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Yo yo ninja
2007-12-18 00:00:00 Yuuki Specer demonstrates his yo you ninja skills at the World yo-yo contest 2007. Sadly his parents wanted him to max out his SAT's and play the piano or something but little Yuuki wanted to grow up to be a yo yo ninja. Check out his freestyle ninja ... More About: Ninja
Politically correct wrapping paper
2007-12-16 00:00:00 Having a company Christmas Holiday Party but don't want to offend anyone. Why not try wrapping your gift in politically correct wrapping paper. Without that monster Santa Claus, Christmas Trees, snow or anything that would or could offend anyone your options are somewhat limited... My under 15 dollar present, ... More About: Paper , Politic , Wrap , Politically Correct , Rect
The positive effects of global warming
2007-12-16 00:00:00 Sure we might all be killed by global warming, and I seriously doubt paving over the rain forest with strip malls is good for the long term health of the planet but lets try and look on the bright (and warmer) side of things. I'm a glass is half ... More About: Global Warming , Global , Positive , Effects , Armin
Middle Eastern man screaming Allahu Akbar goes nuts on airplane
2007-12-16 00:00:00 A South Asian man screaming ?Allahu Akbar? and ?f***ing white people? freaks out on what appears to be an Air Canada flight. He yells at other passengers to ?Shoot me! Shoot me!? He?s gently restrained by several large men while he appears to have a panic attack or (less likely ... More About: Airplane , Middle , Eastern , Nuts , Aster
Inside an abandoned California hospital
2007-12-12 00:00:00 Between 1993 and 2003 60 hospitals in California closed their doors. The Community Hospital in Granada Hills opened in 1965 was just one of those and shuttered it's doors in August of 2003. I always wondered what it would look like to see inside the doors of one ... More About: Inside , Abandon , Abandoned
Video of Winona Ryder riding a mannequin
2007-12-12 00:00:00 Troubled actress Winona Ryder whose career has been in a nose dive since her shoplifting incident has been on hiatus since 2001. The addiction and lack of work have apparently led her to do bad things, very bad things with a dummy. This latest fling is no ordinary ... More About: Video , Riding
Reserve your ticket to heaven today
2007-12-12 00:00:00 In what is the perfect Christmas present for yourself or friends who believe in the afterlife purchase your ticket to heaven online. Why bother doing any good deeds, or wasting your Sunday afternoons when you could be watching football or out doing something more fun. This online site ... More About: Heaven , Today , Ticket , Reserve , Tick
Speed Racer movie looks craptastic
2007-12-08 00:00:00 Movies being converted from cartoon to big screen films are pretty hit and miss. Speed Racer comes out May of 2008 but you can see the trailer here, and save ten bucks. I always liked speed racer and always call anyone hurrying by that name but based on ... More About: Movie , Looks
Chocolate Rain goes Hollywood
2007-12-07 00:00:00 Tay Zonday the guy who sounds like James Earl Jones but with an effeminate Clay Aiken vibe has gone Hollywood . Tay a graduate student became famous for recording this year's macarena song, something so horrible it drives you insane but at the same time you keep hearing it ... More About: Rain , Chocolate , Chocolate Rain , Olly
Classified Al Qaeda tapes released, proving jihad is retarded
2007-12-07 00:00:00 With many of it's experienced leaders captured or killed Al Qaeda is facing a shortage of experienced terrorists. Happily many of the more intelligent ones have either been taken out or have decided the risks simply outweigh the rewards. Or maybe it was simply the rumor that there ... More About: Jihad , Released , Classified , Retarded
Worlds most valuable religious symbol ever
2007-12-07 00:00:00 Recently a rock with a cross in it was put up on e-bay and advertised as a the most valuable religious symbol on EBAY ever! Which made me wonder what if some of the most famous icons in the history of religion were to be sold what they would go ... More About: Worlds , Religious
Allen Iverson arrested on suspected toddler fighting charges
2007-12-05 00:00:00 NBA Star Allen Iverson of the Denver Nuggets was arrested outside of his Denver home early Wednesday morning. Officials from the organization had no comment and the team is scheduled to play the Lakers later today. The Virginia native, was charged with felony and misdemeanor charges where police ... More About: Arrested , Fighting , Toddler
Retards race to make 100K in stock
2007-12-04 00:00:00 Take two amateur stock investors, several days of not working to create a new site, ten thousand dollars and you have yourself the great retardtrader.com stock race. Michael and Lindsey are racing each other to each make one hundred thousand dollars and recording every step along the way. It took ... More About: Race , Stock , Make
One less menorah candle for Hanukkah to save the world
2007-12-04 00:00:00 Environmentalists are encouraging Jews and people who just like the menorah to light one less candle this Hanukkah. Not to be outdone Hamas is promising to light up one Jew this for each day of Hanukkah this holiday season. The founders of the Green Hanukkia campaign found that every candle ... More About: World , The World , Save , Save the World , Candle
Monster menagerie from The Mist
2007-12-04 00:00:00 I thought one of the coolest trailers of the year was for the Stephen King movie 'The Mist ' so I went to go see it with two of my best friends. I was unprepared for the menagerie of monsters that I was about to be confronted with. ... More About: Monster , The Mist , Mons
