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National Atmospheric Dept Alert: Stupid has gone air-borne.
2008-01-16 23:26:00 If the American general public gets any stupider we are going to have to start spelling stupid differently. Husla3x On my way to municipal court this morning I came across a man walking across the street directly in my path. In itself that is not all that remarkable but the way he was looking at is what made me write this post. This man was walking as slow as possible without losing your balance, I waited patiently even though I wanted to get out and kick him across the street. I wait and then drive on my way only to come across two teenagers leaning in the drivers window of a girls car, I wait 4 or 5 minutes and then they finally allow me the use of the public street. If you read this blog you know that I use to be a big time ghetto criminal who died a few times and came back a better person. With that said I also have to say that since the time of my “re-birth” there hasn’t been a day that has gone past that I didn’t want to slap the tast... More About: National , Stupid , Alert , Atmospheric
Is Presidential PMS and Kinda Black, Hilary and Obama.
2008-01-10 19:53:00 My girlfriend has been mad at me since I first asked this question, she accused me of being mean and childish. Me, Husla3x the undisputed smartest man in America childish, that’s just preposterous. All I wanted to know is if Hilary wins the election, would we have to worry about cramps and PMS, that’s a legitimate question. But instead of taking the opportunity to educate me she resorted to name calling and utensil throwing. Of course she was going through her own cycle at the time, maybe I should have waited a day or so to bring this conversation up.I don’t know about all women but the ones I have been with have convinced me that PMS is real and very, very dangerous. If balancing a checkbook can cause fits of anger in the average woman during “those awful days of the month” imagine what balancing the budget of the United states of America could do to a chemically imbalanced individual. I understand that Hilary is Old and probably way past menopause but from my experience ... More About: Presidential , Obama , Black , Kinda
If i hear that Will and Jada smith are swingers one more time...
2008-01-09 22:24:00 I get emails that you wouldn't believe if you were Don Juan the magic pimp. I have a "best butt in jeans contest" so i get pictures that would make a woman get an erection. I am fine with that, i hardly even notice anymore. I just pick the sexiest and throw them up on the site. Thats kinda sad but i have been doing it for close to 3 years, so to me its just work. At least thats what i tell my girl, and none of you bastards better tell her otherwise.I get maybe 3 emails a week claiming that will and jada are swingers and will is called "big willie" because of his big willie. I don't know nothing about nobodys willie but i know if i ever came across jada pinkett snd she thought i was cute, i would hab me some praying to do the next day. The rumors are all over the map, from Will is Gay to jada is out there bad. I don't know but This is what she had to say in Tango magazine about all these rumors.“Will and I both have our little Hollywood crushes. For me, it used to be The Rock [... More About: Time , Hear , Smith , Jada , Swingers
Insert-deity-here, bless These Divided States of America.
2008-01-08 19:04:00 Warning: If you are easily offended or are liberal to the extreme, this is not the article for you. This article may cause fits of anger and unexpected facial muscle spasms. May cause uncontrollable laughter in some people.I showed this article to my Marquette university student daughter and she said I was a bad, bad man. I don’t think so, I think I am one of the few right-thinking individuals left in America . I am a minority, I don’t mind if someone describes me as black. I don’t mind if someone wishes me a merry Christmas. I also feel that the people who have problems with these things are idiots and crybabies and “blankety blank blanks.” But before I jump on my high horse (which is a feat unto itself with the white man holding me down apparently) I will go through a fraction of my main gripes with the new and improved American way of life. Political correctness: subtitled, Do as I say, not as I do? Political correctness is the most idiotic thing to ever waste ink and ... More About: Deity , States
Revolution: Mattress tags and filament bulbs all around. Lunatics.
2008-01-04 06:56:00 Imagine if John F. Kennedy and Dr. Martin Luther king were cryogenically frozen, to be thawed out in the future. What would they think of the world today? I am not sure but I bet they wouldn’t feel obligated to lay down their lives for the idiotic morons walking around in their countries now. The way People are acting in America they both would either scream themselves horse or just go back into the cryo-chamber and tell the operator to set it up 50 more years. And if they couldn’t do that they would go out looking for the nearest firearm to end their own lives themselves by themselves. Everybody is a fricken nutcase in the “modern age.” Here are a few examples: You can in todays world give a kid condoms in school but they are too young to buy cigarettes so they can fully enjoy the sex that the school systems prepares the for. That doesn’t match, todays humanity would make that old robot from lost in space’s head blow off after his head smokes and he repeats “that does... More About: Revolution , Tags , Mattress , Lunatics , Bulbs
Picture of a UFO over Milwaukee at 4 minutes after new years.
