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Happy Belated 4th
2008-07-07 21:13:00 Hey, American readers: happy belated Independence Day. I’ve been gone all this time on vacation to a land without internet, and so I’m sorry for the dead air around here. I’m still recuperating from the trip and car troubles, but in case any of you have some leftover fireworks and a lazy friend, here’s an ... More About: Happy
A winner has been picked,
2008-07-01 21:26:00 And you all are heartless. Your favorite “A thing walks into a place” joke was: So a baby seal walks into a club? Congratulations, Cheeseduck on your horrifying joke! I don’t get it guys… In second place was Pancake’s: So a blind guy walks into a bookstore, picks up his guide dog by the hind legs, and begins swinging ... More About: Winner
Pick Your Winner!
2008-06-26 22:09:00 Post your favorite __ walked into a ___ joke’s number in the comment section! Submissions by MG: 1. A pimple walks into a diner. The waiter/waitress asks-?what?ll ya have?? The pimple says-?a pop.? 2. an egg walks into a chicken farm. The egg says-?where have I seen this before?!? 3. a black widow slinks into a ... More About: Contest , Winner , Pick
Joke contest!
2008-06-23 17:52:00 A ____ walks into a _____… It’s about time we got some fresh meat when it comes to “So a thing walks into another thing…” jokes. I mean, we’ve all heard the same tired six jokes and they almost always begin with some religious figures entering an establishment that sells alcohol. So: in ... More About: Contest , Joke
Old News, New News
2008-06-21 19:23:00 So! After all the music criticism I’ve done, I’ve received at least three whole requests for me to complement some music. Now, I called Iron Maiden awesome in passing but I guess that’s just not good enough. I like Coldplay. Specifically, I like their new album. If you don’t mind the simpler, ... More About: News , Musings , Old News
Overkill
2008-06-16 16:13:00 I am amazed by this. But I can’t help but wonder if a few of those initial steps might have been skip-able. Learn how to draw at 5min.com But hey, can’t argue with results. More About: Videos , Celebrities , Overkill
Misunderstood Song #5
2008-06-14 12:47:00 And this one. This one had to be done. Misunderstood Song #5: Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds What People Think: It’s based on a picture John Lennon’s son drew of his classmate Lucy (in the sky with diamonds). The Truth: I know it’s a frequently-denied, controversial topic, but this song for me ... More About: Original , Musings
Misunderstood Song #4
2008-06-13 21:15:00 This one’s a little mild. Misunderstood Song #4: Fortunate Son What People Think: I don’t really know. All I know is that I hear it a lot during the credits/trailers of movies that it doesn’t seem to apply to at all. The Truth: It’s not really terribly patriotic at all, so I’m not sure ...
Misunderstood Song #3
2008-06-12 17:15:00 When it comes to a negative song being mistaken for a positive song, I could just say look here and pop off for the day but I will not. Instead I wrote another one. Misunderstood Song #3: Good Riddance What everyone thinks: That it’s a happy farewell song. Great for graduations. The truth: ... More About: Original , Musings
Misunderstood Songs - Day 2
2008-06-11 17:14:00 We need a little love up in here. Top Misunderstood Song #2 - The Number of the Beast What Everyone Thinks: It’s a Satanic song! It celebrates Satan, and is BAD. The Truth: It is not bad. It is awesome. The song isn’t so much in celebration of Satan as it is in terror ... More About: Songs , Original , Musings
Music Examination Week! Day 1
2008-06-10 16:20:00 Hello hello! I know things here have taken a real musical bent lately, but my current place of employment involves me doing nothing but standing in place, packing boxes, and listening to whatever station the factory is playing this day. It’s on my mind. This week I’ll be doing a series of my top ... More About: Music , General , Original , Week , Examination
I am ashamed of myself
2008-06-05 01:55:00 When I was a kid, I used to pull the stickers off the rubix cube squares and line them up. I knew kids who used hammers to break them apart then put them together correctly. And then I see this kid. And I am ashamed. But speaking of old toys, does anyone here remember Tamagotchis? ... More About: Random
Some Good News
2008-06-03 03:44:00 Well, everyone by now has heard of the Universal Studios fire. What a mess. What they’ve been saying: The Clock Tower from Back To the Future is burnt down. A video vault containing 40-50,000 films and reels are lost. Master music tracks of famous recordings by The Andrews Sisters, Judy Garland, and ... More About: News , Good News , Good
Flash Wave
2008-05-31 01:47:00 So! I know I’ve been a little boring lately but I just started my summer job at the factory and it’s been eaarly mornings and ten-hour shifts all week. Cranky Karen! So, while I try to rustle up something more cheerful or something to write about, here’s this new bit from Improv Everywhere (which I’ve praised ... More About: Videos , Flash , Wave
Random Musical Thoughts
2008-05-29 01:06:00 Mr. Piano Man - I won’t say I hate the song, even though I do. But what I will say is, piano is two syllables. Two. Not pyano. Pi-ano. This song gives me tremors. American Pie - Too dang long. Maybe it it stopped being long I’d care about its ... More About: Musical , Random , Musings , Thoughts
Funny Auctions
2008-05-26 20:10:00 I’m not exactly an Ebay expert under any circumstances, but I have been known to throw in a bid at the occasional item of interest. So I guess I’ve got just enough experience to wonder why, oh why on earth, would anyone believe that selling some of these items would be a profitable idea? ... More About: Funny , Auctions
Happy Birthday to Me.
