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China Airlines covers up air disasters
2007-08-23 00:00:00 Some airlines have amazing safety records, other are known for service, still others aren't really known for either. That's China Airlines niche, recently they have taken to the practice of painting over their airline's logo before the melted wreckage has even cooled. Actual Crash Scene Photos We decided that because ... More About: Disasters , Covers , Aster
World?s oldest father at age 90
2007-08-23 00:00:00 The current record holder for the world's oldest father has broken his own record by having yet another child. This is the 21st child for Nanu Ram Jogi. This offers conclusive evidence along with Donald Trump marrying one of the cuter chicks in the world that at least ... More About: World , Father , Fath
Bin Laden and Castro still alive
2007-08-23 00:00:00 It could just be a coincidence that no one has seen or heard from Fidel Castro or Osama bin Laden during the same period of time. Or it could be the two are hanging out together on the beach courtesy of some Bush/Oil/Halliburton conspiracy. A top Taliban commander said ... More About: Bin Laden , Alive
Man killed by pet spiders
2007-08-22 00:00:00 I had an idiot friend in high school who's pet rattlesnake got loose in his room and he went looking for it with pillows wrapped around his legs and a mop. This guy is even dumber than Paul, who went on to wash cars for a living... Mark Voegel, 30, ... More About: Killed , Spiders
Toxic pajamas from China part of wider conspiracy?
2007-08-22 00:00:00 The safety problems affecting Chinese goods spread from toys to textiles on Monday as New Zealand said it would investigate allegations that imported children?s clothes contained dangerous levels of formaldehyde. Experts bring up the rational point that this makes up a tiny fraction of exports from China and that ... More About: Conspiracy , Part , Pajamas , Cons
Frozen smoke the new material that will change the world?
2007-08-22 00:00:00 A MIRACLE material for the 21st century could protect your home against bomb blasts, mop up oil spillages and even help man to fly to Mars. Aerogel, one of the world?s lightest solids, can withstand a direct blast of 1kg of dynamite and protect against heat from a blowtorch at ... More About: World , Change , Smoke , The World , Material
Islamic terrorist attack episode cancelled by BBC
2007-08-22 00:00:00 The BBC has dropped plans to show a fictional terror attack in an episode of Casualty to avoid offending Muslims. The first show of the hospital drama's new series was to have featured a storyline about an explosion caused by Islamic extremists. Now the bomb will be set off by ... More About: Episode , Terrorist , Slam , Ancel
Jihad the musical opens
2007-08-22 00:00:00 Muslims in England are calling for the Prime Minister to condemn a new play making fun of terrorism. The new play features women in burkas, suicide bombers and singing - and guess what if it was about anything else it would have opened and closed without anyone ever talking ... More About: Musical , Jihad
Indian tribes offer illegals amnesty for $50
2007-08-22 00:00:00 Looking for amnesty at a reasonable price? For just $50, two nonfederally recognized Indian tribes are offering membership to thousands of illegal immigrants, claiming they can achieve legal status by joining the groups. But immigration authorities insist becoming a tribe member gives no protection against being deported. And immigration advocates ... More About: Amnesty , Tribe , Indian Tribe , Illegals
Posting dumb pictures on web can get you fired
2007-08-18 00:00:00 Sam Wakim who had been appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger to the North Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board last November was forced to resign for a web posting made in 2005. Wakim did not create the image, which has floated around on Web during the time that the state ... More About: Pictures , Dumb , Fired , Posti
Nearly a fourth of Brits too lazy to work
2007-08-18 00:00:00 Nearly ten million people in Britain are out of work - more than six times the official unemployment rate - it was revealed last night. The 'hidden army' of jobless accounts for a quarter of the working-age population. Critics said the staggering numbers represented a 'huge pool of wasted talent' and ... More About: Work , Nearly , Earl , Lazy , Brits
Cheapest gas in Australia at Pink Palace brothel
2007-08-18 00:00:00 A clever brothel in Australia has come up with a timely promotion, discounted gas! The Pink Palace is giving clients 30 cents off their bill for every litre of petrol they buy as part of its "pump and save" campaign. No fuel chains contacted by The Age yesterday would comment ... More About: Roth , Brot
Do not remove sign vs idiot
2007-08-15 00:00:00 Someone I work with talks like a filipino hooker and whose only response to verbal stimulation is repeated blinking and an occasional prolonged "yeaaaaaah". After weeks of bothering everyone for a new shiny new monitor she got one. It would be mean to leave them instructions not to ... More About: Idiot , Sign
Redeploy the troops to Disneyland, military is dangerous even without a war
2007-08-15 00:00:00 More people were dying in the military during the 1980s than are dying in the military during the Iraq war. Given this fact if we really want to save the troops we must concede than being around dangerous equipment is just too unsafe and the troops must be ... More About: Military , Disneyland , Troops , Rede , Dangerous
I35 Bridge Collapse Conspiracy Theory
2007-08-12 00:00:00 Took less time than I thought it would for nuts on the internet to start blaming the I35 bridge collapse on George Bush... The funny thing is that the left can't figure out whether George Bush is one banana short of being a monkey or the world's most intricate super ... More About: Collapse , Theory , Conspiracy , Bridge , Conspiracy Theory
