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Wild Bill is the host of The Passionate America Show on Wide Awakes Radio and a damn fine Blogger, lol!

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Daily Happiness Fact #34 - by Wild Bill
2007-09-01 19:53:00
Both of my sons left to go camping with my brother this weekend. For the first time in 3 years I have not had to tell anyone in the house to be quite, stop writing on the walls, cleanup that drink you spilled, or “close the door!” I am planning to goto a store and just look around without hearing, “I’m bored, can we goto McDonald’s, he won’t stop touching me!” So this is the sound of silence, silence makes me happy.
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The Comment Graveyard - where dumb comments go to DIE!
2007-09-01 01:11:00
A raving moonbat anti-American Christian hating atheist wrote a post yesterday about my post, God Sends in the Marines - Monday Morning HUMOR. His post made it to the front page of Reddit.com. Of course Reddit.com is a raging pit of moonbat idiocy so it did not surprise me when the negative troll comments start showing up on that post like crazies at a Kos convention. Now that I am trying to be a happier person and have decided to delete negative troll comments here at Passionate America, I found myself spending way to much time deleting the never ending stream of retarded hate filled comments. It was really a shame to delete some of the stupider comments that made me chuckle a bit, so I came up with and idea on how to keep the comments while at the same time preventing them from stinking up the happy mood of this blog. Introducing The Comment Graveyard - where dumb comments go to DIE! Instead of completely removing these gems of ignorance from the nether regions of the net, I have ...
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Friday Fun - Flight of the Conchords - The Rhymenoceros and the Hiphopopota
2007-08-31 14:41:00
A lit-o-bit of Friday fun commin atcha! Its the Flight of the Conchords with their rapper names, the Rhymenoceros and the Hiphopopotamus. Enjoy! The Rhymenoceros and the Hiphopopotamus (video) Here is the link to the video for feed subscribers, Flight of the Conchords - The Rhymenoceros and the Hiphopopotamus (video) Want more Friday Fun? Here you go, Flight of the Conchords - Business Time (video)
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Camp Fire USA CC Riders Kids Protest Pictures
2007-08-31 03:53:00
We stood outside the gates at the reception for new Camp Fire USA Heart of Oklahoma Council Executive Director Kim Kamp Leslie. The kids held up signs and waved at the passing cars and the cars entering the reception. To find out more about why we were protesting checkout this post, Camp Fire USA Heart of Oklahoma Council Gives CC Riders 11 Days To Raise $71,844.33 Or They Will Sell Horses. Here are some of the pictures. click to enlarge click to enlarge click to enlarge Many people waved back and several cars stopped and asked what we were protesting about so we told them. I hope the Council got our message.
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Camp Fire USA Heart of Oklahoma Council Gives CC Riders 11 Days To Raise $7
2007-08-30 22:03:00
**Passionate America Exclusive** ***updates at the bottom In March of 2007 I posted 3 stories about the troubles with Camp Fire USA and their Heart of Oklahoma Council . This was such a big story here in Oklahoma that the local media attended the meeting and The Oklahoman ran a front page story about Camp Fire. Camp Fire USA?s Heart of Oklahoma Council Exploiting Children? Major Media To Attend Camp Fire USA?s Heart of Oklahoma Council Meeting Camp Fire Kids Protest Camp Cimarron?s Closing Now the Executive Committee of the Camp Fire USA Heart of Oklahoma Council is sending letters to the instructors of the CC Riders (Camp Cimarron’s horse riding group) expecting them to pay $71,844.43 by September 4th, 2007 (5 days from now) or they recommend that the horses be sold by September 15th. I attended the last HOC board meeting where the board voted to continue down the CC Riders program. The vote was 9 for keeping the program to 6 against. On August 7, 2007 the Executive Board Of...
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Help Wild Bill Get To The Gathering Of Eagles 3
2007-08-29 01:37:00
* This will remain on top until I raise $70 or September 15th (which ever comes first.) So far me and Justin have raised $150 to help get me to the Gathering Of Eagles 3, September 15th in Washington D.C. Thanks to everyone who has donated, however this still leaves me at least $70 short of what I will need to buy the plane ticket and be able to eat while I am there. Justin has already paid for the hotel so that is covered. I could really use your help in raising the remain $70. Please consider clicking on the donation button below and/or please link to this post at your blog. Thank you now back to your regularly scheduled blog posts.
