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2007-09-17 19:44:00

Very Sexy
2007-09-13 16:22:00
Very Sexy
Sexy
2007-09-11 04:15:00
–adjective, sex·i·er, sex·i·est. 1. concerned predominantly or excessively with sex; risqué: a sexy novel. 2. sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality: the sexiest professor on campus. 3. excitingly appealing; glamorous: a sexy new car. [Origin: 1920–25; sex + -y1] —Related forms sex·i·ly, adverb sex·i·ness, nounsexy adjective having sex appeal Arabic: ??????? ????? ?????????? ???????????? Chinese (Simplified): ???,??? Chinese (Traditional)...
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Celebrities often go to extremes trying to look young
2007-09-11 04:02:00
Every woman cannot but face a number of problems as she grows older e.g. cellulite, obesity, wrinkles etc. You cannot simply brush these problems aside, especially if you are a celebrity or sex symbol. In a desperate attempt to turn back the clock on aging, celebrities doctor their birth certificates, turn to plastic surgery, engage in relationships with lovers twice their age or stay out of the spotlight and paparazzi. Did any of the big-name actresses of the past succeeded in getting the upper hand in their fight against aging? Being the epitome of beauty was a real challenge back in the early and mid 20th century. The “granny’s anti-aging tips” had already become too old and rather ineffective to meet the requirements of the ever-changing world. Besides, plastic surgery was still in its embryonic state. Gala Dali, the Russian wife of the famous painter, used a plethora of methods, trying hard not to look her age. In fact, she reportedly went to extremes while ...
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Broken heart
2007-09-10 00:53:00
Tudo o que faço é dar... e tudo o que tu fazes é receber. Toma a última pedra do meu coração... parte-a!   Everything what I make is to give… e everything what you make is to receive. It takes the last rock of my heart… it has broken it!   Tout ce que je fais  c’est donner… et tout ce que tu fais est recevoir. Prend la dernière roche de mon coeur…   ??????????????????… ????e?????????????? ???????????????… ?????????!   Todo qué hago es dar… e todo qué usted hace es recibir. Toma la roca pasada de mi corazón… ¡lo ha roto!   ??? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ????… [?] ??? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ?????. ?? ???? ?????? ??????? ?? ????… ?? ?? ??? ??!   ????????… e?????????? ???????????… ?????!   Alles was ich bilde, ist zu geben… e alles was Sie bilden, ist zu empfangen. Es nimmt den let...
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HOW TO DRINK WINE IN A CLASSY WAY
2007-09-10 00:47:00
Como beber vinho com classe. WIE MAN WEIN IN EINER NOBLEN WEISE TRINKT ??? ?????? ???? ? ????????????? ?????? COMMENT BOIRE DU VIN D'UNE MANIÈRE CHIQUE ???????????? CÓMO BEBER EL VINO DE UNA MANERA sexy ??? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ????? HOW TO DRINK WINE IN A CLASSY WAY
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Fast food makes Americans shorter
2007-09-10 00:30:00
Americans are no longer the tallest nation in the world. The new anthropometric research shows that American people are becoming fatter and shorter than Europeans. Too much fast food in the American diet may be one of the reasons behind the trend, the study says. However, the height problem is even worse in Russia. America?s population ceased to be the tallest in the world. The study, conducted by Professor John Komlos of the University of Munich, found that a white American male averaged 173.69 cm in height in 1850. The American white male average was 178.7 cm in 2000. The African-American male average was slighter shorter. Europeans have grown much taller in 150 years, with the Netherlands towering above the rest of the world as the tallest country. In 1850, the Dutch averaged 164.5 cm in height, whereas the population?s average height measured 184.12 cm at the turn of the 21st century. Prof. Komlos published a number of articles to explain why Americans have started to grow co...
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??, Amar, to love, sayang, ást, kjćrlighet
2007-09-07 22:39:00
Amar, é a coisa mais bonita, mais profundamente verdadeira que poderemos fazer nas nossas vidas...     Aimer, c’ est la chose la plus jolie, la plus profondément vraie que nous pourrons faire dans nos vies…   Aimer, est la chose le plus joli, plus profondément vraie que nous pourrons faire dans nos vies…   Amar, es la cosa más bonita, más profundamente verdad que podremos hacer en nuestras vidas…   ????????, ????? ????? ????? ?????, ??????? ???????? ??? ?? ????? ??????? ? ????? ??????…   Att älska är det mest nätt tinget, djupare riktigt, än vi ska gör i våra liv…,   Zu lieben, ist die Sache, die am hübschsten ist, tiefer zutreffend, als wir werden bilden in unseren Leben…   Houden van, is het het meest prettiest ding, meer diep waar dan zullen wij in ons leven kunnen maken…   ???? ??, ??? ??? ??? ?? ? ?? ???&hell...