Lottery winner escapes unwanted life
2007-11-20 00:00:00 All Donna Campbell has left of her husband is pictures and broken dreams or at least the sad story she and her lawyer are telling. The poor guy finally wins big after years of racking up gambling debts and does what any unhappily married ran would do with lots ... More About: Life , Lottery , Winner
Abandoned city in Russia
2007-11-15 00:00:00 At first I thought these pictures were of Chernobyl but there is no radiation here. Kadychan is a Northern Russia n town, nestled in cold tundra. It was once a tin mining town of twelve thousand people. The houses are still filled with people?s belongings, books and childrens toys litter ... More About: City , Done , Abandon , Abandoned
Where the terrorists are
2007-11-15 00:00:00 Thinking about taking a trip and want to avoid getting blown up by a terrorist or just have an unnatural fear of terrorists? We have the perfect site for you - globalincidentmap.com. You can track terrorist attacks on a giant map like traffic or the weather channel. Terrorists don't ... More About: The Terror
22,173 save Wiki
2007-11-15 00:00:00 Only you and almost thirty thousand like you can save Wiki . No not the Wiki the killer whale from Marineland in France, the online dictionary where people can change history to implicate various people with assassinating John F Kennedy. What is it that Wiki wants to do with your cash ... More About: Save
Proof that Chinese are the cheapest on the planet
2007-11-15 00:00:00 All stereotype slang about thrift must now be updated. Any reference to being 'jewish' must now be updated and referred to as being 'chinese'. Chinese are now wearing recycled condoms in various parts of China. This will be the death knell for American manufacturing these people are so ... More About: Planet , Proof , The Planet
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie buy Ethiopia
2007-11-15 00:00:00 Super celebrities Brad and Angelina recently purchased Ethiopia for an undisclosed sum. Initially reporters had concluded the mega rich couple had purchased the actual country in an effort to acquire hundreds of thousands of children for them and their celebrity friends. As it turned out they merely purchased ... More About: Angelina Jolie , Brad Pitt , Jolie
Celebrity pregnancy countdown
2007-11-15 00:00:00 Christina Aguilera is just the latest in a long string of celebrities to offend the public in general with their pregnancies. Some of them can't stand being out of the public spotlight long enough to drop another spoiled child without flaunting their baby filled bellies in our faces while ... More About: Celebrity , Pregnancy , Countdown
Dollar officially less cool than the euro - being used by rappers in videos
2007-11-15 00:00:00 Rappers have always had four staples in their videos since Michael Jackson pop music quit being cool around the time he quit being white. You could always count on seeing cash, large bottomed females, expensive looking junk and some kind of reference to committing crimes. Sadly American cash ... More About: Videos , Euro , Dollar , Cool , Rappers
World champion speedwalker attacked by Samurai
2007-11-15 00:00:00 Watching Japanese TV makes me wish I had a big budget or any budget at all to do stupid things on video. That and that those perfect bodied anime chicks were real and less boring. Anyway this Japanese TV show Spring of Trivia plays a cruel joke on ... More About: World , Samurai , Attacked , Champion , Attack
Millions afflicted by Gingervitis
2007-11-14 00:00:00 Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. This International Gingervitis ... More About: Millions
Lightning strike victim humiliated by local TV news
2007-11-13 00:00:00 Local TV News channel picks on lightning strike victim emerging from a coma. Sure they claim technical difficulties but the poor teen shook like she was being electrocuted as the video for the interview skipped over and over. This led plastic face news boy to continue to laugh ... More About: Lightning , Local , Strike , Victim
Facebook costs fairy a job
2007-11-13 00:00:00 Kevin Colvin, former intern at Anglo Irish Bank emailed into work about a family emergency. Then after making what can only be described as a terrifying costume choice fairy Kevin posted pictures of himself on his facebook account. One of his co workers was kind enough to make ... More About: Facebook , Costs
Plants for Hillary 2008
2007-11-13 00:00:00 The college student who says she was told what question to ask at one of Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign events told CNN Monday that she wasn't the only one at the event who was a plant and said "voters have the right to know what really happened." In an exclusive interview ... More About: Plants , 2008
Woman has 200 climaxes per day
2007-11-13 00:00:00 SARAH Carmen, 24, says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have climaxes at any time of day. She explained: "Anything can set me off. Even the hairdryers cause funny pulsations through my body. "As a skin care specialist I have to use tools ... More About: Woman
Bottled kosher ham - the perfect holday treat
More articles from this author:2007-11-12 00:00:00 What says politically correct non-secular winter holiday more than a refreshing glass of kosher ham soda? The cool soday company Jones soda of Washington is unleashing this tasty beverage concoction for this upcoming holiday season. I suppose looking for reindeer blood cherry cola would be too over the ... More About: Perfect , Treat , Kosher , Kosh 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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