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The Ultimate Exercise in Futility
2008-04-27 15:44:00 Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spent millions of dollars of their own and other people’s money and in the end it will all become a futile waste of time and money because neither of them will defeat John McCain in the election. Related PostsDoes Acetone Increase Fuel... More About: Exercise , Ultimate
Moblogging: Is it the future of blogging?
2008-04-18 18:02:00 This post is an experiment of sorts. It is being written and posted directly from my new Samsung i760 with a slide out qwerty keyboard. (The thought of writing anything more than short text messages on the tiny keys of a Blackberry or worse yet by using the numeric keypad on a cell phone... More About: Future , Blogging , The Future , Moblogging
Photo of Obama Shooting Himself in the Foot. Ouch!
2007-10-31 17:10:00 What more needs to be said? Related PostsBarack Obama Not BlackFoot Fetish Dream Come TruePractically Impractical Invention Keeps Baby Safe While Mommy Goes Potty Share This More About: Photo , Shooting , Ouch
Please Stand for Our Anthem
2007-10-26 18:13:00 I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been tied up with other projects, but I thought all you titty lovers out there would appreciate this one. Related PostsShow #1 10-09-06I’m the Real Father of Anna Nicole’s BabyIt’s a Demolition, Man Share This More About: Stand
Rapist Caught Because of Bad Breath
2007-09-26 15:38:00 When police officers question the victim of a rape, one of the first things they ask is if the woman can identify her attacker. Occasionally the victim knows the rapist which helps speed up the process but in most cases the cops have to work with a description. Cop: What did the man look... More About: Breath , Caught , Bad breath
A New Way for Morons to Pay Less Attention to Their Driving
2007-09-21 17:59:00 I’ll admit that I use my cell phone while I’m driving and I realize that at times I’m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they’re... More About: Driving , Morons , Attention
Just For Men Hair Color’s New Spokesman; Osama bin Laden
2007-09-11 23:11:00 Combe Incorporated, manufacturer of Just For Men hair color, has just announced the signing of Osama bin Laden as the company’s newest spokesman. As you can see in the newly released video below, bin Laden’s usually shaggy beard is not only neatly trimmed, but has gone from mostly grey... More About: Osama Bin Laden , Hair , Bin Laden
How to Buy a 14-Year Old Bride
2007-09-06 23:56:00 Are you the parents of a teenage girl that gives you constant attitude, stays out late, hangs around with the wrong crowd, drinks or does drugs, and has basically driven you to your wits end? Then have I got the solution for you. Not only can you legally move her out of the house — ... More About: Bride , Year
Miss Teen South Carolina Give Blondes Bad Name… Again
2007-08-28 18:50:00 I’m on a YouTube roll today, but here’s Miss Teen South Carolina answering a geography question in the Miss Teen USA competition. Her parents must be so proud. Related PostsMiss USA to Appear in PlayboyHomework Was Never Quite Like ThisDating Site for Conservatives Gays Share This More About: Blondes , South Carolina
Most Amazing Comeback Outcome in Football History
2007-08-28 16:11:00 On a cool evening in November of 1994, two high school football teams clashed in one of the most exciting games ever played. With 2:42 left in the game and down by 24 points to John Tyler, fans on the Plano East side of the field had given up hope. After all, how could their ... More About: History , Football , Amazing , Comeback
Hillary Clinton; Ball Busting Nut Job… errr, I Mean Nutcracker
2007-08-26 17:59:00 Whether you’re a fan of Hillary Clinton and think she’ll make a great president or you believe she’s a lying, scheming control freak that is dragging her husband back into the White House, you’ll get a kick out of having her crack your nuts. Made from plastic and stainless... More About: Ball , Errr
Ventibate Adds Audio and Video Venting
2007-08-20 19:29:00 Sometimes you’ve just got to get things off your chest before someone gets hurt and that’s what Ventibate.com is for. Now, in addition to text venting, we’ve added audio and video options for those of you that are just a little too angry to get it all out with your... More About: Video , Audio
Kevin Smith’s (Silent Bob) Not So Silent Response to a Fan
2007-08-18 18:28:00 Kevin Smith is a very talented man, and probably best known as Silent Bob in the hilarious movie Clerks, which he also wrote. He is an actor, screen writer, comic book writer and was co-executive producer for the movie Good Will Hunting. Now sit back and enjoy his classy and soon to be classic... More About: Kevin , Response
Do the Rich and Famous Deserve Special Treatment?