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Sexy Cheerleaders
2007-08-23 13:16:00
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Going For The Kiss
2007-08-23 13:14:00
In my estimation, this is where most guys blow it. They know the girl is ready to be kissed, yet they freeze up and pass a bunch of good opportunities to make a move, waiting for that perfect one. Even worse, they?ll wait hoping the woman will make the first move. If you?re the kind of guy who hesitates, I got news for you? There are no perfect windows of opportunity, just many good ones, and 99% of the time she will not be the first to initiate any form of intimacy. If she does, consider yourself lucky. How do we handle this slightly awkward situation? Very simply. The key here is spotting these good, small windows of opportunity and then taking advantage of them. Still better is to just create these windows yourself. I have covered a lot more steps in my e-book ?How To Get A Girlfriend? but for now I have just illustrated a basic technique. Let?s cover this point-by-point: 1) The first thing to make sure of is that you?re both having a good time, getting along well and physica...
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Phone Sex With Wife In Elevator
2007-08-23 10:55:00
Phone Sex With Wife In Elevator - Celebrity bloopers here
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Malaysia fights sexy pop stars
2007-08-23 10:24:00
Some of the world's top pop stars are holding concerts in Muslim-majority Malaysia this year, but they're facing growing pressure to keep skimpy outfits and steamy dance moves off the stage amid protests by conservative Islamic critics who believe liberal Western performances can corrupt youths, event organizers said Wednesday. Gwen Stefani made what she called "a major sacrifice" by donning clothes that revealed little skin at a Kuala Lumpur performance Tuesday, after Muslim students and political activists called for her concert to be scrapped because of her sexy reputation. Promoters have announced that R&B superstar Beyonce, who is also known for a sultry image, is scheduled to perform on Nov. 1, amid efforts to lure other big names such as Timberlake, Kylie Minogue and Aerosmith to this Southeast Asian country in the Visit Malaysia Year 2007. "We've informed Beyonce's management about this issue of clothes, but it takes some of the fun out of it,&qu...
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Sexy Cheerleaders
2007-08-23 10:20:00
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Act of love can be much better with a shot of vodka
2007-08-23 10:17:00
In some cases, sexologists recommend that their patients drink alcoholic beverages in small doses to unwind prior to having sex. Besides, blood is bound to “heat up” after a drink or two; alcohol can make the sex drive grow stronger and keep men from trouble of having premature ejaculation, thus prolonging sexual intercourse. However, things are likely to take a U-turn if you have too much of a drink. Your senses will be greatly inhibited, and your lovemaking capacity will be next to nix. All in all, there is no such thing a “pro-sex” drink or “anti-sex” drink. However, alcoholic beverages do vary in terms of their intoxicating characteristics. We will try to find out which of them are good for “getting in the mood” and which ones should be left uncorked on an amorous encounter. Beer (4.5-6% alcohol by volume) Back in Soviet times, beer was considered a typical male drink, which men would drink after work in some seedy beerhouse or n...
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Lohan May Dodge the World's Biggest Bullet
2007-08-22 04:10:00
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there is a "strong possibility" the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office will NOT file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests.We're told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility -- also a felony. But we're told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.And we're told Lohan's mega-lawyer Blair Berk and prosecutors have been talking a lot and that spells a possible plea bargain.Here's what's for sure: If Lohan is not charged with a felony, she is not required to attend Friday's arraignment. If that's the case, put money on it ...
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The Oldest Child Is Smarter?So Says the Research
2007-08-22 04:06:00
The Oldest Child Is Smarter…So Says the Research For nearly a century, child development experts have pondered just how much parents matter in how their kids turn out. This week, fresh new research hit the AP wires and the “nature vs. nurture” debate may finally be put to rest. The findings are profound: Firstborn sons have higher IQs than their younger brothers because of how they are raised. Wow! It seems they finally figured out that parents do make a difference after all!! This morning I talked about the study on Today, and here are some of the most interesting results, and how you can use them with your own children. The study came from Norway lead by a psychologist, Petter Kristensen. Over the past decade Kristensen and a group of researchers meticulously analyzed IQ scores of 250,000 men. All the men took the IQ test when they were 18 or 19 years old and were required to do it as draftees entering the Norwegian army. The results found that the oldest child ...
