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Malaysian English vs British English
2008-02-21 14:45:00 Who says our English is teruk. Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point and very effective. etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysian s and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call. WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWSBritons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.Malaysians: No Stock. RETURNING A CALLBritons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?Malaysians: Hallo, who page? ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAYBritons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? Malaysians: S-kew me WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAYBritons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. Malaysians:No-need, lah.WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSIONBritons: Excuse me, but do ... More About: British
Lingam's Devil Curry
2008-02-21 07:32:00 Check out this funny music video called "Lingam's Devil Curry ". Make sure you pump up the volume.If the video does not work, click here Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia
Why Men Are Never Depressed?
2008-02-19 12:14:00 Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.... More About: Depressed
Ida to prove she's not in sex clip
2008-02-19 04:47:00 PETALING JAYA: After shrugging off suggestions that she was featured in a sex video last month, actress Ida Nerina has now come out to say she is going to clear her name. "I am discussing with my lawyers on the best course of action," she said after the screening of her latest film Anak at the Cineleisure Damansara here yesterday. "Just because I did not lodge a police report on the matter, it does not mean that I was the one featured in the clip." The 10-minute clip circulating on the Internet shows a couple having sex. Although rumours of Ida's alleged involvement in the video started circulating early last month, she claimed she only knew about the video two weeks ago.Source: The New Straits Times Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia More About: Clip , Prove
ACA seeks to clarify allegation
2008-02-15 08:49:00 PUTRAJAYA: The Anti-Corruption Agency will make an application to the Royal Commission of Inquiry tomorrow to clear its name in the wake of testimony that it had paid a witness to close a 1998 investigation. This is in relation to the testimony of G. Jayanti on Tuesday, who had said she was given RM3,000 by an ACA officer at the end of investigations into a report lodged against Lingam by his brother, V. Thirunama Karasu. ACA sources said the agency's senior officers would like to get Attorney-General Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail's consent before submitting a statement to the commission. "Her evidence has put the ACA in a bad light. We want to clarify what she had testified for public understanding," a source said. On Tuesday, Jayanti told the commission that ACA officer Wong Chee Kong gave her RM3,000 after she was questioned three times in connection with a report lodged by Thirunama in 1998. Thirunama had implicated Lingam and former chief justice Tun Moham...
Ad exec stuns girlfriend with RM54,000 marriage proposal
2008-02-15 05:56:00 PETALING JAYA: For this Valentine’s Day, businesswoman Kelly Tan E Li got an unexpected marriage proposal. It was “wrapped” in a RM14,000 diamond ring and a huge billboard advertisement in which her boyfriend publicly declared his intentions. “This is the biggest surprise of my life. And, the whole thing started as a very normal Wednesday. We went out for dinner and my boyfriend David Tan insisted on sending me home. “The date ended very late, close to midnight. We got talking in the car and as we drove along the LDP in Kelana Jaya, he got excited and asked me to look at an “interesting” billboard by the side of the road,” said Kelly, 24. As David was working in an advertising firm, Kelly assumed he wanted to show her some fancy new advertisements. “I looked and was stunned. David’s picture was on the board! And beside his picture, were the magic words 'Kelly Tan E Li, will you marry me?' “I was so shocked and could not speak for about 10 minu... More About: Marriage , Girlfriend , Proposal
'ACA officer gave me RM3,000'
2008-02-14 15:49:00 KUALA LUMPUR: G. Jayanti also testified on the documents she handed over to Shafee. "During the course of my employment at V.K. Lingam & Co, I took possession of a group photograph of Vincent Tan and his wife, (former attorney-general) Datuk Mohtar Abdullah and his wife and Lingam and his wife."I also took possession of a photocopy of a Bank of Nova Scotia cheque for payment to Holiday Tours. These documents were given to Shafee to keep," she said.Shafee asked whether Lingam had a direct communication line to Tan."Yes, there is a direct intercom from his room to Tan," replied Jayanti. Further evidence on the ACA also came to light when she answered questions by her second counsel R.S.N. Rayes.When Rayes asked Jayanti how many times she had given statements to the ACA, she said she had done so on three occasions in April 1998.Rayes: Was this in respect of V.K. Lingam's alleged close relationship with judges?Jayanti: Yes.Rayes: After they concluded their investig... More About: Officer