2008-01-01 21:14:00 click to enlargeThis is something, i don't know what but the way it hung there it wasn't firworks. I am am tired so i'll write my experience later. I figured some of you guys would want to see it.When i posted this picture i knew people would be of two minds about the autheticity, but i did not think so many people would be of NO mind about it. Of course this isn't a street light, streetlights, one, do not confuse me and two theres a street light next to the UFO dot comparison. That suggestion is so dumb that it makes the people who read it dumb for aa few minutes. I mean, come on, who could a streetlamp be unidentified to? Only a real space alien doesn't know what a streetlamp is.Ok heres the explain i promised. I was in my big truck (expo) picking up my girl at her job in new berlin wisconsin. I usually have to sit an hour or so because she is a nurse. I am reading and i keep getting peripheal movement but i figure its the lights going on and off. All of a sudden i see this ... More About: Picture , Years , Milwaukee , Minutes , New Years
The end of life as we know it, Americas imminent nuclear war with Pakistan.
2007-12-30 18:39:00 If you clicked on the link to this article expecting hope, optimism or mathematical and scientifical points pointing toward us not going to war with a nuclear nation of Muslims that hate us, you should probably leave. You should leave because I ain’t no scientist or politician I work for my beans and I would bet those beans that we end up in a war with the nuclear nation. I am not saying that we will use nuclear weapons on each other; I’m just mentioning that in a war with Pakistan that the use of nuclear weapons is an option for our adversary. That hasn’t come up before, at least no openly and even if it has and I just don’t know about it, what difference does it make? This has seemed like a setup for a really long time, since before 9-11. Life as we know it is about to change. There is no 2 ways about it. Between the economy and the constant need for money for our wars, we are just about a sitting duck. If you all remember way back before 9-11, we were already strapped for... More About: Nuclear , Americas , Nuclear War
Funny ghetto booty mannequin on the street.
2007-12-30 05:01:00 Found this picture on The ghetto booty contest website (click pic). Just something to laugh at and pass around to friends. Hope you all had a safe and merry christmas and i will see you all in a few days when my new years drunk goes away.Best online background check More About: Funny , Street , Ghetto , Booty
Cigarettes prices overtake marijuana in Wisconsin, the tax me state.
2007-12-29 04:14:00 Well if you look at the bright side there will be less people smoking and dying from cancer. But the downside is that there will be more kids smoking weed than there will be smoking cigarettes. Gone are the days of smoking cigarettes behind the bleachers now they will be smoking blunts, and another downside is that bums will be asking for cigarettes more on the street. Getting a smoke is harder than ever in today’s globally warmer smoker hating be kind to animals even food and clothes mined America. I remember when cigarettes were $2 a pack and they wanted to raise taxes and everyone I knew who smoked was going to quit if that happened, now we are double that price and the cigarette companies still haven’t lost a customer or landmark court case. But there is good news because marijuana is still illegal. So all the grannies and ill criminals can look forward to breaking the law again this year and we won’t have to worry about all those violent _sshole weed addicts robbing and k... More About: Wisconsin , Cigarettes , State , Marijuana , Prices
How to get your ex back. Best ways to get back together.
