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Why Women Like a Bad Boy
2007-11-27 11:14:00
f you're a woman, you may be saying "hmmm" as you hear these words. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help yourself. There is just SOMETHING about these guys that draws you in, even as your head tells you to "beware"! So, what exactly is the attraction? It's not necessarily that they are more physically attractive or smarter or more successful than the "nice guys". In fact, they can have fewer of these qualities, yet be harder to resist. So what is it? Let's begin by defining these guys. This term is generally applied to males who treat women poorly. Do these behaviors ring a bell? calling at 8:30 on a Saturday night to ask if you want to get together not showing up for a date- followed by no phone call or apology never having any money when you are out forgetting or ignoring your birthday and other important dates flirting openly with other women when you are together hitting on your good friend(s) ...
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Are Women Attracted To Bad Boys?
2007-11-27 11:13:00
So what is it about the 'bad boy' that attracts women so strongly to them?In case you did not know, a healthy traditionally raised woman would run as far away as she can from a bad boy because she knows that he will bring too much drama, pain and hurt to her in the long run. In a traditional society that is not influenced by popular American culture, the bad boy is seen as an outcast of society (unless idolized from American cinema).They're only real chance used to be with slummy women or those who were on the outside of society as well. Now of course the bad boy is glorified, as he is often the answer to a lot of our so called 'bitches' (in a respectful sense of those that define themselves as such) and their need for social validation on their level and also to keep them in check in the more traditional male-female relationship dynamic.It is important for you to realize that bad boys do have a lot of drama, and troubles. Traditional women, I have seen personally stay away fro...
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10 WAYS TO JUMPSTART YOUR SEX LIFE
2007-11-27 11:09:00
10 WAYS TO JUMPSTART YOUR SEX LIFE Repetition is great — if you're learning Spanish. But it's death for your sex life, turning the pursuit of happiness into a holding pattern. We have 10 simple strategies that will turn your old flame into a towering inferno     Start the action anywhere except the bedroom.The same old place is too conducive to the same old patterns. Explore some new erogenous areas: The kitchen. The bathroom. Quebec City. Your bodies will be in new places, making it unlikely that you'll follow old routines.       Go canoeing or hiking.Adding a touch of danger to the day will stimulate dopamine in her brain, triggering her sex drive. She'll see you as the cause of ...
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Secrets Most Men Keep
2007-11-24 13:09:00
You may think you know your husband better than anyone, but chances are he has at least one ''don't-tell-the-wife'' secret -- and he may have 11 of them!Men get smarter as they age. While a younger man might think being honest is always the best policy, he quickly learns that some things are best kept secret the first time he confesses to his girlfriend that yes, he was watching that pretty young thing in the bikini wash her car.Although men who tell too many lies and keep too many secrets risk souring a relationship from lack of trust, some of the more innocuous lies are told and secrets are kept to keep the peace. That is the kind of secret Wenger is revealing. And ladies, some of these secrets will melt your heart and make you so happy you married the man you did.Eleven secrets most men keep, including your husband:1. Yes, he falls in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean he wants to leave you.2. He actually does play golf to get away from you.3. He is unnerved by the ...
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Eight Healthy Hints For Better Sex
2007-11-23 00:25:00
When San Francisco-based yoga instructor Jacquie Noelle Greaux teaches poses to her sexually frustrated students in private sessions, she swears by the Sexy Secretary, Erotic Froggie and Wild Child, along with dozens of other stretches she designed to strengthen the body and “jump-start libido.” She should know how because she's done it. “I lost my libido and was very sick for a couple of years,” says Greaux, author of Better Sex Through Yoga. “I went from a thriving sex life to absolutely zero.” She eventually recovered in 2002 after battling chronic fatigue syndrome caused by the stress of working three jobs. Greaux’s recuperation plan included eliminating sugars and processed foods from her diet and a unique style of restorative yoga. Soon after, Greaux’s business partner approached her with an idea for the book and a DVD series. Greaux, who runs her business under the Better Sex Through Yoga name, says the program’s c...
