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HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?
2008-03-30 16:20:00 NO COVERNO EXTRA COVERNO SLIP2 SILLY POINTS2 FINE LEGSAND A DEEP GULLYLITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH More About: Cricket , Woman
lund 1 and lund 2 were watching a movie..
2008-03-30 16:17:00 lund 1: yaar movie xxx na ho...lund 2: kyun???lund 1: bhenchod nhin to saari ki saari movie fir khade hokar dekhini padegi.... More About: Movie , Watching , Lund
If reliance will manufacture the condoms
2008-03-30 16:16:00 The slogan will be " karlo chudai chutki mein , mere papa ka sapna.......sabke land pe condom apna. More About: Condoms , Reliance
Advantages of breast milk
2008-03-30 16:11:00 1. no need to boil2. cat cant steal it.3. available in attractive containers,4. popular in all age groups.5.ek par ek free More About: Milk , Breast , Breast Milk
ELEPHANT AND CAMEL FIGHTING
2008-01-31 13:31:00 An elephant asked a camel - y do u hav boobs on ur back??..? the camel replied - dude thats fuckin gud question for a guy who has a penis on his face.... More About: Fighting , Camel , Elephant
Mickey and mini mouse
2008-01-31 13:30:00 Once mickey enters the house and yells" im suin u for divorce" minnie: "wat? r u fukin crazy?" mickey:" no these days im fukin daisy" hahahahahahhahha More About: Mini , Mouse , Mickey
WIFE SAVING HUBBY JOB
2008-01-31 13:28:00 wife to husband: u were so drunk last nite u insulted ur boss husband: piss on him! wife: u did and he fired u husband: fuck him! wife: i did and u can work frm monday More About: Wife , Saving
Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands sh
2008-01-31 13:27:00 The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!" The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!" The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times." More About: Hands
What is the definition of innocence?
2008-01-31 13:25:00 A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice. More About: Definition , Innocence
Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea
2008-01-31 13:24:00 came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed? More About: China , Korea
What is the difference between a chicken and a baby???????????
2008-01-31 13:22:00 The CHICKEN is a result of a patiently sittinh HEN and a BABY is the result of an impatiently standing COCK..... More About: Baby , Chicken , Difference
A dog a cat and a penis
2008-01-17 13:47:00 A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!" More About: Penis
AUCTION OF DICKS AND CUNTS
2008-01-17 13:43:00 Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for More About: Auction , Cunts
NO EXCUSES AT ANY COST
2008-01-17 13:37:00 A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the More About: Cost , Excuses , No Excuses
COCK DIFFERENT MEANINGS
2008-01-11 17:16:00 the priest lost his cock(murga) he asked in church does anyone has a cock????? ALL THE MEN STOOD UP he asked does anyone has seen a cock?? ALL WOMEN STOOD UP he asked has anyone seen my cock?????? NUNS STOOD UP.. More About: Cock , Meanings
SOME QUICK JOKES
2008-01-11 17:15:00 • Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees puttin everything in her mouth! • What is similarity between sex n shave? If u don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on d face. • What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...! • What's the similarity between women More About: Jokes , Quick
BOY TO GIRL IN A PARTY
2008-01-11 17:12:00 Boy : Kitne bhai behen ho! Girl : Six Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya? Girl: Tum kitne ho? Boy: One Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya? More About: Party
AT SUHAG RAAT
2008-01-05 23:44:00 Suhag raat ko Husband biwi se: Aaj raat tum mujh se jo mango ge main don ga. Biwi Takiye ke nechay se tasveer nikal kar boli: . Tum challe jao esay bhej do :d
ADULT SHAYARI
2008-01-05 23:42:00 Hamnay Aap Ko Sahara Dia Ungli De Ker Hamnay Aap Ko Sahara Dia Ungli De Ker Wah . . Wah . . Aapne Tou Hamara Lulla he Chaba Lia Softmint Samajh Ker . . . :p More About: Adult , Shayari
Patyala ki 2 Cheezain mashoor hain
2008-01-05 23:40:00 Ek Patyala SHARAB 0r Dosri Patyala SHALWAR Fark sirf itna hai k Pehli CHARHTI jaldi hain Dosri UTARTI jaldi hai. More About: Hain , Mash
Baba Ramdev preaches to his disciples :
2008-01-05 23:37:00 Beta hamesha tum apne se bari auraat ko maa, apni umar ki auraat ko apni baheen aur apne se choti ko beti samjha karo... Disciple: Baba to phir aap yeh lund ko apne saath hi rakh lijiye....jari-butti kutne ke kaam aayega!!! ;-)
MASTERJI TO STUDENTS
2008-01-05 23:32:00 Hindi class mein master ki zip khuli dekh ke ladkiyan zor se hansane lagein. Master ji bole : Zyada heheki to baher nikaal kar khada kar doonga. More About: Students
PROSTITUTE WENT TO SCHOOL
2008-01-05 23:30:00 Prostitute left her profeesion and goes 2 a school 4 ajob, Principal: can u teach Zoology/biology/or physiology. Prostitute: No only Dalogy &Nikalogy. More About: School , Prostitute , Rosti
Y DID ENGLISH TEACHER SLAPPED BANTA 4 ASKING HIS DOUBTS
2008-01-05 23:26:00 COZ HIS DOUBTS WERE " WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR WHEN IT COVERS 2" & ""PANTIES" PLURAL WHEN IT COVERS JUST 1" More About: English , Teacher , Banta
Cutback's at president's corporation
2007-11-30 19:24:00 One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire." More About: Corporation
At Ski lodge
2007-11-30 19:23:00 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, " More About: Lodge
Test for virginity
2007-11-30 19:17:00 This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The More About: Virginity , Test
Four Kinds Of Sex
2007-11-30 19:16:00 HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your
At Sperm Donor Bank.......
2007-11-30 19:15:00 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those More About: Bank , Sperm , Dono
Sperm Count of elderly man
More articles from this author:2007-11-30 19:09:00 There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? More About: Count , Sperm , Elderly 1, 2, 3 |
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