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Sexily-Looking Hunky Jesus
2008-03-25 03:54:00
To "promote universal joy and expiate stigmatic guilt" on Easter Sunday, a gay charity group known as the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, organized a competition to look for the most attractive Jesus in Delores Park, San Franscico. The contestants are scantily clad hunky men.Catholics have labelled this annual pageant blasphemous. Interestingly, previous entrants have included "old school Jesus", "surfer Jesus" and "zombie Jesus", an irreverent take on the Easter message of Christ rising from the dead.No wonder he is being worshipped by so many for so long. Jesus rocks!Technorati Tags: jesus, christ, easter, san franscico, gays, competition, hunky, men, humor, notorious blog, kher
Gorgeous Girls Prefer Average Joes
2008-03-25 03:18:00
Here is a piece of good news to most of you guys out there. According to a test conducted the University of Tennessee team, the result in the Journal of Family Psychology, suggested most plain men who married attractive women were happy to bask in the glory of their partner's beauty. Experts found men who saw themselves as better looking than their wives were more likely to be disgruntled and have negative feelings about their marriage. Men who were more attractive than their partner demonstrated a tendency to offer less emotional and practical support to their wives, claimed one professor. The reason is attractive men have available to them more short-term mating opportunities. This may make them less satisfied and less committed to the marital relationship.The few famous couples which has proven that beautiful girls are happier with plain guys are Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas and Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans. Technorati Tags: plain me...
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God Can Help Your Brand Or Company
2008-03-20 21:07:00
Is your company or your brand going now where or worst still, going down the provebial drain? Fret no more. Help is on its way.There is this wacky Dr. Ed van Pelt, who believes the answer to your company or brand problem is in the hand of GOD! He believes nothing is possible without the Lord's blessing or consent. And your company or your brand are no exception. You can seek help from his company called Christvertising; which has a network of communication specialist and advertsing professionals who can help you to find the right combination and prayers. They skip the strategic deliverables, pass on the matrixes, the payoffs and the metrics. They even ignore any viral funcionality. Christvertising soley focuses on the end-user: GOD!This holy team who will help you through intensive prayers. If GOD loves your brand it will become successful. It can help you to access the power of brand-trageted prayer (BTP) using its own special isosceles approach to marketing. Still not convinced? ...
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Ops! Britney Spears Has Cellulite
2008-03-19 17:58:00
Can you guess whose "elephant trunks" are these? Wearing a pink cut-off skimpy shorts, exposing her thick bulky thighs riddled with cellulite. Gosh, she was once a sexy teeny perky pop idol not long ago. Ops! she did it again. Yes Believe it or not, it's Brtiney Spears ' [source: daily mail]Technorati Tags: britney spears, cellulite, celebrity, fat, idol, notorious blog, kher
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Penis Shaped Drinking Straws
2008-03-19 09:53:00
A fun drinking straw shaped like a phallus. That's what a mother Andrea Bailey says when she bought a package of fun straws for her 3-year old daughter at the Ashland Wal-Mart on Thursday, February 28th.She was aghast when she discovered two of them that are shaped like the male private part. She said that when she complained to Wal-Mart, they were rude to her and acted like she was lying or, was making it all up. Andrea Bailey says her concern is not the $1.69 she paid for the straws, but what might happen to other families with kids a little older than her daughter.According to Wal-Mart, the straws came from a manufacturer called Eagle Marks Corporation. [source:wsaz.com]Technorati Tags: drinking straws, penis-shaped, , wal-mart, humor, quirkies, mother, notorious blog, kher
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The Sexiest Vegetarian Of 2008
2008-03-18 16:00:00
Wanna be sexy looking, ladies? No more meat in your daily diet. That's actually what a model and dancer Shona Barnthouse has done. She was crowned by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) as 2008 's "sexiest vegetarian". Shona Barnthouse was named the winner after beating out 15 other finalists. It was a life-changing decision for this 21-year old beauty from Salt Lake City, Utah. According to Shona after being a vegetarian, she has noticed a boost in daily energy and muscle tone and she needs less sleep too. She is also an animal-lover refuses to wear leather.So it time to get rid of meat from your diet, and you can get a sexy figure just like Shona. Barnthouse.Technorati Tags: sexiest, vegetarian, peta.com, goveg, sexy, model, shona, notorious blog, kher
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Son Paid A Stripper To Dance On His Father's Funeral
2008-03-14 19:18:00
A son in Taizhong town in Taiwan Province, paid £80 for a female stripper to dance in front of his late father's coffin lat Tuesday According to the United Daily News, he has promised his dad, Cai Jinlai that he would get a stripper for his funeral if he (father) lived beyond 100 years old. Old man died at the age of 103 after a three mile walk into town to vote. To fulfil his promise to his late father, Cai Ruigong paid the stripper to dance in front of Cai Jinlai's coffin for more than ten minutes at the funeral. He even urged his father's spirit to extend his hand from the coffin to touch the girl if he liked.He was the oldest person in his village and had more than 100 descendants. According to his son said his father was well-known locally for his interest in strip clubs. In fact engaging a stripper for funeral ritual is not something new in Taiwan. Here is an article about this rather odd practice. Technorati Tags: sex, funeral, stripper, taiwan, coffin, dead, , notorious ...
