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Simple Division
2007-04-03 12:30:00
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that’s what he called her): I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary. When he arrived at the hotel there was ...
More About: Female , Simple , Visio , Divis , Division

Pit Bull
2007-04-03 12:30:00
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her ...
More About: Female , Pit Bull , Bull

mood ring
2007-04-03 12:30:00
wife says my husband gave me a mood ring. when i am good it turns green when i am bad he has a red mark on his forehead.
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woman & computer
2007-04-03 12:29:00
Similiarity between a woman and a computer! Both can accept a 3.5 inch floppy
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slack or not???
2007-04-03 12:29:00
Three girls are sitting on stools at a bar. The 3 of them are arguing on who is the slackest. The first one says: “My boyfriend can put his whole fist in my pussy!!!” The second one says: “Oh ya? Well my boyfriend can put his whole head in my pussy!” The two of them ...
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breathalyzer test
2007-04-03 12:29:00
A police officer was making his daily round. Suddenly, a red corvet passed by him at a 100 m/h. He went after the car and stoped it. As he walked towards the car’s window, he noticed that the driver was a gorgeous blond. He went to her and asked for her driver’s licence and registration ...
More About: Female , Test , Thal , Brea , Breathalyzer

the thing
2007-04-03 12:28:00
what’s hairy on the out side and wet and slimey on the inside it begins whith an c and ends in a t?? a cocanut
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hehe
2007-04-03 12:27:00
what did the 1 tampon say to the next tampon?? see you next peirod
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look up. plug ups.
2007-04-03 12:27:00
why do women parachutists wear tampons? so’s they don’t whistle on the way down.
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The Rules
2007-04-03 12:27:00
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell ...
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