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Smoky Mountain Preacher
2007-07-09 23:58:00
The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."No one moved.The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."Again all was quiet.Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.
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Funny Joke
2007-07-09 23:56:00
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, nothing on from the waist down."Grandpa, what are you doing? Your willy is out in the wind for everyone tosee!" he exclaimed.The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?" he asked again.The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well.......last week I sat out here withno shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."
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Applying for a Job at the CIA
2007-07-04 21:46:00
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 3 men (one Guyanese), but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said theCIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought ...