StubblebloggerStubblebloggerCanadian newspaper humorist Ron Petrie reports from the Great White North.
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Happy Returns? HAPPY Returns?
2008-01-03 16:34:00 Whenever people walk up to me as they so often do this time of the year, to shake my hand and wish me many happy returns, I smile and nod, being a pacifist. “Right back at you,” I respond, out loud, my brain merely thinking, not actually speaking, the...(read more) More About: Happy
If You Ever Open Your Eyes and See This....
2008-01-03 16:00:00 ...you've been tackled back to 1949. Also, God uses Brylcreem. Too cool? Buy it on ebay ....(read more) More About: Eyes , Open
Which is Why It's No Longer Saskatchewan's Official Sport
2008-01-03 15:46:00 Too dangerous....(read more) More About: Sport , Official
A New Year's Resolutions
2008-01-02 15:59:00 Let's take better care of ourselves. Every day....(read more) More About: Resolutions
Have Nothing to Do All Weekend?
2007-12-28 19:43:00 You do now. Coolest geography game EVER. Beat Stubbleblogger's 104. Shouldn't be difficult....(read more) More About: Weekend
Relentless TV Ads That Can Stop Now, Please
2007-12-27 16:32:00 - The bank financial adviser who wears the child's tiera and talks "second onions." - The beer guy wrapped in cellophane who gets "pranked" by Canadians. - The Cialis spot wherein the woman disconnects something under the car hood so that she and hubby...(read more) More About: Stop , Elen
Stubbleblogger's Foreign Affairs Watch
2007-12-27 14:42:00 Scotland. What the hell are they thinking? This has been your Stubbleblogger's Foreign Affairs Watch ....(read more) More About: Foreign affairs
Merry Christmas, Saskatchewan
2007-12-24 18:50:00 (Column from Monday, Dec. 24, Leader-Post) Let this night be silent. Let these next few hours be for reflection. Tomorrow Saskatchewan rises to Christmas Day, its 103rd as a province, and with a shared sense among us, I suspect, that we are a people on...(read more) More About: Merry Christmas , Merry
The Dallas Cowboys: Chicken? Pansies? Or Just Geographically Challenged?
2007-12-24 15:31:00 " We do not want to play in Saskatchewan."...(read more) More About: Dallas , Cowboys , Dallas Cowboys , Chicken , Halle
Let's Get it On
2007-12-24 15:13:00 Tonight the family gathers to roast chestnuts and sip cider, to reflect on events of the year past in the warm glow of birch logs ablaze in the fireplace. That would be the Osmond family. As for mine, Christmas Eve will more closely resemble a space-alien...(read more)
Shut the Dang Door and Let's Get Festive
2007-12-21 15:40:00 It is with sincerely feigned regret that I’ve cancelled today’s annual Stubblebloger Outdoor Carol Wassail, due to the ongoing sparkling magic of the frosty, festive winter wonderland of Saskatchewan that’s really cold and really sucks. Unless you personally...(read more) More About: Door , Shut
What the Hell is it with Toasters, Anyway?
2007-12-20 17:25:00 Stubbleblogger has a toaster at home that cost maybe $80 and that takes FOREVER to produce a piece of bread dry and white on one side, charred and black on the other. In his shack at Fishing Lake, Stubblebogger has a toaster at least 40 years old, probably...(read more) More About: Hell , Toasters , Aster
Eight Minutes After Midnight in Bed Tonight, Saskatchewan Standard Time
More articles from this author:2007-12-20 16:50:00 Stubbleblogger is all in favor of world peace, but that's way too late....(read more) More About: Time , Standard , Saskatchewan , Tonight , Minutes 1, 2 |
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