RetardZoneRetardZoneRetarded humor and news from the world intended to offend. Articles
McCain?s Wiki entry vandalized
2008-06-07 00:00:00 Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain's Wiki entry was defaced today where the war hero's open dictionary biography was replaced by a one paragraph rant form an Obama supporter. The defacement referred to McCain as a crazy old guy who cheated on his handicapped wife. Wiki Entry for John ...
Would you rather send out Guido and Vinny?
2008-05-23 00:00:00 I'll admit it.. Not only am I a Retard (and proud to be) but I'm dealing with increasing credit card debt. Between supporting single moms (ya, you know what I mean) and paying for things I have no reason to buy, like the World?s funniest candy jar, I've spent ... More About: Send , Guido
New horse ambulance in response to Kentucky Derby tragedy
2008-05-23 00:00:00 The National Thoroughbred Racing Association was sent scrambling for a solution following the Eight Belles' fatal breakdown in the Kentucky Derby . Race officials have decided on a similar approach used by the NFL where carts take injured players off the field for treatment. In this case the thoroughbreds ... More About: Tragedy , Ambulance , Horse
American Wilderness Experience: The world?s first and last zoo in a mall
2008-05-23 00:00:00 The American Wilderness Experience was located in Ontario California and featured 70 species of live animals, together with a simulator ride and video and interactive nature displays. Billed as "edutainment," the fun and games lead into a store peddling environmental knickknacks and a restaurant called the Wilderness Grill. The only ... More About: World , The World
Dell support very very no good thank you very much
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Karma is the concept of "action" or "deed" in Indian religions understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect described in some philosophies. You have all heard of someone that has done something good and mentioned karma coming back on them and rewarding them. ... More About: Dell , Support , Good , No Good
Do you deserve a hotty?
2008-04-06 00:00:00 Sure all guys want to date a supermodel but there is something called supply and demand. There are only so many really hot girls to go around, and because of this there is competition. How do you stack up against other guys, and do you deserve to have ...
Top ten politically incorrect sources of pollution
2008-04-04 00:00:00 Sure everyone is willing to go blame Hummers, oil companies, rich people building in pristine places and styrofoam for ruining the planet but what about the less politically correct sources of pollution. Let's put everything on the table and be willing to go beyond the bumper stickers and make the ... More About: Pollution , Politically Incorrect , Sources
Mortgage meltdown map
2008-04-04 00:00:00 Sure things are bad but how bad are they in your neighborhood? The Federal Reserve has come out with this very cool database complete with dynamic flash mapping so you can track the mortgage meltdown. National Map - click to track your home values sinking faster than Hillary's poll ... More About: Mortgage
World?s smartest hooker
2008-04-04 00:00:00 When you're let's say a governor surfing the web and looking for a professional woman there are many things to consider in finding the right vendor. You can go on looks, personality, physical features, but what about brains? Admitted to Oxford University at the age of 13 Sufiah ... More About: World , Hooker
World?s most retarded sport - cactus diving
2008-04-04 00:00:00 Cactus diving is the latest in a long line of retarded sports, and simply requires a patch of cactus and the desire to be completely retarded.Sure there are tons of retarded sports out there like curling, speed-walking, one-man wrestling, and of course the special olympics all qualify but this is ... More About: World , Sport , Diving , Retarded , Cactus
Banned movie on the Quran: Fitna
2008-03-28 00:00:00 Dutch parliament member Geert Wilders has caused a huge controversy with his film Fitna on the Quran . The video was banned by it's American web host Network Solutions and cannot be shown on TV in the Netherlands. Watch it and see what all the fun is about. Warning: some ... More About: Movie , Banned
How many cannibals could you feed?