Yes We Can - Barack Obama Music Video by Will.I.Am
2008-02-10 12:51:00 A truly inspiring speech by Senator Obama that was turned into an amazing music video about "Hope " by Will.I.Am (of the Black Eye Peas). Senator Obama is one of the main contender running to be (the first black) US President.Senator Obama, Yes You Can!!Lyrics:"It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.Yes we can.It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.Yes we can.It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness.Yes we can.It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and pointed the way to the Promised Land.Yes we can to justice and equality.Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.Yes we can heal this nation.Yes we can repair this world.Yes we can.We know the battle ahead will be long, but... More About: Video , Music , Music Video , Barack Obama , Barack
Car nearly sinks into hole
2008-02-10 12:49:00 PETALING JAYA: A Proton Iswara nearly disappeared into a sinkhole yesterday in Kelana Jaya. It was believed to have been caused by a broken pipe. Courier company employee Osman Kassim had parked the vehicle in front of a restaurant in Pekan Batu 10, and was on his way to make a delivery in Klang when he received a call from a colleague that his car was sinking into a watery hole.“I rushed back to the office. It was quite a shock to see the front of my car submerged in the hole. My friends and I tried to pull the car out but we couldn’t,” said Osman, adding that the engine compartment and the front seat of his car were drenched.The Fire and Rescue Department later pulled it out.No one was hurt, and other cars parked nearby were removed in time.Source: The New Straits Times Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia More About: Sinks , Hole
Auxiliary cop caught growing ganja
2008-02-10 12:39:00 IPOH: An auxiliary police constable was caught smoking ganja while watering his marijuana plant at his security post at the Sultan Abu Bakar Dam in Cameron Highlands. Cameron Highlands OCPD Deputy Supt Yahaya Othman said the man was busy fussing over his 90cm-high plant when the police caught him at 5pm on in Ringlet. “At the time, he was also smoking a joint he had just rolled for himself,” he said, adding that the police managed to ambush the man following a public tip-off. The 28-year-old man, who has worked as a security guard at the post for the past eight years, had apparently been growing the plant for over two months. “He grew it close to his security post, near some bushes,” said DSP Yahaya. He added that the man, who lives with his wife and child at Batu 37, Tapah, would be investigated under Section 6D of the Dangerous Drugs Act 1952. If convicted, the man faces life imprisonment and six strokes of the rotan.Source: The Star Online Click here for mor... More About: Growing , Caught , Ganja
Super duck that refuses to die
2008-02-05 03:56:00 ALOR GAJAH: A duck that refuses to die after having its throat slit twice has become the talk of Masjid Tanah here. Bahari Ali, 44, said he slit its throat about 7.45am on Sunday, but found it alive hours later. The poultry farmer said the duck's throat had nearly been severed, but it was none the worse for it. "Its throat had a large cut but the duck was still breathing," he said. After observing the duck for 15 hours, Bahari sought the help of an imam to finish the job. However, the duck did not die even after the imam slit its throat a second time. Bahari said he had expected the duck to be dead by morning, but found it waddling around as usual."It is beginning to smell bad and cannot eat because of the two cuts. But it is still doing what it normally does in its coop," he added.Source: The New Straits Times Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia More About: Super , Duck
Tourist lodge report RM700 for a short cab trip
2008-02-05 03:49:00 HOW much is the fare from Kuala Lumpur International Airport to Kuala Lumpur?If you are unlucky, you might end up paying RM700, as experienced by two couples from Ireland and Scotland. Maurreen Timmins, 51, from Ireland, arrived in KLIA from London with his wife and his friends, a couple from Scotland, yesterday at 7.30am for transit. They were to leave for Australia at 9.35pm. On arrival, they waited for their tourist agent from Fleet Holidays Sdn Bhd as the agency was supposed to arrange for transport and a hotel. However, they were approached by a well-dressed man claiming to be from the agency. He introduced himself as ‘Babuji’. “Babuji claimed that the tour agency had a problem and couldn’t pick us up. He was wearing a suit and fluent in English. “He made a few calls from his cell phone and told us that everything had been settled. “He then asked us to pay RM700 for transport from KLIA to the hotel and back and told us that we could claim our money from the tour age... More About: Report , Trip , Short , Lodge , Tourist
INDECENT EXPOSURE
