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Fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry
2007-11-30 19:07:00 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and More About: Tits , Suck , Brains , Fuck
Don't copy stuff ......
2007-11-29 10:17:00 A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !" The crowd was shocked!!!!!!!! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received. About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training More About: Stuff , Copy
RAAT KAT GAYI ..shayari
2007-11-29 10:15:00 Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe. . . Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arz kiya Hai. . . Raat Bhar Sharab Pi. . . Raat Cut Gayi Subah Jab Hisaab Kia. . . Gaand Phat Gayi. . More About: Shayari
70 WAYS TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY. . .
2007-11-29 10:13:00 NUMBER 1 IS SHOPPING AND THE REST IS “69”. . . More About: Happy , Woman , Make , A Woman
PHAAR DENGE GAAND ..shayari
2007-11-29 10:11:00 Har Cheekh Ehsaas Humara Dilayegi Har Raat Qissa Humara Dohrayegi Hum Itni Phaar Denge Gaand Aap Ki K Dunya Ki Koi Elfy Jod Na Payegi . . . More About: Shayari
Why Man Hold Boobs & Put Nipples In Mouth Bfore Sex. . .
2007-11-29 10:10:00 Guesss . . . . B’coz Naag Ko Uthane K Liye Doodh Pilana Zaruuri Hai . . . More About: Mouth , Nipples , Hold , Boob
Why Man Hold Boobs & Put Nipples In Mouth Bfore Sex. . .
2007-11-29 10:10:00 Guesss . . . . B’coz Naag Ko Uthane K Liye Doodh Pilana Zaruuri Hai . . . More About: Mouth , Nipples , Hold , Boob
FILL THE BLANKS IN ENGLISH EXAM
2007-11-29 10:07:00 Yaar Tu Wo Hi HaI Na Jisne Matric K Exam Main English K Paper Main sawal Dekha . . . "FILL IN THE BLANKS" Aur Apni Gand Main Ungli Dal Kar 3 Ghante y Betha Raha. . . . More About: Fill
A Tits [ ( . ) ( . ) ] Poem ............
2007-11-25 08:03:00 Seven wise men smarter than shit, decided to make a pair of tits. First was a miner who came from the ground, Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds. Next was a sculptor after being soothed, With skillful hands he made them smooth. Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy, But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy. Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip, At the top of it he made More About: Tits , Poem
HOW PUSSY IS CREATED
2007-11-25 08:02:00 Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was More About: Puss , Pussy
MORE JOKES BY HAMMAD
2007-11-25 07:59:00 "Men Were Given Both A PENIS & A BRAIN. . . But Unfortunately Not Enough Blood Supply To Run Both At The Same Time.” . . . ***************************************** ***************************************** **** Girl: Doctor Me Jab Bhi Su-Su Karti Hoon Tou 4 Dhaar Nikalti Hai After Chcking Doctor Said: 4 Dhaar Hi Niklengi, Andar Kisi Ki Pent Ka Button Phansa Hua Hai ..... ******************** More About: Jokes
TRUTH ABOUT SMOKING AND SEX
2007-11-25 07:58:00 Smoking Reduces Ur Life By 5 Minutes . . . Sex Increases Ur Life By 10 Minutes . . . So The Conclusion Is That A Fucking Smoker Never Dies . . . More About: Truth , Smoking , Ruth
BOY'S ATTITUDE
2007-11-25 07:56:00 A boy When Proposez A Girl If she sayz "YES" Then PATA NAHI KITNO KO HAAN KAHA HOGA . . . . !!! If she sayz "NO" Then BEHAN KI LORI KHUD KO ASHWARYA RAI SAMAJHTI HAI. . . More About: Attitude
WHY SNOW WHITE IS FRUSTRATED
2007-11-25 07:54:00 Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs Had Sex Snow White : I'm Sad & Frustrated ! Dwarfs: Why? She Cried n Said: I Want 7 inches 1 time, Not 1 inch 7 times. . . More About: Snow
What Is The Similarty Between Violin and Women. . . ?
2007-11-25 07:53:00 Both Are Touched At Top And Played At Bottom. . . More About: Women , Violin
Why Do The Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts. . . ?
2007-11-25 07:52:00 Because Whenever They Greet Anyone. . . They Say AA..DAAAB , AA..DAAAB. . . More About: Women , Breasts , Urdu , Speaking
Q: Why Do Girls Talk So Much And Guys Think So Much. . . ? ?
