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Nakation or Clothing-Optional Vacation
2008-05-09 17:42:00
Going on your next nakation? Yes, Nakation, or short for naked vacation. American Association For Nude Recreation, defines a nakation as: 1. A clothes-free interlude from one’s customary duties, as for recreation or rest; a holiday. 2. The part of your vacation you’ll brag to friends about.” In 2007, nude recreation represented a $440 million industry — up from $400 million in 2001 and $200 million in 1992 — and it’s still growing, says the American Association for Nude Recreation, which promotes au natural vacations as “nakations.” Here are some popular nakation offerings which might interest you. Nude Resorts:Hidden Beach Resort Au Naturel Club is the only luxurious all-inclusive nudist resort in the Mexican Caribbean. Consisting of 42 beachfront suites, it is a secluded adults only property, perfect for couples and singles alike. Located in Kantenah Bay Riviera Maya, just one hour south of Cancun Airport, this adult-only resort lies on a stretch of white sand beac...
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Patented Sex-Related Inventions
2008-05-08 07:43:00
Have you seen a vibrating tampon, femine napkin which allows external sex or audio-enhanced vibrator? These quirky sex-related product patents are registered with the U.S. Patent Office. Here are seven weird innovative inventions which will rouse your curiosity:1. Automated Detection of Pornographic ImagesA software that detects photos of vaginas.If someone used this software to scan my computer's hard drive, it would probably overload and short out half of the western United States. It is also highly recomend to memorize the mathematical equation shown in the illustration. It's a great way to make a robot blush. [Patent]2. Feminine Napkin Allows External Sexual Intercourse A feminine napkin that permits external sexual intercourse. A round bag is attached to the front side of the napkin. The bag is in the size and shape of the vagina to give the husband the same sexual feelings. The round bag has an opening and rings, windings and protrusions, as well as a suitable cream. This ba...
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200 Human Kidneys Donated By A Philantropist
2008-05-06 17:03:00
200 fresh bloody human kidneys of both genders, all ages and races were thrown outside the door Massachusetts General Hospital, Boston by an anonymous philanthropist. The doctors believe that the donor 'must be some kind of angel'. There is a possibility that these kidneys must be related to last week's donation of 1,200 eyes. Watch the video clip below.Technorati Tags: kidneys, hospital, donation, human, massachusetts, boston, philanthropist, quirky, notorious blog, kher
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Weird Newborn Creature Found In Thailand
2008-05-05 14:44:00
Recently the local village folks froma small town in Thailand found a grotesque-looking creature, which said to be born by a cow. Like a newborn baby, it was dusted with white talcum powder. The superstitious villagers put up lighted candle and joss sticks and offering prayer to this weird-looking humanoid.Is it an alien or a product of beastiality? You can see more picture here.Technorati Tags: weird, alien, thailand, cow, beastiality, monster, newborn, quirky, notorious blog, kher
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Celebrity Service
2008-05-03 16:35:00
These days almost every other product or promotional event is associated with celebrities. You see popular celebrities attending promotions, charities or endorsing products. We only get to witness the glittering affairs, but not the gruelling work behind the scene done by professional celebrity coordination companies.One of the leading and reputable international coordination company is Celebrity Connection. With over twenty years experience working with more than 10,000 celebrities, its creative team and account executives can easily get you the right personality to suit your requirement and budget. Be it a celebrity endorsement or even to get a big name to appear in your next community theater production. Celebrity booking, spokespersons, casting a production to a complete event management, this celebrity coordination outfit has done it all and more. Besides sports, political and TV personalities, it has worked with who's who of Hollywood, like Richard Gere, George Clooney, Meryl...
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Wild, Weird and Wacky Chandeliers
2008-05-03 04:58:00
How would you like to have a monstrous phallus-shaped chandelier hanging right in the middle of your living room? Or a chandelier in the shape of a revolver, a human skull and crossbones (Jolly Roger) or maybe a violin?Yes, you can have chandeliers specially designed and made to your individual needs. A company based in Rotterdam called Rock and Royal can custom make chandeliers in any shape according to your fancy.Check out its glittering gallery of wild, weird and wacky chandeliers. Other than chndeliers, Rock and Royal also create photo realistic-looking mosaic designs. Technorati Tags: chandeliers, lights, mosaics, phallus, custom-made, quirkies, notorious blog, kher
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8 Year-old Preacher Boy From Peru
2008-05-01 13:11:00
His name is Nezareth Castillo Rey. He is probably the smallest evangelical preacher in the world. He is only 8 years old. Watch this freaky kid delivers his overly dramatized sermon to thousands of gullible silly adults.When he was 3 years old, he said to have received a revelation from God and he has started to spread His message in churches in many towns and nations. For the last few years he has preached, danced and sung regularly to audiences of up to thousands and recordings of his past events may be purchased on cassette, CD and videotape. He prepares for his preaching by reading the Bible. According to its father, Andr , his name means "Blessed Earth". Born in a town in the Andes to the east of Trujillo, Peru , he now lives in Alto Chicama a poor district of Trujillo with his father, Andr s Castillo and mother, Maricela Valderrama, and attends the fourth grade at a nearby state primary school where he is regarded as a good student. From Trujillo, 550 kilometres to the north of...