2008-02-03 01:20:00 A LOUNGE in Jalan Ipoh became one of the most sought after nightspots within a month of its opening.And the lure was not good music, but an eyeful from female Filipino and Thai band members who would strip to their bras and underwear after a few riffs every night.But on Thursday, the energetic performance by the seven women was cut short by eight Immigration flying squad officers who had posed as patrons for three nights.The lounge had hired the band three weeks ago to lure customers from other nightspots in the area and it had received rave reviews from the crowd.Immigration enforcement director Datuk Ishak Mohamed said the band members had been performing daily between 9pm and 2.30am.He said the girls were performing in bras and underwear, covered only with transparent tops, not realising there were undercover Immigration officers in the crowd.The raid, dubbed Ops Sayang, followed a tip-off.“We found the lounge management had not applied for professional passes for the foreign b... More About: Exposure
Rong Jing balloons to 43kg and she’s only 3
2008-02-01 05:48:00 ALOR STAR: Lau Rong Jing tips the scales at 43kg, and she is only three years old. The toddler’s super size has got her parents worried and they have started her on a diet. Rong Jing weighed a normal 3.42kg when she was born in 2005. But as a baby, she was always hungry and consumed 10 bottles of milk daily. At eight months, Rong Jing already weighed 10.5kg. “We stopped carrying Rong Jing when she was 20 months because she was 20kg and just too heavy,” said her schoolteacher father Lau Pee Choong.“I think her weight is abnormal. Rong Jing is even heavier than some of my primary school pupils,” he added. The little girl, who is 100cm tall, loves ice cream and chips and often munches cookies in between meals. She also enjoys packet drinks and can take up to three packets a day. Apart from her own three meals, she would also eat when her uncles and aunts popped by for lunch and dinner, sometimes ending up with five to six full meals a day. “Nowadays, we try to ... More About: Balloons
Nail Me Good - Bad Name For a Nail Salon by Kenny Sia
2008-01-18 06:48:00 Kenny Sia wrote:"The owner of this nail salon must've got her inspiration during a boink. Or more likely, she just didn't know the double-meaning of the word "nail". Who the heck calls their nail salon "NAIL ME GOOD" anyway? Now we know all her customers will be going to her salon to get nailed good. Real good. Hey! Maybe next, she'll open a massage centre, called "BANG ME HARD"." Read further... Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia More About: Good , Kenny , Salon , Nail
Anak Pontianak - Zarina Ann Julie bares all?
2008-01-18 03:23:00 Zarina Ann Julie of the Anak Pontianak movie fame is embroiled in a sex scandal in Malaysia. The alleged photos of her in uncompromising position with her boy friend has recently been circulated on the internet. Zarina Ann Julie vehemently denies that the pictures are hers or her boyfriend. She claims that the photos are 'doctored' or 'superimposed'. Below are the alleged photos of her and will let you be the judged of it. Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia
Shell Citibank Credit Card - A Cash Draining Card
2008-01-17 08:40:00 FM:Have you guys heard about the CitiBank-Shell Credit Card that is being promoted at Shell Stations around Malaysia. Before you guys sign-up for the CitiBank-Shell Credit Card , please have a read below. Sometimes when you subscribe to credit card, we all don't read the fine print. Are you fancy of getting a credit card that offers 5% rebate on shell petrol and 1.5% rebate on other purchases?If your answer is yes, then you are draining your money away!The newly launched Shell Citibank credit card is not as good as its sounds - to enjoy the rebate, you must have a carry forward balance. Yes, a carry forward balance that you have to pay Citibank 18% interest per annum. But that's is not all, your so called 'rebate' is based on your current month spending. That means if you have a carry forward of RM10,000 but did not use the card at all for the current month, you get 'zero' rebate.To be precise, this 'rebate' card is an old card - it has been around for about 2 years. But now ... More About: Cash
Whopper of a grouper bought for RM10,000
2008-01-17 06:41:00 IPOH: A group of friends will be having a memorable Chinese New Year reunion dinner, thanks to a 180kg grouper. The fish was caught off the waters near Pulau Sembilan in the Straits of Malacca on Tuesday. Heng Soon Hau, who bought the fish for around RM10,000 after a bid, said he bought the grouper (known as loong pan in Cantonese or dragon grouper) for his friends in Kuala Lumpur. “My friends are in the seafood business in Kuala Lumpur and they are going to have the fish for their reunion dinner,” he said yesterday. Explaining that he had bought the fish at a good price, the 40-year-old Heng said: “This is something which money cannot buy. You can never get another fish like this even if it costs RM20,000. “It is a good price to pay for such a fish, especially now when it is close to Chinese New Year.” Heng, who is also from Hutan Melintang, said the price of fish would normally go up during the Chinese New Year period because many families would want to h... More About: Grouper , Whopper
T-shirts 'Lingam was speaking to me!' - selling like hot cakes