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How To Spice Up Your Sex Life
2007-11-20 15:02:00
Since the dawn of time, people have looked toward elixirs and potions to improve their sex lives. Why else, after all, would one consume ground tiger penis, horny goat weed and Spanish Fly? Perhaps because nearly one in five men in the U.S. suffer from erectile dysfunction, according to a recent study in the American Journal of Medicine. Some researchers have estimated that as many as 40% of U.S. women have low libido or inability to reach orgasm. Most quick fixes simply don't work, and some, like Spanish Fly, a supposed aphrodisiac derived from beetles that can cause kidney damage, are harmful. But modern medicine has found ways--both proven and experimental--to improve your sex life. Might they help make this Valentine's Day more memorable? That’s anyone’s guess. One place to start: old-fashioned remedies, which some say work best. Regular exercise can actually improve erectile function in most men, says Andrew McCullough, a urologist at New York University M...
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Asia's Lavish Lodging
2007-11-19 17:09:00
  A projected 1.5 million visitors are expected in Beijing for the 2008 Olympic Games, and luxury hotels are making sure each and every one of them will have a cozy place to lay their heads. Everywhere you look, a hotel is either being built or renovated. And most of the new ones are in the high-end luxury category. Beijing has long lagged behind in this market, offering only a handful of truly posh hotels that really meet international standards of service and amenities. The roster of new accommodations reads like a Who's Who of the hospitality industry: the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton, the Mandarin Oriental and the Intercontinental, to name a few. Even the international ultra-luxury chain, Amanresorts, based in Singapore, is building a deluxe venue inside Beijing's famed Summer Palace. The project is under wraps and won't open until right before the Games start on Aug. 8, 2008. Beijing is also seeing a resurgence of its t...
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The Rich And Unfaithful
2007-11-19 17:03:00
Wealth has many perks: great vacations, beautiful houses and nice cars. But if its marital bliss you're looking for, don't expect money to help. Almost half of America's rich say they're unhappy in marriage, a study found. What's worse: More than that say they've been unfaithful in the last three years. Of those confessing to an affair, more were women (61%) than men (43%). The reason cited most frequently by both sexes: variety. That's according to Prince and Associates, a Connecticut firm that tracks the habits of the rich. They asked 433 breadwinners (56% male and 44% female) with a net worth over $1 million about their relationships. Thirty-eight percent of the participants had a net worth of $10 million or more. Depending on whose data you use, statistics on infidelity for the general U.S. population have some stark contrasts. Anywhere from one-quarter to three-fourths of married men admit to having extramarital affairs, compared to a range of 10% to 40% of married wo...
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Sex Lives Of The Super-Rich
2007-11-19 17:01:00
Ever wonder how your life would change if you suddenly became filthy rich? Well, for one thing, you'd have a better sex life. That's the finding of a new report by market research and consulting company Prince & Associates, and private wealth expert Hannah Grove. The 2006 survey released last month looked at the sexual views, behavior and experiences of just under 600 men and women, most of whom were married, an average age of 57 and with a net worth of $89 million. In Pictures: Inside The Sex Lives Of The Super -Rich The findings showed that the majority, 63% of men and 84% of women, credited their wealth with helping them achieve a better sex life. In addition, 43% of men and 80% of women said they believe their money has let them lead more daring and exciting sex lives. One-third of men and 72% of women are members of the mile-high club, having had sex while in flight; all had access to a private jet. And 54% of men and 72% of women reported having had an extramarital ...
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I Love You
2007-11-18 23:37:00
Saying I Love You In Other Languages If you want to be a really great romantic, whisper sweet nothings to your love in a foreign language!   Language I Love You Afrikaans Ek is lief vir jou Albanian Te dua Arabic Ana Behibek Armenian Yes kez si'rumem Basque Maite zaitut Bengali Ami tomake bahlobashi Berber Lakh tirikh Burmese ...
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Hut Hut
2007-11-11 02:30:00
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We should care...
2007-11-11 02:19:00
We should care about the environment!
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Ancient Indian Beauty Secrets Part I
2007-11-09 16:56:00
The ancient Indian philosophy of Ayurveda is known for teaching how to live in harmony with your inner self. Techniques include the Ayurvedic face lift massage, and beauty-focused yoga routines. The basic principle states that each person is governed by the three dashes of kapha, vata and pitta. Though everyone has a dominant dosha, which influences everything from skin type to personality, keeping all three in balance is the key to inner health and outer beauty. Yoga is one element of Ayurveda. Benefits of Bindi Care: Bindi products are created for specific Doshas that are more effective. Bindi is created with plant and herbal ingredients that have powerful and specific healing properties. Bindi products balance the skin and scalp at the cellular level and prevent its aging effects. The herbal ingredients in Bindi products have the curative powers found in individual herbs which are combined with other herbs to create powerful products. Natural fragrances of flower and herb extrac...
