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War Machines
2007-09-22 12:29:00
There doesn't appear to have been much in the media of late written about war machines. What with the US government taking such a strong stance against Irish paramilitary activity in the wake of an Irish mans death some time ago and appeals from his family for justice hopefully its safe to say that IRA and UDA paramilitary operations have been relegated to the ranks of the criminal surely it would be all too naive to believe that the most entrenched hatred has been eradicated by men in suits saying and doing politically correct things. "So there is a future for peace in Ireland" so they would say! Whilst on the subject of war machines let us not forget about that Islamic instrument that has wreaked havoc over the past two decades - Al Qaeda. Much has already been said about Al Qaeda's readiness for war in any location opposed to their extremist interests, indeed much has been done, but surely there is a future for peace in the world dare I say it if the Islamic states that submit ...
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First come first served!
2007-09-21 10:26:00
Migration the world over with a populace at approximately 6 billion is, apart from the concerns, a fascinating prospect for cultural development not only that but economy wise a healthy economy provides for continuing and reliable growth in directions commencing upwards from the unskilled labour markets into ventures with a multi-national appeal. Migration offers the benefit of improved international relations through key issues not least issues commensurate with finance and security. What stands to reason may be considered as good in any case however the problem with immigration/migration is where the essential concept of integration has been neglected or in some was 'ballsed up'. Recently in England it has been suggested that over 80,000 eastern European migrants have settled in a location in the the south east. The concern is in actual fact that a huge number haven't settled in at all and a crime epidemic has sprung from their number. Countries who are prepared to open their b...
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See you's later!
2007-09-15 17:08:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=919_A0yxHG ILove and best wishes,Normal ; P
See the trees for the Woods!
2007-09-15 10:07:00
Whilst I'm not putting into a whole paragraph a biography of one of the finest men that ever walked the earth, a biography of the elephant, I mean Tiger yes, I meant elephant, there are some interesting and worthwhile things to say about Tiger Woods and the great golfer that he is. A question that quivers on the lips of some of sports finest, indeed some of legions of billionaires in the world - does Mr Woods have what it takes to become the first billion dollar sportsman? In order for him to generate that mass of wealth from prize earnings one has to admit that the goal looks unapproachable, but what with his handsome looks, family and education background Tigers skills as a golfer certainly do seem to offer him the opportunity to go where no sportsmen has ever gone before (over the moon somewhere near Gods reputed home in the sun perhaps!). That said there arises another question simmering somewhere near the salt of consciousness - can Tiger become the first ever non- white Presi...
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When will Charles will Charles be famous?
2007-09-10 10:54:00
If you take a rational look at the situation, taking into account the irrationality of the situation, surely there isn't much to beg in question. One paragraph required only then! Maybe more questions to answer the question? A question mark!? "Char les cant be King because of Camilla". Absurd. "Charles views about our future are antiquated his views about architecture for instance" I say consider London, if you like. Rumourmongers may have delighted in media reports about Diana, the Prince of Wales former wife, being 'knocked off', but let them goon. Where is the truth? That someone somewhere is trying to derail the Monarchy; a sick cell trait (left behind in any case) by internal security services. Someone said something?? Ive never been the fervent supporter of the Royals that would have said, "Right, off with his head he took her name in vein", but come on, everyone deserves their chance. Maybe the Prince of Wales wouldnt take to kindly to my laying his claim to King as merely ...
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"Many are called but few are chosen"
2007-03-23 15:23:00
What a wonderful opportunity life can be. I sincerely hope you find the way to make it worth your whiles.
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Jean shopping!
2007-03-22 11:16:00
http://www.nextag.co.uk/501-jean-levi-who lesale/zzukzB1z0--search-html
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Honour
2007-03-21 11:04:00
The concept of honour presents us with a very real and consequential range of life issues around and upon which modern society revolves, in the manner one might say that that group of letters called vowels makes provision for the most stimulating of discourse. Whilst capitalism appears superficially to have shown disfavour to the event of honour we are, all of us, only the drop of a hat away from forced recognition of the power invested in those content to continue living outwardly honourable lives. In such being the accepted truth of the matter we are at worst provided with opportunity to acknowledge our nagging but supposedly unfounded fears. An in depth account of the subject honour reveals that the flip side to our deep rooted concern is the full benefit of our potential loss in any case it would be less than satisfactory to make believe that the issues which provide definition to the concept of honour are wholly redundant. To discern a tangible natural law from the subject of h...