2008-05-22 02:42:00 This one is just shameful self-birthday-promoting. And some things for you to investigate! Have fun! By Nedroid Your Famous Birthday - I share my birthday with Mr. T. I pity the fool who doesn’t wish me a happy one. All horrible animated .gifs aside, it’s neat to find out some of these things. ... More About: General , Random , Happy , Happy Birthday
Time to Buy a DS
2008-05-20 00:49:00 Seriously, when you have this much time on your hands, you should just get a job and buy a real dang DS. That one was clever, but at least it seemed to happen in real time. This next one…this next one must’ve just taken all the time. Dang. More About: Videos , Time
Mystery Spam: the Final Chapter
2008-05-17 04:00:00 I say “final chapter” but I mean “final time I’ll be posting this spammer’s comments.” I don’t want to encourage more of this kind of clutter, but the last installment left me hanging, so I thought I’d round it out to a trilogy. But for some reason I love reading this stuff. ... More About: Spam , Random , Final , Mystery , Chapter
This is AWESOME.
2008-05-15 16:47:00 Sorry to geek out on you guys, but I’m completely looking forward to this next Batman movie and would you look at this: That has to be on purpose. That is so cool holy cow. More About: Videos , Awesome
Spongebob Crimepants
2008-05-12 23:04:00 I’ve pretty much had it with this guy. Yes, this one. As far as I’m concerned, the show has jumped the shark (Oh Jeez, no pun intended). How it continues to spark such fanaticism is beyond me. I mean, I’m not surprised it’s still around. Heck, a character like that can last basically forever ... More About: Spongebob
Crook caught?
2008-05-09 16:03:00 …after having his picture taken. And it wasn’t a matter of, “Hey! Stop that man! He took our purses! Quick, take his picture, and we’ll try to get him later!” No. It was a matter of, “Hey! Let’s take each other’s pictures! Aw, some dumb jerk just jumped in front of ... More About: News , Caught
The Mystery Poster Saga Continues?
2008-05-09 04:58:00 So I just got a new batch. These are ridiculously entertaining for me, but I know better than to keep encouraging them. Unless something drastically amazing happens after these, I’ll probably just ignore them from here. I can’t shake the feeling that this is some kind of crazy spy code, though. having turtles along is ... More About: Musings , Poster , Mystery , Saga
I think it means something?
2008-05-07 20:57:00 Okay, you guys. Finals are finally over and I’m starting to recuperate nicely. My absence from here has been spent writing 10 page essays, researching topics, editing documentaries, and flipping right the heck out. I don’t have to do this anymore. Upon my return to SayNoToCrack, I decided to have a look through ... More About: Random , Musings
And now for the winner!
2008-05-03 06:27:00 Congratulations, Tom!‘ Woohoo! Tom! You win! HEADLINE: “Dog Trains Woman to ?Sit? On Command” Very funny. And congrats everyone, those were some awesome captions. They all cheered me up, right until I remember my life is hell until finals are over. Oh sweet heaven. Quick, try to distract yourself with this kitten ... More About: Winner
Pick your favorite!
2008-04-30 20:23:00 As a reminder, here is the photo we’ll be captioning… And here are the first 18 captions to be submitted. I think the poll we used last time was far too cluttered, so I’m going back to assigning each caption a number. Vote for your favorite by posting its number in the comments! ... More About: Contest , Pick , Favorite
Caption Contest
2008-04-28 19:27:00 Before you tell me, I’m already aware the photoshop nature of the photo. But I think it is quite appropriate for a caption contest. I know it hasn’t been that long since our last one, but finals have got me down and it always cheers me up to see the hilarious stuff you ... More About: Contest , Caption
The Laughter of Babies
2008-04-25 19:44:00 Sometimes, a joke will make a person laugh. Sometimes a funny picture or video will. Sometimes a clever song, a dramatic accident, the misfortune of others…nothing is ever guaranteed to make everyone laugh. Except for the sound of babies laughing. Try to make it through all of these videos without at least chuckling ... More About: Videos , Babies , Laughter
Miracle Herb
2008-04-22 20:27:00 I know I spend a lot of time away from you all. I don’t know what the average age/career of the Saynotocrack reader is, but here on my end, I’m a student, and it’s FINALS TIME. I’m sorry, that lacked appropriate tone, let me try again. It’s And so as my brain slowly dissolves into ... More About: Miracle , Random , Musings , Herb
A lesson in Sequels
More articles from this author:2008-04-19 06:32:00 Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Remember how it was pretty much funny mostly if you’re in the right mood for it? There’s a sequel now. I’m so sorry. The lesson? Don’t make a sequel to something that was ok unless you originally planned on making a sequel. More About: Videos , Cartoon , Sequels , Lesson 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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