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Jenna Jameson Pleathers For Peta
2008-03-12 16:13:00
The well-known porn queen Jenna Jameson has joined the list of celebrities like Alicia Silverstone, Sophie Monk, Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez to star in PETA's latest ad campaign. It's called "Pleather Yourself".Pleather ("plastic leather") is a slang term for synthetic leather made out of plastic, a portmanteau of plastic and leather.Jenna Jameson has worn so many adult film awards and has been inducted into the X-Rated Crtics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame. I don't think the public gives two hoots what she has to say about animal sufferings. I think most guys (and some girls too) are more interested in what she does sexually. After all, many of you who has watched her smut, would have probably treat her as a piece of meat or like some wild animal moaning in pain or rather in pleasure. Watch Jenna Jameson in ...errr...PETA video Technorati Tags: jenna jameson, porn, star, peta, animals, pleather, adult, smut, notoriousblog, kher
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Sexy Secretions Magniques
2008-03-11 09:34:00
There is this scandalous scent of potent sensuality. It's said to be provocative, erotic, sensual and "dirty". It's called Sécrétions Magnifiques. It oozes the four "Ss" of raw sexuality...sperm, sweat, saliva and sant (french for blood).This perfume was created by Antoine Maisondieu and has notes of jasmine, aldehydes, lily of the valley, orange blossom, solar amberey accord, patchouli, cacao, musk, and guimauve. Some say it actually smells like the essence of a good old nasty roll in the hay with a sweaty man.Technorati Tags: sex, fragrance, perfume, scent, french, sweat, sperm, saliva, blood, provocative, secretions, magnifiques, notorious blog, kher
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Getting Rich Online By Sleeping
2008-03-09 19:16:00
Forget about all those silly get-rich e-books, seminars and DVDs. Want to be rich? Simply sleep on it. That's how this 22 year old guy is doing. Sleep his way to richess. The concept is pretty simple. He is locked in his bedroom for 23.5 hours a day in front of a webcam wich can be viewed from his site. Viewers are invited to to donate. According to his site, after 25 days, he has collected $9872.95 so far. Check this silly guy out at Sleeping Rich .com.Technorati Tags: rich, make money, online, sleeping, richess, donate, notorious blog, kher
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Seek Or Give Advice On Sex, Love Or Dating
2008-03-06 17:46:00
Ladies, are you one of those who are still mystified by guys? Or you guys who are still "blur" about girls? So, you must be one of those who really need advice about sex, love or dating. Have you ever wondered what pick-up lines have actually worked on a girl or why a guy never called when he promised he would? Have you ever liked someone from a distance but didn't know how to talk to them? Have you ever wanted honest advice about dating, romance and love or candid answers about intimate issues or embarrassing situations? You can get all these answers and more in this interactive site. Here you can ask questions and get honest answers from real-world guys and girls. Plus you get ranked, be recognized, share stories, send and receive personal messages, create dynamic profiles and much more. Topics are focused on love, sex, dating, breaking up, style and other relationship-related subjects.Most of the questions and answers are uncensored and posts can be anonymous so you can be compl...
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The Power Of Blog Marketing
2008-03-06 02:16:00
What is the best way for online advertisers to create buzz and promote their companies, events, web site, products or services ? The answer is blog advertising. The place is snapbomb.com.It is the fastest and the most economic way to reach your targeted customers through millions of blogs. Snapbomb.com will pay bloggers to write and publish quality reviews for advertisers in their blogs respectively, to be read by readers all over the blogosphere. All these blogs are properly valued on their popularity, quality, expertise in a field, audience size and reach, plus feedback from advertisers. All their value data is updated daily to ensured of their relevance to advertisers. The advantages of blog marketing is advertisers receive longterm clicks from these established blogs, enjoy great site visibility via search engines and lots of backlinks at the same time. They have lots of links from lots of relevant, valuable blogs, which means better search engine positioning and also higher con...