Drole Computing Ltd
2007-03-19 11:52:00
I used to work for drole computing ltd.
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Spring International
2007-03-19 11:50:00
I used to work for spring international.
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Money
2007-03-16 12:38:00
"Place a banknote on the wall above your bed" they say "and be sure to sleep well knowing that riches are soon to come your way". Well maybe life is easier in dream world but in a world where money is by some accounts the most worthwhile description of an individual how can we look to a future more prosperous, enjoyable and certain than bankers and the like see appropriate. In a world where money appears to reign supreme would it be worth our whiles, those of us that are less monastic (monastic in the modern remunerative sense of the word, monestic maybe, why not moonestic then!), would it be worth our whiles pursuing an education in banking, or one similer where we can surround ourselves with the type that do well ("well off") and in the prime of our lives (at most) we may be in the enviable position of being able to take out of life what we are capable of putting in. I'm not taking a broad swipe at bankers I might say the name fell on my lap, but it's true I find a way to take m...
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Whats the meaning.. Whats the meaning of life?
2007-03-12 16:07:00
If we consider the event of kids in our life some of us are very expectant there are those of us who are repelled at the idea of kids in their estimation of the value of children (and only some of those go on to make repulsive parents!), but far in excess of the number of those people who are repelled at the thought of having their own kids are the number of men and woman who eagerly anticipate the event of kids. So we ask ourselves what is the real purpose of kids do we live for their benefit or they ours? Are expectant parents entitled to believe that kids (in infancy and through to adult life) will blindly serve their interests for the sake of their own happiness? Should parents expect that fate will decide the future both theirs and the kids? Trying to ascertain the reason that nature has provided the opportunity for kids is to look for the meaning of human life. That something which can be confirmed as the true reason for life is the unconscious basis for our attitudes towards ...
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God
2007-03-09 11:22:00
I thought it would be appropriate to e x p a n d on previous references to Jesus, Satan, Lucifer and God . Whilst I do believe in the existence attribute to the names I should add the devil to the list. I think I could epitomise the devil by suggesting that he is the type of beast that makes big men cry for their mummies. Ferocious and terrifying he is a bad bad man in every sense of the word. Lucifer, who is reputed to be the devil, is not, in fact he is an angel which you may liken to Satan; Lucifer is not Satan as is believed by some. Religion is big business and will always be so whilst it provides a valuable service to the people which it serves. Much is said about the existence of Jesus as 'the son of God', Satan as 'the Chief spirit', Lucifer as the 'light bringer' and God 'The Creator' and 'Father of Heaven'. Whilst some of the information provided is quite obviously contradictory a great deal of the information has wealth in depth. I personally believe that Jesus ...
The family
2007-03-06 15:37:00
The family archetype provides us with one of the most valuable commodities in any society and that includes a 'hard line' right wing capitalist society if there ever existed such a thing, and the most staunch left wing of communist regimes. Whilst there are a variety of different functional family descriptions all functional families have something worthwhile in common with each other, as do all dysfunctional families in actual fact. Where society does not recognise the value of the family archetype society has lost its roots and becomes superficial, pretentious and unhealthy. Life is real, the world is real it is our calling as humans to live real lives which we do in majority but true happiness will not likely be found if we live outside of ourselves all of the time. The family archetype has such a powerful seduction that I would describe it as being the eternal flame of humanity the flame that psychological warfare and technology will never be able put out. Whether or not the f...
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IRA terrorists.. No. UDA. No.. UVF. Al Qaeda...
