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The Illegal Immigration Solution
2006-11-11 14:12:02 A lot of people in this country — especially the ones that live near borders — have a problem with illegal immigrants. I can’t say that I like the idea of giving them free medical care when I have to pay thousands for health insurance, but I wonder how much oranges would cost if we had to pay Americans to pick them. Here’s a video explaining one solution to the problem. Do you have an opinion about illegal immigration? Leave a comment or email me at hammeruncut.com or call my message line at 407-745-1840. More About: Illegal Immigration , Immigration , Legal , Illegal , Solution
What?s Wrong with Sexy Halloween Costumes?
2006-11-11 14:12:02 I was watching The O’Reilly Factor last night — don’t ask me why — and Bill was slamming Target for selling sexy Halloween costumes to children. He said it was highly inappropriate for young girls of 8 to 9 years of age to be wearing sexy costumes. I agree with his general statement, but here are two things that were driving me nuts while I was listening to him ‘bloviate’ about the issue. One: The women in the photos on the packages appeared to be at least 18 and the costumes were obviously intended to be worn by adults or older teens. Two: His supposition was that by wearing sexy costumes young girls are making themselves even more attractive to sexual predators. Bill, you’re wrong. Pedophiles like young girls, not mature women, so if you take an 8 year old girl and make her look like a sexy grownup woman, she is no longer attractive to him on the sick and twisted level he’s interested in. Why do you think porn sites take 18 year olds... More About: Costume , With , What , Cost , Hat
Rebates Are a Scam
2006-11-11 14:12:02 I recently purchased a Sirius radio at Radio Shack. Sirius was offering a rebate, so I filled out the form properly and mailed in the appropriate copies of the receipt and the UPC code from the box as it was clearly stated to do on the instructions. Well, today I got a postcard from Sirius telling me that they couldn’t send me my rebate check because I’d failed to include the original UPC code. I have a copy of the instructions and it clearly states that I can send in a copy. When you buy a camera, television or anything from a store and there is a rebate so they can claim the item is being sold for $50 less than the retail price, why don’t they just give you the discount at the register? The answer. Because rebates are a scam. They are counting on the fact that most of us will forget to send in the rebate in the first place, or if we do remember, we’ll fail to follow the intructions and they won’t actually be selling us the product at a discount and wi... More About: Rebates , Scam , Reba , Rebate
Hammer Uncut is a Blog Too
2006-11-11 14:12:02 When I first put this website up my plan was to just add links to each of the shows, but upon reflection, the idea of manually updating the html for multiple pages just didn’t make sense. The good thing about making this website a blog is that I can add an entry for every show with a description and links to the things I talked about during the show, plus it gives me a place to post things in between shows. Right now I’m working on writing my bio for the About Hammer page and I’m going to be adding a photos page where I can post pics and vids. More About: Blog , Uncut , Fakta , Doof
Hammer Is On The Air
2006-11-11 14:12:02 Well, I’ve been working long and hard on this project and finally got the new show ready to go. I wanted to come out of the gate as professional as possible so spent a lot of time researching and buying equipment for the new studio. Jack Josey over at Audio Bag did a kick ass intro and outro for me. I had done an interview with Jim Manley from the beleagured Cash Titans while I was at the Internext convention in Miami in August, but unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control, the results were not good. I recently redid the interview with Jim over the phone. More About: On The Air , Hammer , The A
Now Where Did I Put That?
2006-11-11 14:12:02 John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was minding his own business jerking off near a nature path last week, when he was rudely interrupted by some cops who then arrested him for indecent exposure. When the officers asked if he was carrying anything they should know about (even though he was completely nude), he admitted that he had a ‘tool’ and not the one he’d just been yanking on. Now, ask yourself where a completely naked man would carry a ‘tool’ and never mind the fact that he was masturbating in a public area and had taken all of his clothes off. I can only think of three possible places, but since we’re talking about a tool here, we can rule out the nostrils and the mouth — and since my mother taught me never to stick anything in my ears smaller than my elbow, I’m not considering the ears — which leaves only one logical place. Now that you know where he put it, I’m sure you’re wondering what the hell kind of tool a gu... More About: Hat , Here , That , Where
Show #1 10-09-06
More articles from this author:2006-11-11 14:12:02 Show #1 direct link Download audio file (hammeruncut-001-10-09-06.mp3) Welcome to the very first episode of Hammer Uncut. I’ve been working hard getting the studio set up, looking for some cool bands and stuff, but the first one is finally in the can…. well, in your ear. » Interview with Jim Manley from Cash Titans, the company that was recently busted for racketeering in Florida. » Now That’s Fucked Up News » Music from the Amphibians » Anthem from FCCFU.com » Carlos Mencia says “Fuck You”. More About: Show 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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