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Herpes - Funny Joke
2008-02-19 20:17:00 A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?” “Yes,” she replied, “you’re checking for any abrasions or dermatological ... More About: Funny , Joke , Herpes
Elevator - Funny Joke
2007-12-28 17:35:00 A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, “Oh, I’m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you’ll be able to forgive me.” ... More About: Funny , Joke , Elevator
$500 Winner!
2007-12-26 02:30:00 Well the contest went better then I hoped it would With over 400 entries it took me some time to go through and find the winner. The winning number was 693! Sadly since no one got the number, the closest one was 692 by Loftus ! I’ve already sent the email , so if your ... More About: News , Winner
Merry Christmas!
2007-12-25 18:08:00 Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it! Just for today I’ve posted 2 funny videos, a funny picture and a joke for all to have a laugh at And if that wasn’t enough, the $500 Christmas contest is still on going and will end TONIGHT! So get down to the contest page and ... More About: News , Merry Christmas , Merry
Paranoid Pharmacist - Funny Joke
2007-12-25 18:05:00 A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store ... More About: Funny , Joke , Paranoid , Arma
2 Parrots - Funny Joke
2007-12-24 13:19:00 A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why ... More About: Funny , Joke
Christmas Contest - $500!
2007-12-19 18:10:00 Christmas is near us, and Eid (for those celebrating it today or tomorrow) has already arrived, so with my money saved up, spirits high, I decided to hold a contest, and a simple one at that! How to win? Guess the number between 1 - 1000! Just post your guess in the comments, and make sure to ... More About: News , Christmas , Contest
Kidneys and Livers
2007-12-19 15:19:00 Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, “I don’t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment.” “So what makes you think your doctor is any better?” asked his friend. “Because when my ...
Sport Accidents
2007-12-16 15:03:00 These are just too funny! More About: Sport , Funny Videos , Accidents
Doctors Advice - Funny Joke
2007-12-15 21:32:00 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die”. 1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal ... More About: Funny , Advice , Doctors , Joke
Halloween Prank Gone Bad
2007-12-14 14:16:00 Ouch! More About: Prank , Funny Videos , Halloween , Allo
The Perfect Worker - Funny Joke
2007-12-12 16:22:00 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes ... More About: Funny , Joke , Perfect , Worker
Little Johnny - Filling The Tank - Funny Joke
2007-12-09 16:04:00 Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What are you doin’?” His father says, “Son, I’m filling your mother’s tank.” Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.” More About: Funny , Joke , Tank
Big Shit
2007-12-07 22:51:00 And no, that is not me in the picture! More About: Funny Pictures , Shit
Blood Test - Funny Joke
2007-12-05 22:42:00 Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying profusely. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why ... More About: Funny , Joke , Blood , Test
Pool And Dominoes Trick
2007-12-04 19:39:00 Now thats just amazing! More About: Funny Videos , Trick , Pool , Dominoes , Domino
Pearly Gates - Funny Joke
2007-12-02 16:08:00 Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates . St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just ... More About: Funny , Joke
What can happen with simple elastic band
2007-12-01 19:02:00 Thats why always use more the one, or find another way. More About: Band , Funny Videos , Simple
How to lift things
2007-11-30 21:36:00 Just a bit higher… More About: Funny Pictures , Things , Lift
Superman Drunk
2007-11-29 11:33:00 This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar. ?This is a nice place. I?ve never been here before,? he says to the guy next to him. ?Oh, really?? the other replies. ?It ... More About: Drunk , Superman
Silent Argument - Funny Joke
2007-11-26 14:49:00 Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope ... More About: Funny , Joke , Silent
What Did Santa Give?
2007-11-25 15:56:00 A Canadian boy go out with his new bike that he got for Christmas. He meet a police officer on a horse. Police officer:” Santa Claus brought you this new bike?” Boy: “Yes” Police: “Well, bring this $30 ticket to him and tell him he needs to put a red light behind.” Boy: “And Santa brought you this horse?” The ... More About: Give
The Attraction Theory
2007-11-23 11:02:00 Attraction is a complicated thing to explain, so these smart geeks explained it in a graph form! More About: Attraction , Funny Pictures , Theory , Theo
How babies are born - Geek Joke
2007-11-22 15:12:00 A little boy goes to his father and asks ?Daddy, how was I born?? The father answers: ?Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at ... More About: Babies , Joke , Geek
Signs Explained
2007-11-21 15:11:00 Confusing signs? Here’s an explanation of what they do: More About: Funny Pictures , Signs
Security Alarm - Short Funny Joke
2007-11-19 14:06:00 Not long ago, my brother got a call from a security firm that offered him a promotional burglar alarm at no charge. Happy to get something for free, he gave the direction to our house. But we waited for the whole day. No one showed up. The next morning the supplier called again to say he ... More About: Security , Funny , Joke , Alarm , Short
Best Time To Gamble
More articles from this author:2007-11-18 14:06:00 Source: saintgasoline.com More About: Time , Funny Pictures , Gamble 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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