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Twitter and TwitPic Make a Great Combination
2008-09-22 02:17:00 Guest post by Hugh Briss from Ventibate.com I started using Twitter a few months ago and to be honest, at first I didn’t see the point. I could see the potential for friends to use it to let each other know what they were doing but personally I wasn’t interested in reading about what my friends ... More About: Great , Make , Combination
Twitter and TwitPic Make a Great Combination
2008-09-22 02:17:00 Guest post by Hugh Briss from Ventibate.com I started using Twitter a few months ago and to be honest, at first I didn’t see the point. I could see the potential for friends to use it to let each other know what they were doing but personally I wasn’t interested in reading about what my friends ... More About: Great , Make , Combination
Hammer for President in ?08
2008-07-24 22:12:00 A vote for Hammer is a vote for… well, actually it’s a wasted vote but hey, if some little old lady is willing to get it tattooed on her back, I wouldn’t want to disappoint her, would you? Related PostsHammer on Larry King Live and MTVHammer Uncut Wins Major AwardHammer Uncut is a Blog Too Share This More About: President
Hammer for President in ?08
2008-07-24 22:12:00 A vote for Hammer is a vote for… well, actually it’s a wasted vote but hey, if some little old lady is willing to get it tattooed on her back, I wouldn’t want to disappoint her, would you? Related PostsHammer on Larry King Live and MTVHammer Uncut Wins Major AwardHammer Uncut is a Blog Too Share This More About: President
Jews for Jesus; Isn?t that an Oxymoron?
2008-06-16 20:40:00 I may have stumbled onto the most confused religious group on the planet and considering how confused Christians are that’s saying a lot, but yes gentle reader, I have found a group that is even more confused than the Christians. They call themselves Jews for Jesus . What the…? Without going into a long theological discussion of ... More About: Oxymoron
Jews for Jesus; Isn?t that an Oxymoron?
2008-06-16 20:40:00 I may have stumbled onto the most confused religious group on the planet and considering how confused Christians are that’s saying a lot, but yes gentle reader, I have found a group that is even more confused than the Christians. They call themselves Jews for Jesus . What the…? Without going into a long theological discussion of ... More About: Oxymoron
God Takes Erica Campbell From Us
2008-05-29 19:51:00 About a year ago I wrote about porn star Crissy Moran finding God and begging her members to cancel their memberships and just last week Raven Riley announced her retirement from the porn business. Now, in another tragic blow for the dark side, Erica Campbell has been lured away. The good news is that there ...
God Takes Erica Campbell From Us
2008-05-29 19:51:00 About a year ago I wrote about porn star Crissy Moran finding God and begging her members to cancel their memberships and just last week Raven Riley announced her retirement from the porn business. Now, in another tragic blow for the dark side, Erica Campbell has been lured away. The good news is that there ...
Will Gas Prices Ever Stop Going Up?
2008-05-22 16:27:00 The latest news is that the U.S. is thinking about suing OPEC because they suspect price fixing. Are they just now figuring out that OPEC has been raping us for years and we’ve all just bent over and taken it or is it that they realize things have gotten out of control? It’s getting to ... More About: Gas Prices , Stop , Prices
Will Gas Prices Ever Stop Going Up?
2008-05-22 16:27:00 The latest news is that the U.S. is thinking about suing OPEC because they suspect price fixing. Are they just now figuring out that OPEC has been raping us for years and we’ve all just bent over and taken it or is it that they realize things have gotten out of control? It’s getting to ... More About: Gas Prices , Stop , Prices
My Prediction Comes True; Mysterious Suicide of D.C. Madam
2008-05-02 15:10:00 Almost exactly one year ago I wrote an article about the arrest of the D.C. Madam and made the following prediction which came true yesterday: “I predict that the D.C. Madam will die of mysterious causes some time this year and the rest of the list will disappear, if she doesn?t enter the witness protection ... More About: Suicide , Mysterious , True
My Prediction Comes True; Mysterious Suicide of D.C. Madam
2008-05-02 15:10:00 Almost exactly one year ago I wrote an article about the arrest of the D.C. Madam and made the following prediction which came true yesterday: “I predict that the D.C. Madam will die of mysterious causes some time this year and the rest of the list will disappear, if she doesn?t enter the witness protection ... More About: Suicide , Mysterious , True
The Ultimate Exercise in Futility
2008-04-27 15:44:00 Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spent millions of dollars of their own and other people’s money and in the end it will all become a futile waste of time and money because neither of them will defeat John McCain in the election. Related PostsDoes Acetone Increase Fuel Mileage? Share This More About: Exercise , Ultimate
The Ultimate Exercise in Futility
2008-04-27 15:44:00 Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spent millions of dollars of their own and other people’s money and in the end it will all become a futile waste of time and money because neither of them will defeat John McCain in the election. Related PostsDoes Acetone Increase Fuel... More About: Exercise , Ultimate
Moblogging: Is it the future of blogging?
2008-04-18 18:02:00 This post is an experiment of sorts. It is being written and posted directly from my new Samsung i760 with a slide out qwerty keyboard. (The thought of writing anything more than short text messages on the tiny keys of a Blackberry or worse yet by using the numeric keypad on a cell phone... More About: Future , Blogging , The Future , Moblogging
Moblogging: Is it the future of blogging?