2007-03-03 11:53:00
"Don't worry I'm working for someone" "I'm a worrier though" "Haha yeah you've got great jeans" "My dad was IRA" "Yeah perfect" "Who are you working for" "Ah! Don't worry" "I want kids" *Laughing* "Yeah I know what you mean" "Hahaha" "We could do anything" "Ah! The world is our oyster" "A couple of boys. My sister in law had her boy a little while ago" "Have you read Jung" "Who's that?" "Ah! I prefer Freud he was more my type but Jung was right about kids" "I only read crime books" "Hahahah. Yeah" "I don't fucking like kids" "You rotter" "Fine. We can set the kids up for life" "Hahaha. I'm glad I'm not living in Ireland the kids will be English wont they" "Yeah" "Hahaha" "They get into your head I don't fucking like them around me. Weakness" "They could work for us" "Exactly. I can get into their heads. Take things that's how the world is" "Would you.." "Ah! Me! I only care about me. We'll sacrifice the little cunt" "What do you mean "Aher.. I'm a genius I do what I fuc...
More About: Terror , Al Qaeda , Terrorists , Terrorist , Error
In bed with a lunatic
2007-03-02 13:08:00
"You said everything would work out" "Life is not easy you know this already" "I thought I could rely on you" "Have I ever let you down?" "I thought you were the best" "I am who you know me to be in your heart don't make childish judgements they will not benefit anyone" "I cant be a man in this world" "But this is what you are, a man" "No I am a man I know I am. Have I let you down?" "Maybe you can answer you own question" *Sound of muffled laughter* "I want Dj sets" "I have oh! I'm sorry I should have been harder" "Did, did you hear what I just said" "Yes" "I want to go public about us. Could you give me your blessing" "It is your life. It is your mind. We stand or fall by our own nature and our actions you will do what you decide is right" "That's good its great when I have your support you make my life worthwhile" "Love what are you doing" "What?" "Who are you talking too you woke me up" "I have! Don't worry I was talking to.." "For Christ's sake can you just try and sleep a...
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Forgiveness
2007-03-01 14:22:00
Forgiveness is a very worthwhile concept to consider, a concept which forms an integral part of the belief of Christians but is also a commodity used by astute individuals who do not go in for the pious life. It has been suggested by those that would know that forgiveness 'lightens the heart' in that sense we can say about it that the stress of a particular situation which takes its toll on our health and ability to find happiness can be relieved in forgiveness. Nobody likes people to 'get one over on them' one might say a deliberate attempt by another to take something from you which is rightly yours or perhaps some dirty tactic which deprives you of something which would otherwise belong to you. Human life however is quintessentially capitalist if you consider that we are part of a long evolutionary chain which extends back through the animal kingdom into the organic domain, it is to be expected that people might choose or just do behave in such a manner. We are each of us ind...
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The word
2007-02-24 17:31:00
Through antiquity words have often been associated with magic and whilst it is true to say that words represent a sum of energy which is available to the direction of our will and that such energy is spent in the process of dialect, I thought would be worthwhile to probe deeper into the mechanics of words to see if there is something significant in the unraveling and indeed occurrence of the energy that leads us to speak of such word magic. In dialect we put to effect whilst being intelligent an observation be it of whatever nature which relates to a location in a matrix, whether that location be hypothetical or actual such a location is one would a think a place in time and space, or at least a place within the framework that permits time and space, which is able to be described. On the basis of sense and whilst being intelligent we are able to turn our minds from one location to another is so doing we are able to build a profile of our universe encapsulated in what we call our mem...
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Star Wars
2007-02-12 13:48:00
Did you ever watch those Star War s films made by George Lucas? The first three in particular were my favorites. I still love watching those films when I get the chance. I ain't sure about Luke Skywalker being the hero though I thought it was Han Solo myself! The way he interacted with Chewie was a model for future relationships with those types of beings. "Hey Ewok shut your mouth and pass me a drink!". All jokes aside I think these films are a wonderful introduction to our futures. You might think these films are steeped in the most unbelievable fantasy, but I have to tell you that this really is the future. Its already been said elsewhere in here that there is a universal law of sense, and what that means is that we have something in common with other beings who inhabit our universe. Because we have sense in common with other beings in our universe, we will be able to develop very definite and worthwhile relationships with other beings, we will be able, given time, to co-operate ...
