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Celebrities - The Anna Paquin Experience.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 The other day the F train arrived and I noticed the actress Anna Paquin sitting by the door. She was sitting quietly by herself like everyone else. Since every F Train is always so packed, I made my way into the car so everyone else could get in. There were ... More About: Celebrities , Experience , The A
Female Masturbation Slang.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Here are some new takes on the old classics when discussing Female Mast urbation . Playin catch with Otto Von Hammerheart. Oiling the Foxhole. Goin to Corsica via Sicily. Laying down with Misstress Barbara. Converting Euros to Pesos. Katzin the Deli at the Harry met Sally Table. Gettin outta Chelsea. Watching Rocketman at IMAX. Havin a drink with good ol ... More About: Slang
Totally American.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I love that i'm American . I guess i'm more of a soft-spoken Hexpatriate but today I really realized I reached the American Dream. I was laying on my couch watching the new Superman movie and eating cookies and milk. I felt like I was a 12 year old American boy ... More About: Ally
The Tazmanian Dildo.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Feel like goin down under? Who better to trust than your old buddy taz? Guaranteed to make you sound like him when he's wiggin out. More About: Dildo , Mania
Why I’ve never stabbed someone.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I was sitting around thinking about knives and shit, and I asked myself that age old question, "Why haven't I stabbed anyone?". This is a complex question. This is a question that can be answered in only one way, and with one word. Trees. Yes, thats right. Trees have kept me ... More About: Some
Books by my friends.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 "Pimp my own ride." "Does a Hotdog really fit inside my dick?*" "I drew something on my stomach. It's terrible." "Love is a Bonerfield." "Do you mind if I date your ex girlfriend?" "Repair. It's written all over it." *-No really, does it? More About: Friends , Books
Terry Schaivo.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Terry Schiavo really dropped off the media radar. I think she needs a new publicist or something. Dress her up like Sporty Spice on acid and have Timbaland do a couple tracks. She's still on fire but her image isn't what it once was. Hopefully i'll see her back in ... More About: Terry , Chai
New fucking year
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Nice new year. I made a great resolution this time. One that i'm gonna stick with this time. I'm going to be even more awesome. Hard decision I know but I decided that being more awesome is way more awesome. You skepticists might wonder how i'm going to do this. ... More About: Fucking , Year
Creative Labs.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 These guys make stuff for computers. Not to be a hater, but I bet Creative Labs is the least creative place on earth.
Wintergreen Chai.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I just found the best Chai recipe. It's Wintergreen Chai. I figured I'd share. 2 tsp Cardamom 1 tsp Caraway 1 tsp Black Pepper 4 Wintergreen Skoal Bandits Boil for 2 minutes and mix with milk and honey to taste. Puke approximately 2 minutes later. Great Chai isn't it?
Nintendo Whee!
0000-00-00 00:00:00 So the Nintendo Wii is coming out and everyone is super excited. Actually including me. I'm not gonna buy it tho. Hopefully one of my friends does and then I can just play it. I get sick of video games so quick. The controllers and operation of it is pretty ... More About: Tendo
Learning alot
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I learned alot this weekend. Really. I guess tho that the thing I learned about most are the ups and downs of alcohol. It makes you realize or not realize things that things happen, realized or not. I have a list of the things alcohol is good for, be it ... More About: Learning , Earning
Rubber Octo.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 What ever happened to those rubber octopii that you threw on the wall and then the fell down and got covered with hair and dirt and dust then you had to clean them only to do it all over again? What a crap toy that was. Oh well, thank god ... More About: Rubber
Wikipedia loves me.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Please refrain from adding nonsense to Wikipedia , as you did to Lithium. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact ...
Emptiness.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I just ate a sunflower seed, and it was empty inside. Oh wait that was a metaphor of the latest Hip-Hop album. Sorry.
Gaydio Station.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Introducing the worlds first Gaydio Station . 102.9 WGAY. That's of course on FM; Faggotry Modulation.
Vegetable problems. Eat your meat.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Vegetable problems have problems. No doubt. I am shocked to find this, but I only did so because of the fact that I am hunting for problems with vegetables. Don't be blindsided to think that vegetables are the answer to all world problems. It's not like I had to look ... More About: Meat , Vegetable , Problems
Gay Parent.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I saw a copy of Gay Pare nt magazine on the street today. I was inclined to pick it up since i'm neither gay nor a parent. Maybe I could have a laugh. Just as I went to pick it up and had a flashback to my youth. Damn we sure ...
What’s worse?
0000-00-00 00:00:00 What's worse than garbage? French garbage! Trust me, i've been there. That place doesn't smell all that great.
Never, ever.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Never, under any circumstances, say to a girl "I want to get in your pampers". It's just not right.
Owner of 4Comedy fucks dogs.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 As it turns out, the owner of the 4Comedy website actually fucks dogs. JOHN YIORKATZI 3074 45 st 1rl ASTORIA, NY 11103 United States That's right. John Yiorkatzi was actually caught in a threesome with a German Shepherd and a Dachsund. He was dick deep in ... More About: Dogs , Owner
Bill the Great….Alcoholic.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Bill the great is an alcoholic at a place we go to. The question is... where is he from? Riverside? Long Island City? no.. well maybe, but what about Cennunctah? South Philly? The truth is he is from everywhere, and he wears it on his houndstooth sleeve. He carries himself with ... More About: Great , Bill , The G
Toys ‘R’ Us Kid.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 To this day I have never met someone who is still a Toys 'R' Us kid. Everyone is all grown up. What a load of shit that commercial was.
Losing Weight.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Me - Hey man, how ya doin? Long time no see. You actually look like you lost some weight! Stranger - I actually did lose some weight! How are you? Me - I'm fine as always. Have you tried re-tracing your steps? Stranger - I'm not sure what you mean. Me - To find ... More About: Weight , Losing Weight , Eight , Weigh
KFC’s Chicken Chokers.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 New from KFC, the Chicken Choke r! If you can't choke it, it ain't Chicken.
PBS Calls.
More articles from this author:0000-00-00 00:00:00 One of my favorite pastimes is calling PBS when they're selling something (asking for money). I saw something today about Animusicals or something. It was basically like computer animation and some music over it. They were asking the modest price of $150 for 2 DVD's and a mousepad. What a ... More About: Calls 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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