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Ancient Indian Beauty Secrets Part II
2007-11-09 16:54:00
Ancient Indian s have transferred the well kept beauty secrets to their future generation. Out of the Indian beauty aids, sandalwood has a unique place. It has been used as a cream, medicine as well as a make up in India. Explore those explicit beauty secrets of sandalwood to enhance your beauty! In India, two varieties of sandalwood are used for skin treatment. The white sandal is used for make-up and skin care. The red sandal has been widely acclaimed for its medicinal values and skin care abilities. Sandalwood skin care Sandalwood is an ancient Indian Ayurvedic remedy for many skin complaints and conditions. It is also known to cleanse and condition the skin, leaving it moisturized, free of germs and protected from the harmful rays of the sun. Application of the sandalwood paste on your body ensure a glowing skin to you.Sandalwood & turmeric Make a paste to treat pimples with 1 teaspoon of sandalwood powder with 1 teaspoon of turmeric. Add one teaspoon of water to make the pas...
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The Japanese Geisha - what they?
2007-11-09 16:31:00
It semenit completed work on the streets of mankind, vydelyayas bright spot among the classic business suits ordinary clerks and employees belolitsaya women in colorful Kimono, heavy wooden sandals and monumental hairstyle. This makes serving tea houses, business clubs, a "attribute" and the cultural traditions of many presentations and business gatherings. Geisha can invite guest "at night" as a sign of special respect, the society can be purchased for a very, in fact, serious money. So maybe it's just simply nothing romantic Project expensive prostitute? No, no and no again. Strictly speaking, the girls, of course, has its own view of morality, do not have anything to do with Europe, but this is attributable to characteristics of the Japanese national fabric. Home that are unique to women light conduct is the overarching, which does not include objective "cut to the customer as much cabbage." Geisha is the embodiment of dreams every Japanese man, fu...
Very sexy
2007-11-03 09:03:00
Best sex, humour and women blog Very Sexy
Viagra and other impotence drugs can cause sudden loss of hearing
2007-10-27 00:46:00
Viagra and other impotence drugs' usage may result in sudden hearing loss. It is not clear that the drugs truly trigger hearing loss, but the U.S. Food and Drug Administration decided Thursday to add a warning about the possible risk after counting 29 reports of the problem since 1996 among users of this family of medicines. The impotence drugs Viagra, Cialis and Levitra will bear the warnings. So will Revatio, a drug for pulmonary hypertension, which contains the same ingredient as Viagra. Viagra's label already mentioned hearing loss as a possibility, because a few cases were reported during initial testing of that drug. But given that hearing loss is a risk of advancing age and certain conditions, such as diabetes and heart disease, that can lead to impotence, it wasn't clear if the link was real. That still is not clear, said FDA ear nose and throat specialist Dr. Robert Boucher. But in poring over FDA's database of possible drug reactions, what struck him was...
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French scientist unveils dozens of Mona Lisa secrets with his new camera
2007-10-27 00:44:00
For centuries, the "Mona Lisa " has beguiled art buffs unable to resist speculating on its origins and meaning. Now a French inventor claims to have some answers, including the fate of the enigmatic subject's famously missing eyebrows and lashes. Parisian engineer Pascal Cotte says his ultra-detailed digital scans of the painting allow him to effectively burrow through layers of paint to "see" into the past of Leonardo Da Vinci's 16th-century portrait of a Florentine merchant's wife. The world's most famous painting originally included both brows and lashes, according to Parisian engineer Pascal Cotte, who says his 240-megapixel scans of the painting reveal traces of Mona Lisa's left brow, obliterated by long-ago restoration efforts. "With just one photo you go deeper into the construction of the painting and understand that Leonardo was a genius," Cotte said at the U.S. debut of an exhibit detailing his findings. As a boy growing up in Paris in...
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Obesity and hypertension can often trigger dangerous form of diabetes
2007-10-27 00:43:00
Starting one’s life anew next Monday – it is one of those dreams that everyone seemed to have at least once. It is just fine if you can make a fresh start of your own free will. However, it is a different story if you are forced to adjust yourself to a new life because of a new set of circumstances, which are totally beyond your control. Diabetes is one of those unfortunate circumstances which brought about drastic changes for 150 million people around the world. Even worse, the number of sufferers is expected to grow year in and year out. There are several signs and symptoms associated with diabetes. Are you visiting the bathroom much more lately? Does it feel like you cannot get enough water and you are drinking much more than usual? Have you been losing weight without trying? Are you feeling tired and run down on a regular basis? In addition, you seem to be feeling numbness or tingling in your extremities, and your skin is dry and itchy far too often. Any of the abov...