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Agent Smith Craving For An Ice-Cream
2008-03-03 07:29:00
Most of us love ice-cream. Smooth icy-cold sweet cream dripping... aahh...It's sinfully delicious. The craving of ice-cream can sometime drive people nut. Take a look what a passing by ice-cream truck does to Agent Smith of Matrix. Technorati Tags: ice-cream, craving, sweet, delicious, icy-cold, agent smith, matrix, humor, notorious blog, kher
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Women Are Better Liars Than Men.
2008-03-03 06:38:00
photo: shap Most females lie "more cleverly and successfully than men" about everything from infidelity and facelifts to barhopping and shopping binges.Well, that is according to Susan Shapiro Barash, author of "Little White Lies, Deep Dark Secrets: The Truth About Why Women Lie". She says women lie as a survival technique, but also to get what they want. Barash interviewed 500 women nationwide who answered her Craigslist ads seeking females to confide what they fib about. Among her findings:75 percent lie about how much money they spend. For instance, they sneak purchases inside their homes after shopping or hide the price tags.* 50 percent harbor "mixed feelings about mothering." One told Barash, "I look at these children and I crave sleep and free time. They wear me out and make me jealous of working women who have no children, no husbands."* More than 60 percent cheated on their husbands. A 32-year-old mother conducted her trysts while telling her trusting husband she was workin...
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Make Money Writing Blog Posts
2008-03-01 19:51:00
There is this new explosive site in the blogosphere. It's called Snapbomb. It is paying bloggers good money to write sponsored posts about products, events, services, press releases, companies and even your interests. Just go over to Snapbomb.com to create an account and submit your blogs to be valued. It will value your blog based on its popularity, expertise in a field, and their audience size and reach. Immediately you start off by writing a post to create a buzz about this new exciting money-making opportunities for bloggers. You'll be paid for writing this post. After you are done, they'll review your post and provide you with feedback and a rating to get you started.Then only you can begin selecting opportunities which are relevant to your blog and your readers. Make it snappy. Head over Snapbomb now and start writing stuff you love, while earning cash at the same time. Cool, isn't it? Technorati Tags: make money, snapbomb, writing, blog, posts, bloggers, reviews, paid, buzz,
More About: Writing , Money , Make Money , Blog
Amazing Mazes.
2008-03-01 18:38:00
If you got nothing better else to do this weekend, how about finding your way through these complex Mazes. Yes, you will be a-maze-d with these interestingly complicated Mazes. Above is just one amazing example in the form of Abraham Lincoln. Well, no skill needed, but you got to have tons of patience and persistence. Find your way to Maze Design. Hopefully you don't need to sweat and swear your way out of those intricate Mazes. Enjoy. Technorati Tags: maze, design, lincoln, fun, notorious blog, kher
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Russian Mobsters' Tombstones
2008-02-28 02:04:00
Have you seen tombstones which resembled large Hollywood movie billboards? They can be found erected right in the graveyard of Rusian city of Yekaterinburg. You see this Russian city was known as “crime capital of Russia” in the 90s. Many of these Russian mob leaders who lived there were killed in gang wars. Naturally they were buried there. These tombstones were air-brushed with the life-like pictures of these dead gangsters posing proudly in their best suites together with their swanky cars or enjoying the best wines. You can see more pictures of these large attractive tombstones over here and here. Technorati Tags: russian, mobsters, paintings, tombstones, notorious blog, kher
The Man Without A Face
2008-02-26 18:40:00
Jose Mestre a Jehovah's Witness who refused to accept a blood transfusion because of his religious belief, has allowed the bloody tumour that first only appeared on his lip in adolescence to obliterate almost all of his face. Now the tumour is 15 inches long and weighing 12 pounds. It has blinded him in one eye plus he has problem eating and breathing too. All because of his his religious prohibition on blood transfusions that has hampered his search for treatment.He is unable to find work or a girlfriend. Jose has been supported by his siblings since the death of his mother, with whom he was very close and from whom he took his religious beliefs. [source:telegraph.com uk]Technorati Tags: tumour, jose mestre, weird, religious, belief, jehovah's witness, notorious blog, kher
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Live Nude Model Posing In Selfridges London
2008-02-25 17:36:00
Many shoppers were stunned to see a real live naked lady sitting on a paint-splattered chair in a Selfridges front window in Oxford Street. Actually it was a daring and innovative window display featuring a nude model Jen Dawson as if posing for a painter in a untidy studio. The showcase was later been replaced by a fully clothed mannequin. Technorati Tags: nude, model, naked, london, selfridges, window, display, painter, studio, notorious blog, kher
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Picture This...