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Good Advice - Women: Know your limits (video)
2007-08-29 00:29:00
My friend Dick Masterson from MenareBetterthanWomen .com supports this video and so do I. Bwahahahahahaha! Women: Know your limits (video) Here is the link to the video for feed subscribers Women: Know your limits (video)
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Do What Makes You Happy - 100-year-old woman, Winnie Langley, smokes 170,00
2007-08-28 21:54:00
I thought cigarettes caused cancer? You hear all the time about the dangers of smoking. The smoking horror stories have frightened some people to the point where if they see someone smoking they turn and run in terror from fear that second hand smoke will give them cancer instantly if they even get near a lit cigarette. Winnie Langley has been smoking since she was a 7-year-old and has just celebrated her 100th birthday. 100-year-old woman, smoking since she was 7-year-old, where’s the cancer? An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigarette from a candle on her birthday cake. Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old - and has got through five a day ever since. She has no intention of quitting, even after the nationwide ban forced tobacco-lovers outside. Speaking at her 100th birthday party Winnie said: “I have smoked ever since infant schoo...
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Daily Happiness Fact #33 - by El Presidente
2007-08-27 13:18:00
Plaid is happiness!
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God Sends in the Marines - Monday Morning HUMOR
2007-08-27 12:03:00
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Mari...
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Plaidiphillia - if its not plaid its CRAP!
2007-08-26 21:58:00
My crazy brother Big Mike (co-host of the Passionate America Show Podcast) has started a new blog, Plaid iphilia. Plaidiphilia is a blog about all things plaid and the love of plaid. If you love plaid or like to laugh at people that like plaid (blasphamy) then you will love this blog. He has just started this blog so there is not a lot there yet, but I’ll be helping him with it and we should have some plaidrific content up soon. I’ll be working on the design of the blog over the next week and pimp it out with some more plaidelicious plaid patterns. If you have a fetish for plaid you’ll feel right at home. Now if someone would just invent plaid Bacon™! Plaidiphillia - if its not plaid its CRAP! Update: I almost forgot. I did a virtual blog dissection of Plaidiphilia so you can get an idea of what the new site will look like when I get around to redesigning it. If you would like to get a virtual blog dissection I am giving away 5 for FREE! All you have to do is ...
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FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD? Cuba And Miami ?ablaze with rumors?
2007-08-25 04:31:00
The graphics department here at Passionate America has put together a conceptual photo of what Fidel Castro would look like if the rumors are true. If Fidel Castro Is Dead This Is What It Would Look Like! Castro Satan More links about the possible death of Castro Drudge Report has linked to this story about the possible death of the Cuba n Dictator Fidel Castro, “Cuba Foreign Minister Says Castro Health Rumors Untrue“ Babalu Blog has been on the phone all night trying to verify that the rumors of Castro’s trip to hell, BREAKING: FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD. If these rumors are true it is going to be one hell (pun intended) of a party in Miami over the next few weeks. Might be a good time to send about 10,000 troops to Cuba and claim our 51st state. Satan, Castro, and Che Guevara have been friends for a while, let’s hope they are now hanging out permanently in the deep south. Update: FIAR has Exclusive: Castro Interview. Bwahahahaha!
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How To Start Pursuing Your Happiness Today
2007-08-23 21:00:00
Make Time For Happiness - Series: Part 4 What makes you happy? Seems like an easy question, but when was the last time you honestly took the time to sit down by yourself and answer this question? If your answer is, “I guess I haven’t asked myself that question in a long time or ever,” then you are at the place I was about 3 months ago. Fortunately my time off was very productive emotionally, spiritually, and professionally and it only took me 2 weeks to discover the reasons why I was stopped at a green light. If you have struggled at times with lack of motivation and direction (like me) keep reading because I have discovered a solution that works for me and I am convinced that it will help you start pursuing your happiness today. Realization If you are a regular reader here at Passionate America you might have noticed my posting frequency has dropped in the last month. This has happened to me before, I get to a point in my life where I am angry and just have no ...