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The True Secret Of Adsense Secrets 4
2008-04-21 14:58:00
I think the recently-launched 222-page Adsense Secret s 4 by Joel Comm has other SECRETS than just about Adsense. Did Adsense Guru Joel Comm screw up or his valued customers have being screwed by him? Do you think Joel Comm really make a boo-boo or did he intend to bamboozle his clueless customers? If a book which is supposed to be selling $97, but instead sells only at $9.95, it just rouses my suspicion to bits. Whatever tons of reasons or explainations, I still don't buy them. There must be a catch.Plus the layout and the contents of his ad is a typical look of scam ads you see them all over the Internet. If Mark of 45n5 did not exposed Joel Comm's "misleading" Adsense Secrets 4, do you think Joel's buddies like Darren Rowse, Yaro Starak or Lynn Terry who have been happily promoting Adsense Secrets 4, knew the so-called MISTAKES all along? Or did they just conveniently overlook it? And do you think Joel Comm will amend it? If you read his recent public apology carefully, you cou...
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Fragrances With Freaky Names
2008-04-18 19:18:00
At Demeter Fragrance Library, you can find a collection of over 200 scents. Its product lines including colognes, bath & body products, home fragrances and lots more. What is so unique about this range of fragrances is their fun and cool names given to the flavors. We have names like Funeral Home, Cannabis Flower, Fuzzy Navel, Between The Sheets, Laudromat, Turpentine, Sex On The Beach and other freaky names.Are Demeter Products “Natural”? According to Demeter it says that it subscribes to a philosophy that says their products should be as natural and as sustainable as possible. That means: No secondary packaging that you rip apart and then throw out, no artificial colors, no binders and no emulsifiers. Technorati Tags: fragrance, colognes, soap, flavors, cannabis, sex, laudromat, beach, humor, notorious blog, kher
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A Spray Can Inside A Man's Anus!
2008-04-16 21:28:00
Early this year, a 39 year-old florist in Philippines had a spray ended up inside his anus, after he insulted his partner's penis size.While he had it removed in Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Centre in Cebu City, the surgeons and other medical staff in the operating theatre were laughing and jeering as the canister being removed from the man's bottom. It was filmed and was posted on the YouTube.Now the surgeons involved in this gross misconduct are being probed for filming the operation. The video clip has been taken down from YouTube, but it can be seen over at totallycrap.com.Note: This video clip may contain content that is inappropriate for some viewers. So viewers discretion is advised. Technorati Tags: operation, spray can, anus, ass, hospital, surgeons, probe, philippines, youtube, video, notorious blog, kher
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Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape
2008-04-16 13:58:00
Would you pay US $1.5 million for a 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in an oral sex with an unidentified man just to keep it away from the prying public? According to memorabilia collector Keya Morgan he said he recently arranged the sale of the silent, black-and-white film from the son of a dead FBI informant who possessed it to a wealthy Manhattan businessman who wants to protect Monroe's privacy."The gentleman who bought it said out respect for Marilyn he's not going to make a joke of it and put it on the Internet and try to exploit her," said memorabilia collector Keya Morgan. If that Manhattan businessman really wants it to be so private, then shouldn't he had it specially arranged with the party concerned in tight secrecy; without the knowledge of the media? Or was he actually wanted the publicity associated with the deceased Marilyn Monroe's sexual act? Another thing is would the public today go ga-ga over the dead sex symbol's 15-minute sex clip? [source:yahoo!...
Porn For The Blind
2008-04-15 20:24:00
Believe it or not! Now there is a site called Porn For The Blind . Yes, you heard me right. It is said to be a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge and it is based in Cambridge, Massachusetts.Currently it is looking for help to produce audio descriptions of all the world's pornographic website preview videos. Here is the format of the audio recording:Porn for the Blind presents [website name].This is a [clip length] preview clip located at [full URL including http://].[brief description of the webpage]OK, we're starting the clip.[description of the clip using only proper anatomical language (male, female, penis, vagina, breasts, etc.)]This has been a Porn for the Blind presentation of [website name]. This was a [clip length] preview clip located at [full URL including http://]. I've listened to it and it sounds kind of silly. The narration is bored stiff (no pun int...
Notorious Blogger Day
2008-04-15 17:10:00
There is this vicious circle of pretentious bloggers who are idolized by many clueless noobs. But at the same time, I notice more and more established bloggers who are really pissed off with these so-called blogging "experts". Leading this group of notorious detractors is the venomous Vic of Blogger Unleashed and followed with the brutally honest Blog Bloke. After reading and hearing their feats of derring-do, I'm declaring today as Notorious Blogger Day [Official]!I’ve been arguing with a few bloggers of late who’ve been mad about these unofficial blogging "authorities" - so perhaps everyone could do a little rant today. Let's spend today to rant and rave, cuss and crucify at these unscruplous bloggers [I'm sure you know who ther are].Yes, I'm writing this in the hope of getting more emails myself. And I want to encourage you to take a moment to email another blogger and to instigate them to thrash and bash at these pro bloggers.If you are not one of those dumb noobs, you k...
10 Steps Of Becoming A Better Blog Scraper
2008-04-14 19:04:00
1. Just Copy.2. Copy more. 3. Copy even more.4. Copy even more than that.5. Copy when you don’t have to.6. Copy when you do. 7. Copy when you have something to say.8. Copy when you don’t. 9. Copy every day.10. Just keep copying..... Technorati Tags: copy, blog scraper, splogs, blogger, blog, humor, notorious blog, kher
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E-Book Is Different From Email Newsletter
2008-04-13 20:39:00
Get My Free Ebook - Big Shot Blogging! Discover All Of The Tips, Tricks, And Strategies, ThatI Used To Build A Full-TimeBlogging Income In Less Than 6 Months! 100% FREE!!!That's exactly, what as advertised in Bryan Clark's One Man's Goal. But when you subscribe for this free E-BOOK, this is what you'll receive in your mail instead:Hello,I wanted to take the time to say thank you for your subscription to my email newsletter. You've taken the first steps toward a successful career as an internet entrepreneur.Over the upcoming weeks, we'll learn tips, tricks, and strategies to maximize your profit online. I know that time is our most valuable asset, and please know that I have no intention of wasting yours. This newsletter isn't an outlet for me to spam... it's a place for me to help you grow as an internet entrepreneur, and I have every intention of assisting you to do so.So thanks again for subscribing, and hopefully we can start buildingsome online wealth together.Feel free ...
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Linsay Lohan Going Full Frontal Nude
2008-04-10 10:35:00
It was reported that Lindsay Lohan signed a $75,000 contract to go nude in an upcoming movie. She will be playing as a nymphomaniac waitress in a low-budget movie entitled Florence. Lindsay Loham has been working overtime trying to prove she can act since leaving rehab. She has so far starred alongside Jared Leto in Chapter 27, a movie about John Lennon's killer Mark Chapman and also will be appearing in a flick about the Charles Manson murder. It was said that producers only wanted 21-year-old redhead Lindsay to go topless during red-hot sex scenes, but Lindsay would be happy to do a full frontal nude. Technorati Tags: sex, lindsay lohan, actress, movie, florence, nude, naked, notorious blog, kher
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You Could Be The Next Stupid Blogger
2008-04-10 07:24:00
I'm sure you've already read about the two bloggers who blogged till they dropped dead and another one survived a heart attack. They say bloggers are dying because of too much pressure from blogging. They are not bloggers, but blockheads! My advice is if can't take the heat, leave the blogosphere. So if you are as dumb as a post, you could be dead too, before you could even publish your next post. Here are 10 questions for you to find out whether you are as daft as them. If your answer is "Yes" to any of the following questions below, then you could be the next stupid blogger!1. Are you one of those who truly believe by buying a $25-book and you could easily earn a six-figure income blogging?2. Do you adhere strictly to the blogging advice of write what you love?3. Are you a sucker for all those easy-get-rich-quick Ebooks? 4. Do you believe John Chow can make so much money monthly [as he so fondly claims] with that one boring blog?5. Are you one of those who have been taken in by...