2008-04-18 18:02:00 This post is an experiment of sorts. It is being written and posted directly from my new Samsung i760 with a slide out qwerty keyboard. (The thought of writing anything more than short text messages on the tiny keys of a Blackberry or worse yet by using the numeric keypad on a cell phone doesn’t ... More About: Future , Blogging , The Future , Moblogging
Photo of Obama Shooting Himself in the Foot. Ouch!
2007-10-31 17:10:00 What more needs to be said? Related PostsBarack Obama Not BlackFoot Fetish Dream Come TruePractically Impractical Invention Keeps Baby Safe While Mommy Goes Potty Share This More About: Photo , Shooting , Ouch
Photo of Obama Shooting Himself in the Foot. Ouch!
2007-10-31 17:10:00 What more needs to be said? Related PostsBarack Obama Not BlackFoot Fetish Dream Come TruePractically Impractical Invention Keeps Baby Safe While Mommy Goes Potty Share This More About: Photo , Shooting , Ouch
Please Stand for Our Anthem
2007-10-26 18:13:00 I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been tied up with other projects, but I thought all you titty lovers out there would appreciate this one. Related PostsShow #1 10-09-06I’m the Real Father of Anna Nicole’s BabyIt’s a Demolition, Man Share This More About: Stand
Rapist Caught Because of Bad Breath
2007-09-26 15:38:00 When police officers question the victim of a rape, one of the first things they ask is if the woman can identify her attacker. Occasionally the victim knows the rapist which helps speed up the process but in most cases the cops have to work with a description. Cop: What did the man look... More About: Breath , Caught , Bad breath
Rapist Caught Because of Bad Breath
2007-09-26 15:38:00 When police officers question the victim of a rape, one of the first things they ask is if the woman can identify her attacker. Occasionally the victim knows the rapist which helps speed up the process but in most cases the cops have to work with a description. Cop: What did the man look like? Victim: I ... More About: Breath , Caught , Bad breath
A New Way for Morons to Pay Less Attention to Their Driving
2007-09-21 17:59:00 I’ll admit that I use my cell phone while I’m driving and I realize that at times I’m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they’re ... More About: Driving , Morons , Attention
A New Way for Morons to Pay Less Attention to Their Driving
2007-09-21 17:59:00 I’ll admit that I use my cell phone while I’m driving and I realize that at times I’m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they’re... More About: Driving , Morons , Attention
Just For Men Hair Color’s New Spokesman; Osama bin Laden
2007-09-11 23:11:00 Combe Incorporated, manufacturer of Just For Men hair color, has just announced the signing of Osama bin Laden as the company’s newest spokesman. As you can see in the newly released video below, bin Laden’s usually shaggy beard is not only neatly trimmed, but has gone from mostly grey... More About: Osama Bin Laden , Hair , Bin Laden
How to Buy a 14-Year Old Bride
2007-09-06 23:56:00 Are you the parents of a teenage girl that gives you constant attitude, stays out late, hangs around with the wrong crowd, drinks or does drugs, and has basically driven you to your wits end? Then have I got the solution for you. Not only can you legally move her out of the house — ... More About: Bride , Year
Miss Teen South Carolina Give Blondes Bad Name… Again
2007-08-28 18:50:00 I’m on a YouTube roll today, but here’s Miss Teen South Carolina answering a geography question in the Miss Teen USA competition. Her parents must be so proud. Related PostsMiss USA to Appear in PlayboyHomework Was Never Quite Like ThisDating Site for Conservatives Gays Share This More About: Blondes , South Carolina
Most Amazing Comeback Outcome in Football History
2007-08-28 16:11:00 On a cool evening in November of 1994, two high school football teams clashed in one of the most exciting games ever played. With 2:42 left in the game and down by 24 points to John Tyler, fans on the Plano East side of the field had given up hope. After all, how could their ... More About: History , Football , Amazing , Comeback
Hillary Clinton; Ball Busting Nut Job… errr, I Mean Nutcracker
2007-08-26 17:59:00 Whether you’re a fan of Hillary Clinton and think she’ll make a great president or you believe she’s a lying, scheming control freak that is dragging her husband back into the White House, you’ll get a kick out of having her crack your nuts. Made from plastic and stainless... More About: Ball , Errr
Ventibate Adds Audio and Video Venting
2007-08-20 19:29:00 Sometimes you’ve just got to get things off your chest before someone gets hurt and that’s what Ventibate.com is for. Now, in addition to text venting, we’ve added audio and video options for those of you that are just a little too angry to get it all out with your... More About: Video , Audio
Kevin Smith’s (Silent Bob) Not So Silent Response to a Fan
More articles from this author:2007-08-18 18:28:00 Kevin Smith is a very talented man, and probably best known as Silent Bob in the hilarious movie Clerks, which he also wrote. He is an actor, screen writer, comic book writer and was co-executive producer for the movie Good Will Hunting. Now sit back and enjoy his classy and soon to be classic... More About: Kevin , Response 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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