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Notorious B.L.O.G.
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Make Money Online With Home-Made Porn!
2008-02-09 00:11:00
Want to make money online? Bloggers out there who are still struggling to make that miserable income form your blogs, writing paid reviews, affiliate marketing or contextual ads, why don't you try home-made porn! You can earn a decent income each month by posting your own work.Online porn is estimated to be as large as a $14 billion industry, and the studios that have long controlled content are already feeling the pinch of the homemade competition. There is real money in user-generated and user-shared content.Most young voyeurs these days are posting their pictures on places like their blogs and MySpace. While plenty of amateur pornographers or exhibitionists have posted their work online for free. Some do-it-yourself pornographers are now posting videos to a new section of the video-sharing site called XTube.com. And make good money. The adult video-sharing site XTube, which offers thousands of free videos, thinks it has solved the problem of getting people to pay for porn by off...
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Heidi Fleiss Was Arrested
2008-02-08 10:44:00
Heidi Fleiss' heydaysRemember the infamous "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss? In 1997 she was convicted in connection with her prostitution ring with charges including pandering and tax evasion. Her ring had numerous famous and wealthy clients which included famous movie stars. In 2004, her notorious life as turned into a made-for-TV movie entitled "Call me: The Rise And Fall of Heidi Fleiss, in which Fleiss was portrayed by actress Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Fleiss owns a store called "Dirty Laundry" in Pahrump, Nevada.Heidi Fleiss' drugged and dazedOn Feb 7 [Thursday], she was arrested on charges of illegal possession of prescription drugs and driving under the influence. She was pulled over at about 9:30 a.m. by sheriff's deputies responding to a report of a possible drunken driver. Fleiss and a passenger in the car were found to be under the influence of a controlled substance. Fleiss had prescription medication but could not produce a valid prescription, the sheriff's office said. She...
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A Fu*king Awesome Love Song
2008-02-07 21:39:00
Wanna listen to a real awesome or rather awful "love" song called "I Want To Fu*k You" sang by this geek with big ears? Technorati Tags: geek, song, vulgar, fuck, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Make This Real Bum a Billionaire!
2008-02-07 20:32:00
His name is Guy Ladd Ritchie. He is from Wichita Falls and he is a bum living on the streets. And he wants you to put a real bum (him!) on next for Forbes Richest People List. Yes, the next Bumllionaire! According to the Internet World Stat, we've already 1 billion online users. So if each of them just give this real bum a dollar, he will be next year's Forbes Magazine Billionaire List. Just that simple. Check out the list of world's billionaire. So get this bum off the streets and get him on the cover of Forbes magazine and make the rest of the so-called billionaires look like bum! Technorati Tags: billionaire, forbes, richest, , bum, humor, money, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Nude Posh Spice On Beckham's Arm
2008-02-07 10:18:00
David Beckham recently showed off his latest tattoo of his naked wife Victoria. It is done on his left arm featuring the Spice Girl lying on her back surrounded by stars and baring her breasts with her knees raised up seductively. The new addition wraps around an existing design reading 'Victoria' in Hindi.It was sad that the tattoo is based on David's favourite photograph of Victoria from a Bridget Bardot-inspired shoot she did for Pop magazine four years ago.This new naked Victoria tattoo was designed by David's personal tattooist Lou Malloy and is his 11th piece of body art.Technorati Tags: beckham, victoria, posh, spice, tattoo, naked, nude, sex, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Black People Love Us!