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Need New Ambulance Equipment For Obese People
2008-04-10 05:27:00
Nearly two-thirds of the United States population is overweight. As obesity rates increase around the country, fire departments and emergency medical workers need new ambulance equipment to handle overweight patients.The department’s gurneys could not adequately support the patients’ weight, and the department had to pay a private ambulance company.“We had to do something,” Acting Chief Tim McGinley said. “It was one of those things where we would try to use the equipment we had and were afraid that you were going to end up hurting somebody, the patients themselves or the staff.” According to the director of emergency medical service in Durham. D.C., several paramedics had strained their backs and injured their shoulders transporting patients on inadequate equipment. What they worry is if something collapses, you injure a patient and yourself. They are in the people business. They are about taking care of people who get sick and hurt, and they have to be prepared for any...
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What Kind Of Blogger Are You?
2008-04-07 18:42:00
1. Those who still worship Darren Rowse and religiously follow all his advice and join his polls or workshops.2. Those who have "graduated" from Problogger and still blogging and bobbing lost in the blogosphere. 3. Those who believe John Chow's outdated tips and awed by his mind-blowing monthly earning. 4. Those who love dropping a quick complimentary comment in those popular blogs.5. Those who root for that seemingly arrogant and obnoxious Blogger Unleashed Vic; who says he really, really, really hate talking about himself, but ends up with 1,229 words!6.Those who listen to an ex-convict-turned-blogger Steve Pavlina's long lecture on time management, motivation, goals, problem solving, etc.7. Those who still refuse to believe and amazed by that money-making site Liew CF.com, which is plain, unassuming and with not much original content.8. Those who still manage to find something NEW about writing in Brian Clark's Copyblogger.9. Those who still earns that pathetic cents daily fro...
Know Your Blogging Trivia
2008-04-07 12:50:00
If You Don't Know Who...Darren Rowse is, you probably won't be a six-figure problogger.Maki is, you probably haven't read long blog post which can help you make money online.Chris Garrett is, you probably haven't heard the man-who-knows-all: copywriting, website design and build Ecommerce construction, online marketing, CRM and SEO, digital photography, performance, measurement and metrics ,blogging and community building, etc.Brian Clark is, you probably don't know copywriting is the key to successful online marketing.John Chow is, you haven't heard the man who makes money online by telling people how much he makes online.Lorell vanFossen is, then you won't be getting blogging tips which other bloggers won't tell you.Skellie is, you probably have never read value-added content posts before.Aaron Wall is, then probably you won't even know what does SEO stands for. Andy Hagan is, then probably you don't know what linkbaiting is all about.Leo Babauta is, then probably you'r...
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Man Hangs From A Penis!
2008-04-07 12:09:00
Watch this video but don't try these silly acts at home, without the proper training and guidance. Technorati Tags: sex, martial art, kungfu, chinese, penis, strength, quirkies, notorious blog, kher,
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Yaro Is Trying To Sell You Something
2008-04-05 18:49:00
I like the article "Are You A Maki Or A Yaro?" by Lyndoman. Sometime ago I wrote a post on both of them after reading one of Yaro Starak's posts. Yes, both blogs are very different in style and objective. Many a time, I find Maki's stuff is similar to some marketing books. While Yaro tries to sound down to earth, but ultimately you'll realize he is actually leading you to buy something from him! Technorati Tags: maki, yaro, blogging, humor, marketing, makemoney, notorious blog, kher
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Darren Rowse Still Hasn't Figure Out His Own "Six Figure Blogging"
2008-04-05 13:27:00
A few days ago Darren Rowse , the pro blogger from Down Under was heavily under attacked by Blog Bloke. His [together with Andy Wibbels] "Six Figure Blogging " course was scritinized and crucified. Yes, I'm talking about the 6-week intensive course which is not some piddly advice on using Blogger and stumbling along like a clueless newbie. This is a complete roadmap for making blogging your full-time job. The USD427 course which will blow your mind with ideas on how to make my blog a money machine AND that will give you ideas for new blogs as well. With what you'll learn from this course, you'll discover how to "remodel" your blogs in a way that not only allowed you to create more money but to create more of a community of readers. The ad which boldly proclaims: You can make over $10,000 a month blogging.But each time his detractor questioned him, Darren kept giving excuses and evasive replies. Here are some examples:Q: In all those years how many students have participated in the ...
