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All I Want For X'Mas Is Sarah's G-string
2007-12-12 15:39:00
Anyone of you who are still looking for a perfect gift this Christmas, look no further. It's a pair of red hot G-string with diamonte encrusted back string which belongs to Sarah Michelle Geller or popularly known as "Buffy The Vampire Slayer". It is hand signed by this simply irresistable Sarah Michelle Geller. This rear rare item comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. If you want to get your hand on Sarah's G-string, it is still bidding on eBay. The current bid [at the time of writing], is GBP 10.50 [ about $21.48]. The end time is Dec-16-07 14:00:37 PST. If you are interested in owning or wearing Sarah's skimpy knickers, start bidding.Note: If that red undies has been worn by Sarah Michelle Geller and never has been washed, that's even more "authentic" and rare. Then probably I might bid for it. Technorati Tags: sarah michelle geller, buffy, vampire slayer, g-string, knickers, e-bay, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Ceiling Fans At Farrey's
2007-12-12 07:49:00
A fan is more than just a household appliance. It can be the center of attention in any room, or an heirloom-quality showpiece your family can enjoy for generations to come. The design and styling of a fan, plus the functionality have to taken into consideration when purchasing a fan. Make sure it complements with your house deco and select the proper fan for different parts of your house. When it comes to ceiling fans, go to Farreys.com. It has over thousands of unique ceiling fans and ceiling fan accessories from renowned ceiling fan manufacturers like Casablanca, Craftmade, Ellington, Fanimation, Hunter Fan Company, Luceplan, Matthews Fans , Minka Aire, Modern Fan Company, Monte Carlo, NuTone, Quorum and Westinghouse. Even though it carries so many items, shopping here is easy and convenient. The site is extremely user friendly. Go to its Ceiling Fan Search, and select your favourite fan by style, by brand, by finish, by type or by price range. It couldn't be simpler.Farreys.com ...

David BULKham
2007-12-11 20:02:00
The much anticipated Giorgio Armani underwear ad is out. Now you can see soccer stud David Beckham is in his best element. Exposing his sinewy body and spreading his bare thighs wide open in his well-padded white briefs.[ did I say well-padded? ]. Nothing to do with football. "You don't sleep with David Beckham. I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him every night!" No, I did not say that. Remember recently, Posh Spice says in the January issue of the Elle magazine that she sleeps without clothes?Technorati Tags: david beckham, posh spice, underwears, ad, armani, naked, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Food For Thought
2007-12-10 18:22:00
Recently there was this news where a wealthy widow in London repaid the kindness shown to her by a family that runs a Chinese restaurant she frequented, by leaving them $21 million. The late widor Golda Bechal must be a big tipper.Or is it that what all her fortune cookies she got in that Chinese eatery, which advised Ms Golda Bechal to do? "Leave your will to the owner of this restaurant and you'll rest in peace "!It looks like the way to a woman's heart and her will is through her stomach.By the way, here is one special Fortune Cookie for you. Go ahead make my day. Just click it open. Technorati Tags: will, chinese, restaurant, fortune cookies, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Notorious B.L.O.G. In Disneyland!
2007-12-10 11:06:00
Yes, you better believe your eyes. Notorious B.L.O.G. is the latest attraction in the happiest place on earth. Notorious B.L.O.G. is in Disneyland ! How I got my blog emblazoned on that big Disneyland entrance sign? Well. like what Uncle Walt said,"Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world." Keep imagining......Technorati Tags: disneyland, walt disney, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan

A Girl's Best Friend
2007-12-08 08:29:00
I know that it sounds clichéd, but diamonds really are a girls' best friend. Go ahead and try to find a girl that doesn't like receiving diamonds. Whether it's diamond necklaces or diamond engagement rings, trust me that you can never go wrong with diamonds, and you can never go wrong by getting your diamonds from Danforth Diamond. Trust me when I tell you that they've got the best selection and quality of diamonds that I know the girl in your life will love.