2008-02-25 11:11:00
Here are some pictures which I find them notoriously funny. "I pee...you pee...""Yeah, that's the pussy!""Pump it till it squirts in your hand" "Make it snappy or I'll snap your neck""Minnie And Mickey Boobs""Blogging is hard work. I need to rest on my soft boob for awhile"All these are from zmxncbv.com's photos Technorati Tags: pictures, photos, flick'r, humor, notorios blog, kher
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Yo! Play Your Beatbox.
2008-02-23 13:20:00
Fancy watching a dashund with a turntable doing the beatbox together with scratching, barking, sniffing, panting and says "yo!"?This site is in Swedish, but it is very to get around to create your own sound. Just click the word "space" to start and from there you select your own "effects" the 8 choices provided. After that you can even email it to a friend.Wanna beat your weekend blues? Then pop over to Beatbox Tele2 and have some fun. Technorati Tags: beatbox, yo, music, humor, notorious blog, kher
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Drive-Thru Strip Club
2008-02-22 18:23:00
Now drivers can pull up to a diamond-shaped window to watch an exotic dancer of their choice shimmy and shake in the buff for $10 per minute. Welcome to the world's only all-nude, drive-thru strip club.It's called Climax Gentlemen's Club in Congruity, Pennsylvania. It serves the the needs of the American motorist on the go. What could be more exciting than looking at beautiful naked women after a hard's work. Despite the distracting dancers, Nick Climax, the owner cum cashier says there's never been a car crash. Just a lot of smiles and no complaints. Technorati Tags: sex, strip, club, drive-thru, humor, notorious blog, kher,
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Wild And Wacky Rides Of BonBon Land
2008-02-22 09:09:00
BonBon Land is the fourth largest amusement park in Denmark. It has more than 60 hilariously wacky, dizzying and harrowing amusements and activities packed with white-knuckle thrills and loads of fun for every one. Most of the rides have freaky names like Dog Fark Switchback, The Rubbish Dump, The Horse Dropping, The Gull Dropping Cycle, etc. The Flying Insects is the wildest merry-go-round ride for younger children – they will go flying round and round in little insects and they have to “avoid” being hit by the fly swatter.Other than its wild and fun rides, BonBon Land has a cinema, karoke, clowns and circus performance as well. Technorati Tags: amusement, park, bonbon land, denmark, ridea, wacky, humor, notorious blog, kher
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The Sex Shop For Christian Couples
2008-02-21 13:25:00
How to spice up your sex life wihout compromising your Christian beliefs? Now there is a "sin-free" site where you can buy your sex toys like vibrators, lubricants, edibles, games, massage creams, books and other intimacy kits. This sex site is specially catered to Christian community. It is founded by Joy Wilson together with her husband Kevin. She and her husband talked it over and decided that there must be a way for conservative religious people to add a spark to their romantic lives. She says their site steers clear of certain types of sexual activity that they believe are unholy. And they carefully consider which new products to add to its wide selection.Wilson says she and Kevin are blessed with good health, but that God has shown them that other couples might need help from a particular toy. So they called it Book 22.com. The twenty-second book of the Bible is Song of Solomon. They believe that God intended that such love, as spoken of in Song of Solomon, be a beautiful and ...
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She Really Pissed Him Off!
