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Why are there so many dumb people all of a sudden?
2007-08-25 04:50:00
When i was little there seemed to be less dumb people. Some times it seems like my head is gonna go haywire and just cause me to do the creative equivalent of getting on a tall building and picking people off. (i say this in jest, just... in case the secret, one world, new world order and men in black want to come movie nightmare me.) What i mean is that its starting to be too many dumb ass people and not enough thinking people. I don't know how i didnt see it coming there were signs all over. Its simple like 2+2=4, dumb people have dumb offspring. The dumb dude in the middle of the street making you wait while he hollar at his guy for 5 min has a good chance of having some dumb ass kids that 15 years from now are gonna do the same thing. And dumb people have more kids cause they are too dumb to figure out that being broke and having more kids aint smart. Bringing kids into the world you cant provide for, mentally physically or emotionally aint what thinkers do. Accidents happen an...
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My girl is like a car. You know I’m talking about sex right?
2007-08-24 09:55:00
She get it moving like you put gas in her ass, chasis tight so she can do it all night.Gotta hit her with twenty six inch rims or swim so when I ride her at night. Non stop I’m bending corners in her.Switch tracks in the middle of the song dog, have her singing along dog,…. then we gone dog.Yea I’m tearing up the track all the way there and back….. but first I’m tearing it off dogNot bad for a old dude. I like these posts. If you have a hot lick drop it in the comments here but keep it in the girl as a car talking about sex area. If its severely slick drop it as a comment on the blog. But i aint worried about competion, cause aint none so i dont compete.Find out anything about anybody, forever.
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The worst week since I thought I had VD. Shiiiiiiit!!!
2007-08-24 09:09:00
Its something about custard shops that make it uncomfortable for black folks. I know that sound dam near racist, but its true nonetheless. I don’t mean them kind where you walk up to the window, I’m talking about the ones with that are like custard Mc Donald’s. Ask anybody black and they’ll tell you, they just won’t be able to tell you why. It just seems like the old white ladies a little more jumpy and the fathers a tad more protective when black folks are around. The excuse me’s sometimes sound like threats and every time you look up at somebody, they are already looking up at you. It’s not an outright refusal of service, nothing that cut an dried, but the air seem to have a few burst of “you’re not welcome here.” Or “state your business and go!” sprayed in it like darkie repellent from an aerosol can. You couldn’t put to words exactly why it feels prejudice, you just know it feels that way. Its like smoke down the wrong pipe, it butterflies your stomach....
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People Search: How to Quickly and Easily Find Someone You Lost Track Of
2007-08-22 23:50:00
click pic to try.People Search : How to Quickly and Easily Find Someone You Lost Track OfRecently my wife's sister got curious about what had happened to her first husband after they split. That marriage had ended badly and they hadn't been in contact for nearly thirty years. She tried searching for her ex-husband's name on Google and Yahoo but didn't get any hits. Knowing I do research online in my work as a professional writer, she asked if I could find out anything.I write for business and technical publications, so I use a number of high-priced databases for in-depth research. But I suggested she try a simpler alternative - a solution I use myself when I want to find someone quickly and easily. I recommended she try one of the people search database services. Even the better ones cost so little, they're practically free. Most offer a trial period. I gave her the name of one to try.She was dubious. She's not very comfortable using her computer for much more than email....

Why Everybody gotta be mean mugging all the time now? even grandmas.
2007-08-22 17:38:00
I swear on my favorite Black tail magazine, If I see one more grandmother mean mugging, i'm breaking something. Mean Mug: Making a mean face or looking like you have nothing to smile about.Everywhere I go, I see a mean mugg. I go shopping and everybody in the store look like they are casing the jernt. People can't even be their self shopping no more, gotta be boss killer dog. I don't know, I might be overreacting, Most of the people mugging are wimps and working men, not killers and dope dealers. To me its disturbing to stand in line and just keep your eyes away from everyone elses. What happened to friendly conversation while you wait? What happened to smiling in the ghetto? Grandmas, babies, girls, boys, ladies and men, All looking like the director about to say "action" on their gangsta rap video. And oh lord, dont let nobody step on nobody air force ones or jordans. I heard they did a study, and thats now the #1 killer of black males in america, shoe stepping, thought it wou...
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Every Black American should know this one truth. Wisdom.
