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30 Greatest functional Lego creations of all time
2008-02-29 00:00:00 Rather than working today I decided to find the 30 greatest functional Lego creations of all time. So here in no particular order are Lego phones, furniture, electronic items and even a few weapons. Custom Creations .TitlePreg { font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #195C63; ... More About: Time , Greatest
Documentary on world?s worst facial deformity
2008-02-27 00:00:00 Kevin Armstrong is a brave little 12 year old with acute Solumoristosis, an extremely rare genetic deformity that horribly disfigures his facial appearance. This is the heart warming documentary focuses on how the boy overcomes his handicap and perseveres in a society that places so much emphasis on physical ... More About: World , Documentary , Facial
Avoiding registered offenders in your neighborhood
2008-02-27 00:00:00 The website familywatchdog.us lets you enter your address and see if there is a registered sex offender in your neighborhood. See if you need to start arming your children before they go out to play in front of in the front yard. We ranked 30 major cities and ... More About: Neighborhood
Retard driving tow truck
2008-02-27 00:00:00 Sure it's fun to hire the handicapped but when you do you might want to get some more insurance and be sure to have plenty of video tape. Here is a short video showing what happens when a retard drives a tow truck... More About: Driving , Truck
Play guess your crime with mugshots
2008-02-26 00:00:00 Someone has come up with a clever guessing game, try to match the mugshot with the alleged crime. Was this smiling girl simply drunk or disorderly or did she axe murder a small family? You be the judge and see if the mug fits the crime... Click to Play Click ... More About: Crime , Guess , Mugshots
Beer vs Jesus - which is better?
2008-02-26 00:00:00 A question for the ages has been which is better Beer or Jesus ? Up until this point it's been a one-sided battle, but we've decided to be the devil's savior's advocate and written a sequel to why Jesus is better than beer... Top Ten Reasons Why Jesus Is ...
Dying or climaxing chicks in movies
2008-02-26 00:00:00 Sometimes it's hard to tell by facial expressions alone whether a chick is getting killed or getting off. Since both frequently involve acting guys have a tough time judging which it is. Can you tell which is which? Free Flash GamesandFree Online Games More About: Movies , Dying , Chicks
Chippewa Falls amusement park ruins
2008-02-26 00:00:00 Chippewa Lake Park was abandoned in 1978 with most of it's attractions standing. The 385 acre lake outside of Cleveland is the largest natural inland body of water in the state. The park was open for nearly a hundred years and nature has reclaimed it's coasters, ballroom and structures. The ... More About: Amusement , Falls , Ruins
Making that scary girl part fun with Clitter!
2008-02-26 00:00:00 Sure the female part can be a little intimidating and battling odor down there is a cottage industry. Now there is a product to make that scary part fun for everyone. With eleven scented glitter color packs you can decorate your very own smiley face down there with Clitter! More About: Girl , Scary , Part
Facebook voted #1 by Megan?s Law violators
2008-02-26 00:00:00 I'm not saying that I use FaceBook everyday (sometimes the public library is closed so I can't get on a computer). When I can get on the computer I take every opportunity to find myself more imaginary friends. This time, I was able to find a new friend ... More About: Facebook , Megan
How do you measure up to famous celebrities?
2008-02-25 00:00:00 Wonder how you measure up to famous celebrities? Well ask no longer see how you size up to notable figures of the past and present. This is the safe for work so this is not that kind of comparison although that would probably be more entertaining (and would ... More About: Celebrities , Famous
Imagine a world without Yoko Ono
2008-02-25 00:00:00 Just imagine if the world's most famous band hadn't been destroyed by Yoko Ono . You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one and I can only imagine a world without that ugly chick. Just how different would the world be without her, well here are ... More About: World , Imagine
Vaporware product of the month: 5 million dollar 4 bedroom underwater house
2008-02-25 00:00:00 Sure five million for a four bedroom smallish apartment would probably be not such a bad deal in New York city but the Trilobis 65 Floating Home doesn't exist. It's one of those vaporware products that companies without real products make shiny pictures of and pretend to sell without ... More About: House , Dollar , Product , Bedroom , Million
Serbs overrun American embassy - democrats plan withdrawal
2008-02-22 00:00:00 Hundreds of protesters overrun the closed American embassy in Belgrade, the capital of Serbia. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama both pledged to withdraw US forces then bickered over which of them had a faster retreat strategy. Walter Cronkite declared if there was going to be a war there we ... More About: Democrats , Embassy , Plan , Withdrawal
Retard competes in Olympic gymnastics for wrong team
2008-02-21 00:00:00 Sure we all can't win the gold, but competing for let's say the women's track team would buy you at least three seconds on your mile. In the army chicks only had to run at a brisk walk to pass their physical requirements tests (guess the bad guys need to ... More About: Olympic , Team , Wrong , Gymnastics
A tribute to Fidel Castro?s health care system