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Stay Together For The Environment
2007-12-05 17:26:00
Want to save Mother Earth? Put up with your mother-in-law, don't divorce. For those unmarried couples, now you have a great excuse to shack up. For those singles, join Shakers [no, not wankers!] communities or a hippie communes.You see, according to Jianguo Liu, an ecologist at Michigan State University, the more households means more use of land, water and energy, three critical resources which related to our environment. He expalined that households with fewer people are simply not as efficient as those with more people sharing. A household uses the same amount of heat or air conditioning whether there are two or four people living there. A refrigerator used the same power whether there is one person home or several. Two people living apart run two dishwashers, instead of just one. Read more details here. I think environmental organizations, should start campaigning like "No Divorce. Green & Bear It", "Let's Shack Up For Mother Earth" or maybe " It's Hip-py To Be Green" Tec...
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The Chair Did It!
2007-12-04 18:40:00
Forget about consulting your gynecologist or shaman. If you ladies are having problem conceiving, don't sit on it, go to Naples apartment and sit on that "Miracle Chair ". It was said that this ordinary old armchair under a worn blanket in a three-room flat in Naples is able to "get" many women pregnant. Since then this "fertility chair" has been drawing thousands of childless women from all over the world wanting to sit on it. Talking about fertility, Japanese has their unique Honen-sai Fertility Festival. Watch how the men and women hold a phallus in such high esteem. Related note: Check out this ice-cream.Technorati Tags: fertility, phallus, festival, japanese, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Hawaii Vacation Rentals
2007-12-04 11:15:00
When anyone mentions the cliched phrase "tropical island in the sun", the very place which instantly comes to mind is Hawaii . The fresh balmy sea breeze, the crystal-clear tranquil water and the breathtaking natural beauty. Whether you’re a first-time visitor or returning, its six beautiful islands will entice any traveler. Yes, Hawaii is definitely a tropical paradise. To enjoy a relaxed and unforgettable vacation in these idyllic islands, it is important to find a comfortable and ideally-located accomodation. There are ample Hawaii vacation home rentals for you to choose. Whether they are romantic beach cottages, condos or luxurious villas, they are located all over the Islands of Hawaii. You can have your room facing the magnificient Pacific Ocean, white sandy beaches outside your doorstep or your vacation home surrounded by the lush tropical forests of flora and fauna. Among the islands of Hawaii, Maui is one of the most visited destinations; where you get to watch Humpback w...
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Oh Blast! This Is Horrendous
2007-12-03 19:48:00
Probably it was the cramped and busy office, which triggered this female Tamil Tiger sucide bomber to blow her cool and so she blew herself up. Watch and don't throw up!Technorati Tags: sucidebomber, terrorist, tamil tigers, Notorious B.L.O.G., , kher cheng guan
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All That Jazz Of Writing
2007-12-03 18:39:00
I find there are posts which are written merely for reading pleasure. Not like some tutorial posts, where you actually get to learn and use the instructions as provided. If it's a humor blog, you drop by, have a belly good laugh or probably some crummy jokes which make you sick and you spit on your monitor screen in disgust. At the least.photo by utnapishtimBut those blogs, especially on writing; They have written all they have to write. What they do these days, they keep rehashing old writing tips and repackage them. The most popular ploy employ by these bloggers is the use of analogy. For instance, using music to jazz up a piece of old writing advice. Or the use of baseball star Yori Berra's "yogi-isms" as writing advice. photo by Geren W. Mortensen, JrFrankly, they make good reading. For reading pleasure, that's it. The gist of the article has been written before. Or maybe you've read all those writing tips somewhere in a single how-to-do book. Nothing new, except now, they a...
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Give A Teddy A Bad Name
2007-12-03 10:20:00
A cuddly teddy bear nearly killed an English teacher... photo from usa today A couple of days ago, you might have read about the unfortunate, unintentional, innocent misunderstanding incident. A British school teacher, Gillian Gibbons was held by police in the capital Khartoum by letting her class of 7-year-olds name a teddy bear Mohammed. The school teacher was accused of blasphemy. Last Friday, hundreds of protesters, some waving ceremonial swords from trucks equipped with loudspeakers, gathered outside the presidential palace to call for British teacher's execution. Luckily, this teacher was cleared of charges of inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs.Scary? You better be. Not only Ms.Gibbons, every one shouldn't make a monkey out of religion. For Gawd sake, never ever name your teddies any holy names. That's why I religiously stick to naming my teddy bears like pussy, furry, muff, coochie, nookie.... Photo:southtyroleanTechnorati Tags: teddy bears, mohamm...