2007-08-21 23:11:00
I am no scholar or workaholic, so what i say may not be completely true to fact on every little detail. What i am attempting to do with this small post is to expands the minds of my Black Brethren in this country (America). I want to hip your brain cells to the lies that little by little slowly day by day have leached into our conscience and sub-conscience minds. I ask that any Jamaicans that are reading this post please comment to clear up my misgiving on the subject. Comment on the blog below the story.Here goes. I had a friend when i was little who was jamaican. One day we were sitting around watching girls and thinking of things we could do because we were bored. His name was Rambo, though i should spell it RamBO, because thats how he always said it. He said the first part regular and the last part loud and fierce. I said, "Rambo, why do you always say that you don't want to hear that pollution?" Certain things we use to watch or hear on tv would make him say that. He at first ...
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Updated 2008 Homemade Air Conditioner plans. Do it yourself plans updated.
2007-08-21 19:19:00
Credit goes out to Pete H. in sunny England for this great build. This version of the homemade air conditioner removes the need to drain water outside by using an aquarium pump, and sits on a rotating base. I figured since everybody in the country is hot, i'd show how to make a cheap working home made air conditioner. Click here for new sets of plans. Pretty easy really, you'll wonder how you diddnt think of it.Nintendo Wii Best price on the web or real world.The bestBackground checking resources.
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Is Muslim the new N-word? Or is politcal correctness the new stupid?
2007-08-20 14:32:00
About two years ago i wrote an article called, "is political correctness breeding resentment in America?" The story did great, unfortunately i had no idea what i was doing (as a webmaster) and i made a very bad page. The only reason i mention it is because 2 years later most of what i predicted in the article is now true. Back then i was being funny (you know me) and now that crazy mess has came true. I have been noticing that stories that use the word Muslim are being taken off of user submitted sites in minutes instead of the usual hours or days. That means that most of the top user submit and social bookmark sites are asigning editors to specifically remove these posting. I think this article has a very short shelf life so read it while you can.I did a few experiments on a few of these site by submitting articles about African Americans, people of Jewish faith and people of muslim faith (isnt it crazy that we cant say black, jew or Muslim anymore? we are now a nation of fraidy ca...
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Pictures of a car exploding a block from my house. Beat you channel 12 Mil
2007-08-20 03:28:00
click any pic to expandi'm walking down the street and Wham out of nowhere this car catches on fire!! I wasnt even surprised, i live in milwaukee's ghetto i wouldnt be surprised to see a dog smoking a blunt on my block. You know we think the terrorists own gas stations, so i wasnt the least bit surprised.So i start walking closer and laughing, not because of the tragedy but because of how the cars driver got ghost. I guess he said, "hell i already lost my car, i ain't finna go to jail too." I ain't even mad. I live in the hood and i dont care if you on fire the police are still gonna run you for warrants.So the fire department shows up and puts the fire out while i just keep taking pictures. I heard you can sell pictures to the news don't know if its true though. I decide i am just too lazy to look up the number, so i post them here. By the way i love firemen they never beat you or call you the N-word, they should fire the police and replace them with firemen. But then again i ...
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Funniest joke ever! This will make you die laughing. Free funny.
2007-08-17 18:32:00
Who's Smarter men or women?A buddy of mine and this girl we both knew started playing'If you show me yours,I'll show you mine'He dropped his pants and pointed to his private parts, and said "This is a Penis, and it marks me as a leader, and entitles me to whatever I want...my Dad said so!!!She dropped hers and said "This is a Vagina,and my Mom said that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!!!"Guess that answered that question huh?Get the best free software ever and see your house from space. Download a copy now.
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Illegal Immigration from a African American perspective.
2007-08-16 17:29:00
I went to mexico once and I didn’t understand a dam thing. I had to go to the rest room and couldn’t find one. I actually think that the game charades was invented by an American visiting Mexico who needed to go to the bathroom. In America everything you read has a Spanish translation somewhere near. But in Mexico they don’t have translation for anything, learn the language or go your ass home, gringo, seems to be our Spanish neighbor country’s motto. I never could understand why the hell we would go to all the trouble to be nice and translate everything for mexicans like that when the favor will never be repaid or even acknowledged. That’s about how I feel about the whole immigration- illegal immigration issue. In a nutshell, if it was up to me the only writing on the back of American documents would be a coupon for 15% off a Spanish to English dictionary.Maybe I am being a little harsh but good common sense is good common sense, and I have issues with the way Americans a...