2008-03-28 00:00:00 Sure when that old guy comes on TV late at night and asks you to feed starving children somewhere maybe it should take into account there are starving cannibals in the world. You might wonder while watching a zombie movie or just staring at yourself in the mirror how ... More About: Feed
Burning cavern in Davarez Russia
2008-03-28 00:00:00 If someone imagined a gat to hell this is probably what it would look like, in fact the locals call it the ?The Door to Hell?. Located in Uzbekistan near the small town of Davarez is this cavern that has been burning for 35 miles. Geologists drilling for gas ... More About: Russia , Burning
Richard Widmark died after being shot by illegal alien (according to Wikipe
2008-03-28 00:00:00 Actor Richard Widmark died after being shot in the spine by an illegal alien the age of 93. That was what I read on Wikipedia earlier today, the true cause according to his wife was the he died of a long term illness. So unless you buy into ... More About: Shot , Alien , Died , Illegal Alien , Illegal
Retard wrestling invisible opponent
2008-03-08 00:00:00 The only thing faker than wrestling is Lindsay Lohan's rack is wrestling, and since it's all choreographed anyway why not make it slightly more believable and wrestle an imaginary opponent. One part mime one part Hulk Hogan and throw in some Japanese for flavor and you have yourself some ... More About: Wrestling , Invisible
Pro golfer in trouble for hunting hawks, 3 shots over par
2008-03-07 00:00:00 Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour made what amateur golfers could only dream of, killing a hawk at 75 yards with a golf ball. He took several shots from about 300 yards at the noisy bird that was interrupting the TV show he was filming then moved closer. Like all ... More About: Shots , Hawks , Hunting
How to blow $30 billion dollars
2008-03-06 00:00:00 This billionaire had an estimated fortune of $40 billion, which once placed him at the top of Fortune magazine's list of the world's richest people. Recent reports, however, suggest that his treasure has dwindled to a only $10 billion due to his lavish spending and bad land deals. How do ... More About: Dollars , Billion
Paris Hilton gives Buddhist monk herpes
2008-03-06 00:00:00 Parish Hilton has found religion, well sort of she was recently photographed with what looked like a Buddhist monk near LA. As it turns out the 'monk' was a 52 year old semi crazy actor who was in Pirates of the Caribbean. Paris probably decided that nothing would ... More About: Paris Hilton , Monk , Paris , Herpes
Retard roller coaster death trap car
2008-03-06 00:00:00 Take a car and mount the seats eight feet in the air hanging in front of the car and you have yourself a death trap roller coaster of fun. Van seat suspended in air complete with steering wheel, breaks and accelerator to drive a vintage Chevy Cavalier. The retardmobile in action How to ... More About: Death , Roller Coaster , Trap , Roller
World?s smallest handgun only 2 inches long
2008-03-06 00:00:00 2 inches long and deadly, and it's not a japanese man with AIDS - the Swiss Mini Gun is the world's smallest gun with the Guinness certificate to prove it. The little thing is a bargain starting only at $6,0000 and fires the world's smallest 2.34mm ammunition. It ... More About: World , Long
Online condiment gallery
2008-03-06 00:00:00 The world's largest online condiment museum has opened it's doors to the public. Sure I can't think of any real value to staring at online images of ketchup packets but the same is true for most sites on the internet. At least at a museum you might learn ... More About: Gallery , Online , Condiment
Retards rig election results in Texas
2008-03-06 00:00:00 Yesterday a major act of voter fraud went unnoticed, not the one where I went and voted for Hillary either. One of the sites that I frequent The Trading Fraternity had it's own important election. If you really support something or have nothing better to do at work ... More About: Results , Election , Texas
LOST island maps
2008-03-04 00:00:00 The ABC TV show LOST features airplane crash survivors who find themselves on a mysterious island. Several people have made attempts to chart the island of LOST and here are the best attempts out there. LOST Island Map - Illustrated Better Resolution Map designed by 10Create.com LOST Island Map - Realistic Site ... More About: Lost , Maps
The Life and Death of America?s Last Cruise Ship the SS Independence
2008-03-04 00:00:00 After the drop in tourism following the 9/11 attacks the last cruise ship built in the United States was permanently retired. Until February of this year the ship sat in San Francisco bay and there were initially plans by Norwegian Cruise Lines to rehab the proud ship and sale ... More About: America , Life , Death , Independence , Life and Death
Should you drop MySpace for thoughts?
2008-03-04 00:00:00 thoughts.com wants you to share your thoughts. Seems pretty inviting. The idea of the site starts out like blogger.com or typepad.com or wordpress.org, but separates itself from other blogging sites with one sentence which almost seems obscured in the signup process, "When you sign up for a free ... More About: Myspace , Thoughts , Drop
Retard dancing/driving contest
2008-03-04 00:00:00 Take a couple white people who are sure pretty sure they can break dance and or have regular seizures, a Delorean car, and a video camera for the aforementioned epileptic attention starved morons and you have a recipe for disaster. Fortunately no one was killed in the filming of this ... More About: Dancing , Contest , Driving
Garfield cartoon reveals sociopathic behavior
2008-03-02 00:00:00 Take the cat out of the strip and you basically have some crazy homeless type babbling incoherently to himself. One brave blogger using photoshop has exposed the neurotic behavior the typical lonely cat owner for who they really are. If you look closely enough this cartoons display all the classic ... More About: Cartoon , Behavior , Garfield
One domain name that should be illegal
2008-02-29 00:00:00 I realize that nearly everyone in this world wants to make money. I also know that most people are willing to cheat and lie and scam for money, which is their right... usually. But when something comes across my email in order to phish or attempt to scam, ... More About: Domain , Domain Name , Illegal
Fake miniatures without bothering to build models
2008-02-29 00:00:00 Photographers use a process called tilt-shift miniature faking to take pictures of life size locations or objects and manipulate them the depth of field to make them look like miniature models. By distorting the focus of the photo, the artist simulates the shallow depth of field normally encountered with ... More About: Models , Fake , Build , Miniatures
Retards use machine gun to cut down trees
More articles from this author:2008-02-29 00:00:00 One of the coolest shows on TV is Mythbusters and in one of the cooler things they did was cut down a tree with a mini gun. Sure non-retarded people use an ax or a chainsaw but when you have a machine gun that fires thousands of rounds a ... More About: Machine , Trees 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
|
 |
|
 |
