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Chuck Norris aproves
2008-01-07 00:00:00 Of course, not even Chuck could make be vote for Huckabee. In fact I'm boycotting every politician this year and refusing to vote. More About: Chuck Norris
Random Star Wars nonsense
2007-12-17 00:00:00 How Darth Vader really became evil... Evil environmentally-unfriendly water. When I get married, I'm proposing to her in one of these. Sometimes the guilt of being evil starts rising to the surface... More About: Star Wars , Wars , Random , Nonsense , Star
You can feel the frustration.
2007-11-16 00:00:00 Here we have the worlds worst hunter trying to bag the worlds stupidest dear. That exasperated sigh at the end is what I feel every day when I wake up. I promise no more youtube videos. More About: Frustration , Feel , Stration
Jumbo squid hunt
2007-09-08 00:00:00 and my new way of commuting around campus... More About: Squid , Hunt , Jumbo
Pet Sweat...
2007-08-09 00:00:00 ...when regular water just won't cut it. do it kid, you know you want to
Microsoft does something right
2007-07-31 00:00:00 Yes, they actually (again) are replacing my X-Box 360. What does the 360 part mean again? More About: Microsoft , Some
Hmm... milk
2007-07-22 00:00:00 I just realized I drink so much bloody milk that I need to just get myself my own dairy cow. It could live in my office and I would name it teetsie. More About: Milk
The pic needs a punchline
2007-07-22 00:00:00 When big people meet small ones. He's big. He's small. The picture made me laugh for some reason. I haven't had an original though in so long, I think what the mother kept saying about video games rotting my brain might just have turned out to be true. I'm selling my body to science. So long, and thanks for all the fish. More About: Punch , Needs
Top Bushisms
2007-07-20 00:00:00 "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." George W. Bush "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W.Bush "The future will be better tomorrow ." - George W.... More About: Bushisms
yeah
2007-07-19 00:00:00 Well, Microsoft was kind enough to give me an RMA number and sent out a box for me to mail my dead little friend in to get fixed. So I'm happy now. Or will be happy soon anyway... On a side note, the towel trick. Well as odd as it may be it actually worked a couple of times. Even stranger, putting it in the refrigerator for a while also works... If your ok with being able to play only twenty minutes before the red ring of fiery doom (reminds me a bit of hemmoroids for some reason) comes... More About: Yeah
RIP Little xbox friend
2007-07-19 00:00:00 Ahh, the most popular piece of trash ever. Good old Xbox 360. I had the red ring of death on the first one I bought, had it replaced under waranty and right out of the box the replacement didn't work. Sent that one back, new one came, couple months later, the ring of death. As it turns out the replacement wasn't covered under warranty and they wouldn't take it back... I've had to go without my favorite addiction for a while. But now it seems acording to the obove article they extended... More About: Friend , Litt
Best sites for watching/downloading movies and tv shows
2007-07-19 00:00:00 Best quality, plus being able to dowloand them. Divx rocks. This one has a huge selection. But usually somewhat poor quality. It's just a huge link database. Love this one. And it's based in the UK so it'll take a while for the studios to shut it down. Am I a thief? Should I feel bad for pirating stuff? I admit to nothing. More About: Movies , Sites , Watching , Loading
How to Leave the Planet
2007-07-19 00:00:00 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731)483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2. If they do no cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202)456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA. 3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but... More About: Planet , Leave , Anet , The Planet
Hello old friend...
2007-07-19 00:00:00 Ahh, the blue screen of death, we meet again. And you leave me wondering how in 12+ years since you first entered my life those responsible for you existence have not been able to fix you. More About: Friend , Hello
True stories of amazing heroism
2007-07-19 00:00:00 Earlier today a young squirrel was snatched from the jaws of death by a quick thinking friend who thankfully knew CPR. The incident occured shortly after the squirrel began choking on a poorly chewed apricot. When reached for a comment the hero CPR performing squirrel had this to say, "I just never gave up hope man, I thought back on all my CPR classes and just let the training take over. I'm really not a hero, just someone who did the right thing and I'm just glad that he's... More About: Stories , Amazing , True , Heroism , True Stories
The Awkwardness Survival Guide
2007-07-19 00:00:00 A waiter entreats you to enjoy your meal and you respond with "you too." This error is not confined solely to waiters; you may say "you too" when an usher tells you to enjoy the film, when an airline employee tells you to enjoy your trip, or even when a friend says "happy birthday." The "you too" is one of the most common errors in human discourse. Your best bet is to simply ignore your mistake, since every waiter in the world has heard... More About: Guide , Survival , The A , Guid , Viva |
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