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If you could change one thing about us as a people, what would it be?
2007-08-16 01:00:00
This question is a good one to me even though my girl says it aint. Too bad it ain't her blog huh. HAAHAH, dam i hope she don't read that because she spose to make me a lasagna. Dam lasagna look stupid wrote down. I can make it but when i cook i can't eat for some reason. I always end up getting down cooking and then don't be hungry when i finish. Whatever. Anyoleways, if you could change one thing that we do as a people that makes you wanna scream, what would it be?I had to think on this for a few minutes but i think i would say jealousy, i would wish we could not be so dam jealous of each other success. I hate when somebody see some stuff they know is hot and be like, "its alright" or "i seen better" or "that nigga think he the shit." If i had two votes i would wish we could quit dragging the past around so we could go faster towards the future. I say that because i know so many people that always got a good excuse as to why they can't do something. I can't get a job cause o...
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The ultimate mind control hard wired human nature experiment.
2007-08-16 00:37:00
Got this from a guy who has a black website like me, except he wont link to me. I guess i am too ghetto for him?? Well i am not like that so i am gonna put this up with a link to his site. I have requested a link exchange with him but he aint having it. Maybe he isnt getting my emails? Maybe he think he better than me? maybe he hate ghetto brothas that don't pull thier pants up to thier nipples...i don't know. I Am not like that i try to help all black folks do their thing online. So dude this one is for you.Check out the original article here.Hi Guys. This is fascinating. Try it.Right Foot and BrainYou gotta try this !!How smart is Your Right Foot??Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon…….This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can’t.It’s pre - programmed In your brain!1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY……)and while sitting where you are at your desk in fr...
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Crooked ex-cop tells how to avoid arrest for marijuana possesion. These are
2007-08-15 02:48:00
There is a crooked cop that use to steal dealers dope, weed, and sell it or make brownies with it that has put out a dvd on how to avoid getting caught with weed. Can you believe this shit? We get caught with a 1/2 a blunt and the milwaukee police want to confiscate your house, but this crooked ass cop steals weed while he puts them in jail (screwing up their lives in the process for a joint) and then instead of going to jail he gets to get rich writing a book!! The world ain't nothing no more and Life is unfair than it was yesterday.This cop needs to be stripped naked and then put in some draws made out of ant farms. Why the hell doesnt the "still police" police go and arrest dude? This story makes me soooooo pissed that i want to go out and buy Ice T's Cop killa right now, or at least N.w.a's F#ck da police. I hope some of you white power cats that write me emails every dam day have something to say about this. How much you wanna bet they don't readers? I get 20 emails a day t...
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I love you, but I’m not in love with you. One-way love affairs.
2007-08-11 19:19:00
I love you, but I’m not in love with you. One-way love affairs.When a man loves a woman, she can do no wrong. He’ll turn his back on his best friend, if he puts her down. Fill in song author.This post resulted from a talk with a 48 year old man who spent over 30 years with a woman he loved more than himself. A woman he planned to spend his life with and did.We were sitting around a garage talking and jiving around while he fixed my car’s engine trouble. We were talking about my trouble with my wife/girlfriend. I had said something about my life troubles and he said something I will always remember. He said, “being in love with an insecure woman or a woman who distrusts men or oddly has a mother that distrusts men can waste your life better and more thoroughly than drugs, alcohol or living fast.” I for the most part just stared and listened thinking this was another old man tale akin to walking 10 miles to school everyday, both ways uphill, but it turns out that everything...
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Why do white folks keep inventing things that can destroy the world?
2007-08-10 00:36:00
First they invent a bomb that can destroy all life on the planet, ok everybody makes mistakes. But then they decide to start messing with germs and stuff like they did not learn nothing from the first time. I mean any other race of people would have said, "ok since that a-bomb thing helped us win the war we arent going to fire you but the next thing you invent that can kill everybody, your ass is out of here. But of course that diddnt happen, they gave them awards and all kinds of fame and riches. It was like they were telling them, "last one who discovers how to kill me and everyone else is a rotten egg." Ok they take a couple of atoms and smash them together and blow up a whole city, now they want to go even farther down the scientific ladder and smash some ions together. Umm, excuse Mr. white guy, but isn't that a little dicey? I swear i am not lying, they have a bunch of multi-billion dollar machines spread out accross the globe that is there only to smash 2 sub-atomic particle...