2007-12-28 06:41:00 When i first reviewed this "how to get your ex back" website i expected some full of crap thrown together ebook or something, what i got was a well thiught out and eye opening experience. This guy has done research and all kinds of reading and found out all sorts of ways that i would have never thought of on my own. There are techniques for all situations i could think of, like..*If you experience severe problems with InLaws or other family.*If you and your partner are separated and your partner maybe dating someone else.I don't have the problem of trying to get my ex back at this minute but throughout my life i have been through it and it is never fun. This book is the compilation of a bunch of pretty good techniques and tips and will help just about anyone. Go to the website and check it out, it can't hurt.One time i was so in love with this girl that i called her on the pay phone and used 10 dollars worth of quarters just to get hung up on. It would be like..hello, click, hello... More About: Back
Challenge of the sexy skirts. Rosario Dawson VS Kim Kardashian. Pics
2007-12-21 19:13:00 This time on deck for the big sexiest frame contest we have Rosario Dawson versus the new coming Kim Kardashian . I must say i am a big fan of kardashian (not her work, but her play) va va va voom, ohhhhkayyy!But Rosario Dawson has given me hours of window shopping pleasure. Because that is how men windo shop ladies, we are also looking for dresses, we just like ours on live models. But take a gander of these equally pleasurable to look at celebrities and let me know via comment who you think should win. Will it be last months champ Kim Kardashian or will Rosario Dawson......unseat her. (get it) hahahahahahah...not!Get your lover back, guaranteed!!Best online background check More About: Skirts , Sexy
Funny slap video! Guy gets slapped in back of head while speaking.
2007-12-17 06:54:00 If this don't make you laugh i don't know what will.People Lookup Tool, finds anyone. More About: Video , Funny , Back , Head , Speaking
Prince Tray Gee, skill beyond his years, Milwaukee's Youngest in charge.
2007-12-08 23:51:00 If you read this blog I don’t need to tell you how many rappers and up and coming artist I feature on my blog. I love the game and I love the music of the hungry, I love that energy. If I hear something good I will bring it to you, you know me, I gotta give it to you. Well this young cat who goes by the name of Prince Tray Gee, and his CD "Prince of the Mil" (short for Milwaukee) Has the voice, skill, flow and swagger of a 20 year veteran even though he still has a –teen at the end of his age. But before I send you to his Myspace page to hear this little man, let me say how I came to find out how “nice” he was with a microphone.I was on my way home on the freeway and my girlsfriends friend called because the cable on her truck had broken and she could not get the hood latch to work. I’m a little tinkerer so I went by to see if I could get it open. And since she caught me on my way to kinkos to do a little work on one of my websites I asked could I just use her computer for... More About: Charge , Years , Skill
African America: In whites we trust.
2007-11-30 00:32:00 I just got through listening to Mark Belling radio show. Mark Belling is a radio host that I listen to daily and have a love/hate relationship with. I love his show but I hate his perspective. Let me go a little bit deeper into the why’s and how comes of my previous statement. Mark is often right about the things he says about the black community in Milwaukee, its just as often hard to hear, bear and take. That’s part of the reason I have these multi-faceted feelings towards him and his show. He speaks directly and doesn’t hold his tongue in a manner that makes you (if you are black) crave to call him a bigot or even a racist. I myself sometimes wonder even though I know that he isn’t. Its more the way he says things than the things he says, at least that’s what I like to tell myself, but I happen to be smart enough to ask myself if the same words were in print would they be racist to me? About 89% of the time they would not be, so I have to admit to myself that the real p... More About: America , Trust , Whites , African
Once again this year i'm asking for Coat money Donations. Ignore it like la
2007-11-28 00:29:00 Once again this year i'm asking for Coat money Donations . Ignore it like last year.Every year at this time i ask for donations to buy coats for kids in the hood. Everyone knows that there are a lot of drug addict parents in the ghetto who don't buy their kids coats. Each year i ask for help and each year i get minimal or no help from my readers, but i am not mad, i expect it after so many years of trying.As always i will put the link to my paypal and wait a month to collect the almost $12 i collect each year through this drive. I write a big funny story and wait for the donations, not this year. I am not even going to waste time trying to entertain. If you want to help a kid not freeze and be able to go to school.... send anything to linktraffic@gmail.com through paypal Click the link and make a donation.The money will be given to one of my best friends in the world who is also a counselor for the CYD in milwaukee or i will buy how ever many coats i can buy from the goodwill or ne... More About: Money , Year
Walmart holiday credit glitch aimed at those below poverty level.
2007-11-27 18:57:00 Walmart is lying! The glitch that supposedly allowed unqualified applicants to apply and recieve credit over the thanksgiving holiday was directly targeted at the poorer people in the poorer neighborhoods. I know i was in line with 300 other people.WAUWATOSA, Wis. -- A melee at a Kmart store in Wauwatosa Saturday morning was started by a computer glitch.The store was running a promotion in which it would give away $10 to anyone applying for its credit card, but the computer glitch led to everyone's application being granted -- bestowing up to $4,000 in instant credit to anyone who applied even if they shouldn't have qualified.Once word started to spread about the so-called "free money" Saturday, witnesses said things got pretty nuts inside the Wauwatosa store."They were having a big fight. Two ladies was jumping a lady over credit cards," witness Sylvester Wilson said.Nearly a dozen Wauwatosa squad cars responded to the call just before 11 a.m. Saturday for what was called a large... More About: Holiday , Credit , Poverty , Glitch , Walmart
Does the NFL have any African Americans in the control booth?
2007-11-22 22:28:00 I love football so much that I never watch any other sports broadcasts, if it ain’t football it ain’t worth watching. But I have noticed throughout the season that I have yet to see a black person sitting in the control booths. I see a few standing when the cameras go in and let the control people wave, but they are usually old dudes or hall of famers visiting the booth to watch the game. I want to know are there any permanent “Black” NFL staff working in the control rooms?Calm down people I am just asking a question. I am curious is all.This is actually a funny post to me, I am not playing the race card or charging discrimination or anything, it just seems funny to me that every time they go to the booth the flavor on my television drops to –10. I mean think about it, the field, sidelines and crowd are super duper diverse but the moment you go behind the scenes it looks like a jim crow meeting. Is there like a glass ceiling in the control room? Maybe I just don’t see th... More About: Control , Americans , African-Americans , African , African Americans
It’s never as bad as it seems. Count your blessings and you’ll see.
2007-11-20 08:37:00 I just finished watching a movie that I have seen 10 times at least, meet Joe Black, but this time it hit me differently. I don’t know if it’s the way the world feels at this time in history or the fact that I am seeing it through the eyes of a full grown man. I’m not sure why it seems so much more different this time, I just know that it does.I write under a bunch of different names, Chocolate payday and The prophet Non-Profit to name a few, not because I am trying to pull one over on anybody, I just find it easier to express my thoughts and stuff if I let go of myself and slip into another persona. That sounds strange I know but it works better than anything I have ever done. It allows me to see a single situation from many, many different perspectives. So no matter how bad a thing seems I can always, thank God, find a perspective that makes it a seem a little more bearable.Like sometimes I will look at my life and think, How can I be the age I am and not have everything I w... More About: Blessings , Count , Sings
What’s wrong with black people in Milwaukee? Prophet Non-prophet
2007-11-16 17:16:00 I went to the store earlier today and noticed something that was really troubling to me.Nobody smiles or joke anymore in the checkout lines, everybody is all of a sudden to good for everybody else. People I know who are broker than hell all have new houses and cars and the saved so called “Christians” are the meanest stingiest people I run into. What is going on?Nobody walks the streets at night and those that do have about a 50/50 chance of getting robbed and of those that get robbed 70% get shot. I make jokes and stuff about something being in the water or in the sunlight but those are just jokes, this is serious. In the last ten years we have just about lost all of our humanity as a people. We have decided that we have to have the latest car, clothes and cell-phones. We no longer care about anything other than sex, money and social status. Every girl is masculine in her action and all the guys gossip and primp like women use to. We truly are destroying ourselves with no inter... More About: Prophet , Black , Milwaukee , Wrong
Guess what I am fighting with my neighbor over. You wil die laughing.
2007-11-14 16:02:00 I have a cat, well not really have a cat but adopted a wild cat from outside. I’m one of those take in strays type of people and so is my girl of 20+ years. We take in cats, people just about anything or one in need. Sorry to say that is a weakness in todays world. I also use to stop and help old women shovel their snow and any woman fix their flat tires if I come across any. I live in Milwaukee and you can’t do that anymore. Chivalry is dead here, killed by bandits. Sometimes the damsel in distress is a scout for people who want to do you harm so I had to stop doing that. It goes against my nature but so does getting robbed so I have stopped helping strangers even though that’s what I am supposed to be doing since I am a Christian. Anyway….My neighbor is angry with me because the cat I adopted sometimes kills mice and occasionally a bird. My neighbor loves birds and thinks my cat is a murderer and wants me to keep the cat inside at all times. My response to said neighbor…... More About: Fighting , Guess , Laughing
Dopefiend woman bites off ex-boyfriends lip in bed.
2007-11-10 00:24:00 SEATTLE (AP) - A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend's lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said.The 49-year-old man and the woman kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff's deputies.Deputies were called to the house in White Center, an unincorporated suburb south of Seattle, and found the man bleeding on the porch."There was quite a bit of blood," sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said. "He could talk, but just barely."Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair. Doctors at a hospital were unable to reattach the lip, and deputies said he was likely to remain disfigured.Authorities said a 44-year-old woman in the house cursed and attacked one of the deputies with a pillow before being arrested. She was jailed on investigation of domestic violence but had not been charged.Bail for the woman was set Tuesday at $25,000.... More About: Woman , Bite
Dog the *N-word Hunter? Bounty Hunter racism Hurt, surprising.
2007-11-01 16:17:00 The latest addition to the war against African Americans in America is Swayne Chapman, AKA "Dog" the bounty Hunter . Without going into the whole story at this time, I will below, I want to voice my disgust at this man for tricking all of black america. "I actually liked this man." said, Mike Forrest of milwaukee, wisconsin's inner city. "He was just a cool *n-word, he was honorary black." "He could have came in any ghetto in america and been welcomed. I don't think it could sting worst if it was anybody other than Bill Clinton." My feelings exactly mike.I watched and liked Dog, he was like me, like us, he had his system troubles and still managed to come out on top of it all, i respected and looked up to him for it. So to find out he is racist is far worst than say an IMus or Rush limbaugh, we expected them to be racist. Kramer and Dog on the other hand were shocking but not surprising. Its almost safe to say that all whites are racist but we have thought that all along. Its a sha... More About: Word , Hurt , Racism , Bounty
Tax Hell: Wisconsin first state to propose “doo-doo” tax.
2007-10-30 02:04:00 Anyone living in the great state of Wisconsin or has listened to CNN ever, knows that Wisconsin is the biggest tax whore state in the union. We have the highest taxes on almost everything, and every time Chicago gets something new we copy and get a new tax for it. We got a tax for the new stadium, though I did not mind that much because the brewers really, really needed one. But it seemed with all the publicity that the brewers and packers bring to Wisconsin that the way-greedy bobble-heads up in Madison would feel pride in paying for it themselves. Lord knows they charge them enough taxes for the privilege. Wisconsin gets money like pimps, you either pay or get beat on. If it wasn’t for beer and sports, who the hell would even know wisconsin existed in the first place? If miller leaves, and it is really, really seeming like they will. They just merged with coors, and I think with our mentally impaired tax “challenges” they are going to just up and give one of those, right bef... More About: State , Hell , Prop
You can exorcise your demons but without change, they come right back.
2007-10-23 22:05:00 I have seen demons cast out of individuals in the local church and 2 days later the person is right back to their same old ways. I know you’re saying to yourself, “well if the demons were cast out in the name of Jesus or GOD they can’t come back.” Well that’s the thinking that has got our worlds upside down right now. That type of thinking is what keeps us sinners living in sin. Because without the person changing their ways, friends and practices they are leaving the door open to the same demons that were cast out in the name of Jeeeeesus!! I love when preachers say that like that, jeeeesus!!I know this is a hard fact to swallow, so I will explain it like this. It’s like Being a addicted to cocaine, going through a rehabilitation center, being cured and then going home to live in the same house 100 feet from the dope man. Or being an alchoholic and leaving the 12 step meeting to go back to your apartment over the neighborhood tavern in a car driven by your drinking budd... More About: Change , Back , Chang , Chan , Demons
How racist is this advertisement? Take a slavery tour through africa.
2007-10-23 07:17:00 When i saw this advertisement i said to myself, D, thats what i call myself when i am talking to myself. I said, D, you have to show everyone you can this ad so this guy can feel the repercussions from saying something like this. I wasn't particularly shocked by the actual advertisement, but i was shocked at that fact that there was a demand for this type of thing. I like the way the guy says what he says, like he telling me the weather. And it also goes to show me that there will never be peace and goodwill between blacks and whites, sad as that is to think. Anyway here is the advertisement, and maybe i am just over-reacting. I can actually see someone black wanting to take the tour but for some reason the fact that the guide is white offends me. Shoot me. Do You Want Travel To Africa Ghana To See How Slavery Were Ship To America Or EuroprARE YOU PREPARING TO VISIT AFRICA ESPECIALLY GHANA TO SEE CASTLES,NATIONAL PARKS SLAVERY RIVER,HOW THEY SHIP THEM TO AMERICA AND EUROPE PLAN A V... More About: Advertisement , Tour , Racist
Fake christians make me sicker than SARS on a dope date.
