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Vagina Couch For Sale
2008-01-20 17:23:00
It is soft, fluffy and pink in color. It is so comfy to slip between the "labia monora" and snuggle inside. It is the Vagina ....Couch .It is designed and made by Willow while she was in art school. Due to space constraint, Willow has decided to sell off her Vagina Couch at $600. The couch is rather large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall . It is several several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. It is functional and also as an unique piece of decor which will rouse your guests into some stimulating and naughty conversation. Anyone interested have to pick this Vagina Couch in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of San Franscico. It is listed in the craiglist. Technorati Tags: vagina, couch, craiglist, furniture, sale, art, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Angolan Boy With A Big Mouth
2008-01-19 19:47:00
s-t-r-e-t-c-hKeep your eyes wide open. Watch how this Angolan boy stretches his mouth wide open. So when he says he could swallow a horse, it's no horse-shit! You don't need to stretch your imagination, just watch the amazing video clip. Technorati Tags: weird, angola, africa, wide, mouth, stretch, bizarre, swallow, horseshit, notorious blog, kher cheng guan,
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Do Not Do
2008-01-19 19:02:00
When someone tell you Not to think of a certain number and immediately that particular number would appear in your mind, right? Same goes for this : DO NOT CLICK!Technorati Tags: press, do, not, click, button, humor, notorious blog, kher chengg uan

Have A Cuppa And A Grope
2008-01-18 13:11:00
Coffee,Tea Or Grope? The prevalence of chikan, or molesters in Japan is as infamous as their kinky TV gameshows. Some say that the number of chikan has swelled simply because many do not view their actions as a crime. In view with the severity of this groping problem, many train operators have introduced women-only train carriages.But some enterprizing Japanese have come out with a better or "more appropriate" idea. They opened TR Cafe or Train Cafe which mocked-up as a train carriage. Here these cheeky chikan can act out their perversion at a price, without being arrested. This cafe has registered 250 female "victims", including college students and housewives. No preying eyes from the law. Only willing "victims".. Grope To your heart's and hand's content!So if you want to take a naughty ride and grope your way through your journey, jump on aboard at TR Cafe. Oh yes, you won't hear the announcement "Mind The Gap"! Probably you'll hear "Enjoy The Gap!" Technorati Tags: train, ja...

How To Choose A Camera Tripod
2008-01-18 09:50:00
The function of a tripod appears simple enough; to hold your camera steady in any position you want. Yet, finding an appropriate tripod can be a daunting task. At best, any tripod is a compromise between size, weight, flexibility, convenience and price. The important thing is to settle on a model that is as compatible with your needs as possible. So, what should you look for when shopping for tripods? I was told the three key things you should be the size, the weight and the head. Get one that is high enough to position your camera at eye level. Generally, for a two- or three-section tripod weighing about seven to nine pounds should be perfect for 35mm and medium-format cameras. Remember the head is the most important component of any tripod. Get a two-handle pan-and-tilt head that can be adjusted easily and precisely for vertical or horizontal positions or anything in between. A single-handle head can be used but it is not nearly as convenient or as precise as the two-handle type. ...
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Learn From Experience
2008-01-17 23:47:00
As they say, you can't learn everything in a classroom, You need to go out there to explore. And experience is the best teacher, right? A beautiful English teacher Sarah Green has been suspended from her post at an independent school after pupils identified her on the internet as a talent performing simulating sex in a raunchy TV advertisement for workwear called Scruffs HardWear. With its slogan "It's Gonna Get Dirty". She has been asked to stay away from Stockport Grammar School, in Greater Manchester, while staff investigate concerns raised by parents. She is alleged to be one of three women shown fully clothed but simulating sex with workmen at a construction site and office for a promotion ad to sell Scruffs workwear. It was reported that sexy Sarah shot that ad before she joined the school. Watch and learn a thing or two from teacher Sarah not from her classroom, but in a lonely office near a constrution site, where it is usually hot, hard and dirty.Technorati Tags: sex, com...
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Celebrities:Now You RecognizeThem, Now You Don't
2008-01-17 22:54:00
They are stars. They are celebrities. They are gorgeous....only when they wear makeup! Take a peek at some of these iconic beauties from the entertainment world, where beauty is everything. You may not recognize these so-called celebrated gorgeous ladies without their makeup and pushups. As they say there's no business like show business. So, let me show you.... Is she a Pretty Woman or a hooker with a heart of gold? Desperate-looking Eva Longoria, Desirous-looking Gabrielle Sorlis Nicollette Sheridan and her "mum" Makeup maketh a celebrity right, Jessica Simpson? Technorati Tags: celebrities, makeup, recognize, show, eva, longoria, nicollette, julia, roberts, jesicca, simpson, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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For Indian movie Buffs
2008-01-17 05:28:00
This is specially for Indian movies buffs. Other than Bollywood movies, trailers, comedy clips and music videos, it also offers TV serials, plays, stage shows and also Indian commercials. You can watch them or submit your own here to be shared. If you love Indian music or love to watch Indian girls gyrating their bouncy bellies, then take a break and pop over to Interval.InBy the way, for those you like to "make" you own Indian movies or create your own wacky subtitles to Indian movies, check out "Make" Your Own Hindi Or Tamil Movie s" on my other site.Technorati Tags: indian, movies, bollywood, comedy, commercials, hindi, tamil, notorious BLOG, kher cheng guan

Prescient Yet Unforseen
2008-01-16 19:38:00
Picture this. A renowned magazine on astrology could not predict its own future!The Astrological Magazine, which is said to be the world’s foremost and most authentic journal on Jyotisha or Hindu astrology with an international readership. Mrs. Gayatri Devi Vasudev [picture on the right] is the Editor of The Astrological Magazine. She was actively involved with Dr. B.V. Raman [founder editor], until his death; in his mission to bring astrology into the comity of sciences. She continues his mission. Gayatri Devi Vasudev’s many prominent predictions in The Astrological Magazine include: the assassination of Mrs. Indira Gandhi, the election of George Bush, Ramakrishna Hegde’s chief-ministership and subsequent loss of power, Benazir Bhutto’s prime ministership and exit, the “end of the Rajiv era”, the return of Banazir Bhutto, the re-election of Bill Clinton, the death of King Hussain of Jordan, the formation and continuance of the BJP led Government in India, the Kargil war...

Pee Upside Down
2008-01-15 23:34:00
"Look dude, no hands!"He was either bored or very thirsty. Or probably he was somewhat kinky; engaging in some kind of self-golden shower!Click here and watch it for yourself. And don't get yourself wet laughing at his antic. Technorati Tags: monkey, peeing, thirsty, golden shower, urophilia, , urolagnia, humor, notorious, BLOG, kher cheng guan
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Plump Peach Girls
2008-01-15 23:16:00
Follow up from my last post on chubby cheerleaders; how about a pub in tokyo which is served by a bevy of young curvy chubby Japanese girls. It's called Peach Girls . Check them out for those who has huge appetite for large sized girls.Technorati Tags: plump, chubby, peach, girls, japanese, pub, sex, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Clitoris At Your Fingertips
2007-12-24 03:48:00
For those of you who have never rub a clit before [be it your own], now there's a way for you to practise at your own convenience.It's called rubMyClit and specially made for iPhone. It's a clitoristimulator. All you need to do is place both you naughty fingers horizontally on the smooth screen and start rubbing, baby. Don't stop and see how fast you can make it climax. Watch the demo here.Technorati Tags: iPhone, clitoris, rub, climax, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan

They're So Vein!
2007-12-23 18:45:00
Do you get turn on seeing women with veins roping around pumped-up biceps? Vein s on the stomach of a woman, their thighs or women's feet completely covered with veins? If you're into vein fetishism, there is one pronounced site with 500 over pictures in one hundred over galleries of different adult women with extreme protuberant veins that will meet your desire. You can purchase these pictures online. They are also looking for new photo models. Regardless of whether you are slim, a bodybuilder or do sports; if you have a multitude of prominent veins on the upper-arms and forearms, or on the legs and feet, let yourself be photographed and make some money. Note: For adults only. And if you're easily offended and do not wish to view pictures or videos of women with highly pronounced veins, don't go into Veiny Women.Technorati Tags: veins, women, humor, fetishism, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan

What A "Cocky" Bar!
2007-12-22 18:10:00
Do you know there is a little historical and "cocky" bar called Turrisi that stands on a lovely piazza in Castelmola, the highest peak on top of Taormina, huddled against a mountain overlooking the beautiful bays? It has been passed down from generation to generation. Peppino the present owner was happy that he was able to have three sons within five years. Feeling proud of his manhood or his sexual prowess; in 1975 he started using one symbol that he felt best represent it all: the penis or what the Sicilians called it La Minchia. The symbol was accepted by everyone and became an important part of the bar. Customers now can relax sipping their favorite wines surrounded with penises in different shapes, lengths and materials, in wood, ceramics, terracotta, worked iron, pasta and marzipan. Even it has a brass door handle shaped of a phallus with testicles. Next time you are in Castelmola, Sicily, remember to visit this phallus-place called Turrisi.Technorati Tags: cock, penis, bar, ...

Caused Them To Strip
2007-12-22 04:59:00
These days, almost every one is stripping for a good cause. Not only those celebrities for Peta's campaign, or the recent hot hunky bare-chested mormon missionaries. Even some senior ladies of Greensfield have daringly revealed themselves just like the movie Calender Girls. Take a peep behind and see how these daring grannies bare it in front of the camera.Technorati Tags: naked, nude, peta, calender girls, greensfield, celebrities, mormon exposed, , humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Die Standing
2007-12-21 06:00:00
photo by daniele persaresiDo you know that a man died of hanging with a noose around his neck, usually have an erected penis between his legs? Yes, died with a hard-on. Hard to belive, right? This phenomenan is called death erection or terminal erection. It's because of the pressure of the noose [rope] caused on the cerebellum. The cerebellum is the region of the brain that plays an important role in the integration of sensory perception and motor control. Do you know that, death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals [sex organs] of both men and women. In women, the labia will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina. There is this claim that the idea of erotic asphyxiation probably comes from death erection.Technorati Tags: hanging, erection, death, hard-on, erotic asphyxiation, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Ho, Ho, Ho, That's Naughty!
2007-12-20 18:29:00
photo by sue richardThis is a reminder to all Santas working at the Danbury Fair mall. You better watch out...The lady with the crutchesYou better don't let her sit on your lap I'm telling you whySandrama Lamy maybe coming to the mall again...Yes, I'm sure many of you have heard about the lady with the crutches who allegedly groped a Father Santa at Danbury Fair mall. But Lamy vehemently denied the shocking allegation, or was it just some her lame excuse? Technorati Tags: santa claus, groping, mall, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan

Weird World Of Ideas
2007-12-19 15:54:00
Who says there are no more fresh or new niches for blogging? Think outside the proverbial box. Stretch your imagination a wee bit. View the world from an askew perspective. Think of the unthinkable. Dig deeper into the recess of your mind. Rack your shrivelled brain. Alright, let me show you some extreme examples to jump start your imagination.Here are a few strange [sick to some] and unique blogs which might inspire or disgust you to come up with some new niches for your next blog. A blog showing nothing but people sleeping in public places like parks, roadsides, public transports, etc. Probably you can have one where people coughing or sneezing in public. Having problem with your marriage? Your wife is making you miserable? Kick her to the curb! Divorce your wife and send her packing! We got the divorce help and divorce advice that you really need. Interested visit Dump Your Wife Now, now! Call them whatever you like: nads, balls, testicles, bollocks, gonads, cullions or rocks. Le...
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Denver Computer Support
2007-12-19 14:05:00
If you're from Denver , you may need computer support at one time or another, and BNC is the leading Denver computer support company of choice. They have a helpdesk that is open all day every day and also provide computer support analysis. Check out BNC today and I'm sure you'll see why they're one of Denver's leading IT companies.
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These Candles Make Scent
2007-12-18 18:19:00
URINAL CAKE CANDLEYes, it's called Urinal Cake Candle. Candle that smells like pee? Well, actually it doesn't. It has a cinnamony floral smell that's modeled after the industrial chemical freshness of a urinal cake, you find in public restrooms. According to the ad, this is the perfect gift for anyone that likes tacos, asparagus, and really hot chicken wings. It comes in a 8 oz.tin. Put this on your dinning table this Christmas dinner and the quirky name of this candle is definitely to spark up some lively conversations. And probably your guests might end up laughing so hard till they wet their pants. STRIPPER CANDLESo how does a stripper smell like? If you don't know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter. This gift is said to be suitable for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her cold hard pole. Actually it smells just like any other candle. Like any st...
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Tattoo With Breast Implants
2007-12-18 04:27:00
Women having silicone breast implants that is not news. But if a tattoo of a woman on a man's leg having silicone "breast" implant that is news. And crazy too.This guy is just like many young women who are concerned about their breast size. Or rather the breast size of his tattoo. Take a closer look at those knockers of his tattoo. Take a peep at how this guy got a 3-D boobs for his tattoo. Prick Click here.Technorati Tags: tattoo, breast, silicone, implants, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher chengguan
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Malaysian Big Brother of Adsense
2007-12-17 22:10:00
Why do I always hear people complain they can't make much money with Google Adsense ? Look at this: Yes, NINETY OVER THOUSANDS USD earned by a Mala ysian . Malaysia definitely Boleh [can]! And he is no ordinary Malaysian. He claims to be a "Taiko". No, not that Japanese drum which make loud noises. Here "Taiko" in Cantonese literally means Big Brother or a mobster head honcho. A big gang leader. And his name is Jason Tan. He not only make loud noises, but make big money too, so it seems.That's how he looks like: So, if you want to make big money, talk to this big undeground leader of Malaysia. He likes doing business with you. According to him, you can make tons of money right from the comfort of your home, doing it part-time only; without any need for web design skills or any shit and it can only work from Malaysia only. But after earning that kind of easy money, you got to go into hiding like him! Well, if you really like to know his method of earning oodles of cash from Google Ad...

You Dirty Rats!
2007-12-17 16:30:00
photo from transratfashionForget about Victoria's Secrets. Here is one sick secret many of you probably have never heard or seen before. Have you seen women's lingerie made out of taxidermied rats? Yes, dead stuffed rats! I know you smell a rat when I mention dead rats. I know what I am talking; I'm not rat-arsed. Dead stuffed rats on bra cups, peeping out from G-string thongs, "crawling" on handbags, high-heeled shoes and on handkerchief too. Here is the ratest collection:This is a project by Kristofer Paetau from Rio de Janeiro. Go to his 'rathole' and watch video clips of a model wearing and "playing" with his furry collection. Visit TRANSRATFASHION.Note: Not Suitable for Minors and Scaredy-Cats! Technorati Tags: rats, fashion, taxidermied, adult, victoria's secrets, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan Want To Read And See More Funny Stuff? Visit How To Write Funny Ideas & Make Money
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Yo, It's Buddhism!
2007-12-15 16:41:00
pic:american popular culture.comYo, even religion has to move with time. On Saturday [15th Dec] about 40 Japanese monks and nuns from eight different sects, sashayed down the catwalk displaying their latest colorful robes amidst rap music. A fashion show entitled " Tokyo Bouz (monk) Collection" was held at a major Tokyo temple to promote Buddhism as reported in Mainichi Daily News. They did a rap version of a Buddhist sutra. Followed with five monks from each school walked on the runway, then chanted prayers and finished up in a grand finale with confetti resembling lotus petals. According to a chief monk, they wanted to show the young people that Buddhism is cool, and temples are not a place just for funerals. In order to reach out to the hip Japanese youths, they need to be innovative. They are not changing Buddha's teachings, but they have come up with a different presentation that they hope it can touch the feelings of the young people today.Yo, way to go, man or rather way to ...