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6 year old shot by 3 year old. Milwaukee is dumbass capital of the world.
2007-08-09 23:10:00
MILWAUKEE -- A 6-year-old boy was hospitalized in stable condition Wednesday after allegedly being shot by a 3-year-old girl at Northwest Side home, police said.The girl discovered the loaded .32-caliber handgun behind a stove, where a 32-year-old man had stored it. She fired a single shot Tuesday night that hit the 6-year-old boy in the abdomen, department spokeswoman Anne E. Schwartz said.Schwartz said the boy lived in the home, and that his mother was baby-sitting the 3-year-old girl. The mother said she was out for a walk at the time of the shooting, Schwartz added.Other adults who were in the house, except for the gun's owner, fled after they heard the shot, the department spokeswoman said. (milwaukee press at work, they even manage to make something this terrible racial)The 32-year-old man was taken into custody in the incident, but no immediate charges were filed.---This story is sad but not racial as the milwaukee journal would have you believe. A loaded gun where a child ...
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Do online background checks really work? Can i find a persons address?
2007-08-08 22:30:00
Do online background checks really work? Paid or free, what’s best?The answer is yes and it depends on what you really require. If you are looking for general information a free public records search could help. If you are looking for in-depth personal information such as personal financial records or current employment information a paid service is best suited for your needs.Perform a search in any major search engine for the query “free background check”. You will certainly be overwhelmed with the search results and paid advertisements regarding offers for free background searches. If this is the first time you have attempted to perform a free background check, you may be in for a surprise.Most investigative firms suggest that you outsource the background checks for your company. This generally means that free background checks do not provide the quality information that you need. Free background checks online do not always give the employer accurate or thorough information ...
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Kids names are slave to their mothers spelling abilities. Right Tracee?
2007-08-08 02:05:00
Almost every girl named tracee might as well be named “my momma can’t spell”. I know this is true even though nobody ever says it. Remember back when Sade (said like shar-day) was hot and people started spelling their names any way they wanted to? People named trineesha and aembur started turning up at the preschool and day care. I wonder how man brians were actually named brain cause their momma couldn’t spell? You know desaray is a momma cant spell name, MCS for short. That’s the only reason their was ever a Toni, tony, tonee, cause all they mommas can’t spell. You know you have seen notes people send to school with they kids that be written so bad that the teachers send a note back home with the kids telling the mommas to please come to school with or instead of their children. I have seen people just make up some crap in the delivery room, i knew a girl named her baby grey Alaska. That right there is a SHUASTL, somebody hurry up and slap that lady, name. Then you get...
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Get a freelance job and start paying your momma some rent, lazy bastard!
2007-08-07 22:30:00
I made this post because it helped me get a little extra skrill and i figure it would help some of the lazy ass still live with momma people out there. This is really for computer people, so if you can design the hell out of your Myspace page or write good articles you can make some money. And besides nobody HELP YO MOMMA instead of buying new rims..Net Link building Website SecurityASP Linux WindowsAudio Services Logo Design WirelessBanner Design Market Research XMLC/C++ Perl/CGICold Fusion Photography PHPData Entry Project ManagementData Processing ProofreadingDelphi PythonElectronics Script InstallationEngineering SEOFlash System AdminGraphic Design Telemarketinghandheld / PDA TrainingJ2EE Translation Java ...
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What is the most important ingredient in the recipe for good sex?
2007-07-26 21:30:00
Everybody on the planet thinks they are the hottest thing jumping off in bed. Of course most of the ones who think they are hot in bed ain’t. I mean if you were the bomb in bed for real you wouldn’t think so because every woman would have told you so many times that you would think it was game by now.I think the best male lovers are that way because they like to please women, they want to know what every woman on the planet sounds like in pleasure. They try their hardest to never stop because they know that only after 20 minutes or so does the real woman you are sexing comes out and the real love-making start. And even this ain’t the secret of instantly fall in love sex, because if the equiptment aint right then those same twenty minutes could be aggravating as hell to the woman, or the man for that matter. I mean there are dudes that can last hours at a time but don’t have the right stuff so the sex just turns into a long ass cramp inducing wait till he is finish for the gi...