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Size Each Other Up
2007-12-03 04:55:00
On 30th November over at Special Broadcasting Service [SBS], there was this documentary presented by Lawrence Barraclough. Posing the most frequently asked question. Why men are so preoccupied with the size of their willies? He went round the high streets in London wearing a sandwich board boldly emblazoned with the message: "I want to talk about penises." Having failed to get people to talk about their dickies, Lawrence started a campaign on YouTube asking men to "snap their peckers". And used the supplied mug shots of their phalli for an exhibition. So you guys who are still curious or have nagging doubts, whether your weiner down there can measure up to others, try comparing yours with some of these schlong of various shapes and sizes. Technorati Tags: penises, documentary, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G. , kher cheng guan
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Sperm And Cash Donors
2007-12-02 02:29:00
Well, this might raise a few eye-brows. Mario Carolina, a Chilean prostitute [picture] auctioned her body [or she preferably called it auctioned of love] for 27 hours of sex and raised $4,000 for Chile's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.When she was questioned about her "sexual deed", she defended all she did was she advertised on the Internet. "There are people who are going to be donating money that's a lot more questionable than mine."But anyway, according to the campaign organizer, he did not encourage "immoral" activities, but he accepted Mario Carolina's pledge.So the moral of the story is she "deed" no wrong, it's those male donors of sperm and cash! [source:Reuters]Technorati Tags: donation, prostitute, immoral, donors, auction, charity, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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What An Orgasmic Morning!
2007-12-01 17:55:00
These days many male slobs will have no problem waking up in the morning; probably even looking forward to be awakened each orgasmic morning. Not by their equally slobbish wives. But, by the female moaning sound from a sleek-looking.....clock, to be precise. Soothing sounds of a female orgasm right into your ears every morning. Well, at least much better than your wife's fake moaning all these years. It's Orgasmo Clock. For just $25.33, you got to listen to a woman getting her rocks off each morning, hopefully to rock you out of bed!. Technorati Tags: orgasmo, clock, sex, female orgasm, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Knocking On A Blogger's Door
2007-12-01 13:51:00
There was this Toyota factory worker who collapsed and died due to overworking in Central Japan on February 2002. He said to have logged in more than 106 hours of overtime in a month. In fact he said to have worked far more than that. His widow has been fighting for his work-related death. But recently, the court has reversed a ministry's earlier decision not to pay compensation to his widow.In Japan, overworking is a common issue, where an average worker uses less than 50 percent of paid holidays. Those of you bloggers who have been slogging long hours pounding your keyboards, you better beware. Grim Reaper could be pounding on your door. He could be hot on your heels. You could be the first person who blogged himself or herself to death. Lately we've been hearing so much about bloggers suffering from blog burnout. A few days ago, Darren of ProBlogger has recommended 4 simple useful ways on how to be a happier and healthier blogger. So, heed his advice or you might hit the fan.Th...
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Crocodile Rock 'N' Row
2007-12-01 12:17:00
croc pix from plushfriends.com According to Reuters, a passenger was forced off a Ryanair flight from Rome to Milan, all because she refused to move her metre-long crocodile which was blocking an emergency exit. Or rather her plush cuddly crocodile! She squabbled with the airline flight attendant and other passengers, causing the flight to be delayed. Probably she wanted to cuddle this meter-long stuffed plush croc during the long boring flight. But, I think most "male flight stewardess" wouldn't mind that stuffed reptile. They would love to toy with that long furry stuff, wouldn't they? Technorati Tags: crocodile, reuters, male stewardess, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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LUST Is The Word
2007-11-30 16:38:00
The title of this one and a half hour film is just simply "LUST". One of my favourite four-letter words, other than blog, dosh, john, dick, prick, shit..... According its synopsis: A world where sex is dangerous. Based on one of the 7 deadly sins:Lust . [Not this 7 deadly sins.] People who have to control it.Temptation is everywhere. If you cannot control your desire for LUST, you can have it for a mere $5 at Film Annex. Sounds tempting?Technorati Tags: lust, sex, sins, movie, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G, kher cheng guan
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Popular, Pregnant & Naked
2007-11-29 15:56:00
August 1991, it was Demi Moore. Then we had Britney Spears. Let's leave her alone.... Now, it's Christina Aguilera . Pregnant and naked. So, who's next? Jennifer Lopez?caricatures by david gilmoreTechnorati Tags: naked, pregnant, celebrities, britney spears , demi moore, christina aguilera, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G. , kher cheng guan,
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To Blog Or Not To Blog, That's An Option
2007-11-28 02:14:00
I read Randa Clay's "How Too Handle Blog Slump" published in Blog Herald recently. Basically he is suggesting 6 ways what to do if you have lost that blogging zeal. Like most of you who started out blogging with full of drives and overflowing with ideas. Then suddenly, the only drive is driving you up the wall and what is overflowing is your sweat!So, what should you do? I like Randa's last suggestion, QUIT ! I whole-heartedly agree with Randa, that if you find it a dread and no fun in blogging, it's better you leave the blogosphere. Beat it. Scram. Skiddoo. Skedaddle. Vamoose. Yes, get the fark out of here! It's far better for all of us. And if you can sell it off like some bloggers did recently and make some money; and make you exit with pride and pomp. At least you create some buzz in the current staid and stale blogging scene. Rather than being razzed as a failed blogger or a blogosphere dropout. So, how many of you out there is on the verge of quiting? Do yourself and all ...