Your Favorite Cookie Recipes
2007-12-15 16:00:00
Looking for easy cookie recipes to satisfy your sweet tooth? Visit http://www.cookierecipeonline.com and find your favorite sugar cookie recipes or chocolate chip cookie recipes to try or add to your own delicious cookie recipe to the growing collection. Christmas is around the corner so you may wish to check out the Christmas cookie recipes online as well.
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Glow-In-The Dark Cats
2007-12-15 14:49:00
You have seen Felix The Cat, Sylvester the Cat or Top Cat, but what about glow-in-the-dark cats. picture AFPSouth Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, as reported in Brisbane Times.In a side-effect, the cloned cats can glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams. The technology could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases.No it's no hoax; it's not like what happened to the shamed South Korean cloning expert Hwang Woo-Su. This time the South Koreans are glowing with pride.Technorati Tags: cats, glowing, ultra-violet, south korean, genetic disease, hoax, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Sniff Ma, No Stench
2007-12-14 17:23:00
The company which gives us Garment Guard; a disposable, self-adhesive cotton disc to keep clothes cleaner and sweat stain-free, has come out with another revolutionary product called Subtle Butt. It is also known as a disposable gas neutralizer. Basically it is 2 layered specially treated fabric pad use to eliminate your flatulence [gas in the stomach and bowels] when you break wind. Just stick it inside of your underwear with its self-adhesive strips. So when you fart, the Subtle Butt will filter the flatulence, absorbing it and neutralizes the stench.Now you can consume as much garlics, beans and burritos as you like. No more worries about people next to you passing out when you pass wind! Watch the black and white demonstration video below, you will laugh till you fart. Puuuttt.. Technorati Tags: fart, subtle, butt, pad, flatulence, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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It's ChristmASS!
2007-12-14 05:44:00
This is one farting Christmas carol you love to watch rather than to listen. Like they say, action speaks louder than words and a picture is worths a thousand words. But words fail me here when eleven pairs of pert bums wriggling and farting "Jingle Bells" right in my face. Well, these belles jiggle alright. What a farting ChristmASS!Technorati Tags: bums, christmas carol, farting, humor, notoriousB.L.O.G., kher cheng guan

Stand And Deliver Or Sit And Squirt
2007-12-13 10:31:00
So how do you guys do it? Stand ing up or sitting down? No, I'm not talking about humping. I'm talking about urinating. Reported in Mainichi Daily News, a survey conducted by Western-style toilet manufacturer Matsushita Electric Works Ltd, 40 percent of adult Japanese men sit on the toilet to urinate. It revealed that the younger the man is more likely to sit down while peeing instead of standing up aiming into the toilet bowl. Well, there are reasons why men stand up and pee. Basically it is convenience. Just zip down your fly, pull it out and spray. No need to waste time pulling your pants down to your knees and sit down [and having your spare change or handset to drop all over the place]. After all to urinate just takes a few seconds, right? The next reason many girls might find it hard to swallow. It's when guys having a hard-on. It is inconvenience and not practical at times sitting down on the toilet seat with their erected dicks, pointing right at their faces. In fact they ...
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Jesus, It's Bottled Holy Drinking Water!
2007-12-12 17:53:00
Many believe that water is life, while others believe that water is their livelihood. I'm talking about the latest bottlled "holy drinking water". In fact most religions have associations with water. For instance, water is used to ordain priests, Muslims wash hands and feet before they pray, orthodox Jewish women take ritual baths once a month and every Christian denomination still uses water as part of its sacred rites.With that god-send idea, a few savvy marketers have taken advantage on this universal symbol of purity for financial gain. These feel-good entrepreneurs even claim that drinking these "holy drinking water" is not only good for your health, it actualy makes you good. Like a crucifix or a rosary, a bottle of "holy drinking water" is a daily reminder to be kind to others and it also makes you stay focused, believe in yourself and believe in God. Interestingly, all these companies give a portion of their profits to charity. See, people will do anything in the name of Go...
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