2008-01-17 06:36:00 KUALA LUMPUR: The white top has screaming imprints Lingam was speaking to me! It’s one of the hottest selling T-shirts in town. The ongoing Lingam video clip inquiry has brought more customers to Patrick Saw's shop asking for the “Lingam T-shirt”. “I’ve actually had this design for a while but it became a hit and sold like hot cakes since a couple of days ago,” said Saw, who designs T-shirts. “I update myself with current trends and issues and put them across in a graphic and humorous manner just to keep the people’s interest going,” he added. “My inspirations come from whatever I see and hear,” the 54-year-old Saw said. No to street protests, yes to walking around naked and No ethnic cleansing in Malaysia but armpit cleansing aplenty are some eye-catching phrases printed on T-shirts at his T-Junction stall at the Central Market. Saw said his T-shirts were purely meant to be humorous with no sarcastic meaning in them. “I am not causti... More About: Selling , Shirts , Cakes , T-Shirts , Speaking
Not that funny after all: 16-year-old boy held over bid to extort money
2008-01-16 05:04:00 PETALING JAYA: Police arrested a 16-year-old youth yesterday morning in connection with the abduction of Sharlinie Mohd Nashar. He had demanded RM5,000 together with RM200 pre-paid top-up from Sharlinie's father, Mohd Nashar Mat Hussain, through several phone calls.Selangor Criminal Investigation Department chief Senior Assistant Commissioner II Mazlan Mansor said the youth was detained after Nashar lodged a police report on the matter.He was remanded for four days to facilitate investigations. Evidence in connection with the case was also seized from the suspect.Mazlan said the youth had made several calls to Nashar over the past few days with the demands. Police started monitoring the calls made using the suspect's phone to Sharlinie's father. Petaling Jaya police chief Assistant Commissioner Arjunaidi Mohamed said the youth was being investigated to determine whether he was involved in Sharlinie's kidnapping and for criminal intimidation under the Penal Cod... More About: Funny , Money , Year , Held
Two held to help in Nurin murder probe
2008-01-14 01:09:00 KUALA LUMPUR: Police have arrested two men – a 43-year-old drug addict and 32-year-old security guard – to help in investigations into Nurin Jazlin Jazimin's murder. It is learnt that the drug addict was nabbed in Lorong Haji Taib in the Chow Kit area here on Saturday following information that he may be involved or have some information regarding the abduction, rape and murder of Nurin. A team of police officers from Dang Wangi together with their Bukit Aman counterparts arrested the man at 11pm. He is being quizzed at the federal police headquarters in Bukit Aman. The security guard was arrested at an abandoned building in Jalan Tun Razak after police received a tip-off that he resembled the photofit of the Kampung Baru molester. Four girls who were victims of the molester, were also brought to the building by police to assist in investigations. However, they could not give a positive identification. The girls were there at 3.40pm and left about 10 minutes later. ... More About: Murder , Probe , Held
Funny Music Video from India
2007-11-14 04:36:00 A music video clip from India . Some dude with plenty of time to spare, did a funny 'translation' of the music video. It is not the actual translation of the lyrics but how it sounds in English.Click here for other Funny Malaysia Video sClick here for more Funny Videos Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia More About: Music , Music Video
‘Broom award’ draws criticism
2007-11-14 04:25:00 KUALA LUMPUR: The Selangor Mentri Besar's awarding of brooms to under-performing local councils and state agencies to remind them to buck up has drawn flak from many quarters. Many find his “broom bouquet” for poor performance in poor taste and crude. The “broom award” was even brought up in Parliament on Tuesday. The civil service umbrella union Cuepacs said it received calls from its members from other states complaining about the broom. Cuepacs president Omar Osman said members asked if there was indeed no other way for Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo to express his dissatisfaction. On Monday, at an excellence awards ceremony Dr Khir gave a broom each to the Hulu Selangor District Council and Hulu Selangor Land Office for failing to collect assessment for 2006 above the stipulated 50% mark. Dr Khir also warned agencies that failed to hit the target for 2007 to expect the same “present”. “We can understand the feelings of the civil servants attending ... More About: Criticism , Critic , Broom
Two state depts in Selangor get brooms for poor performance
2007-11-13 04:47:00 SHAH ALAM: Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo yesterday told two state government departments to buck up or face the consequences. Presenting them with a broom each for their poor performance at the Selangor Tax Collection Special Award 2006 function here, he said they did not meet the target of 90 per cent current year and 70 per cent arrears collection for 2006.The brooms were given to the representatives of the two departments in conjunction with the Quality Month 2007 of the state government.Last year, the Hulu Selangor district and land office managed to collect only 55 per cent of current taxes and 56 per cent of arrears while the Hulu Selangor District Council posted 66.9 per cent and 23.4 per cent, respectively.However, their performance improved after an announcement was made that the award presentation would take place, Dr Khir said. As of September, the former collected 85 per cent of current taxes and 76 per cent arrears while the latter ac... More About: Performance , State , Poor , Perform , Broom
