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Cracking Software.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I cracked a version of MS Works 2001 today and I impressed my damn self. I needed to make a spreadsheet of how many times I went to the store and didn't buy something made by Amy's Organic Kitchen. I downloaded the software and then it asked me for a ... More About: Software , Cracking
NAACP Final Four 2007.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Here it is folks. March Madness in the form of the NAACP Fina l Four. Below is the downloadable PDF (Click the image) JPG Alternative here In the comment section, make your speculation of the tournament and especially who you think will win. Don't forget to put your email address because I will ... More About: Final Four
What i’m listening to lately.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Here are a few tracks i've been listening to lately. Anna Nicole - Yo dat's my baby (Larry Birkhead Remix) Alberto Gonzales - I didn't do nothin (Subpoena dub) Pacman Jones - No Football (At least not this year) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Letem go (British Sailors Re-work) Download em. They're all really good. More About: Listening
TV is real.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have proved today that TV is real. There is no diffence. How do I know? The actual food at KFC makes me want to shit my pants as much as the food pictured in the commercials do. Chew on that for an hour. More About: Real
Air Conditioning Standards.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 If you're courteous enough to run an Air Condi tioner in a 55 degree night in the fall, please make sure it doesnt smell like a 28 day old rotten turkey carcass with dog shit on it. Thanks. More About: Standards , Conditioning , Stand
MISHEN ACOMPLISHDT.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 This is what George W. Bush said some time ago which I can't remember. He flew from a spaceship onto a battleship and with his flambuoyant yellow vest (Think about flambuoyant for a second then proceed.) he said "MISHEN ACOMPLISHDT". This has drawn alot of contraversy from major news sources. All ...
Domains for Sale.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Every so often I use some domain tools which offer their crap and whatnot. Today I found this awesome one. Domains for Sale Domain Price BioPlagaRisM.com $750.00 $750 would ... More About: For Sale , Mains
Monitoring
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I love the fact that technology is rising with our needs as we need it. Especially our needs to monitor stuff that we need to.You know you can trust it. Technology doesn't lie or get drunk so it's more reliable than my own data. I can't wait to have a ... More About: Monitoring
If I had a time machine.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I was going thru some Nipsey Russell information on the internet. God bless the information age. I was intrigued because I saw him on The Match Game on the Game Show Network. I dunno. I like the show because it's fun to try and guess how many drinks they all ... More About: Machine , Time , Time Machine , Mach
Eviction Court.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Eviction Court is sweet. Don't let anyone tell you any different. Basically what happens is you get called to go into this place called court. Well, if you didn't know, court is a sweet place. They have tennis courts, a pool, gold foyers, humanity and not humanity. I went there ... More About: Eviction
I guess I like weed
0000-00-00 00:00:00 My friend sent me this mp3 of a voice mail from about 5 years ago. I guess I smoked weed alot. Mary Jane More About: Weed , Guess
New York City Moment.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 There is nothing better than eating at a 16'' square table with a complete stranger at a Subway. Not only can you actually hear the other person chew, but you can actually smell their breath. Tres fantastique. More About: New York , York , New York City , City , Moment
Funny moment.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I just had a real Funny Moment . My Mom doesn't have a blog and doesn't know what a blog is. Shes on MySpace but i'm not her friend. She can't figure out how to spell my name. That's right kids, i'm on Myspace now. It's http://www.myspace.com/noi'mnot It takes alot to say ...
Thrust Count.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Heres something that no one really ever knows about sex. Their thrust count. Most people know how long they have sex, but not how many times you thrusted. That's the focus of this post. If I was to guess, and this is up for interpretation, would be somewhere between 15 ... More About: Count , Rust
Amish Long Tail.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 So there was a shooting yesterday at an Amish School where he systematically shot all the girls in class. This is whats known as "The Long Tail " of School Shootings. I don't condone this. That guy was sick. Just observing. More About: Long tail
My ads rule. Click them.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Seriously, my ads rule. They're revolving and I dont have much control over them, but I still love them. I saw one the other day that was like.. HEY LOOKING FOR A BI-CURIOUS JEWISH ANDROID CAMEL JOCKEY? LOOK NO FURTHER! CLICK HERE! Then I pretty much laughed and looked at the next ... More About: Click , Rule
How I like my train rides.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Get me on. Get me there. Get me off. Get me off again. More About: Train , TRAI
NYC is Awesome.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 So today on my trek to work, something awesome happened. I got off the train and proceeded to walk through the rotary turnstyle. You know the ones with all the horizontal bars thats like a revolving door. Well I push on the thing pretty hard and I hear a loud ... More About: Awesome , Some
The New Killers Album (Sam’s Town)
0000-00-00 00:00:00 The new Killers album is great. My favorite two singles are as follows. "Hey let's suck" and "Turn this shit off". No really, the album is great. More About: Town , Album
Oh Yeah Come Over.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I seriously fucking thought that Santana's "Oye come ova" meant "Oh yea come over". I still don't know what it means, but I'm definately done singing in Spanish. More About: Yeah
Ol’ 3 Legger.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 There is almost nothing funnier than watching a 3 legged male dog try to balance on 2 legs to piss on something. Try and see it sometime.
Great Freedom.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Turns out that early on in the Sears catalog there used to be hypodermic needles for sale. What a great idea. The largest mail order catalog at that time gives every bumfuck farmer and crumbbum access to needles. They prolly took 40-46 Weeks to get though. I mean, judging by ... More About: Freedom , Great
Even More Great Freedom.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 America's best Country Music compilation "Three Crosses" now has slashed prices that you can only get on the TV. Made for TV offers they call them. That's right it's $9.99 on TV instead of $17.99. Glad I didn't buy it in the store. I didn't see any Crosses in there ... More About: Freedom , Great
Yankee’s tragedy.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Seems that Derek Jeter has contracted some sort of STD that is yet to be identified. He is out for at least 3-4 Weeks. This means that Alex Rodriguez, Bobby Abreu and Robinson Cano will be out with him as well. What a tragedy. More About: Tragedy
Why I don’t vote.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I saw a guy on the train with a button on that read "Stop Homelessness - VOTE!" Last I knew people voted and people are still homeless. I guess it's all my fault for not voting. More About: Vote
Playboyisms.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I remember one time. I was masturbating to Playboy. Only to realize when I was finished. It was the Virginia Slims ad that did it for me. You've come a long way baby.
Luge.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 What fuck started doing the luge first? Dialogue as follows. "I was thinking of building an ice track to try to kill myself in the backyard. It's much easier than burning the money Chauncey." "For what ever for?" "To feel the wind go thru my taint even faster." "Your Taintwinder El Nino 4000 isn't ...
Old School.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Everyone's like hey I got Xbox 900 and Slaystation 8 lets play some games that look like my nightmares only more real. F that. Every time someone brings up home video games I think of my old Atari, C64 and original Nintendo. Yars Revenge, Combat, Indiana Jones, Beach Head, Summer ... More About: School , Old School
101 Crostini Jokes.
More articles from this author:0000-00-00 00:00:00 From the makers of Sticky Hand comes another can't live without product. 101 Crostini Jokes Yes that's right 101 jokes about Crostini's. Just when you though the hilarity was over it's only just begun. 19.95 and i'll send them all in notebook format. Hit me up on Crostinispace.org More About: Rosti 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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