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Am I Racist?
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I can't tell what is racist anymore but I need to ask here. Am I racist if I hate the entire human race? If so, call me a racist. I do however like the following races. Seahorses Salamanders Lemurs Kitties Fishies Horsies Hopefully you are one of those. If not i'm sorry. More About: Racist
Don’t get Jumped.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 One of the things you have to watch out for living in Brooklyn is getting jumped. I haven't experienced it or seen it but I know it's out there. I heard people on the subway talking about getting jumped the other day. The craziest shit is that the only place ...
Extra Money.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I'm really short on money so I went Today I went on the street and tried to handle pans for money. I had a sauce pot and a frying pan and a pressure cooker. I started off in the subway station in Times Square and I handled all the pans ... More About: Money , Extra , Xtra
SLOMMING.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I saw this god awful anti-drug commercial the other day. It was a bunch of kids in school who put leeches on themselves cause everyone was doing it. Basically the peer pressure aspect was showing that if people thought it was cool, other people would do it. They called ... More About: Ming
Cockroach Man.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Do you think that Cockroach Man would be as popular as Spider Man? Probably not with superpowers like... Able to scurry under anything at the flick of a light. Able to survive an atomic bomb. Able to worsen asthma symptoms. Super creepy. I guess i'll stop writing that script now.
When I feel down.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 When I feel down, I have a sure fire cure. I go to the closest cemetary and lay down on top of a grave. Stare up at the sky and rip a huge fart. Then I start laughing about farting on dead people. It really works. Try it sometime. More About: Feel
Math Problems.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 If Timmy has 4 buttplugs and a tub of boy butter and Tommy has 2 dildos and some mineral oil, exactly how gay are they? For extra credit, where did their parents go wrong? More About: Problems , Math
Satan & Satan LLC.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I wonder if there are box seats in hell for personal injury lawyers that advertise. There really should be. More About: Satan
Wheat Pennies.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 All the kids now are collecting Wheat Pennies. I used to collect them too. I would put them up my ass and a whole loaf of bread would come out. Looking back, maybe that wasn't bread.
Mario teaches typing.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Mario teaching typing is a great game. I've actually never played it, I've only warped to the end. Pipe style. More About: Mario , Typing , Teac , Mari
Bate your own adventure.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I wasn't a huge reader in school but I did like those Choose Your Own Advent ure books. I guess it was the dynamic that kept me reading them. I had a ton of those and the Audubon nature guides. That was my library. I'd love to grab a Choose Your Own ... More About: Vent
A story for the ages.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have a story for the ages that i've never written down. I guess I shouldn't write this but whatever. I was going to a club in the city on a Thursday. It was a long running club night at a gay bar and it was the non gay night ... More About: Story , The A , Tory , Ages
I want a world.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I want a world where I can run my favorite program Penis without Microsoft asking me if I want to update my drivers. More About: World
Stances.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I didn't know what a real stance on a political issue was until my friend who was a political major asked me. He goes "what is your stance on abortion?". I thought firmly and deeply and laid down on my back and threw my legs in the air. That's my ...
I’m blogging. Comedy blogging.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I am blogging right now. Blogging from an Apple. No PC in sight, straight outta New Jersey. These faggot ass computers actually work. More About: Comedy
Hot chick singers.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sometimes I hear a song and her voice is beautiful and i'm like, "Oh man this chick must be so hot". Then I watch Entertainment Tonight and realize how wrong I really am. I can only hope to never see that chick from Evanescence. p.s. - I regret for ... More About: Chick , Singers , Hot Chick
How do you measure up?
0000-00-00 00:00:00 So there are all these drugs out there that are for penis enhancement. We all know that the male ego is fragile, especially when it comes down to whats in your pants. My penis is about 6.5'' when it's in the "on" position. It gets up to 7'' if you ...
An AIDS poem.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have AIDS. But my AIDS has cancer. And my cancer has low self esteem. It will work itself out. More About: Poem , Aids
I don’t go to raves anymore.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I don't go to raves anymore because someone once took a shit in my Snoopy Snocone maker when I was on the dancefloor. I came back to the booth and made a Plurcone for a rave pal and they got E Coli then the cops came and I went to ... More About: Raves , Aves
RATM. A look back.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Rage Against the Machine. They used to be my favorite band. That was 15 years ago since their first album came out and I was 14 years old. I would listen to it and just go nuts. Social injustice and teen angst were some combo. I'm 29 now. Yesterday I ... More About: Back , Look
Pancreas Hammer.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Since i've been so broke lately, I haven't had much to do. That's why I came up with the new game called Pancreas Hammer . Basically, it's like this. You and a friend get a bunch of sugared candy, a syringe, some insulin and a hammer. The candy should be something ...
Bigfoot’s Goin Down.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Some of my friends and I go out to the woods in Northeast Pennsylvania by the Delaware Water Gap to fish and professionally drink. We may or may not eat mushrooms. Even i'm not totally sure on that one. A day of sitting around that area leads one to wonder ... More About: Bigfoot , Foot , Goin
Sad Day.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Yesterday I had to put my cat to sleep. He wasn't a cheap cat and i've had him for a few years so it's kinda hard on me. The good news is he woke up today as planned for breakfast.
Hey Dad.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 I think that if you named your kid Dad, things would probably get a little out of control. Probably not as out of control as if you named him Turkeybaster or something though.
24 on DVD?
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Friend - I got the first season of 24 on DVD. I'm gonna start watching it tonight. Me - I know something you should do instead that will be way more fun. Friend - What's that? Me - Take a can of spaghetti-o's and a can of beefaroni and put it in ...
Up with the official blog of bvllets
0000-00-00 00:00:00 This is the official blog of bvllets, bullets, poolside, bullside, bullseye and pellets. Yes, thats me. Come in. Stay awhile. Stay forever! More About: Blog , Official , The O
Up with condoms lacking flavor.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Ok so have you ever been in a situation where a certain type of flavored or scented condom could make or break you? I am seriously considering a few things to send to Trojan. Let me explain. Folgers brand morning after condoms - They smell and taste like coffee to get ... More About: Condoms , Flavor , Lack
A love so bold.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 We met on the beach You washed up on the shore A love so bold No one could ignore And then came the romance That we always saw At least then I knew As I fixed your jaw The nights by the fire Couldn't compare To the blissful vacation As I jizzed in your hair I gave you a bath As only I ... More About: Love
Vaseline is so passe.
More articles from this author:0000-00-00 00:00:00 WTFisn't there a specific lotion for masturbating? Straight up in the H&BA (Health & Beauty Aides, not Hand & Bone Aides) department of Walgreens or Eckerd or someshit. I mean seriously, this shit aint no secret. 21st century guys beat off with hand lotion, not Vaseline . Personally, I ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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