Peace and happiness
2007-02-10 12:16:00
I suggested previously that happiness maybe a coincidence I thought it would be appropriate to better explain what I meant. Happiness is a ‘feeling tone’ as the legendary psychologist Carl Jung would have said. What that means is that an object, and I am using the word object as a description of a sum of energy within ones sensory field, is capable of being assessed at the direction of ones conscious will, or such an object is forced upon one and a like assessment is difficult to ignore. The latter would in my opinion indicate a disorder or sickness if were to happen to an abnormal extent. Disorder might be considered as a sickness however it is entitled to be understood as being only a disorder and not a sickness. It is normal that one should be in control of their feelings on the majority of occasions of course one may choose to leave themselves open to sensory stimulus for a particular reason and that would be neither disorder or sickness. So it appears then that feelings are...
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Re-incarnation?
2007-02-04 16:13:00
Whilst it is true to say that there is reason to dismiss re-incarnation as true when it is true what with today’s climate of aggressive individualism on a national and international basis and the proliferation of weapons and knowledge capable of facilitating the murder of life forms to an apocalyptic extent, in considering what has been suggested about the reality of re-incarnation from its teachings widespread though they are across the world from a pagan Europe to Egypt, India to China and so on, I must confess that I for one do not share in the view that re-incarnation is a natural phenomena that affects any of the total human population of the world (or wherever else we might happen to be living). I consider there to be insufficient grounds to support the suggestion that re-incarnation occurs at the end of ones life time for the benefit of renewed life on earth. If you consider that the same people who have advised on the validity of re-incarnation are those that have also pro...
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Tiferet?
2007-02-02 16:36:00
A man meets a woman and loves her but the woman tries to murder him for inheritance so the man meets another woman who loves another man and the man tries to murder her so she starts sleeping with his dad and he starts sleeping with her mum who feels sorry for him her husband finds out that she is having an affair with a man that tried to kill his daughter so he files for divorce and his other daughter, whose twin sisters former boyfriend is sleeping with her mum, starts sleeping with her dad. By chance one day she meets the man whose wife tried to murder him for the inheritance who thinks that she is her sister and she starts an affair with him but not wanting to get his fingers burnt again he has her followed about by a private detective and he finds out that she is sleeping with her dad he wants to make some money out of it but he likes the girl so he contacts the newspapers to sell his story saying that it is his ex her twin who is sleeping with her dad but they tell him no than...
Take a look at this transcript. It had the label "Seizure" written on it...
2007-01-31 16:36:00
"Hi how you doing” “Hi” “We got a problem brewing in (censored) we need some input how do you feel about helping us” “I don’t feel well” “Can you help us though?” “Sure what’s the problem?” “Were not confident about the current strategy concerning these (censored) we think the situation might turn on us. We need to develop a new strategy ready for implementation within 6 weeks no more than 8” “It’s a big problem” “Hell we know that that’s why we thought of you” “I don’t want to make any more mistakes the time pressure is making me feel uneasy” “Were losing too many (censored) we have to get this (censored) without any more (censored) we know you ain’t well can you do the job or not?” “I’m the best at what I do”…….“So you can do the job?” “I’m not well” “There’s a big pay check at the end of this one” “I want to help you” “Were sending you the brief we need notice within 24 hours if your not in” ...
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Right and wrong
2007-01-25 13:28:00
There’s so much importance placed on the event of heaven and hell when a person dies a death of this world that it impacts on the way people conduct their lives whilst here on earth. Whilst it is not my place to put into a paragraph a scholarly assessment in theosophical matters commensurate with the reality of life in heaven and hell, at least not whilst I cant remember living in either place, what I think I will do is make poignant suggestions about the intrinsic value of heaven and hell in its significance to man (and woman!) on earth in this life. Whilst we are concerned about an afterlife we either chance our future to fate, or live a life less ignorant cautious if necessary in the choices that we make and maybe knowledgeable in supposed mistakes. Life is not simple and it is proper that intelligent people fair the best all other things being equal. However easy a ride life is for some if you look at the matter as a whole life is nothing less than complicated. One mans dream ...