Restaurant Specilizes In Animal Genitalia
2008-04-03 15:25:00
According to travel writer Stefan Gates, there is this Guo-li-zhuang restaurant, which specializes in penis and testicle that caters mainly to wealthy businessmen and Communist party officials. This eatery which offers exclusively genitalia is a formal restaurant, complete with underfloor stream, separate secluded dining rooms and hushed, with discreet staff. The menu includes private parts from dog, deer, yak, water-buffalo, goat and bull.You can have them roasted, steamed, poached or boiled. One female manager of this place, told Gates that Chinese history is one of famine, poverty, drought and disaster, which is why the Chinese have become used to eating every part of the animal; they have to extract every edible morsel from the food they have. She went on to tell the writer that the male customers come here to eat animal genitals for the virility benefits. As Chinese are known for eating almost everything and anything, so it is no surprise they would go down to gorge animal geni...
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Killed In A Kinky Sex Game
2008-04-03 11:02:00
A 47 year old milkman died in a kinky sex game with a divorcee. He was found dead alone at his home wearing a Russian biological warfare mask over his head. His partner, a divorcee, a mother of five had run tubes from the hooded mask to a bottle of chloroform but inhaled too much and died. According to coroner it was an erotic sexual experiment that had gone tragically wrong. [source:thesun]Technorati Tags: sex, kinky, erotic, game, milkman, divorcee, mask, warface, notorious blog, kher
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Geri Halliwell Full Frontal Nude
2008-04-01 17:51:00
Nude photos of the then teenage wannabe Geri Halliwell or better known as Ginger Spice is spicing up the upcoming issue of the porn magazine Hustle.Her naked photographs had been taken in the early 1990s. Now, with the all girl group Spice Girls breaking up and splitting for good after a reunion tour, the raunchy photos have been brought back into the limelight to haunt her. Technorati Tags: geri halliwell, spice girls, singers, celebrities, nude, photos, naked, frontal, notorious blog, kher
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Nigella Lawson's Bulky Legs Chunky Knees
2008-04-01 17:16:00
Whose bulky legs and chunky knees are these? Yes, they belong to the curvaceous 48 year old Domestic Goddess, Nigella Lawson! [source:daily mail]Technorati Tags: nigella lawson, chef, cooking, cook, tv, writer, fat, knees, legs, nigella express, notorious blog, kher
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The Man Who Have Sex With A Table!
2008-03-29 17:00:00
We have heard of a guy called Robert Stewart, 51 who had sex with a bicycle. Next is a 32-year-old man in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post. Then we have a Polish contractor having sex with a vacuum cleaner.Now we have Arthur Price. The man who have sex with a table. He is from central Ohio lives who near an elementary school. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.According to the police , the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it. He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.I wonder what's next? Sex with a laptop? Technorati Tags: sex, table, bicycle, vacuum cleaner, weird, laptop, notorious blog, kher
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Her Own Father Is Her Lover
2008-03-28 10:55:00
Jenny Deaves, 39 had always longed to meet her estranged dad, John. She met up with her biological father and they became lovers. Despite their sick affair causing a bitter family rift and the couple being charged with incest, they’re still together almost eight years on. Disgustingly, they’ve had two children together and both remain unrepentant about their forbidden love.According to Jenny, she think what they’ve done is not wrong and they’ve never been ashamed of it. “I don’t see John as my father and there’s no way we could have stopped what happened. We feel we were destined to be together – we’re soulmates. In October, the police tracked them down after John’s disgusted sister called the police. The couple were charged with two counts of incest and pleaded guilty in court. But they were still allowed to see each other because of the children, and will return to court for sentencing this month. [source: closeronline]Technorati Tags: incest, babies, sex, fath...
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No Crotch-Grabbing In Public!
2008-03-27 09:06:00
picture: enbeeItaly's highest court has ruled that men who scratch, adjust or otherwise manipulate their genitals in public are committing a criminal offence. To the Italians, crotch-scratching is also a specific local superstition.According to Italian folklore, a swift grasp of one's genital [known by Italians as their "attributi"] - to ward off bad luck. A funeral procession passing by, or disaster or disease cropping up in conversation, the men will get their legs.It is the place of fertility. The crotch grab goes back at least to the pre-Christian Roman era and is closely linked with another superstition called the "evil eye." The belief that a person can harm you, your children, or your possessions by gazing at you. So the men would try to block such stare by shielding their genitals, or their fruit of their loins. Over times, this crotch-grabbing practice has altered. The men covered their genitals not only to defend against malevolence but also in the presence of anything o...
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