The Blogging Blues
2007-11-26 15:43:00
Has Blogging reached its plateau? These days I keep seeing the same old tired content popping up all over the blogosphere. Writing similar stuff under the guise of different or fancy post titles. For instance, instead of just "How To Overcome Writer's Block?", it sneakly changed it "What Should I Blog Today?" Or "Focus on The Essentials" into a zen-sounding title "The Haiku Principles". Some make-money blogs have stopped dishing out useful ideas or tips on making moolah, but instead every now and then entertaining us with some inane YouTube clips and ramblings about food or their families. Talking about how much to charge for freelancing. Then we have a post on essay writing, plus an English grammar lesson on punctuations. There is this blogger who blogs about nothing; he wrote on blogging-is-hard-work. Then filled it up with cliches like writing quality content, join social bookmarkers and writing comment. As usual, there is this problogger asking his readers to participate his ne...
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KIASU Friday
2007-11-24 13:49:00
For the Americans, it is called BLACK FRIDAY. But for us, Malaysians or Singaporeans, this kind of pathetic desperate act like queuing up in the wee hours of the morning and all the mindless rush over some stuff; for fear of losing out to others is called "KIASU". Literally in Hokkien [a Chinese dialect],it means "fear of losing". I thought this kind of attitude is Uniquely Singaporeans or the Boleh Malaysians. Remember a few years ago, when McDonald's had a marketing drive in which customers could buy Hello Kitty dolls at a special rate when they ordered Happy Meals. A huge throng of Singaporean housewives, students and boyfriends all over town made a beeline for the dolls. The glass doors at one outlet cracked due to the mad rush. It's all because these obsessed folks wanted to have a 'completed' collection of that ugly big headed white cat without a mouth. But I prefer to call the Black Friday mad rush as: First World With Third World Mentality.Technorati Tags: black friday, ...

The Long And Boring Post
2007-11-23 04:22:00
I always keep hearing that people don't read blogs. They scan. But there are a couple of popular blogs which are always chockeful with long rambling; when it can be easily reduced to one third of its length. To them brevity is sacrilegious. I have yet to see them write a shorter and tighter post.Long -winded, rambling, meandering, verbosity, prolixity, circumlocutory, redundant, disgressive, excursive, long-drawn-out....In short, it's too long!The other day I came across a post about how to increase one's readers or subscribers. The writer meandered through nearly two thousand words. In fact the writer can and he actually did summarized in short bullet points after each long paragraph. Ultimately, he finished the post with a conclusion of another 3 more points which are basically is a summary of the above summaries!All he wanted to say is merely you must write for your targeted audience. But he went around preaching that readers are human, making use of an anology, obvious example...
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Heidi -The Boob With Boob
2007-11-22 08:24:00
Yes, that is Heidi "Runway Project" Klum playing with her well-endowed knockers. Remember recently, she revealed to Ellen DeGeneres in her talk show, she was planning to follow Christina Aguilera's "Naked Sundays". "I'll do Seal and Heidi's Naked Sunday." Well, since you are not that tall, dark and... err.... Seal, but you get to see her naked everyday here. Technorati Tags: heidi klum, model, celebrity, naked, seal, hunor, Notorious B.L.O.G, kher cheng guan
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Kumiko Has Left The Building...