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When a Woman Smells Best
2007-10-10 02:15:00
The scent of a woman is more attractive at certain times of the month, suggests a new study that had men sniffing women's armpit odor. "We were interested whether armpit odor changes across menstrual cycle," said study author Jan Havlieek of the Department of Anthropology at Charles University, Prague. "To test this, we asked a group of women to wear cotton pads in their armpits for 24 hours." The women didn't wear perfumes, use deodorants, eat spicy or smelly foods, smoke, drink alcohol or use hormonal contraceptives such as the pill. Body odor was collected during three phases: menstrual (at the beginning); follicular (between the first day of menstruation and the onset of ovulation); and luteal (the fertile stage). "The fresh pads were subsequently rated for their attractiveness and intensity by a group of 42 men," Havlieek told LiveScience. The most attractive smells, men said, were from the time between the first day of menstruation and ovulati...
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Bad marriages hurt the heart
2007-10-09 15:47:00
A lousy marriage might literally make you sick. Marital strife and other bad personal relationships can raise your risk for heart disease, researchers reported Monday. What it likely boils down to is stress — a well-known contributor to health problems, as well as a potential byproduct of troubled relationships, the scientists said. In a study of 9,011 British civil servants, most of them married, those with the worst close relationships were 34 percent more likely to have heart attacks or other heart trouble during 12 years of follow-up than those with good relationships. That included partners, close relatives and friends. The study, in Monday's Archives of Internal Medicine, follows previous research that has linked health problems with being single and having few close relationships. In the new study, researchers focused more on the quality of marriage and other important relationships. "What we add here is that, 'OK, being married is in general good, but be careful a...
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Natural Aphrodisiacs
2007-10-09 13:47:00
Well everyone has heard of or even tried some sort of outside element that they believed may improve their sex life. No, I'm not referring to Viagra or the family dog; I'm talking about aphrodisiacs. What is an aphrodisiac? Well, it can be a drug, scent, food, drink, or device that some claim (usually those who market them) may kindle or increase sexual desire. Basically, aphrodisiacs are products that enhance sexual performance. But for your wallet's sake, today's sex tip includes natural aphrodisiacs; in other words, stuff that you would either have around the house anyway, or natural ingredients which don't require you to skip around the room on one foot while chanting ancient Chinese proverbs. it's all in your head Now before I delve into all the yummy stuff that may cause your penis to remain erect for hours on end, keep in mind that the FDA (Food & Drug Administration) declares that there's no scientific evidence whatsoever that proves that aphrodisiacs can treat se...
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Best Bollywood Actresses
2007-09-25 23:37:00
She breezed like a whiff of fresh air in Bollywood , flashing those glorious dimples, after conquering the Ms India pageant in 1999. Since then, this intelligent lady has made her presence felt everywhere-from anchoring, to acting in TV serial and films like Dhoop, Jurm and of course Dor, in which she won critical accolades in the role of Zeenat. Now she’s ready to don a ‘volatile facade’ for her forthcoming film, Manorama Six Feet Under. NT catches up with the pretty woman. These days Gul is quite excited about her forthcoming film. Ask her what makes it all that special and the gal enthuses, “Manorama Six Feet Under is a whodunit kind of film-a murder mystery, which is set in the backdrop of a small town. It’s an intensely woven film, which is highly believable. I play the role of Nimmia woman with mercurial twists of temper, who’s married to Abhay Deol, a PWD engineer.” While the plot sounds intriguing enough, does she really think there ...
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Blonde passenger
2007-09-25 17:37:00
  Blonde Passenger     A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.” Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours. Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”
La rivoluzione sessuale in Russia
2007-09-25 17:26:00
La rivoluzione sessuale avvenuta nel corso degli ultimi 15 anni in Russia , sarebbe stata pressoche' impossibile senza gli "strumenti" indispensabili ed' e' proprio per questa ragione che nel 1991 a Mosca e' stato aperto il primo sexy-shop nella storia della Russia. Da allora i negozi per gli adulti sono emersi dalla clandestinita' per fare la propria comparsa su piazze, viali e vie delle grandi e piccole citta' russe, mentre da parte sua, la massa di acquirenti dagli umori decisamente progressisti, ha percorso a passi da gigante il lungo cammino che la separava dai primitivi vibratori di plastica a quelli programmabili. Ma per sapere come sono andate effettivamente le cose, sentiamo cosa ci racconta il sessuologo Serghej Agarkov, segretario generale dell'associziazione "Cultura e salute" di Mosca. "Il primo sexy-shop nella storia della Russia venne aperto nell'autunno del 1991 presso il Centro di medicina gineocologica di Mosca, i cui direttori fecer...
