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What Women Want In Men
2007-08-30 16:31:00 Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses smartly. 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens ... More About: Women , What Women Want
MS Vision
2007-08-30 12:30:00 MS Vision - Its a new product Microsoft is developing. Yea I know its not a gadget or tech blog but its cool! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.)
Tennis Champs
2007-08-29 16:30:00 Tennis Cham ps - Go win that trophy! More About: Tennis , Champs , Champ
Warning labels
2007-08-29 12:29:00 Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a hairdryer : Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of sweets: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a ... More About: Labels , Warning , Abel
Dog Whistle
2007-08-28 14:28:00 Almost as cute as the Hamsters First Taste Of Broccoli video, this dog actually whistles! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) More About: Whistle
Money in a Glass
2007-08-28 12:28:00 Believe it or not, thats actually real; seriously. Forgot where it is, but is a promotional glass box which is bullet proof, fireproof, shock proof or whatever else there is proof, but if you manage to break it and you actually keep all that money for FREE! More About: Money , Glass
Funny Answering Machine Messages
2007-08-27 14:27:00 “Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it…” Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you The roses have ... More About: Funny , Machine , Messages , Erin , Mach
Dude Falling
2007-08-27 12:21:00 A flash animation showing a guy falling down a mountain with some nice music! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) More About: Dude
The Army?s Camel
2007-08-26 14:17:00 A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, “What’s the camel for?”. ... More About: Army , Camel
Dont Litter
2007-08-26 13:51:00 Who says its the humans we want to protect from smokings bad effect? More About: Litt
BIG Changes
2007-08-26 12:17:00 Okay maybe not that big but here’s whats going on; I just finished my GCSE’s and will be starting Collage soon so posting 3 different things daily might be too hard for me, and I dont want to let anyone down so this is what i’m going to do; update every 2 days. Not much of ... More About: News , Chang , Chan
Post Secret
2007-08-25 18:43:00 Post Secret is this thing were people send messages to the author and he posts it up on his blog. The reason I’m writing that? Well I found some weired, a few funny but most very hard hitting things that was sent and was posted on YouTube so I got the video and put it ... More About: Post , Post Secret
Baseball Girl
2007-08-25 13:45:00 Now thats a ugly doll (or whatever it is) but for some reason I still feel sorry for it… Thats some scary girl! More About: Baseball , Girl , Base
Bizarre and Interesting Facts
2007-08-25 13:09:00 Love those long lists of bizarre and interesting facts (and sometimes useless)? I got a list right here for you then! The largest McDonald’s is in Beijing, China - measuring 28,000 square feet. It has twenty nine cash registers. A house in Baghdad worth $15,000 before the Iraq war now sells for $120,000 to $150,000. There are between ... More About: Interesting , Facts , Bizarre , Eres
Amazing Driving Skills
2007-08-24 23:24:00 Just watch the whole video (skip some parts if you want to) and you’ll see what I mean! Coordination with skill! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) More About: Driving , Amazing , Skills
Funny Chat Up Lines
2007-08-24 12:53:00 Girls fed up you using the same lines over and over again? Here are some interesting lines which might work; or at least make them laugh Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! Do you want to see something swell? Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn ... More About: Funny , Chat , Lines
In the Jungle..
2007-08-23 20:39:00 A cool animation of a hippo and a dog (I think), one singing and the other dancing. Made me chuckle at least a bit (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) More About: Jungle , Jung , The Jungle
English - A Funny Language
2007-08-23 13:14:00 We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the ... More About: Funny , English , Language
Family problems
2007-08-23 10:10:00 Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.” “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got ... More About: Family , Problems
Useless Inventions
2007-08-22 18:49:00 Some useless inventions created by people which unbelievably exist. 1. Non stick Cellotape - it exists !!!!! 2. Solar Powered Flash Light 3. A black highlighter pen 4. Glow in the dark sunglasses 5. Inflatable Anchor 6. Smooth Sandpaper 7. Waterproof sponge 8. Waterproof Teabags 9. AC adapter for Solar ... More About: Inventions , Useless , Sele
Dog Growling
2007-08-22 17:18:00 A dog growling (shows their upset or angry) when he’s forced to take a bath. Sounds funny though! (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) More About: Grow
Cannibal fruit
2007-08-22 14:20:00 Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind ... More About: Fruit , Cannibal
Girl.. Farts In A Gym
2007-08-21 20:56:00 There is nothing funnier then a girl (some said shes hot.. not into that type though so cant say that really) farting. So, here you go (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.) More About: Girl , Farts
How rumors start in the office
2007-08-21 20:49:00 The office is a boring place so naturally gossips and rumors take place. And there’s also another reason why… (I wanted to make up for the loss of posts and because the last picture wasn’t ‘funny’ I hope this helps you ) More About: Office , The Office , Rumors , Start , The O
Earth Lights
2007-08-21 20:44:00 Now this is just one of those ‘wow’ pictures. Just click it to see it. Its supposed to be a photo from space showing the lights around the world; real or not, it looks just amazing! More About: Earth , Lights
CEO party
More articles from this author:2007-08-21 20:42:00 A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives “I ... More About: Party 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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