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Shweta Salve Bikini Pictures
2008-06-02 02:01:00 Shweta Salve of Jhalak Dikhla Ja fame has made headlines for her bikini photoshoot in MAXIM More About: Pictures , Bikini
Bipasha Basu Nude
2008-06-01 05:33:00 Hot pose of Bipasha from an upcoming movie. Nothing we can see but she is not wearing anything.. More About: Bipasha Basu
Boy Enjoying Aunties Ass In Public in Islamabaad
2008-05-02 02:34:00 This was taken in Nov, 07 where Pakistani policemen scuffle with female workers of PPP during a demonstration organized by PPP outside Parliament House against the imposition of emergency rule in the country. Some guy just though to take advantage of the situation and got caught on the camera. The face did not come in the picture though. More About: Public
Neetu Chandra Caught by Paparazzi
2008-04-14 01:27:00 Neetu Chandra who made her debut in ‘Garam Masala’ opposite Akshay Kumar and John Abraham got caugt by Paparazzi to viewers delight. More About: Caught , Neetu Chandra
SEVEN words WOMEN use most often
2008-03-22 22:45:00 FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.FIVE MINUTESIf she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.NOTHINGThis is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"GO AHEADThis is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.LOUD SIGHThis is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"THAT'S OKAYThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.THANKSA woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just ... More About: Women , Words
Funny Ad by Job Site - Naukri.com
2008-03-22 06:10:00 Now this is hilarious More About: Funny , Site
Blast from the past
2008-03-22 05:37:00 The advertisement of Kamasutra condom featuring Pooja Bedi (of Jo Jeeta wahi Sikander fame) and Mark Robinson (a renowned choreographer today) . This advertisement created furore among Indian audience after it had been released in early 90's. A very bold step made by Pooja Bedi at that time and after all it got Pooja publicity and she finally ended up a role in Aamir Khan starrer "Jo Jeeta Wo Sikander". More About: Blast from the Past , Past , Blast
Funny Picture of India Cricketers Staring at a fan .......
2008-03-12 23:58:00 Interesting thing is what at? Check it out... More About: India , Funny , Picture , Funny Picture , Staring
SIN, a calendar of 2008
2008-02-23 22:20:00 Maxim and Kama Sutra have come up with SIN, a calendar of 2008 , presenting Indian Models More About: Calendar
Kajol's sister Tanisha Mukherjee in a see through dress
2008-02-23 21:39:00 After Sonali Kulkarni, now its turn of Tanisha to flaunt her hot body. Bollywood is really opening up now :) More About: Dress , Sister , Tanisha Mukherjee
Funny Video - A Guy Proposing to Steffi Graf
2007-09-25 06:25:00 The guy proposes to Steffi Graf and listen to her response. Simply hilarious... More About: Video , Funny , Funny Video , Prop
Twenty Twenty Cricket World Cup Special - 2007
2007-09-23 09:56:00 Yuvraj Singh Hits Six Sixes in One Over - Brett Lee Hatrick - Shahid Afridi gets 12 runs off one ball - Bowl Out : India vs Pakistan -Last Over Of The India Vs Pakistan Tied Match - More About: Cricket , World Cup , World , Twenty , Cricket World Cup
Best Ever Catches in Cricket
2007-09-20 03:11:00 BEST CAUGHT AND BOWLED | THE BEST SLIP CATCHby Shane Bond ; &nbs p; &nb sp; &n bsp; by Manoj Prabhakar More About: Cricket
Rakhi bares all for GR8 Magazine
2007-09-04 02:14:00 TV magazine GR8! is out with its fourth anniversary issue, and this time, it's got a sizzling picture of Rakhi Sawant on the cover.The magazine also carried an interview with the actress, where she talks about her forthcoming stint in Nach Baliye 3, with boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi.Besides, there are interesting snippets of information about Rakhi's life before she became a star. For instance, did you know that Rakhi served food at Anil and Tina Ambani's wedding? Or that Rakhi feels for the poor and thinks that justice was done when Sanjay Dutt was punished?So now I guess what to do. Check out the interview, and more stunning pictures of Rakhi Sawant in GR8!'s next issue. More About: Magazine , Ares
Funny
2007-07-13 18:43:00 Forgiving or punishingthe terroristsis left to God.But,fixing their appointmentwith Godis our responsibility- Indian Army ----------------------------------------- ------- In S/w industry Forgiving or punishingthe Developeris left to Manager.But,fixing their appointmentwith Manageris our responsibility -Tester Now look the same thing from developer's perspective Forgiving or punishingthe Manageris left to Client.But,fixing their appointmentwith Clientis our responsibility - Developer More About: Funny
Pooja Chauhan Strip Protest
2007-07-08 09:47:00 Residents of Rajkot city in Gujarat were shocked on Wednesday (July 4, 2007) when a woman walked on a busy road semi-nude to protest against dowry harassment.Pooja Chauhan, 22, alleges her husband and in-laws are harassing her for dowry and bearing a girl child. Soon after Pooja’s protest, police arrested her husband Pratap Singh Chauhan and his parents. Police plan to take action against Pooja for indecent behaviour.Shocked residents saw Pooja in her undergarments and carrying a baseball bat and bangles in her hands, marching on the busy Race Course Road.The Times of India reports Pooja married Chauhan three years ago and her in-laws kept demanding more dowry. The harassment increased when she gave birth to a daughter eight months ago.She left home five months ago and started living on her own with her daughter, it said. The newspaper reports Pooja intended to march to the Police Commissioner’s office but went home after learning that the officer was out of town.See the exclusi... More About: Protest , Strip
Where to publish your paper (funny)
2007-06-29 03:15:00 1. If you understand it and can prove it, then send it to a journal of mathematics.2. If you understand it, but can't prove it, then send it to a physics journal.3. If you can't understand it, but can prove it, then send it to an economics journal.4. If you can neither understand it nor prove it, then send it to a psychology journal. More About: Funny , Publish , Paper
Software Development Cycle (Funny)
2007-06-29 03:08:00 1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. 4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs. 5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4. 6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released. 7. Users find 137 new bugs. 8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found. 9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones. 10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits. 11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs. 12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He... More About: Software , Funny , Software Development , Development , Cycle
Some Slogans
2007-06-17 20:00:00 Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in advance."Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.When I read about the evils of drinking ...I gave up.............reading.My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : We need your heads to run our business.A traffic slogan : Don't let your kids drive if they are not ol... More About: Logan , Some
12 Signs of Love
2007-06-17 18:46:00 TWELVE:When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.ELEVEN:You walk really slow when you're with them.TEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.NINE:You smile when you hear their voice.EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.SIX:They're all you think about.FIVE:You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.FOUR:You would do anything for them, just to see them.THREE:While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.TWO:You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missingONE:You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. More About: Love , Signs |
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