2008-02-06 19:21:00
Have you seen this killer site with an equally killer domain name? Black People Love Us! And the domain name is also blackpeopleloveus.com! The white couple who called themselves Sally and Johnny respectively. They claim they are just regular, normal people—just like you! We grew up in your average neighborhoods doing the usual things that all people do: swimming, golf, horseback riding, arts and crafts, gardening, building treehouses, mowing the lawn, selling lemonade, etc. Cheekily Johnny and Sally said they are well-liked by Black people (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people) They thought it'd be cool to honor their exceptional status! Crappy white stuff?Check out its satirical "testimonials from out real life friends" and those supicious-looking photos where both of them mingled and having good times together! Technorati Tags: racial, humor, black, people, satire, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Don't Be a Dummy, Know Your Consumer Rights
2008-02-05 03:26:00
As a consumer you have a right to goods that are: of a Satisfactory Quality, i.e. generally free from fault or defect, of a reasonable appearance and finish and safe and durable. Fit for the purpose - goods should be fit for any specific or particular purpose made known at the time of the agreement. also as described - goods should correspond with any description applied to them. If the product does not satisy the any or all of the above three conditions, you can lodge a report to your local consumers' association. Just like this unsatisfied customer in Romania.A sex shop in in Brasov, Transylvania, was fined more than $1200 and ordered by the Romania consumer officials to replace a new inflatable new doll to this unhappy customer.The man in his 40s complained that the rubber doll had lost its moan and it also deflated too quickly. Technorati Tags: consumer, rights, sex, dolls,, inflatable, dummy, moan, deflate, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Anti-Masturbation Device
2008-02-03 18:05:00
Heard of anti-masturbation device? It is an extremely rare and weird piece of device dating back to 1880. This 31/2 inch high copper gadget was attached to a belt worn by boys to prevent nocturnal emissions or wet dreams back in those days. Guys, if you like to get hold of this freaky device and try it out on yourself, place your bid at e-bay. Technorati Tags: masturbation, wet dreams, sex, device, ebay, rare, humor, notorious blog, kher
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Sniff Rosie O'Donnell's Vagina
2008-02-02 10:18:00
These days every other celebrity is coming with his or her own scent. Perfume to be exact. The latest sensational scent is said to be from the lesbian actress Rosie O 'Donnell called Rosie's Vagina ! It is inspired by the strong, determined aroma of bitter, obnoxious, ruggedly independent women in comfortable boots and flannel shirts everywhere. Spray a little of her Vagina on your wrist and you are making the bold statement that Feminism is not only here to stay but refuses to be washed off with most modern chemical solvents.If you want to have a free sample of Rosie's Vagina, just fill up the form and email it. Did you smell a rat or Rosie's Vagina? Probably they are the same smell!Anyway, want to know more of Rosie's Vagina, go down to sniff it here.Technorati Tags: rosie, donnell, vagina, perfume, scent, sniff, celebrities, sex, humor, notorious blog, kher
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Shocking Stories From The Bible With Legos!
2008-02-02 08:05:00
As we know the Bible has been interpreted in so many different ways. There are so many shocking and weird stories found in the holy book. For instance, in Numbers 5:20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell;22 And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen.23 And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water:24 And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter. It simply means if a woman who has sex wit...
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Oprah Winfrey Talks Masturbation
2008-02-02 03:02:00
"Self cultivation" or female masturbation. That's what Oprah Winfrey 's guest Dr. Christiane Northrup talked or rather encouraged the women to do. Self-amused yourself in 30-minute sessions at least three times a week, as a form of female Viagra. According to her you can learn to rewire yourself from natural pleasure by connecting all the erogenous zones down to your clitoris. Practise and once you're good at it, you can invite someone in! [huffington post]By the way here is clip from Absolute Truth, hosted by by Cenk Uygur and Jill Pike. You get to hear Jill reveals how she masturbates and uses her vibrator as a microphone. Technorati Tags: oprah, masturbation, sex, viagra, female, absolut truth, jill pike, vibrator, notorious blog, kher
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World Naked Bike Ride
2008-01-31 22:42:00
Come March 2008, pull out your bicycle and take off your clothes and ride together naked celebrating the most exciting event of the year- World Naked Bike Ride [WNBR]. 20 countries and 70 cities world wide are taking part in this exhilarating cycling parade to celebrate cycling and the human body. The ride demonstrates the vulnerability of cyclists on the road and is a protest against oil dependency. The World Naked Bike Ride group was created by Conrad Schmidt to help coordinate a large international naked bike ride between many different activist groups across the World. The World's first international naked bike ride in 2004 and it has been popular ever since. On that day, it can be just you buck naked with your bike or you can even paint your body or customize your bikes. Feel free to express yourself. Every one is invited, including children. It is a family-friendly outing. Bare as you dare is the motto.Technorati Tags: bike, ride, bicycles, naked, nude, oil, automobile, huma...