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Pull yo pants up! SAGGIN spelled backwards is NIGGAS. DUMBASS.
2007-07-26 04:53:00
I just read an article/forum post that blew me right the "F" away. It was deep, real deep, blew my mind. Any way i just want to say a few things and then i will let you read it for yourselves. I have been saggin my pants for dam near 20 years and i like the look and the feel of saggin jeans or dickies or chinos, its just my thing. I rented a tuxedo for a friend wedding and did the (minor) sag thing and the ball cap, true huslaz dont die we adapt. I got older and i still love my ball caps (i wear them less though now because i want to show off my non baldspotted head) but the whole thug image of myself is still in me, i cant and dont want to change. But i also dont sag like these kids, you aint gonna see more than the top of my boxers, some kids come past with their knees showing, from the top, that aint me. Anyway here go a bit of the article and a link to the article. And author, when the traffic comes, remember who sent it and link to one of my joints. And honestly get in touch wi...
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Readers involvement post: What do other people do that pisses you off?
2007-07-25 22:50:00
I am feeling a little under the weather today because i stayed up all night. I saw a man killed and a woman that lives 2 houses away critically injured at the beginning of today. Welcome to the ghetto! i am gonna write about it in a day or so but right now i am going to punk out and start a little inteligence gathering from my readers and the blackplanet.com readers. I want to include digg.com users and craigslist readers but they are too strange, wierd? whatever, bump them for the day. (its so funny when you spell intelligence wrong.)What do you see people doing that makes you want to snap on them? The comments will be published and linked back to the submitters page or site, if i can trace it back. If not i will just post the ones i pick. I'll get the ball rolling with a few.It make me want to snap when people dont use blinkers, i am waiting to go and one slow ass car makes me wait forever and then turns into a driveway 10ft before it gets to me.I hate when a unattractive girl a...
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How sexy is this picture of lynn (Persia White) from Girlfriends?
2007-07-24 05:39:00
I diddnt think that lynn off of Girlfriends was all that sexy when i watched the show. I guess i was too busy laughing and trying to see joans (Tracee Ellis Ross) big ole ghetto booty. Her booty is ginormous just like Toni childs (JILL MARIE JONES) lips. and to round it out Maya (Golden brooks) had the tataz. Lynn just wasnt all that fine to me. But this picture cured that. Now she is all kinda fine to me. Dam i hope my girl don't read this, because then she gonna have jokes if she see me watching girlfriends on television. I only watch because i like the show, just like i read blacktail for the articles. Bwahhhhhhhahahahah!!!!Find out anything about anybody, forever.
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You aint my dam momma! Why must black women forcefully define manhood?
2007-07-23 21:47:00
My step mother once told me, when I was 11 or 12 years old, that some women won’t let you be a man. She said this in a conversation we were having after my father and her had broken up. The conversation was about the reasons some people split. She was going through all the standard reasons and side comments that everyone uses. She went through the its not your fault and we still love yous associated with this conversation that are pretty much universal, I sat and took it just like millions of children before me. There was one thing she said that day that I never understood, at least not until recently, almost 30 years later. She said, when the conversation momentarily turned to relationships in general. She said, “some women won’t let you be a man.” It haunted me for 30 years but I think I may know what she was saying, finally.Some women won’t let you be a man sounds crazy because how can someone let you be a man? If they can then you are not a man anyway, sounds about ri...
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The Government lies and the constitution is obsolete.. well duh.
2007-07-21 10:12:00
"The government has to lie to the public for one simple reason: The public is generally dumb." John Q - BlackmansdiaryI agree with this statement. Before you go into defensive mode ask yourself on question: take a mental inventory of your circle of friends and acquaintances, how many of them would you trust with a secret that could kill everyone, including yourself? Well i don't know about you but my list of people i could trust with a secret like that was very, very small. I am not saying that i agree with the fact that the government lies, and regularly, i am just saying that i understand one of the reason they may do it. What if you woke up one morning and the television news informed you that the world would end in 72 hours, how many people who have never had a Cadillac or sexy blond would refrain from just going out and taking one? Scary thought right? but one i am sure the government has pondered long and repeatedly. Nothing is as cut and dried as ...
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