2007-11-25 07:50:00 A: It's Because. . . Girls Have Two Pairs Of Lips And Guys Have Two Heads. . . More About: Talk
SOME DIRTY SHARAYI IN HINDI FROM HAMMAD
2007-11-25 07:45:00 Arz Kia Hai. . . ! ! ! Choot Ki Chahat Mein Sara Chaman Jala Dala Wah Wah Chut Ki Chahat Mein Saara Chaman Jala Dala Kia Kehne . . . Aisa Choda Aisa Choda K Choot Ko Kamaan Bana Dala. . . ***************************************** ***************************************** *** Main Teri Aankh Se Aujhal Ho Jaon Ga Duur Bohat Fizao'n Main Kho Jaon Ga Meri Yado'n Se Lipat Ker Roye Gi Tu Bohat More About: Dirty , Hindi , Hara , Some , Shara
MORE JOKES BY HAMMAD
2007-11-20 08:40:00 Hum Ne Chaand Se Kaha K Tum Ne Dunya Main Mere Yaar Sa Haseen Dekha Hai . . . ??? Tou Chaand Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Dia K "Itni Duur Se bhi Lund Nazar Aata Hai Bhala . . . " ***************************************** ***************************************** * Q: What Do You Call "Prostitution" In Decent Terms. . . ? ? . . . . . . Ans: HOLE SALE BUSINESS (Whole sale). . . *********************** More About: Jokes
JOKES BY HAMMAD
2007-11-20 08:34:00 Sookhe Kapre Dekh Ker Sasur Ne Bahoo Se Poocha : Ye Kala Kapra Kis Ka Hai. . ? ? Baho : Ye Meri Penty Hai Sasur: Kabhi Pehne Huey Tou Nahi Dekha . . . ***************************************** ***************************************** ***************** Girls College K Bahar Larki Chaat Wale Ko Bolti Hai : Bhaiya Meri Chaat . . . Chaat Wala : Ek MinuTe. . . Larki: Jaldi Se Meri Chaat Period More About: Jokes
HAMMAD'S LUND"S FOR YOU
2007-11-20 08:07:00 L = Lots Of Love U= Unlimited Care N= Never Ending & D = Dying Friendship. More About: Lund
Hritik roshan visits gand ka dr.
2007-11-16 20:53:00 While shooting for the film kaho na pyar hai, hritik had a very strange problem. while shitting his material would come out in noodles shape. what was the option ?????? he had to visit our gand ka dr. as usual the dr. inspected hritik, didnt find any problem and was confused. he asked hritik if he felt like shitting. hritik said yes. the dr. guided hritik to the toilet and closely observed the
Things which sound dirty,..but aren't
2007-11-13 12:18:00 1.When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? More About: Sound , Dirty , Things
21 FUNNY THINGS ABOUT SEX STORIES
2007-11-13 12:10:00 IF BY CHANCE U HAVE READ SEX STORIES NOTICE THESE SILLY HILARIOUS FACTS........... AFTER READING THESE I READ A COUPLE AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AS 80% OF THESE FACTS TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE.....U ALSO TRY IT.......... 1.Your best friend is so often impotent that his wife is always looking for someone to quench her thirst. 2. The husband of your next door neighbour is so busy minting money that More About: Funny , Stories , Things
High Class Beyizzati Goga Seth
2007-11-12 03:51:00 Wife to husband agar duniya sirf 30min may khatum hurahi hu tu tum kia kerna chahogay? husband offcourse "Sex" Wife or baki k 29 minutes ? ***************************************** ***************************************** ********** Airport officer to pathan ur name ? Pathan Ajab khan officer sex ? Pathan yes daily officer no no, i mean male or female ? Pathan jo mil jayee ********************* More About: High , Class
GOGA SETH JOKES
2007-11-12 03:32:00 The inspired Goga Seth has some jokes to share : Boy: Hi I love u Girl : I m married Kuch tu sharam karo Boy: Mujh May b aap k husband jaisay function hain Girl: Kuttay k bachay tu b khusra hay kia? ***************************************** ************************************ Tum duniya k un chand insano may say eik ho jin ko daikh kar un k baap kehtay hay k Kash us din "Condom Chara Liya Hota More About: Jokes
Things which sound dirty,..but aren't
2007-11-02 20:49:00 1.When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? More About: Sound , Dirty , Things
FUNNY PICS PART 2
2007-10-28 04:54:00 BUMPS AT PERFECT PLACE SCODA ADD LOVELY TOWELS FEMALE TREE VERY TRUE ANOTHER DESPERATE GUY NO GUILT AT THEIR FACES More About: Funny , Part
SOME FUNNY PICS PART 1
2007-10-28 04:43:00 BEER HOLDER POWER OF VIGRA BIG COCK LOVES TO FART DESPERATE GUY More About: Funny , Part , Some
Some more jokes by GAGAN
More articles from this author:2007-10-25 19:17:00 Best Sex ever! ... A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before. When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he More About: Jokes , Some 1, 2, 3 |
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