2008-02-14 12:43:00
Wait for this animated gif to load and watch this kickass video!I'm sure most of you must have watched those porn sluts peeing in public openly or discreetly, right? Here is one video clip which you probably haven't watch it before.Firstly, this clip proves the kinky act [urinating in public] is no setup. The people walking around this bitch are no extras or stooges, but they are real strangers or public. Secondly she learned that not every one gets a kick out of watching her pissing in the open. [video: the unknown highway] *If the above clip doesn't work, click here.Technorati Tags: peeing, public, urinating, pissing, sex, video, porno, slut, kickass, humor, notorious blog, kher
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Girls With Hairy Arms
2008-02-13 21:32:00
Remember sometime ago I wrote a site specially featuring women with pronounced veins running all over their bodies? Now there is this site dedicated to girls with hairy arms. Here, they speak out against growing social trends of arms waxing because they believe natural is beautiful. No woman should have to ever feel embarrassed about having hairy arms because they're just as normal as the hair on your head. They are the most naturally beautiful women with long and visible forearm hair are modeled in a professional venue. Each of their paid models have been recruited to show the world their hairy arms are quite beautiful. Now, women who have felt shy and embarrassed about having visible arm hair have proof that natural and confident is what makes true beauty. For those of you interested in becoming a supporter of the site, and helping to tell women everywhere that having hairy arms is OKAY, [not to mention kinda hot!] then you should sign up for a membership and get instant access t...
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Blogging Bull By A Cow
2008-02-13 18:54:00
I've read that Bob the Irish cow aka John Cow has just got back from a long holiday in Australia. He mentioned in his post "Back To Business" Feb 11, that he received 4000 emails and over 200 new RSS subscribers.Firstly, Irish Bob always uses the pronoun "we", but all his post is authored as John Cow. I smell a cow here. Probably he, Bob from Dublin is just trying to impress his readers that he has a team of writers behind his cow pen. But the style and word usage in all his published posts appear to me like a one man writing.I'm curious as to why do so many people subscribe to HIS blog. Like he has just claimed, HIS blog has just received over 200 new RSS subscribers. Frankly, I don't find any latest information, interesting tips, useful tutorials or titilating tidbits. All he does is writing some reviews or some outdated tips like freelance writing. Pop over to his category "make money online" and see how much can you actually learn from them.Well, maybe lots of noobs love to r...
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Virtual Lingerie Shopping With "Live" Models
2008-02-13 05:36:00
Like to go inside an online dressing room with three beautiful well-shaped girls? Well, actually these girls are in there to assist you to choose your lingerie. They will model for you free of charge. They will put on any of your selected item. So now you can actually see how each of these lingerie looks on a human body. You don't need to imagine anymore; by looking at those loose isolated pieces lying flatly in some cataloguesFirst you select a model, then pick your product by category, brand or price. Next click on any of your selected items and your model will walk out smiling all dressed in your selection. You can instruct her to turn around so you can see the rear view, plus getting her to come closer to you and back to the original position. Isn't it cool? So, sneak into the changing room now and get one of these ladies to assist you to select any sexy lingerie like bra, thong, corset or knicker this Valentine's Day. Oh, yes, it's KnickerPicker.Technorati Tags: lingerie, o...
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Attention All Online Porno Addicts!
2008-02-11 23:38:00
Bobo Chan has made a boo-boo here!Listen here all you online porno addicts. I know you are always in constant fear of picking up nasty viruses or being found out through your dirty-tatinted history and security breeches. Here are some of the best 100 tools and resources available to keep your system clean and safe, while you out smut surfing. Learn which browsers are safe to go cruising, how to cover all your dirty tracks leaving no stained history behind, get rid off spywares, viruses and other nasties, protect your privacy, keep your porno-addiction a secret, get reliable tools to keep your PC safe and clean, a host of tutorials and lastly know how to keep your dirty business safe from your kids.Enjoy smut, but be smart. So get all your necessary protection here! Technorati Tags: smut, porno, safe, viruses, tools, resources, protection, privacy, safety, PC, spywares, sex, notorious blog, kher
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What Maki Didn't Do And what Yaro Did!
2008-02-11 06:53:00
On January 21, Maki of DoshDosh wrote a piece showing his readers a list of eight [8] things he DIDN'T do to get that 10,000 subscribers. No Showing of Feedcount. No guest posting. No contests/projects. No advertising. No incentives. No guest bloggers. No Digg front pages. No frequent posting. According to Maki most of the points above are practiced by most bloggers concerned with their feed subscriber numbers. Then February 5, Yaro Starak began in his post, " I was reading a post over at DoshDosh where Maki notes his RSS readership broke the 10,000 subscriber mark and what he did (or really, what he didn’t do) to realize that result...." Yaro was slightly irritated about Maki's post by saying Maki has pretty much bucked the trend and not done anything he recommend in his "Blog Mastermind" or countless other bloggers suggest as good practice to grow a successful blog (things even Maki recommends to other bloggers). Yaro went on and said, " Maki is an anomaly. Maki has a gift, a ...
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