2008-02-20 00:00:00 In the medical field if you are not providing aggressive or 'heroic' medical care you are simply providing 'palliative' care or aid and comfort. In a tribute to Fidel Castro (hero to millions) let's celebrate Cuba's palliative health care system... .TitlePreg { font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #195C63; } ... More About: Health , System , Health Care , Care
Corvette designer rolling, over in his grave
2008-02-19 00:00:00 There is little questioning the recognizability of the American born and bred, Chevrolet Corvette . Whether you are a car aficionado or just a school age boy able to recognize the difference between a girl and a boy, the Corvette has a history to be proud about, until N2A gets ... More About: Designer , Grave , Rolling
Cloverfield monster revealed
2008-02-17 00:00:00 For just $99 you can see the Cloverfield monster in your own home, without getting nauseous from a few hours of shaky hand cam either. What would make kids happier than a 14 inch tall monster that comes complete with sound (years of psycho therapy and batteries not included). In ... More About: Monster
There Will be Blood coming from your wallet & eyes if you watch this crapta
2008-02-16 00:00:00 Anytime you hear the word 'oscar nominated' used repeatedly to promote a movie without hearing the even more overused catch-phrase number one movie in America be afraid, be very afraid. There Will be Blood failed to be a number one movie in America, which means that it couldn't outdraw ... More About: Watch , Eyes , There Will Be Blood , Wallet
Roger Clemens post-controversy advertising
2008-02-16 00:00:00 Roger Clemens was a very popular athlete and a hero to many, so even after this latest alleged use of HGH and steroids many will still look up to the big guy. His image will be slightly tarnished so he will need to go for some lesser known companies ... More About: Advertising , Post , Roger Clemens , Controversy
Monday morning quarterbacking Hillary Clinton
2008-02-16 00:00:00 Like the New England Patriots run for the Superbowl Hillary Clinton 's nomination was supposed to be a coordination and the house both were in betting terms sure things. With Texas now as a must-win state for Hillary the latest poll now show her trailing to Obama by 6 points. It's ... More About: Morning , Monday
Pedro Martinez guilty of playing with his food
2008-02-14 00:00:00 Recently hall of fame pitcher Juan Marichal and Pedro Martinez were implicated in cockfighting. When I first heard about this I wasn't all that surprised, Pedro was very thin, dressed nicely and came off as being a little efeminite. Upon actually reading about it I found out the ... More About: Food , Guilty
Hitchens tells the Archbishop of Canterbury to go to hell
2008-02-14 00:00:00 The Archbishop of Canterbury recently suggested that having Sharia or Muslim law in the UK was 'Unavoidable'. Christopher Hitchens, who is one of the most eloquent, thoughtful and principled writers out there weighed in on the subject. Suffice it to say the fellow Brit was not ... More About: Hell , Tells , Archbishop of Canterbury
Christ struck down by lightning
2008-02-14 00:00:00 I'm not sure what was said but Christ was struck by lightning recently. The lightning strike was captured on film, when the 130ft tall statue made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete. Christ the Redeemer stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. It was named one ... More About: Lightning
Laundrymat beat down office space style
2008-02-08 00:00:00 People who berate employees at Laundrymats fail to take into consideration that the Chinese have a thousand years of kung fu in their blood. You can only push them so far before they bust out a can of bruce lee whoop ass. This video is great it reminds me ... More About: Space , Office , Style , Office Space , Beat
World?s most expensive disco ball
2008-02-08 00:00:00 What do you get when you combine modern art with the movie transformers? Well you get a multi million dollar disco ball called the cloud, because London doesn't have enough clouds on it's own.... Now airport travelers can make out more than obscure shapes with this stationary cloud as part of ... More About: World , Most Expensive , Disco , Ball
The remains of an American Diner icon: Johnnies Drive In
2007-12-28 00:00:00 Johnnie's broiler is an abandoned coffee shop / drive in located in Downey, CA. The Los Angeles Conservancy's Modern Committee, the California Historic Resources Commission voted unanimously to include Johnie's Broiler in the Register of Historic Places. Sadly, the current owners demolished the the landmark without a permit ... More About: Icon , Drive , American , Mains
Disney?s Peter Pan died a drug addicted homeless person
2007-12-28 00:00:00 The 1953 Disney feature Peter Pan not only used the voice of actor Bobby Driscoll but he served as the model for the animated character. Disney's Peter Pan had a sad ending in real life, drug addiction led to homelessness. At age 31 his body was discovered by ... More About: Homeless , Died , Drug , Person
Subway pole dancers
2007-12-20 00:00:00 Subway riders are lucky they have don't have to buy ten dollar per gallon gas and a free lifetime supply of human effluence. Now some lucky riders get to go home smelling like desperate single mothers with drug addictions and a lack of self respect. I've heard that ... More About: Subway , Pole , Dancers
Taking rental truck off-roading
More articles from this author:2007-12-20 00:00:00 A couple of weeks ago when it was raining pretty heavily I rented a truck because my car was in the shop. I paid extra for the full coverage on top of my existing insurance which pretty much gave me insurance super powers. Armed with my ring of ... More About: Rental , Truck , Taking 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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