Keep Tab On Britney Spears' Tits
2008-01-31 15:23:00
We have heard and seen so much of Britney Spears ' messed-up personal life, raunchy antics and other bizarre behaviors. Here is the latest on Britney Spears'.... tits. [totally crap].Or watch Britney Spears' tits on this video clip [Derek Hail]Technorati Tags: britney spears, tits, boobs, celebrity, sex, antics, raunchy, bizarre, video, notorious blog, kher
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Bondage Dolls For Cellphones
2008-01-31 06:06:00
For those of you who love watching Japanese soft-core Masaru Konuma's sadomasochism movies like "Flower And Snake" or "Wife To Be Sacrified"; watching "Queen of Pink Film" NaomiTani being tied up and tortured, you may like to own a Japanese hand-made tied-up toy for your cellphone. These cutesy animal and fruit stuffed toys are bound in intricate bondage knots, and come all ready to be tied up to your cell phone. It is said to be the hottest fashion accessories in Tokyo's trend-conscious gay quarter of Shinjuku Ni Chome.So if you are into those tied-me-up and throw-me-down stuff, probably you like to tie one of these bodage toys to your cellphone. Technorati Tags: japanese, bondage, cellphones, dolls, tiedup, naomi, tani, sadomasochism, sex, notorious blog, kher
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PETA- State Of Undress
2008-01-31 04:24:00
PETA always have these female celebrities to speak out against fur or rather to pose "naked" for the anti-fur campaigns. We have popular stars like Pamela Anderson, Charlotte Ross, Eva Mendes or Playboy's Holly Anderson who have bared themselves to the world for a great cause.PETA's 2008 State Of the Union Undress is calling on members of Congress to support a tax on meat. Among other reasons, meat is the number one cause of global warming, a looming environmental disaster that threatens the United States with billions of dollars in damages from rising sea levels, worsening storms, increased droughts and also PETA is trying to encourage people to eat less meat.Revenue from the tax could be used to fund education programs about the health and environmental benefits of reducing meat consumption. If you still cannot understand, then listen to this lady addressing this issue and watch her undressing at the same time. Don't concentrate on her "meat", you're supposed to reduce meat co...
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Victoria Beckham Naked
2008-01-30 12:24:00
It's going to be the hottest T-shirt of the seasson among the fashionistas. Featuring Victoria Beckham stark naked, except with her hands covering her pair of boobs and the letter 'Y' from the caption "Protect The Skin You're In" shielding her modesty. Is Posh Spice really using her nude figure to raise awareness of the dangers of skin cancer or is she merely using it as a promotional gimmick to salvage her struggling singing career? Personally I think she needs that exposure to put the spice back into Posh. Technorati Tags: naked, nude, victoria, beckham, sex, skin, cancer, campaign, posh, spice, notorious blog, kher
Don't Drop The Soap!
2008-01-30 03:56:00
pix:stop prison rape.org"Don't drop the soap" or "Don't pick up the soap". These notorious advice have entered the popular lexicon [no pun intended]. It simply means prison rape. Watch this commercial and you'll definitely pick up the meaning of "Don't pick up the soap". Click to play the videoNow, there is this prison-themed board game called "Don't Drop The Soap ". According to its creator John Sebelius [son of Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius], you fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.The game includes five collectible criminal tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using 'Wheelz," muscle-flexing "Anf...
Unleashed Blogger: A-List Or A-Hole List?
2008-01-29 05:06:00
LATEST RELEASE:pix:onemansgoalAccording to Bryan and some others, the ever-vexed Vic of Blogger Unleashed is an A-hole. You can read more of Bryan's pent-up tirade in OneMansGoal.com. Technorati Tags: vic, blogger, blogging, unleashed, bryan, tirade, asshole, humor, notorious blog, kher
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Revenge Is SHIT!
2008-01-28 17:26:00
Poop it them!Have anyone pissed you off and you feel real shit about it? Don't get mad. Get even. Get a bag of real nasty, smelly stinky fresh pile of poop and post it to them!Pick-A-PoopYeah, revenge is sweet or rather stink in this case. You can get a choice of different shit like cow dung, gorilla shit or elephant crap. Each package contains a business card, right in the poop! When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma and dig it out of the shit only to find this on the back. Is it real shit? Well, according to the site it assures us that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will definitely 'scent' your message across to your intended victim. Rest assured, it will be sent anonymously. So if need to get even with your creepy ex-spouse, slimy neighbors, or your mean boss, get them a bag of shit from shitsenders.com . It makes a great gag gift too. Technorati Tags: shit, poop, crap, sender, revenge, smelly, nasty, gag, gift, humou...