2007-05-10 03:50:00 I got into a debate with some folks on a message board today, discussing an article one of them had written about Paris Hilton and her current trials and tribulations. In a nutshell, the writer said that she hates Paris for being beautiful, rich, and famous — especially because she’s... More About: Rich , Treatment , Famous , Special , Treat
Paris Hilton Dries Out in Brazil While Attorneys File Appeal
2007-05-08 15:32:00 Paris Hilton ’s attorneys have filed notice with the court to appeal the 45-day sentence she was given for violating the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case. Hilton told reporters, “I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I... More About: Paris Hilton , Brazil , File , Paris
Muslim Mickey Mouse Teaches Terrorists
2007-05-08 03:21:00 Palestinian extremists have kidnapped Mickey Mouse and are forcing him to teach their children to become terrorists. mickey mouse, palestinian, terroristsmickey mouse, palestinian, terroristsShare This More About: Muslim , Terrorists , Terrorist , Error
Some People Haven’t Got the Stomach for Heroin Smuggling
2007-05-07 21:31:00 Here’s a tip for all you drug mules out there. If you suffer from motion sickness on planes, don’t carry the drugs in baggies that you’ve swallowed. Puking up a plastic bag filled with white powder on a plane tends to look a bit suspicious and really is difficult to... More About: People , Stomach , Have , Hero , Smuggling
Google Knows What You’re Thinking… They Think
2007-05-06 02:24:00 The latest step in Google ’s never-ending quest to make finding things on the Internet easier and the results more accurate, is called Google Suggest. Start typing your search and as you type, Google Suggest guesses what you’re typing and offers suggestions in real time. Wow, you say,... More About: Think , King , Know , Thinking
800HP Jeep Races Snowmobile… Across a Lake
2007-05-04 14:34:00 The British show, Top Gear, produces some amazing videos, like the Bugatti Veryon 253 mph top speed run I posted a couple of months ago. Here’s yet another awesome and hard to believe feat of automotive… ummm… boating? Share This More About: Jeep , Across , Races , Mobi , Ross
Comcast Tests Porn on Disney Channel; Reactions are Mixed
2007-05-03 16:48:00 Comcast customers in New Jersey were treated to a brief showing of porn while watching the Disney Channel Tuesday morning around 9:30. Comcast was apparently testing some new programming the way that McDonald’s tests new items before adding them to the menu, like the McRib sandwich. A... More About: Comcast , Test , T Test
Countdown to Mysterious Death of DC Madam; Predict When and Win an iPod
2007-05-02 15:51:00 Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the woman known as the DC Madam , has provided a partial list of her clients to ABC News. So far, she has also revealed the names of two of the over 10,000 names that are on that list, prompting Randall Tobias, director of foreign aid programs at the State Department, to ... More About: Ipod , Death , Mysterious , Down
Hillary Clinton Explains The Long and Short of It
2007-05-01 23:26:00 Following a recent campaign speech, a reporter asked Hill ary Clinton what she thought Barack Obama’s best and worst qualities were. She replied that his worst quality was that he wasn’t black enough and would have a hard time getting the African American vote, and after reflecting for a... More About: Long
Funeral for the ‘N’ Word… and Lots of Other ‘Letter’ Words
2007-04-30 21:55:00 Reverend Wendell Anthony, president of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, says the civil rights group will conduct a mock funeral for the ‘N’ word during their national convention in July. “We are committed to ending hate — word and talk,”... More About: Words , Funeral
Titty Bear Relieves Seat Belt Discomfort
2007-03-09 18:09:01 Personally, I don’t find car shoulder belts uncomfortable or distracting when I’m driving, but I can see how they might be for women, especially women with large breasts. Several companies market shoulder belt pads, but if you want something a little less utilitarian looking, you might like this one. THP Sales is marketing a product called Titty Bear for women that find the shoulder strap of their seat belt causes discomfort when it pushes on their large breasts. If you’d like to order a Titty Bear for yourself or your large breasted wife or girlfriend, you can call the toll-free number in the infommercial, or click here to order from their website. Sorry, my bad, I was distracted by the titties and didn’t pay close attention to the name of the product when I first watched this video. I thought they were saying Titty Bear, but it’s actually Tiddy Bear and you don’t need large tiddys to use one. More About: Seat , Belt , Disco , Fort , Disc
