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SOME MORE JOKES FROM RAJNI
2007-10-21 03:36:00 10 boys decide to propose a girl. 9 of them come with flowers, only one comes with CONDOM.. that is called confidence ************************* newly married couple train mein jaate hue lambi surang se guzarte hain. Husband: Agar pehle pata hota ki yeh surang itna lamba hai, toh mein faida utha leta Wife: To woh aap nahi the kya??? ************************* Two chatered accountants are More About: Jokes , Some
PREGNENT WOMEN AND SWAMIJI
2007-10-19 23:20:00 A pregnant woman goes to a Swamiji, the swamy says, "when the baby will be delivered, its father will die" Woman: Thank God!, my husband is safe More About: Women
GAAND KE DOCTORS
2007-10-19 23:12:00 gand ka dr.1 ek bohot famous boxing champion ko ek baar ek bout mein mooh par mukka laga to uskye sare daant toot gaye to usnye denture lagwa liya. lekin usnye boxing nahi chodi aur khelta raha. ek doosre match mein ek mukka fir mooh par pada to sara denture pet mein chala gaya. dr. ki kaafi koshish ke baad woh denture uski gand tak aakar rook gaya. ab gand se bahar nikal nahi raha tha to kisine More About: Doctors
One of my Girl Frnd has sent me d following message…
2007-08-20 02:03:00 KARO NAA… PLS KARO NAA… JALDI KARO… PEHLE TO BAHUT KARTE THE… THAKTE V NAHI THE…LEKIN AAJ KAL THAK NE LAGE HO… PLS KARO NAA..MUJHE BAHUT ACHHA LAGTA HAI… JAB V TUM KARTE HO.. “SMS” I replied 2 it… KAB SE MAIN SOCH RAHA HUN K TUM KO KARUN… PER TUMHE TO AUR LOG BHI KARTE HAIN… IS LIYE NAHI KAR RAHA THA.. LEKIN AB KARUNGA… YE LO DABAYA KEY PAD.. AUR KAR DALA “SMS” More About: Girl , Mess
30 replies when u propose a girl
2007-08-20 02:00:00 1) Nahi.................??? 2) Chhiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare....... 3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .... 4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.... 5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao... 6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.... 7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai?? 8)Magar last year to maine tumhe More About: Girl , Prop
UNGLI DENA...ganno mein
2007-08-20 01:56:00 The word 'PYAR' is used in so many hindi films.. If we will replace the word 'PYAR' with 'UNGLI'...then the names of the films will b as follows...MAINE UNGLI KIYAMAINE UNGLI KYUN KIYAUNGLI KIYA TO DARNA KYAUNGLI KE SIDE EFFECTSUNGLI TO HONA HI THAn the songs will be more funnier..UNGLI KARNE WALE KABHI DARTE NAHI... JO DARTE HAIN WO UNGLI KARTE NAHI..UNGLI KIYA TO DARNA KYA... UNGLI KIYA KOI More About: Anno
Sign in Pathology lab
2007-08-19 00:29:00 There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again." Sign in a pathology lab: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter. More About: Pathology , Path , Holo
SUHAG RAAT
2007-08-19 00:25:00 Guy1: hey how was first nite? Guy2: big mistake yaar... i was so drunk... i forgot that i was married, and remembering the old days, i kept Rs500 under the pillow after finishing u know wat... Guy1: oh my god! how could u?.. it could not be any worse! Guy2: well actually it is..... saali ne 200 rupiya vaapas kar diya...
BUNCH OF ADULT JOKES
2007-08-15 05:04:00 At 18, a lady is like a football... 22 men behind her At 28, a lady is like a basketball... 10 men behind her At 38, she is like a golf ball... 1 man behind her At 48, she is like a TT ball... one man pushing her to the other... ***************************************** **************** NIPPLE: peak of love BOOBS: shape of love PENIS: length of love CUNT: depth of love ASS: Base of love More About: Jokes , Adult
Bizarre Sex Laws!
2007-08-06 00:17:00 Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) 02. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the More About: Laws , Bizarre
SEX GAME
2007-08-06 00:10:00 Sex Mathematics This is pretty neat how it works out. This is amazing SEX math! DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It only takes about a minute....... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun (& it's about sex). First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex More About: Game
FINGERS ARE BETTER
2007-08-06 00:04:00 You always know where your fingers have been For variety, you have ten to choose from They don't get tired before you do... You don't have to smile at them afterwards You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them They are also useful *out* of bed You can stop if you want to Your fingers don't want to meet your family Your fingers don't get jealous Your fingers don't smell Your fingers won't More About: Fingers
SOME FILTHY SMS
2007-08-05 23:47:00 A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt! A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines More About: Some
HOW TO PREVENT PREGNANCY
2007-08-03 00:57:00 After having their 11th child, a couple decided 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, More About: Pregnancy
SEX RECORDS( top 10 )
2007-08-02 00:25:00 1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. 2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m). 3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz. 4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km More About: Records , Cord
6 BEST MEN IN WOMANS LIFE
2007-08-02 00:18:00 There are SIX best men in a woman's life: A Doctor who says, "Take your clothes off" A Dentist who says, "Open wide" A Hairdresser who says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" A Milkman who says, "Do you want it in the front or back?" An Interior Designer who says, "Once its in, you'll love it!" A Banker who says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" More About: Life , Mans
HONEYMOON STORIES
2007-08-02 00:13:00 A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but More About: Stories , Honeymoon
HOW TO MAKE LOVE
2007-08-02 00:09:00 Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead More About: Love , Make
Pakistani and Indian Man ........!!!!
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AAPKO SANDAS NA AAYE
2007-07-20 22:48:00 Jab aapko sandaas naa aaye... aap baithe baithe thak jaaye... bore ho jaaye... pressure bhi na aaye... yaad karke dekhna hame... shaayad aapki GAAND phat jaaye... aur aapke KAAM ho jaaye.....!
SEX 'IN'FREQUENTLY
2007-07-20 22:44:00 An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather hopefully. “Well, I’d
TYPES OF BRA
2007-07-20 22:41:00 bra sizes... Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you became informed! {A} - Almost Boobs... {B} - Barely there. {C} - Can't Complain! {D} - Damn! {DD} - Double damn! {E} - Enormous! {F} - Fake. More About: Types
IF U DRINK TOO MUCH WATER
More articles from this author:2007-07-17 00:12:00 THIS HAPPENS TO MEN AND WOMEN More About: Drink , Water 1, 2, 3 |
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