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sms of silly women talks
2007-06-21 21:08:00
2WOMEN TALKs 1st: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL 2nd : mera to paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata, niche se hi dal deta hai-Paper...
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Dont mess with imam during Namaz
2007-06-17 00:00:00
Dont mess with imam during Namaz , Hilarious slipper beating by the Imam, flogging like a hourse :)
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A divorced woman
2007-06-15 01:41:00
A divorced woman had been on her own for many months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eying the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered," You know, I've got and itchy pussy...." The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"
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Hot Dog : Funny dogs
2007-06-15 01:24:00
Now this is called a real hot dog...
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Aquarium turns into chilled beer
2007-06-15 00:57:00
Cant get such a better use of Aquarium and poor fish were cursing their destiny.
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Lonely Island..
2007-06-15 00:53:00
A group of ppl were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of twelve women and one man. After a few months, the womengrew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take 2 women a dayand they allowed him to have Sundays off.One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing.He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in theboat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad tosee YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's beena long time for me too."The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"
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Quick Clothes Change America's Got Talent
2007-05-24 11:56:00
When this couple performed their act, there was no question. Everyone was floored. The video is about two minutes and includes some snappy music. Also, it will look much clearer if you don't run it full screen. The bigger the picture the fuzzier it will look. They put on an incredible act. You absolutely won't believe it
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Elephant wears panty
2007-05-24 00:49:00
don't look at her panty.................
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Belly on the beach: Hilarious
2007-05-23 23:50:00
A Must watch video, how to loose your friend, drink and a chick with a belly trigger !
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Text made man hugs girl
2007-05-23 23:21:00
Text made man hugs girl. This is called creativity, its amazing stuff made by an ad agency and sometimes you may fall in love with such act.
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Dont talk with strangers
2007-05-22 19:49:00
A stranger was seated next to a little gal on the airplane when the Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."The little gal, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?""Okay," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff.Yet a deer excretes little pellets,while a cow turns out a flat Patty,And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.Why do you suppose that is?"The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmmmm, I have no idea"To which the little gal replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"
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Indian mother in law
2007-05-22 19:44:00
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I am going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I am going to marry." The mother agrees.The next day, son brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Ok Mom, guess which one I'm going to marry."Mother immediately replies, "The one on the right.""That's amazing, Mom You are right. How did you know?"The Indian mother replies, "I don't like her."

Boys are boys :Good One
2007-05-22 19:42:00
Boys are boys :Good One Ek Bus main Ladke aur Ladkiyon ki team bani , Antakshari khelane ke liye Girls : Hum tumko hara ke dikhayenge Any Guesses for BOYS response socho socho……………… Are bhai boys are boys…………….. Boys: Hum Har gaye , Chalo aab dikhao… ! Don't Mind Because Boys are boys
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Free hair cut of Software Engineer
2007-05-22 19:39:00
There was a good old barber in Hydrabad . One day aflorist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay thebarber and the barber replies:I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I amdoing a Community Service.Florist is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open hisshop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at hisdoor.A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes topay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open hisshop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay thebarber again refuses the money saying that it was a communityservice.The next morning when the Barber goes to open hisshop, guess what he finds there......Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. . . . .....(Believe me it's worth it!!!!!!!!!! )................................
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Pervez Musharraf New Costume
2007-05-20 23:19:00
Pakistan's President Mr. Pervez Mush arraf New Costume , would u like to help him??
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just for laughs sexy skirt lift spring
2007-05-20 23:10:00
Just for laughs sexy skirt lift spring, now this program comes on pogo tv and it is good to watch, this show never bore you.
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Camera Tricks to scare people
2007-05-20 23:01:00
Camera Tricks to scare people, Damn Hilarious video, must watch, I will die if this happens with me.
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Managers can always find fault
2007-05-20 22:25:00
A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over,pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs."See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"Moral:"No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you"Note: Never forward this to managers!
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An accountant visited a History museum
2007-05-20 21:09:00
Exact informationAn accountant visited a History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and 10 months old"."Where did you get this exact information? ""I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is 2 billion years old." Yoga vs drinkingYoga teacher asks a woman: Has yoga any effect over ur husband's drinking habit?Woman: Yes, now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Funny ads by advertisement company
2007-05-19 20:31:00
Funny ads by advertisement company
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Clever ads by advertisement companies
2007-05-19 20:24:00
Clever ads by advertisement companies
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Worlds most complicated track
2007-05-19 20:19:00
This is Worlds most complicated track of this world.
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Hyderabadi Who make you laugh till u fall
2007-05-19 19:54:00
Who is a Hyderabadi ?? Who make you laugh till you fall........Who doesnt hesitate to use words like"baigan ke","Hau", "Nakko","Hallu" ,"Bole to suno miyaa","Kaiku" and "Kate". Daily......:He goes to gas station to fill and says "Paanch point single oil daalo".He says "Abbi aatau miyaa" and vanishes for couple of hours or does not come back at all.He sleeps around 1 am and wakes only after 9:30 am.He drinks half cup of tea at least 6 times and buys only 1 gold flake cigarette.Food........ :If they do not eat rice at least once a day they will die.For them the only good dishes on earth areHyderabadi biryani,Nahari, Haleem,Khatti daal,Tamataun ka saalan,Bhendi ka sherwa,Dhai ki kadi,Paalak ki bhaaji,Aaloo baigan,Gawaar ki phalli,Kheema aloo methi.Khaagina, Khichdi,Boti ka saalan,Khadi daal,Bagaara khaana daalcha,Mirchiyaa bhajiye,Khubaani ka mittha,Kaddu ki kheer and Fruit salaad .Once in a week he will visit Alhamdulillah, Bismillah to eat Kalyaani biryaani.New Generation (Males):2 ...
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Lion hugs lady
2007-05-19 19:51:00
Here this lucky lion who hugs lady and must say that lady was also brave.
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Honeymoon: 4 letter words
2007-05-07 00:26:00
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?''Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!'Her mother said, 'Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!'
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