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WEIRD NEWS - Dutch man who calls himself tantric master breaks record in NY
2008-01-28 02:38:00 APNEW YORK (AP) - A Dutch man who calls himself a tantric master broke his own world record by standing engulfed in ice for 72 minutes.Wim Hof, 48, stood on a Manhattan street in a clear container filled with ice for an hour and 12 minutes Saturday.Hof said he survives by controlling his body temperature through tantric meditation. Tantra is an Eastern tradition of ritual and meditation said to bring followers closer to their chosen deities.Hof set the world record for full body ice contact endurance in 2004, when he immersed himself in ice for an hour and eight minutes.Hof's feat kicked off BRAINWAVE, a five-month series of events in New York exploring how art, music, and meditation affect the brain. More About: News , Weird , Calls , Master
JOKE - American In Mexico
2008-01-27 02:43:00 There was this American tourist in Mexico , and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?" More About: Joke
WEIRD NEWS - Men On Motorcycle Steal Woman's Hair
2008-01-25 03:49:00 APRIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil?Two men on a motorcycle grabbed a woman as she walked to church, pulled out a machete and cut off the waist-length hair she had been growing for two decades, police in Brazil said Thursday.The woman, a homemaker whose name was not released, told police she was walking to church when she was assaulted late Tuesday, police officer Antonio Williams da Silva said by telephone from the northeastern city of Aracaju. Da Silva said the woman told authorities she hadn't cut her hair for 20 years."It must have been nearly a meter and half (more than four feet) long," da Silva said. The robbers cut the woman's hair above her shoulders, he said, apparently with the idea of selling it to be fashioned into a wig. "A hairpiece that size could cost you as much" as $550, da Silva said.The woman was not injured, but her assailants could be charged with battery if caught.Da Silva said it was the second recent case of hair robbery in Aracaju.Similar attacks have occurred in o... More About: News , Weird , Motorcycle , Hair , Steal
WEIRD NEWS - Bracelet Found In Chicken After 25 Years
2008-01-24 14:53:00 APFAIRMONT, Minn. (Nov. 29) -- More than two decades after Aaron Giles lost his identity bracelet, he's finding how it was discovered tough to swallow. A meat cutter at Olson Locker in Fairmont came across the shiny object in a chicken gizzard and saw a name, address and phone number engraved on it.I've heard of livestock swallowing unusual objects, but this situation stands out," Mark Olson, who owns the meat locker, told the Sentinel of Fairmont.Giles had lived in Fairmont as a child and played hide-and-seek and other games with his brothers in their grandfather's barn near Sherburn."I would spend most of my time out at his farm, and that's the only place I can think of that I would have lost it," Giles said about his bracelet on Thursday. The 31-year-old said he thinks the bracelet was lost when he was 4 or 5.The barn was dismantled a few years ago, and Giles thinks his bracelet was imbedded in materials used to construct another barn in Elmore, about 45 miles away.The bracel... More About: News , Weird , Chicken , Bracelet , Years
FLASH MOVIE - The Credit Card
2008-01-23 19:10:00 Funny Videos More About: Movie , Flash , Card , Credit , Credit Card
JOKE - Culture Shock
2008-01-18 17:18:00 Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend. "What part did you get?" More About: Jokes , Culture , Joke , Shock
JOKE - Baby Talk
2008-01-18 17:09:00 Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No," said his mom, "Of course not."Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!" More About: Jokes , Baby , Joke , Talk , Baby Talk
JOKE - Eighteen Double Vodkas
2007-08-06 07:43:00 A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!" More About: Jokes , Joke , Double , Eight , Vodka
JOKE - A Stolen Credit Card
2007-07-23 17:21:00 A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. More About: Jokes , Card , Credit , Joke , Stolen
JOKE - The Bum On A Street
2007-07-23 17:07:00 A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?" More About: Jokes , Joke , Street
JOKE - Viagra Cut Into Four
2007-07-21 14:23:00 An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra .The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?"The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through sex."The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes. More About: Joke , Agra
JOKE - You Should Learn To Be More Polite
2007-07-20 14:16:00 One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?" More About: Jokes , Joke , Learn , Poli
JOKE - Spell L-O-V-E
2007-07-18 15:03:00 A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away. God told the man to give everyone a test before letting them into heaven. God leaves and a man comes floating up and says, ''Please let me in to heaven.''The other man says, ''I have to give you a test first.''The man coming into heaven says, ''Oh jeez I'm not too good at tests!''The other man says, ''Spell LOVE'' The man spells it, and he is let into heaven.Then a woman comes floating up and says, ''Please let me into heaven,'' and the man replies, ''Only if you pass this test.''The woman says, ''Oh no, I'm not very good at tests.''The man says, ''Your test is to spell LOVE.''She spells it correctly, and is let into heaven.The next person that comes floating up is the man's wife. She says, ''OK honey, let me in to heaven.''The man says, ''I have to give everyone a test before I let them in to heaven.''She says, ''OK, make it an ... More About: Jokes , Joke , L-O-V-E
VIDEO - The Invisible Jump Rope
2007-07-18 07:49:00 The Invisible Jump Rope - Watch more free videos More About: Video , Videos , Visible
JOKE - Culture Shock
2007-07-17 19:14:00 Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend."What part did you get?" More About: Jokes , Culture , Joke , Shock
JOKE - Lessons In Corporate Finance
2007-07-17 18:59:00 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings."I'll get it," the wife says, quickly wrapping herself up in a towel and running downstairs.When she opens the door she finds Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $750 to drop that towel you have on."After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds of rapt appreciation, Bob hands her $750 and leaves. Confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she returns to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?""It was Bob from next door," she replies."Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $750 I lent him last night?" More About: Jokes , Finance , Joke , Corporate , Lessons
JOKE - The Family Of Tomatoes
2007-07-16 10:50:00 A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!" More About: Jokes , Family , Joke , The Family , Tomatoes
GAME - Pacman
2007-07-16 10:32:00 Some Awesome Scripts and Codes For Your BlogPacman Game At Free Blog Games
JOKE - Holding The Baby
2007-07-15 14:38:00 A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong."The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.""You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.""That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey. More About: Jokes , Baby , Joke , Holding , Hold
JOKE - Child Sent To Bed
2007-07-15 14:29:00 A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later]"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty.Can you bring me a drink of water?""No. You had your chance. Lights out."[Five minutes later]"Da-aaaad...""WHAT?""I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??""I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"[Five minutes later]"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...""WHAT??!!""When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?" More About: Jokes , Joke , Child
JOKE - Lawyer Fish
2007-07-11 17:34:00 Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish. More About: Jokes , Lawyer , Joke , Fish
GAME - Kick Bush's Ass
2007-07-11 09:26:00 Create your game | Share | Play games | Pictogame More About: Games , Game , Kick
JOKE - Top Ten Caddy Comments
2007-07-10 17:15:00 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."Caddy : "Think you can keep your head down that long?"Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."Golfer: "How do you like my game?"Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."Golfer: "That can... More About: Jokes , Joke , Comments , Comm |
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