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Witchcraft
2007-01-24 17:43:00
http://history.osu.edu/students/PhiAlphaT heta/review/2006/Dulles_Watson.pdf. It's not within reason to ruin peoples names in the interests of justness is it? So then, er, what is it that provokes people into being so unreasonable? Hereditary name calling disorder maybe? Dont be silly that doesnt exist! Does it? I dont think it does. I've never had it anyway. Have I?...
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Whistle while you work...
2007-01-18 22:07:00
http://www.djgear.co.uk/?node_id=1.1& dept=3. I LOVE music. I LOVE life too! La la la la la la
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Intellect, logic and...music!
2006-12-31 16:28:00
I'm going to have to copy this one in before the New Year arrives. I hope you all have a great time try not to drown in your own happiness! That last part was my paragraph for today! Oh and that part as well! And this part! What follows below is taken as an excerpt from a thread in Ray Kurweils excellent website concerning SAI. I'd advise anyone interested in the future of mankind to visit Ray's site and take a look what various parties have planned for us."Re: Music : What is it? posted on 11/07/2006 4:01 PM by DranoidApart from the archetypal appeal and the consideration that music can trigger otherwise emotional responses in humans which possibly are the effect of associations to previous emotionally charged memories, music does seem to posses a certain something maybe extraordinary, but not obviously so. As regards what place logic has in the consideration of music maybe this certain something can be explained.Almost anyone can assemble a sequence of notes using a musical inst...
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News...relating to spies involved with politicians...
2006-12-30 18:29:00
In 1998 Mr Robert Nixon son of Mr Rodney Nixon who makes unconfirmed claims to be a Rothschild brain damaged his son. The brain damage was intentionally inflicted during a plastic surgery operation (rhinoplasty) to correct a broken nose sustained in a road traffic accident. Something similar to wires were planted into the cerebral cortex area of Robert Nixons brain. Robert Nixon himself claims that he has suffered damage to his brain however he has also been subject to the interest of a witch cult based in England who have been attempting to retard him for several years it is not known how many people are involved in the cult. Robert Nixon was refereed for medical treatment due to health problems in 2005. Symptoms of anxiety and depression were diagnosed by Dr Engelbrecht working for the NHS as psychosis. Robert Nixon himself made a case against the diagnosis on the grounds that he could substantiate his claim about being the victim of 'witchcraft' such being the cause of his heal...
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Intuition, remote viewing etc...
2006-12-29 18:32:00
Intuition isn't an easy concept to understand although conversely it is suggested to be the easiest and simplest way to understand something. So we ask ourselves what is intuition in the event that it not suggested to be an aggregate of our other classic functions of adaption; that is instincts/sensations, feelings and thinking. Intuition is considered by some as pre-sense sense perception which means that it is something analogous to a 'seventh sense' the 'sixth sense' being only acutely developed sense in its normal use. To intuit something is said not to have to think about about or rely on the assessment of the normal senses and feelings. Although the mechanism of thinking does in my opinion involve the use of sense for the purpose of navigation and direction towards a target (knowledge) through a number of stages, to intuit something is not necessarily to follow such a path although one might suggest that in the limit of intuitive capability one could intuit those thoughts...
More About: View , Wing , Intuit , Tuition , Remote
Hard and ugly
2006-12-28 14:14:00
To be hard is considered by many as a very worthwhile attribute in one's character. Given that life is not plain sailing I would agree that such an opinion is credible however there are those amongst us who have attempted to incorporate an ugly aspect into the concept of hardness which is most unfortunate in view of the fact that a very considerable number of examples for hardness would be concerned with people and their relationship to others. To suggest that hardness might be ugly in some aspect I think is to weaken and dilute the definition of hardness and make it a much less valuable way of describing a mentality or circumstance which contains a commendable quality such we would consider as being hard in its proper identity. To be ugly in one's mentality or actions should be considered as much. That hardness and ugliness have somehow managed to be incorporated into the same concept in certain instances I think is very revealing about particular people and events. In the event ...
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