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In The Mood For Lust
2008-01-28 02:38:00
Ambience. It is a heightened sense of awareness that picks up on subtle tones and nuances. Ambience plays an important part in many commercial places like hotels, restaurants and even brothels or bordellos. I believe these places of sins and pleasure rely heavily on it to capture the sense of hedonism, lust and abandonment. Below are three bedrooms with completely unique settings or ambience to meet the needs and preferences of different customers. Any direction any style on a round bed, while watching it on the mirrors in this opulent cathouse For lovers of erotic Manga and paid sex. Passion for red hot session and love watching it at the same time These well-designed brothels are found in Germany. There are other interesting settings which resemble your grandma's bedroom of old-fashioned white lacy curtains, nursing home, Red Indian tepee, lingerie-decorated walls, etc. You can take a peep into more naughty rooms over here. Technorati Tags: brothels, bordellos, cathouse, hookers,...
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Like To Marry A Prison Inmate?
2008-01-25 22:23:00
Inmate's ProfileLooking for a perfect mate? Or rather a prison inmate! Whether you're from California, Connecticut, Mississippi, New Mexico, New York or Washington State, they can find just the right inmate for just the right marriage.You see in many states, it's not just legal, but legally required! That means that the state doesn't just have to permit it, they have to spend tax dollars to help you hook up with your wife. Acceptance of this program varies from state to state.Conjugal visitation is now only permitted in six states. California, Connecticut, Mississippi, New Mexico, New York and Washington are the only places where you can marry an inmate, and then have regular sex with him or her. Well, if you marry one of these inmates, you don't have to worry where your spouse is, who they're hanging out with, or ever wonder if you're being cheated on. By marrying a convict inside the prison system, you can rest assured that the state is looking out for you, plus that you wi...
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Blog, Blogger And Blogging
2008-01-25 04:51:00
Here are some blogs which you might find them useful, worthless or utterly crappy: BLOGGER UNLEASED- A no-hold barred site by the ever-vexed Vic. Some of you might find him a breath of fresh air or rather fouled air. Ranting and spewing the four-letter word in almost every post. Definitely not for the lily-livered bloggers and the so-called A-Listers.BLOGGRRL - This blog seems like a one-post wonder. Her one and only popular post "The Three Little Blog s: A Cautionary Tale" which was highlighted by Darren of ProBlogger . It enjoyed some publicity for some time. And it lived happily ever after. Today it would be most appropriate to call BLOGGRRL as BLOGREVIEW. Almost every other post is a paid review and this blog is getting far less comments as before. DOSH DOSH - For those who has the patience to read long posts or rather articles, then Maki's make-money online blog is for you. There are tons of articles on professional blogging, affiliate marketing, get-paid-to programs, advertisin...
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For Those Who Sin, Forget And Smoke
2008-01-25 04:32:00
For those sinners out there, there is an easier and faster way to repent. Forget about saying your prayers or doing some good deeds. Just wash and rinse away your sins away with a bottle of Sins Liquid Soap. It comes with a handy communal dispenser. So you liars, cheaters, crooks, hustlers, or delinquents, save yourself today and repent with a little bit of liquid soap. Your absent-minded hubby is always having problem finding his own misplaced keys and as usual he would conveniently blame it on you, right? It's time to right the wrong. Get this chrome plated His & Hers key Holders. They provide a convenient place to hang up your keys and your your dumb hubby's keys separately! The key holder is supplied with its own unique key, which is then attached to your own set of keys. So now he cannot scream at you each time he can't find his own keys! Your boyfriend is a smoker and you want him to quit? Don't need to plaster him all over with those stop smoking patches or pester hi...
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Inflight Entertainment
2008-01-24 18:40:00
Up, up and away...Well, I agree that most long flights can be tediously tiresome. The constant droning sound of the engine and the bland food can get anyone air sick. Most passengers would be bored to death. So normally they would do some light reading, listen to music or just doze off. But what are the pilots and air-hostesses doing in the cockpit? Well, from the video clip, it appears to me they know how to keep themselves fully and happily occupied; engaging themselves in some naughty fun while the plane was engaged in auto-throttle mode. The plump and older air stewardess did a striptease act right in the cockpit to the amusement of her colleagues.Thank you for flying with us and hope you will enjoy watching this inflight movie. Technorati Tags: flying, airline, boring, hostess, pilots, passengers, sex, striptease, video, inflight, movie, entertainment, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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In Case Of Emergency, Wear A Condom
2008-01-24 11:54:00
demo for safe "landing"I am sure many of you who have traveled by air most probably are not bothered with the same boring safety demo by the equally boring air hostess. Some of you might feel uncomfortable talking about the safety dos and donts in case of emergency. But this demo will not only make you feel comfortable but exciting as well. I'm sure many male passengers will sit up or look up from their magazines and watch this safety demo with full erection attention. Who cares about tastless airline food when we have this sweet air hostess in a sexy outfit seductively slipping a condom into a long transparent rigid phallus to demonstrate safe sex. Happy flying and safely "landing"! Watch the clip.Technorati Tags: flying, airline, hostess, sex, safety, emergency, condom, demonstration, landing, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Watch Bert And Ernie Banging!