2007-10-22 02:12:00 I hate saved people who are too stingy to save somebody else.If you live in the ghetto then you understand the true meaning of player hater. Not the cool meaning that the kids use, i am talking about the true meaning. I am talking about the type of player hating that makes a sister hate another sister because she always gets something new. The type of player hating that makes a brother hate his brother because he always seems to have the nicest girl or car or wardrobe. I am talking about the type of player hating that makes those in the church hate those on the streets and show them nothing but their backsides when they have the nerve to step into their church. When stepping into their church is the whole reason GOD saved them, to draw, send and lead others into the light. What is it about poverty that makes you hate those that climb out instead of respecting them and allowing them to show you the way? WHy do black folk have-nots despise black folk haves? Misery love company, and th... More About: Christians , Fake , Make , Dope
A big ole ghetto booty video for old time sake.
2007-10-20 07:39:00 Why stay a 1 minute brotha? You will thank us.Best online background check More About: Video , Time , Ghetto , Booty
Rapper T.I (Clifford Harris) arrested on federal gun charges on eve of Hip
2007-10-14 04:11:00 This story is just out so I will be updating soon.What I know now is that the rappers house was searched today by federal authorities causeing T.I to miss the awards. After a while he was led out and arrested on federal gun charges.Atlanta & ATF executed a search warrant at his home in this afternoon .The search was done by a combined team of officers from The ATF, U.S. Marshalls: Fugitive Task Force, Fulton County SWAT, Fulton County PD, Dekalb County PD, and the ATF/Atlanta PD Violent Crime Impact Team. Char ges have not been released yet.Aledgedly: The arrest resulted from an investigation that began this month when a federal firearms licensee contacted the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives about a man inquiring about buying a machine gun without registering the weapon as required by law, according to a criminal complaint filed Saturday in U.S. District Court in Atlanta.After trying to buy several machine guns from an undercover ATF agent, the unnamed person bega... More About: Arrested , Harris , Rapper , Clifford
The war on stupidity: Beat your children save the future.
2007-10-14 02:34:00 They don’t understand me the love of family it missed em, caught us all up in the system, we all fall. Big mama house now a mini mart, ghetto streets will teach your children, if you don’t prepare them. Love of life just life if you don't got no love, ambition and pride turn to clubs without it. It might get better but I doubt it, cause saved just a term to impress your friend, now….Random rhyme"O" the day. C. PaydayI think that’s whats wrong with our children. I think the ones younger than thirty just don’t remember the good old days. I think that allot of our kids just don’t even remember when it was better times. They see it as a myth, or folk tale or maybe even an urban legend. All their lives nobody cared about nobody else and the streets was a place not to get caught in alone after dark. Well I am here to tell you that not so very long ago we had paradise, we just did not understand what we had. The ironic thing is that someone took the time to explain it to me an... More About: Children , Future , Stupidity , The Future , Save
So you mean to tell me Bra's are more than breast holders? Guys know jack.
More articles from this author:2007-10-05 08:15:00 Guys know jack about women. The reason is because women only tell us what they think we need to know. Like we are secret agents or some kinda crap. I saw a commercial about bras, no pictures no sales pitch just information. It was sort of a public service announcement kind of deal thanking the bra for support and strength. What! i understand the support thing but where does the strength come in? Can a woman with a certain bra lift more when wearing the bra or a bra? I felt like the gringo on the public transportation city bus when a group of hispanics are speaking spanish and laughing, it kind of made me uncomfortable. Hell, i don't feel stronger with underwear on, come on ladies for once clue a brother in. Dam, why do women have so many secrets? Maybe it has something to do with the 13 acres of beauty supply store. Or maybe they talk about them on the couch in the ladies bathroom.If guys knew women came into the bathroom backwards at 3am we would have understood why you bitch abou... More About: Breast , Jack , Guys , Brea 1, 2, 3, 4 |