Island paradise for sale - some assembly required
2007-08-12 00:00:00 Haven't you ever wanted to move to a tropical island paradise - well if you have a few million dollars there is one in Fiji for sale. The 1 mile long island is for sale, complete with a resort (some assembly required.) I have seen various prices for ... More About: For Sale , Assembly , Sale , Island , Paradise
Firemen sue after being sent to gay pride parade
2007-08-10 00:00:00 Four firefighters are suing the city of San Diego for being forced by their superiors to attend the annual "Gay Pride " parade where they endured a barrage of sexual taunts and lewd gestures. Over the course of three hours, they heard statements such as, "show me your hose," "you ... More About: Parade , Firemen , Gay pride parade
Making up atrocities at National Review
2007-08-10 00:00:00 Along with two "Baghdad Diarist" columns, the New Republic published an article in the July 23 issue titled "Shock Troops" ? a collection of first-person "vignettes" that described the cruelty on the part of American soldiers. A spokesman for the U.S. Multi National Division-Baghdad, Maj. Steven F. Lamb, said ... More About: Review , National Review , Atrocities , Maki
Democrat candidate suggests US Army go gay
2007-08-10 00:00:00 Senator Mike Gravel suggested that if the US Army would fight harder if they went gay like the Spartans. I guess I totally missed that part of "300" and will avoid watching the uncut brokeback version when it comes out on DVD. With tonight's first gay presidential debate, the democratic ... More About: Democrat , Candidate
Protest Killer Robots in Iraq
2007-08-04 00:00:00 Three robots based on the TALON bomb disposal model have been improved and armed with M-249 machine guns and are patrolling in Iraq right now. They have not used shot at anyone as of this moment, but according to their program manager 'that'll be happening soon." As initially reported in ... More About: Robots , Killer , Protest , Prot
Al Qaeda?s first ad banner
2007-08-04 00:00:00 I wonder if when you click on the link you have to keep clicking and fill out fifteen screens to wind up not getting anything but more spam in your inbox like most web ad banners. A new al Qaeda propaganda ad, headlined "Wait for the Big Surprise" was posted ... More About: Al Qaeda , Banner , Al-Qaeda
Caption this moment
2007-08-04 00:00:00 Being retarded, and being sarcastic, and being an ass (yes, that makes me a resarass) I decided to share an image with a fellow-retard. He and I then began to add captions to the image because, well, we're resarasses. Let's see who comes up with the greatest caption. Normally there's a ... More About: Moment , Caption
World?s slowest new car not that smart
2007-08-04 00:00:00 I have owned a fair share of cars (so far) in my lifetime, including a few Chevy Camaros, Lincoln Towncar & Continental, Dodge Magnum, and more. Since I have liked every car that I have owned, including the one that caught fire, I'm too smart to ever be caught driving a Smart . While driving ... More About: World , Lowe
Celebrity Zombie Sighting - Sharon Stone
2007-08-04 00:00:00 I was hungry and was having trouble concentrating on work until I saw these pictures of Sharon Stone , no longer hungry. Apparently zombies can drink blood or bottled water depending on their celebrity status. At one point before she gave herself a membership to MENSA she was hot, ... More About: Celebrity , Zombie , Sigh
Top 10 Reasons to have sex
2007-08-04 00:00:00 Sex survey of 1549 college students has some interesting results. The top reason both men and women gave was that they were attracted to the other person. In fact, 20 of the 25 reasons given for having sex were the same for men and women. A study by ... More About: Reasons
97 foot treehouse
2007-08-04 00:00:00 Horace Burgess from Tennessee has built a 97 foot tall treehouse taking over 14 years to construct. The treehouse is built on an 80 foot tall white oak tree with a 12 foot diameter, with six other trees bracing the tower-like fortress. CROSSVILLE, Tenn. ? Horace Burgess's treehouse may be ... More About: Ouse , Foot
Vegans swear off sex with meat eaters
2007-08-04 00:00:00 The latest save the trend to save the environment involves withholding sex to non-vegetarians. I'm not really sure how thoroughly people have thought this through put if the chick was hot I could eat carrots for a few days or even weeks if necessary so she could enjoy some ... More About: Meat , Eater , Vega
Secret patterns from your color printer might give you away
2007-07-28 00:00:00 According to seeingyellow.com and the Electronic Frontier Foundation most color printers print a hidden series of yellow dots that create a unique "fingerprint" and could be used to track your individual printer. This could then be used for counterfeiting or other criminal investigations to link pages printed back to ... More About: Color , Secret , Printer , Give , Patterns
Study proves obesity is contagious
2007-07-28 00:00:00 According to a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine your chances of becoming obese went up 57 percent if a friend did, 40 percent if a sibling did and 37 percent if a spouse did. In the closest friendships, the risk almost tripled. So you might ... More About: Study , Obesity , Rove , Prove
Lemonade stand stickup leads to arrest
More articles from this author:2007-07-28 00:00:00 An 11 year old boy's lemonade stand in Ohkosh Wisconsin was robbed at bully point and approximately twenty dollars was stolen. The 17 year old bully was arrested and is being charged with robbery and child abuse. OSHKOSH â?? Oshkosh police have taken a 17-year-old boy into custody ... More About: Arrest , Leads , Lemonade , Lemonade Stand , Stand 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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