary for Evil Ring Acquisition, was escorted from his home to the Minas Morgul police station. There are nine Nazgul, or ?ring-wraiths,? who are sworn ... More About: Arrested , Este , Chem
Pet Sweat - straight from a bottle
2007-08-03 01:32:00 There must be a translation problem here. Maybe this is bottled water for your sweaty pet? That, or the Japanese have far worse taste than I thought. So much for my plan to stave off disease by drinking bottled water when overseas. via Tokyo Times More About: Pictures , Food , Random , Animals
The world?s largest bathroom?
More articles from this author:2007-08-03 01:26:00 China has just unveiled what could be the world’s largest restroom - a towering 4 story building with over 1,000 toilets spread out over its 30,000 square feet. The restroom complex includes both indoor and outdoor toilets, some that can be viewed from nearby (I wonder if this is an attraction for some users?). ... More About: News , World , Bathroom , The World , Largest 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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