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STDs, My PSA.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I'm not one to sleep around. Mostly cause no one wants to sleep with me. The other day I had an opportunity I couldn't pass up. I was at the movies with this girl and we were taking it to the next level. I didn't have any condoms, but I ...
Steve Miller Band on a Apple IIe.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 10 THIS HERE'S A STORY 'BOUT BILLY JOE AND BOBBY SUE 20 TWO YOUNG LOVERS WITH NOTHIN' BETTER TO DO 30 THAN SIT AROUND THE HOUSE, GET HIGH AND WATCH THE TUBE 40 AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY DECIDED TO CUT LOOSE 50 *ANOTHER INTERLUDE WITH MUSIC OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED* 60 THE HEADED ... More About: Band , Apple , Steve , Miller , Steve Miller Band
Pugchasin.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Seriously this shit is pretty fucked up. Hide your Pugs from gay men. If you missed the joke, click here.
Blood Hair.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Did any of you know that in India they are scalping women for their hair to sell? Those women with the long manes. Even the horses were jealous up 'til then. I heard this from a friend the other day and then it occured to me that the extension that ... More About: Hair , Blood
Horoscopes.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Horoscopes are really good at making me fuck things up. I have something right in front of me and then i'm like, "Oh yeah I gotta remember to have perseverance about that unexpected opportunity around the corner since Venus is in line with my penis. I dunno, Maybe that was ... More About: Cope
Google Maps Street View.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Google Maps now has a "Street View " setting on it. It is really neat but I can't wait to get that "Skateboard View" setting. I heard it was coming. I read it on some blog I'm gonna thrash this city like a mother duuude. More About: Google , Google Maps
You guys hear that new trance album?
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I heard it sucks and I do not want to get it. More About: Trance , Hear , Guys , Album , Tran
Dora the Good Woman.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 'Dora the Good Woman ' is my latest cartoon. I swear I am not copying 'Dora the Explorer'. She doesn't talk and will only go to the grocery stores, do laundry and clean. Once you take the 'Explorer' part out it is totally more feasible, and watchable! More About: The Good , The Go
Godaddy.com for Domains.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 You can buy your domains really cheap online from Godaddy. It's not a secret that I go to GoThirdCousinRemoved for my domains. He's younger, cheaper and won't kick my ass when he gets drunk. More About: Domains , Mains
Apple IIe Baseball.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 10 GET ON BASE 20 STEAL THE BASE 30 GET TO THE NEXT BASE 40 GET TO THE NEXT BASE 50 IT'S CALLED HOME PLATE 60 RUN More About: Apple , Baseball , Base
5 second rule.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I always knew it as the 5 second rule because my families were clean. You know, the amount of time that you had to pick up something on the ground and eat it after you dropped it. I knew this kid who had a 33 second rule. Actually I think ... More About: Rule
Hey, save some energy.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Lately I have been bombarded with energy saving commercials both on the subway and tv. Energy saving also means conserving fuel. I don't drive but I gotta hear about this shit all the time. I remember hearing about the "Not buy gas day" on May 15th and thinking, Wow. You ... More About: Save , Some
Bells on.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 My friend called me and asked me if I was gonna be around for the Sopranos finale. I told him yeah and that I would be here with bells on. Then I wondered if maybe he was picturing me on the couch in some bondage leather reindeer straps with bells ...
Pennsylvania Commandments.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I went fishing in Pennsylvania this weekend. It was all good except for the tick episodes which I will write later. We went to this place on the side of the road and I took this picture because I found it so amazing. So this is a sign at a place ... More About: Commandments , Sylva
Best thing Music.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I found the best thing ever today in the form of music. It is as follows.. ARTIST: Gangsta Fag TITLE: America's Worst Nightmare LABEL: Snitch Records GENRE: Hip-Hop SOURCE: CD I am not sure what exactly to hate about this the most. Let me at least list the things. 1. He is a rapper. 2. He is gay. 3. ... More About: Music , Thing
United Fart Championship. UFC.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sometimes when I watch the Ultimate Fighting Cham pion ship (UFC), I get mad. Hitting is cool, but I think the wrestling is completely false. One male fighter gets taken down, spends an eternity on the ground; wrapped up with another man. Everyone knows all you have to do is fart ... More About: United , Fart
Famous Quotes.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today a new record was set. It was set as a human repeated a common quote for a determined amount of time set by me rounding off some numbers. Today a phrase was set into the record books. Today, A quote was said for the #5,000,000,000th time in the recorded history ... More About: Famous Quotes , Quotes , Famous , Quote
Not Right.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 How come when you're just finished with a blowjob and the girl is still working it, you have to tell her to stop cause it feels like you're getting attacked by the tickle monster. Life ain't fair.
Seashells > Ocean.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Can't we just say the ocean sounds like a seashell? More About: Ocean , Seas , Seashells
Spearcatchers.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I ran out of names to call people, so, like I always do, I made something up. Me - "Stop being such a spearcatcher and get me a beer." Friend - "I think you mean spearchucker." Me - "No I didn't you fucking racist." More About: Arca , Catchers
Pissckles.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I got a veggie burger at this place today and it came with a pickle. I finished the burger and took a bite of the pickle. It tasted weird. I kept thinking, what the hell does this taste like? Oh uhm, it kinda tastes like piss. I put the pickle ... More About: Piss
The Devil wears Dada.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I would imagine they really do. More About: Devil , Ears , The D , The Devil
Nervous Priest.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I hope that when I get married, the priest isn't nervous. Then again it might be hard to find someone who will do nuptuals when you're doing it doggystyle to your about to be wife. You know how I roll. More About: Priest
Corn Fairy.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I think that someone must be slipping corn in my ass while i'm sleeping or something. It keeps coming out in my poop. Is there a corn fairy? More About: Corn
Clock Blockers.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I don't know about you guys, but every time I go to look at the time before i'm about to meet a girl, some dude steps in my way. I'm gonna call it "Clock Blocking" for lack of something better to call it. Why do these guys keep blocking my ... More About: Lock , Locker
Real Krispies.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 The Real Rice Krispies. The Real Cocoa Krispies. No lie. This is how they intended it.
Operators are standing by.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I turned on QVC last night for a quick laugh. I find the channel absolutely hilarious. Especially when they have those 120 pc knife sets that make great gifts. They are dead serious, but I have never known anyone in my life to need a knife, let alone 120 of ... More About: Operators , Standing , Stand
Grandma Sickness?
More articles from this author:0000-00-00 00:00:00 Have you ever had Grandma Sickness ? Whether it's the smell of mothballs or dull accompaniment we have the solution. Yes that's right, Gramamine is made for before you get sick at Grandmas. Take two and call me in the morning. This is in no way affiliated with Gram 'a' mine, the ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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