Smoking is Hazardous to Your Health
2007-03-09 06:08:01 This is rather bizarre anti-smoking commercial, but I bet whether you smoke or not, you’ll think twice before you walk out onto a balcony any time soon. More About: Health , Haz , Your , Smoking , King
Signs of the Times
2007-03-09 00:07:01 This is a crazy world we live in. Just look at the signs. It’s true, but at least they’re being honest. I understand they named the pitcher’s mound, ‘Boot Hill’. If I had a nickle for every asshole… When will people learn to wear condoms? More About: Time , Signs , Sign , Times , The Times
Man?s Electric Bill is Just Pennies
2007-03-09 00:07:01 An Illinois man is fed up with high electric rates, which he says jumped nearly 200% in one month. To show his displeasure, he’s going to pay his bill in pennies. 52,662 of them. Robert Hancock made arrangements with a local bank to get the coins and mail the money for him, but the postage is going to be a bit steep. In order to make a point, he’s going to spend $50 in postage costs to mail his $526.62 electric bill. I wonder how happy his neighbors will be when their bills go up again next month because the power company passed on the cost of dealing with over 300 pounds of pennies. Source: Associated Press More About: Just , Electric , Penn , Bill
Eat Mor Indian Chikin
2007-03-08 12:06:01 The award-winning “Eat Mor Chikin” marketing campaign used by fast food chicken chain Chick-fil-A has been extremely successful since 1995, but in a bizarre twist, apparently one of their bovine models took the slogan a bit too seriously. When 48 chickens disappeared over a one-month period in the remote village of West Bengal, India , everyone blamed it on the local dogs. However, when Ajit Ghosh, the owner of the missing chickens, staked out the cow shed — which also serves as the chicken coop — he discovered that his sacred cow was actually the one devouring the chickens alive. Ajit’s brother, Gour Ghosh said, “Instead of the dogs, we watched in horror as the calf, whom we had fondly named Lal, sneak to the coop and grab the little ones with the precision of a jungle cat,” Gour Ghosh, brother, said. According to the district’s veterinarian, the strange behavior is possible in some cases and he believes a lack of vital minerals drove... More About: Indian , Dian
Super New Self-Help Technique
2007-03-07 00:04:02 Staff Sergeant Edmundo Estrada has come up with an unusual way to beat depression and improve self confidence. A soldier recently told Estrada that he was feeling depressed, so the Staff Sergeant suggested a technique that he had used to help other soldiers with excellent results. The technique involves dressing up in a Super man costume and letting Sergeant Estrada perform sexual acts on your little man of steel. Unfortunately the technique didn’t work in this soldier’s case, so he complained to superiors and Sergeant Estrada has been charged with indecent assault. He is scheduled to appear in a military court in April, but remains on active duty. There’s just no pleasing some people and stories like this make me wonder if it’s really worth trying to help anyone these days. Source: Associated Press edmundo, sexual acts, soldier, staff sergeant, superman costumeedmundo, sexual acts, soldier, staff sergeant, superman costume More About: Tech , Technique , Self , Help
$1.8 Million Bugatti Veyron Wrecked
More articles from this author:2007-03-07 00:04:02 Just last week I posted a video of the Bugatti Veyron supercar in action, actually taken to it’s top speed of 253 mph by the guys from Top Gear. Today I bring you the sad news of the very first known Veyron accident. Considering they cost in excess of $1.5 million, you really don’t want to wreck one, but this guy did. The accident occurred near Surrey in the UK and the driver was reportedly doing approximately 100 mph on a 40 mph stretch of road. The driver of the car was not the owner, but had rented it for nearly $40,000 a day. The owner reported that he had paid $1.8 million for the car, which is more than the list price. It’s not yet known if the car can be repaired, but a Bugatti spokesman said, ?If it can be repaired, it will be quickly and efficiently. The owner will be looking at a substantial bill.? No shit! Source: The Sun. Photographs courtesy LaurieGriffiths.com. accident, bugatti veyron, crash, wreckedaccident, bugatti veyron, crash, wrecked More About: Lion , Bugatti Veyron , Million 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
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