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Eighteen Double Vodkas
2007-08-22 04:02:00
        A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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Erotic
2007-08-22 03:56:00
erotic  1621 (implied in erotical), from Fr. érotique, from Gk. erotikos, from eros (gen. erotos) "sexual love" . Erotic ize is from 1914. Erotomaniac "one driven mad by passionate love" (sometimes also used in the sense of "nymphomaniac") is from 1858. Erotica (1854) is from Gk. neut. pl. of erotikos "amatory," from eros; originally a booksellers' catalogue heading. adjective 1.  giving sexual pleasure; sexually arousing  noun 1.  an erotic person  erotic [i?rotik] adjective of, or arousing, sexual love or desire Arabic: ????? ?????????? ???????????? Chinese (Simplifi...
Perfect Downblouse
2007-08-22 03:41:00
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Jogos Eróticos - Download do dia
2007-08-22 03:18:00
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Jogos Eróticos - Erotic Games
2007-08-22 03:07:00
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Top 31Games
2007-08-22 02:49:00
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2007-08-21 02:32:00
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2007-08-14 00:39:00
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Do women need an orgasm?
2007-08-14 00:37:00
There are so many reasons why women cannot easily achieve orgasm through simple physical act that sometimes it seems that orgasm is rather a thing invented to equate men and woman. From the biological point of view there is no need for a woman to have orgasm as her body is ready for procreation no matter if she reached a desired big O or not. But as we dont have sex only to give birth to a child but mostly for pleasure sake – the orgasm difficulty raises numerous concerns for women and all the scientific staff that is trying to solve the grand problem. If you ask a smart sexologist on the topic of female orgasm – you will get the whole range of answers which state one blur thing- women are complex creatures and such things like mood swings, minor conflicts can interfere with the enjoyable process and kill all the efforts. Women start buying vibrators searching for that unbelievable pleasure. The mechanical thing can indeed sometimes become an alternative for reaching...
Romantic Idea: romantic spot
2007-08-06 10:58:00
Invite your partner to go for a walk. Get a back pack and pack the following items: A picnic blanket, a selection of fruit in small containers eg. strawberries, grapes, watermelon and kiwi fruit. Some cheese and crackers. Some sandwiches. A small tin of caviar. A half bottle of champagne and two plastic champagne glasses. If your partner asks what's in the backpack, just say a jacket and some lunch.When you find a romantic spot, ask if she would like to stop for a bite to eat. Open your pack and remove the items one by one to set up your picnic. The last item you remove should be the glasses and champagne.
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100 romantic ideas: 11-20
2007-08-04 13:34:00
IDEA # 11Memorize one of Shakespeare's love sonnets and recite it to your partner when you are in a romantic setting like a botanical garden. Don't just suddenly start reciting poetry as this will just sound corny.While you are cuddling your partner, ask in a joking manner, "So is now a good time to recite a love poem to you?" She will probably say yes, expecting you to come up with something of the "Roses are Red..." variety.Instead, look into her eyes, smile and recite the sonnet while you gently stroke her face. Try the sonnet below. If this is too long, just memorize the first four lines and the last two.Shakespeare Love Sonnet 18Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?Thou art more lovely and more temperate.Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,And summer's lease hath all too short a date.Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,And often is his gold complexion dimmed,And every fair from fair sometime declines,By chance or nature's changing cours...
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Lindsay Lohan to talk about her first stay in Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatm
2007-08-04 12:49:00
U.S. star Lindsay Lohan  talked about her first stay in rehab facility center in an interview, which Elle magazine claims held thirt y six hours before her last drunken driving arrest. "I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance," Lohan tells the magazine of her stay at the Wonderland Center in Los Angeles in January. "I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn't know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends - I was with them last night - they're in AA for, like, years," the actress is quoted as saying. Lohan arrested on May 24 on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing her car into a curb on Sunset Boulevard entered the Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility and was released on July 13, after a stay of more than six weeks. On July 24, the 21-year-old actress was arrested in Santa Mon...
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Post-sex washing 'doesn't lower HIV'
2007-07-28 11:17:00
Washing after sex does not help protect straight men from catching HIV, African research has confirmed. The study of uncircumcised Ugandan men presented at an AIDS conference in Sydney found that so-called "penile cleansing" with soap and water does not reduce the chance of contracting HIV infection. The result was disappointing for the research team who had hoped the popular practice could be a cheap and effective alternative to circumcision, which was recently proven to offer 60 per cent protection for heterosexual men. Rates of HIV are escalating among African men, with more than 4,000 infected daily. Scientists from Uganda enlisted more than 2,500 uncircumcised HIV-negative men and tested them over 18 months for their HIV status and their self-reported post-coital cleansing practices. Almost 85 per cent reported washing every time, said lead researcher Dr Fred Makumbi from Makerere University in Uganda. Most men said they washed with just water and soap, but some also ...
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Japan sexy girls
2007-07-28 10:56:00
Hara Rokujyou   Name: Hara Rokujyou Profession: Actress Country: Japan Height: 172cm Sizes: 92, 63, 95  
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