Internet kills people as easy as drugs do
2007-09-25 17:07:00
The man from the southern boomtown of Guangzhou, aged about 30, died on Saturday after being rushed to the hospital from the Internet cafe, local authorities were quoted by the Beijing News as saying. "Police have ruled out the possibility of suicide," the newspaper said, adding that exhaustion was the most likely cause of death. It did not say what game he was playing. Pravda.Ru has decided to ask Mark Daglish, addiction expert and research fellow in psycho-pharmacology at the University of Queensland, to find out more about internet addiction. Pravda.Ru: What are the main signs of Internet addiction? Mark Daglish: The signs of addiction to most things are the same: - Increased importance of the thing above all else (e.g. work/family) - Internal conflict / loss of control - Tolerance - need more to get the same effect - Withdrawal - dysphoric state when unable to get the thing - Craving or strong desire for the thing - Rapid re-instatement of the behaviour after a period of a...
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Love in your skin
2007-09-25 15:46:00
Ela está deitada sobre os lençóis, quando o dia nasce docemente no seu quarto Um raio de sol vem aquecer a sua pele… Ela abre os olhos e repara que ele já não está a seu lado… ouve o barulho chuveiro. Lentamente, levanta-se sorrindo e vai … Abre ligeiramente a cortina e sem que ele dê conta, observa a água a correr sobre corpo dele. Como que hipnotizada, estende a mão para lhe tocar, surpreendido ele volta-se, abraça-lhe a mão e dá pequenos beijos em cada um dos seus dedos, com ternura. Ela oferece-lhe um olhar repleto de desejo e deixa a sua mão vagabundear sobre ele, aproveitando plenamente cada milímetro da sua pele… Esta pele onde ela desejava gravar o seu amor… It is lying on sheets, when the day is born sweet in its room a sun ray comes to heat its skin… It opens the eyes and repairs that it already is not its side… hears the racket...
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This night make me crazy
2007-09-25 15:39:00
  Cettes nuits me font du mal au coeur. Le clair de lune semble avoir le pouvoir de faire vibrer tous les démons et me faire sentir possédée par les désirs sataniques… comme si j’aie  le diable dans le corps.   J’aimerais avoir de la force pour fermer les yeux et  … Oublier… me libérer… et voler. Ne pás résister à cette tentation.. capable de me laisser essayer.   This night make me nausea. The moonlight seems to have the capacity to make vibrate all the demons and make me feel had by the satanic desires… as if I have the devil in the body.   I would like to have force to close the eyes and… forget… to release me… and fly. Do not to resist this temptation. ..able to let me test.   Esta noite está a deixar-me em brasa. A luz da lua parece ter o poder de  fazer vibrar todos os demónios e de me fazer...
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Act of love can be much better with a shot of vodka
2007-09-25 11:37:00
In some cases, sexologists recommend that their patients drink alcoholic beverages in small doses to unwind prior to having sex. Besides, blood is bound to “heat up” after a drink or two; alcohol can make the sex drive grow stronger and keep men from trouble of having premature ejaculation, thus prolonging sexual intercourse. However, things are likely to take a U-turn if you have too much of a drink. Your senses will be greatly inhibited, and your lovemaking capacity will be next to nix. All in all, there is no such thing a “pro-sex” drink or “anti-sex” drink. However, alcoholic beverages do vary in terms of their intoxicating characteristics. We will try to find out which of them are good for “getting in the mood” and which ones should be left uncorked on an amorous encounter. Beer (4.5-6% alcohol by volume) Back in Soviet times, beer was considered a typical male drink, which men would drink after work in some seedy beerhouse or n...
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She...
2007-09-18 01:32:00
Elle...le miroir de mes désirs. Ela… o espelho de meus desejos. Sie… der Spiegel meiner Wünsche. ?…??????? Ella… el espejo de mis deseos. Lei… lo specchio dei miei desideri. ??… ?????? ?? ??????. ??… ?? ??? ??. ???… ??????? ???? ???????. Henne… avspegla av min lust.
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