2007-11-21 15:01:00
Well, I'm the least surprise that Kumiko has stopped her cash quest. Or rather sold her blog, Cash Quests. For those who have been her ardent followers should see it coming. Since the middle of this year, I personally feel her blog has started to wobble.Her later post "How To Make $1000 In 24 Hour" was instantly ridiculed and strongly criticized. Before, she was nestling comfortably in her "No Comment" zone. I still have her past 'not available' post here. Remember her attention-grabbing post title, "99% Of Your Readers Aren't Aint Interested In Half Of Your Site?" This is another one not included in her "Top Posts" list. After the revamping of her blog design, I noticed the Archives has gone and quietly switched it to "Top Posts". And even among the list of her so-called "Top Posts", the 23rd. post has suddenly gone missing from the list! Remember during the "MILLION EURO WIKI" days? She caught some flaks from her detractors, namely PropertyIreland and The Truth in John Cow's ...
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Blogging Race
2007-11-20 08:29:00
photo by jef poskanzerSome time ago, Maki of Dosh Dosh wrote a piece telling us that you need not treat your fellow blogger as a competitor. He highlighted that it's not because of too many blogs hogging the same niche, but rather than what he called it attention scarcity. According to him, the real competitor is not the blog, but the relevancy and the interest of content. A few days ago, Chris Garrett posted a piece saying that struggling bloggers are constantly comparing and grading themselves. Again Chris also reiterated that blogging is not a competition. It is not a popularity contest. No hurdles to cross, no milestones to reach or scores to keep. Just enjoy blogging. Metric are there to help and not to make you feel bad. Yeah, it's true when you already have five thousands over subscribers.In fact on the March 08, 2007, Chris wrote a post why he shows his Feed Counts, which I strongly agree. Probably that's why he has two Feed Count chicklets on his blog. Here is what Danie...
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Filthy Rich Paris Is Cleaning Up
2007-11-19 09:10:00
caricature by david gilmoreAfter Paris Hilton left prison, she vowed she would clean up her act. It looks like she is clearly and openly cleaning herself up for the world to see. Here is the video clip which many are bubbling over with excitement. It is taken from ParisExposed.com , as published in The Sun. Of course this bath tub clip won't get most of you drooling all over as compared to that infamous 1Night IN Paris.Technorati Tags: paris hilton, celebrity, sex, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Every Dog Has Its Day
2007-11-16 18:32:00
I've just published the Humping Dog doing gang bang two days ago. Now take a look at this picture below. Even the man in uniform salutes to show full respect to this man's best friend. It's one lucky dog; up and ready. It's going to work like a dog. Anyway, let crouching dogs stay. And if our best friend is going to hump the seven ever-ready canines. I'm sure it's going to be dog-tired and probably sick as a dog! photo by sepulturaTechnorati Tags: dogs, humping, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Make Sense To Click
2007-11-15 18:15:00
The recent changes made by Google where readers need to click specifically on the ad title or the ad URL of Adsense.;not just anywhere inside the ad block. I find this new amendment makes sense to me. That will reduce many wild or accidental clicks. Now any reader who click on these ads are genuinely interested and are fully aware of their acts. I know many publishers find this unsettling and disappointed as it would definitely reduce their passive earnings.All these while many bloggers have been making rather easy money, because many of their readers have easily mistakenly or accidentally click on those Adsense ads which are so well-camourflaged among the posts on their sites. With the changes, readers will not waste their time accidentally click to sites which they actually never intended to visit in the first place. Furthermore, Adsense advertisers will be getting potential customers who are truly interested in what they are selling or swindling. For those frustrated publishers, ...
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Leave Humping Dog Alone!
2007-11-14 18:49:00
Dog Gang Bang! Yeah, you heard me right. But actually it is a tiny little plastic doggie attached to a USB device. Shove it into the USB port of your laptop and it goes humping at your laptop non stop. It goes humping mad, so to speak. This "horny" doggie comes in various colors and breeds.So, next time if you are suffering from writer's block and unable to crank out a decent post, thrust one of these "indecent" dog into your USB port. Self amuse yourself for a while. Hopefully its concupiscent antic will stimulate your imagination and get your creative juice flowing non stop.....Now, let's watch four "randy" dogs engaging in a wild gang bang at the mini 4-port USB hub.Technorati Tags: humping dog, usb port, gang bang, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan,
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