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Daily Happiness Fact #32 - by Big Mike
2007-08-23 18:50:00
Happiness is sharing a Partagas 1845 Black Label with your brother while watching 300 on the couch!
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Daily Happiness Fact #31 - by Wild Bill
2007-08-22 12:10:00
Happiness is not always being happy, but becoming happier quicker and with less effort.
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Daily Happiness Fact #30 - by Passionate Wife
2007-08-19 18:26:00
Writing my first blog post on Passionate America. Hi Im Bill’s wife
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Review - HP Multimedia Speakers with Subwoofer PP037AA
2007-08-18 20:51:00
If you are on a shoestring budget (like me) and you have been wanting to get a new set of speakers for your desktop or laptop computer HP has a deal for you. The HP Multimedia Speakers with Subwoofer (model#: PP037AA) is the perfect combination of price, value, and quality that you have been looking for. I went to my favorite Wal-Mart to get batteries for my wireless mouse and my 3 year old son asked if he could get a Hot Wheel (he is a Hot Wheel addict.) Our Wal-Mart has totally redesigned their store and the toy section is now right next to the electronics and computer section so while we were in the neighborhood picking up the Hot Wheel I decided to walk a few aisle over and checkout the computer speakers selection. I have been down the computer accessory aisle thousands of time and have become very familiar with the price of most of the computer accessories that I would love to buy. When I walked by the computer speaker section I noticed the HP Multimedia Speakers with Subwoofer...
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Daily Happiness Fact #29 - by Wild Bill
2007-08-18 19:14:00
You might have noticed a lack of posting here at Passionate America. In the past when this has happened you could caulk it up to me needing a small break or a problem I was dealing with in my personal life. Not this time. Behind the scenes here at Passionate America and at Passionate Blogger I have been so busy writing (I currently have 48 blog posts I have started and I am working to finish.) I have 3 more Passionate America Show Podcasts that have already been recorded that I will be posting over the next week (episode #104 will be posted tonight) and I am developing the all new Passionate Blogger Podcast. Even though it does not look like a lot of things are happening here at Passionate America, believe me behind the scenes there is so much happening you would think I have gone mad. Great things are coming down the road. I know this is a Daily Happiness Fact so I’m sure you are wondering where the happiness fact is. Here you go: Happiness is knowing that you have a plan a...
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New 4 U From the Mojo Crew.
2007-08-17 05:46:00
Stuck Mojo has completed their latest project with the creation of a video for the song “I’m American” from their recent album “Southern Born Killers“. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-t6tcBji 4 ( Bill, if you could change that link into an embedded video I’d appreciate it.)
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New 4 U From the Stuck Mojo Crew.
2007-08-17 05:46:00
Stuck Mojo has completed their latest project with the creation of a video for the song “I’m American” from their recent album “Southern Born Killers“. I’m American by Stuck Mojo Here is the link to the YouTube video for feed subscribers, I’m American by Stuck Mojo
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Passionate America Podcast #103
2007-08-16 17:22:00
Sick of online money making schemes, we are too! Wild Bill and Big Mike talk about how to make money online. Send us $49.95 and we’ll send you the system that helps you separate the crap systems from the really crap systems. We also mention Barry Bonds whoever that is. This is podertainment© at its best, which means podertainment© is not all that great. P.S. I did a Google search for podertainment and wouldn’t you know it some pickle looking bastard owns the domain name. That is why pickle people should have been crushed a long time ago.
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Boy Gets Forked (pictures)
2007-08-16 14:26:00
OUCH! This little boy seems to have a boo boo on his nose. I wonder how that happened? **warning not for the squeamish** I guess you can say, “Boy Gets Forked!” Thanks Chris for reminding me Flat Fatimah would be outraged by what we did to this poor boy!
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Daily Happiness Fact #28 - by Wild Bill
2007-08-16 14:24:00
If you are not happy slug yourself in the genitalia. This won’t make you happier, but you will realize you were happier before you hit yourself in the beans. Sorry about the lack of posting recently. Sometimes you need a metaphoric punch in the sack to get you going.
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Daily Happiness Fact #27 - by Wild Bill
2007-08-14 13:27:00
1st day of school for my 12 year-old! Although I wish I could home school him, it is time for some serious blogging to start again. I love my son and hope he has a great school year. Your Dad is proud of you!
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