2008-01-24 11:06:00
There are rumours about Bert and Ernie 's closed relationship. Yeah, they are merely dummies fooling around or singing to entertain kids in Sesame Street. But when they are off the street, off the set, these two suspiciously-closed buddies can get on real wild and brutal. They actually can keep banging non-stop! Loud, unbridled and unstoppable! Watch this hardcore clip of them banging creaselessly for 2 minutes and 30 seconds!Technorati Tags: bert, ernie, sesame, street, dummies, hardcore, banging, wild, brutal, youtube, humor, notoriousblog, kher cheng guan
Drop Dead Sexy
2008-01-23 19:27:00
This black sexy baby-doll lingerie set is a deadly hot stuff. Slip into it and crawl into your satin sheet or propped up with some fluffy pillows; amid low glistening candle lights or puff a fag and gives a slow sultry draw to entice your partner and you could end up screaming into the night. But they are not those hot passionate shrieks. You see this La Senza lingerie set is fire hazard. Highly flammable, especially those flirty marabou trim on the shoulder straps. Testing by the federal agency showed marabou trim on the product failed to meet flammability standards for clothing and textiles.According to the federal agency, this naughty-looking lingerie could easily catch fire and cause serious burns to consumers if exposed to a heat source such as a candle, cigarette lighter or stove burner. La Senza has removed the lingerie from its stores.Technorati Tags: lingerie, sex, fire, flammable, hazard, la senza, marabou, notoriousblog, kher cheng guan
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Old English Dames Of Desire
2008-01-23 01:06:00
They are hot. They are raunchy. They are strippers from UK. And they are as old as your mum or grandma. Ranging from 51 years old to the ripe old age of 74. Definitely these brave old dames don't have lascivious lithe bodies. Probably sagging flabby flesh and ripples of cellulite. But for those who fancy ogling sexy older women, then they are your cup of English tea, so to speak. Lady Lena in redThe oldest is bespectacled 74 year old Lena from Hornchurch, Essex. As a mum of seven, with nine grandkids, she has been strutting her stuff in her favourite little French maid outfit for the past 25 years. She has yet to slow down. Fran's cups runneth overNext is the 62 year old Fran from Oxford. According to her she used to have hourglass figure, but after having two kids, the pounds started piling up. It was a hot and younger Italian lover whom she met on the Internet dating site, who reignited her buried desire. She has even did a photo shoot for an adult publication back in 1999. "St...
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Cheap Hotels In Iceland, Reykjavik, Denmark And Copenhagen
2008-01-22 16:42:00
Iceland. The country with a chilly-cold name is becoming one of Europe's hottest tourist destinations. Renowned for its its spectacular natural features like glaciers, hot springs, geysers, steaming solfataras, raging rivers and magnificent waterfalls. It has a rich history and folklore tradition. You can find lots of last minute cheap hotels in Iceland . For as cheap as EUR 52, you can stay in a two-star hotel. And if you travel southwest of Iceland, you will reach its capital, Reykjavik. It is often dubbed as "the nightlife capital of the north". Other than its Here you thriving cafes, pubs and clubs, there are many other interesting tourist attractions like Hallgrimskirkja, the largest church in Iceland, Nautholsvik a geothermically heated beach and the main shopping street of Laugavegur. For accomodation again there are many cheap Reykjavik hotels around. Now, how about a trip to Denmark ? It is a small country made up of the Jutland Peninsula and over 400 islands with many of i...
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Judge A Book By Its Cover
2008-01-21 06:43:00
photo: zombophotoPeople always say don't judge a book by its cover. Well, back in my younger days, it's the covers of those pulp fictions which roused me to buy all those detective paperbacks by Carter Brown, Mike Shayne, John Macdonald, Perry Mason, Travis McGgee and others. Those amazing hand drawn artwork by Robert McGinnis are my favourite. Those who like to see more of those beautifully hand-drawn covers of romantic or detective pulp fictions, pop over to Pulp Fiction Postcards. Technorati Tags: cover, pulp, paperback, detective, romantic, mcginnis, artwork, sex, carter brown, mike shayne, novels, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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