Parents cheated of RM3.5 million
2007-11-13 04:43:00 KUALA LUMPUR: After paying a total of RM3.5mil to get places for their children in what they thought was Manipal University, one of the best medical universities in India, 52 parents are now in a quandary. They believe they have been conned. In an added twist, one of the two agents and a Commissioner of Oaths, who collected the money from the parents, also turned up at a press conference organised by MCA Public Services and Complaints Department head Datuk Michael Chong to protest their innocence. Chong said both parties were the victims of a K. Jayabalan, a businessman, who claimed to have been the university's appointed agent. The Commissioner of Oaths, a friend of Jayabalan, helped him recruit students. Chong said the parents, who read about the offer in local English and Tamil newspapers put in by the agents, were asked to bank in the tuition fees through the agents and the Commissioner of Oaths into a bank account registered under the Manipal Academy of Higher Education M... More About: Parents , Million , Parent , Heated , Pare
Thailand crowned world's transsexual beauty queen
2007-11-12 09:01:00 FM: Only in Thailand ....Dressed in a flowing yellow gown with matching earrings, a demure Thai business student wept and embraced her rivals after being crowned the world’s most beautiful transsexual. Tanyarat Jirapatpakon was today named Miss International Queen of 2007, besting 23 stunning transsexuals who had come to the Thai beach resort of Pattaya from as far as Germany and Puerto Rico for a shot at the diamond crown.The Thai’s extravagant yet elegant costumes and dedication to environmental causes helped carry the day, taking her past runners-up Aleika Barros of Brazil and Chanel Madrigal of the Philippines.“I feel excited and so happy. Everybody enjoyed the contest and I didn’t expect anything like this,” the 21-year-old said from atop her throne after winning 10,000 dollars and the title.In a nation obsessed with beauty pageants and famous for its sexual tolerance, this elaborate contest is taken every bit as seriously as the more traditional competi... More About: Beauty , Beauty Queen , Crowned
Painful sucks
2007-11-11 02:12:00 PETALING JAYA: What was supposed to be a nice traditional treatment ended up being a horrifying event for Liew Yooi Hean. Instead of getting a soothing cupping therapy, the 28-year-old salesman ended up suffering from painful burns, which left marks all over his back. Last Sunday, he went to a local massage parlour in Puchong here to get the treatment, but midway through the session he experienced an extreme burning sensation. “For 20 minutes I was left alone in the therapy room with my back on extreme heat,” he said. The therapy involved placing heated glass cups on the back. People believe that the treatment helps remove wind from the body. “I noticed blisters all over my back and there was water and blood oozing out,” he added. He only discovered some 28 suction marks on his back when he got home. Liew paid RM90 for the therapy, which included foot reflexology. “The blisters and marks were on my shoulders right down to my lower back,” he said, addin... More About: Sucks
Boy's fingertip down toilet flushed by hospital staff
2007-11-07 08:27:00 SUNGAI PETANI: A woman carefully packed her son's severed fingertip in ice and rushed it to the hospital hoping that doctors would be able to re-attach it. However, a hospital staff took one look at it and decided it could not be re-attached. He then flushed the digit down the toilet. A flabbergasted Zuraiza Omar has lodged a police report on the incident and is claiming that Sultanah Bahiyah Hospital was negligent. Zuraiza's son, Muhamad Shaeidil Amir, 11, was injured on Friday when he accidentally sliced off the tip of his left forefinger while cutting off the top of a coconut with a parang at his home in Kampung Batu Menunggul, Air Putih, Pendang. "My son was referred to the Sultanah Bahiyah Hospital at 11am, on Friday. I also took the fingertip, which I packed in ice," said the 35-year-old housewife. She said her son was treated at the hospital's emergency department, and a staff there asked her for the finger tip. "He looked at it and said it coul... More About: Toilet , Staff
Two old ladies smoking
2007-11-07 06:46:00 Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that shewants a box of condoms.The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 yearsof age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia More About: Smoking , Ladies , Adie
Yummy...Kentucky Fried Tikus
More articles from this author:2007-11-05 11:49:00 Yummy! Kentucky Fried Tikus ...Something to thing about if you have no idea where to go for your lunch this week. Click here for more Funny and Quirky News and Jokes from Malaysia More About: Yummy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |



