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Random Thought of The Day
2007-08-22 01:24:00
So I've been reading (what else is new, right?) this wonderful book that I'm sure will give me a lot of insight to my personal Self. I think I'm going to use my blog to explore the thoughts and discoveries that come up while I'm exploring what's between those pages. I also have a journal I bought some time ago called 40 Days and 40 Nights which is a sort of self analysis journey. I think there are some things I really need to get to the bottom of; things within me that hinder me on my journey through this lifetime. I feel like I struggle all the time because my mind and interests are all over the place with no clear direction. Most of my life I've spent reading and researching and thinking and creating. . . but never putting those resources into action. I'm missing a crucial element within that will get me to my next step. I've become so prepared for what lies ahead, and in my preparing, I've lost sight of putting that preparation into movement.For example, I'm in love wit...
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Writer's COCKblock
2007-08-20 19:54:00
I've always had a passion for reading and writing - as I've mentioned here before - and I feel like I have so much in my head/heart/soul/mind just bursting to get out. I can't help that I'm imaginative and creative and all over the place. I have so many interests that I can't ever just pick one and excel. I have so many topics I entertain in my head that I can't ever fully develop a pathway with just one idea. I feel like my mind flops around like a fish out of water and I can't grasp the damned thing to hold it down. The curse of an artist in search of her medium? Perhaps.There are so many blogs floating around in the "space" that I feel overwhelmed sometimes. Are we all so independent in this day and age of the internet, that we're all so desperate to find an audience who will hear us? Do we choose anonymity over personal relationships and bonding friendships? Or are we crossing our fingers hoping somebody "important" will stumble upon our words and, by the grace of someON...
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Random Thought of The Day
2007-08-19 21:22:00
I REALLY miss picture messaging. Apple only gives you 14 days to return the iPhone so now I'm stuck. Not that I don't like the cool little gadget, but I'm going insane not being able to take cell phone pix of myself and sending them out. I mean, it's REALLY upsetting me. That was pretty much the one thing I used a cell phone for in the first place. And if you're my friend and I have your cell number, you would be a happy camper, that's all I have to say. I'm trying to figure out how to keep both the iPhone and my Verizon phone. . . But it's not like money grows on trees over here. And since I'm taking a break from porn. . . well. . . let's just say that rent is high and life is financially rough. It's hard being a young woman supporting herself all alone in SoCal. I spend one and a half paychecks on rent alone. Not to mention bills, gas, and groceries that I still have to scrape up money for. Which means - you guessed it - I have SHIT for money to live off of. I'm sure y...
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OH! The Irony!
2007-08-19 20:40:00
I find it completely ridiculous that I will stick my nose in a book - for example, the one I'm reading right now on Everyday Enlightenment - while driving in rush hour traffic. I'm reading about living in the NOW and paying attention to every moment...While driving a car.Makes perfect sense to me, right?And I try to buy organic as much as I can at the grocery store because I don't want to litter my body. But then I find I have no more money, so I buy the cheapest $4 bag of cat food for my kitties. I guess littering my temple is strictly forbidden, yet I can litter the insides of my cats? How terrible.The irony of everyday life never ceases to amaze me.
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Random Thought of The Day
2007-08-17 21:26:00
Why is it 80° outside, yet I still have my office space heater glued to my body? I'm probably the only one I know that gets cold in the middle of a heat wave. But anyway. . . you ever have those moments where your pussy is so worked and swollen that it smells sore? Like it's chafed and rubbed raw from too much fucking. And has your partner ever fucked you so much that his balls start to ache from cumming too often? Like his balls can't keep producing as much semen as the amount being emptied. This is like a difficult trigonometry question. Except that I avoided trig by not majoring in anything requiring math. Which is probably why I can't figure out a way for MVP and I to fuck each other as much as we need to (keep up the high demand and high sexuality) and avoid the on-the-job hazards of sore snatch and busted balls.
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Cadillac Confessions Vol. 1
2007-08-17 20:30:00
MVP has a junker '58 Cadillac limo that he bought months ago to tinker with. The thing is a beast - it was at one point a gleaming white; a proud vehicle back in the day. It's been all across the country, even being a military limo in Hawai'i, used to transport officials. We're not sure when the car was exactly retired but it found its way to Arizona where MVP drove to pick it up. He originally purchased it to use for parts on another Caddy that's being custom designed for him at a shop. But he didn't have the heart to part with the rest of it and so embarked on a restoration project of his own.The car has been worked on furiously by his mechanic for months, trying to get the damned thing to run. And for a while it only sputtered, wheezed, coughed, and groaned until two weeks ago when it ran for the first time in years. Now that the engine was headed in the right direction, he wanted to start on restoring the interior. And he employed me to help him.Let's just say I've seen ...
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LateXXX
2007-08-16 23:42:00
Is it really all that weird that I just got super excited to find latex hospital gloves in the supply closet of my office? I mean, EXCITED! Do these people know what they're doing to me by putting that shit in there? It's not like I need even more naughty thoughts to distract me from my work duties. "Latex gloves. . . latex gloves with lube. . . latex gloves with lube and a willing ass, wrestling in slick baby oil while playing naked twister. . ."Photo: cover album Enema of The State, Blink 182

Random Thought of The Day
2007-08-16 22:02:00
I'm going to start adding more images to my blog because - quite frankly - y'all are probably bored to tears with my incesssant chatter and need some over-indulgent stimuli, yes? So I've "implemented" my Random Thought of The D ay series, consisting of one of my images along with. . . ummmm. . . well. . . my random thought of the day. Imagine that.Please feel free to leave a comment of your own random thought for today. I'm sure I'll get a grand total of two of you out there that will participate in this and the rest will just lurk and smirk. Ahhhhh the musings of a blogger. . .Also, I have a Flickr page that I'll keep updating photos to - my personal collection. Add me to view the "normal life of Lauren."Lauren Vaughn's Flickr PageBesos,Lauren xoxo

~vision~
2007-08-16 19:06:00
I stumbled upon EarthLight and really identified with their Seven Principles of Our Evolving Earth Spirituality. These mandate what I live by and it was such a joy to see it somewhere - manifested in writing on the web. Let me share with you. . .Sacred Relationship - We acknowledge and honor the Spirit that brings us forth in interdependence. In so doing, we live in sacred relationship.Conscious Evolution - We actively explore how we as individuals and as a species can move toward a way of living that embodies mutually enhancing relations with all Earth’s life-forms and natural systems. In so doing, we live in connection to and with reverence for all life.Collective Wisdom - We honor the essence of the world’s wisdom traditions as important sources for learning values of compassion, reverence, and gratitude. In so doing, we awaken to a deeper, contemporary wisdom.Mutual Learning - We engage in mutual learning experiences as we create an Earth community listening and speaking fro...
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Remedy For Sore Wrists
2007-08-15 23:38:00
Stop jerking yourself off.Find a comfortable spot on the couch/bed/floor/counter top/toilet/backseat of car.Have girlfriend-slash-wife-slash-lover-slash-f uck buddy-slash-random chick from the supermarket suckle out your sweet cum with her hungry mouth.Tricks of the trade.
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Fruit Flies & Cackling Hens
2007-08-15 21:49:00
I don't really feel like I identify with anyone in my office. Even the girls who are close to my age. They convene in the lunchroom every day and eat together - right across from my office. They used to ask me to join them but I am always too busy to sit on my ass and chat watercooler talk with women I would never hang out with in my personal life. Of course I don't tell them that.I also don't tell them to shut their traps everytime I hear cackling drifting through the hallway. There is nothing more irritating to me than the high pitched, furious, evil-inspired cackling of a group of women. It's like nails on a chalkboard. Actually, I would prefer nails on a chalkboard.I just don't find humor or entertainment in gossip or sewing circles. I know that like attracts like, but why do people band together to talk about other people? I hear the office girls gossiping all day long. . . about their men, their friends, their families, their problems. Why on earth would you want other pe...
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BLAH
2007-08-14 22:33:00
So I've had the most wonderful bout of food poisoning known to man. It's always nice to become intimately face-to-face with the porcelain god *ugh*
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Riddle Me This
2007-08-10 21:51:00
What has two headlights, a squishy mound, insatiable sexual hunger, and humps the office chair all day long?............ Yes, it's about that time again. Only 4 hours have passed and I'm horny.
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~wanderlust~
2007-08-09 20:16:00
So I've been thinking and planning and analyzing and restructuring.I'm headed to Vegas this weekend for business (yes, the real business, not the "fun" business). And I'm setting up tentative travel schedules to Mexico and Europe for *hopefully* the near future. I guess if I could have an ideal situation, I would be going to Mexico for the Labor Day weekend holiday, visiting family up north the beginning of September, backpacking through Europe for two weeks at the end of September-early October, skiing in Tahoe for winter, and vacationing in Hawaii for New Years.Is that too much to ask?I've had wanderlust my entire life. My parents had me on my first plane ride to Germany when I was less than a year old. And it was magic ever since. I ***crave*** travel. And not the resort, pristine, keep-me-in-a-tourist-bubble type of travel. I like the nitty gritty. Seeing through the eyes of a local. Experiencing the REAL.So I have an itinerary mapped out for my Euro trip and it's a complet...
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Heidi-Whore
2007-08-09 20:06:00
I'm having sex again. Like, every day. Hallelujah!!! The more sex I have, the more I find myself grinding my pussy against my office chair all the time. It's like the hormones get pleasured and hunger for more, mORe, MORE! It's fantastically fabulous! I was dying without the wondrous and fulfilling sex that I was accustomed to. But I no longer have to fret about that. . .I can be Heidi -Whore at home again - and I haven't felt such fulfillment in a long time :)

Think PINK!
2007-08-09 20:00:00
No, not the luscious pink folds of a pretty pussy.My hair.It's pink.PINK!I went to an absolutely incompetant hair "colorist" yesterday to get my hair refreshed and she turned it pink! She even tried to correct it - thus, coloring my hair a total of TWO times last night - and it only went from cotton candy pink to Rainbow Brite pink.Tell me. . . is it THAT difficult to refresh somebody's red haircolor without making them look like a punk rocker? I'm devastated! I think I'm about to cry. . .
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If You Love Something. . .
2007-08-07 02:16:00
". . . set it free. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be. . ."This is an Epic Moment. Some thing miraculous and incredulous has happened. And, yes, it has to do with MVP.I'm afraid to write about it in fear of jinxing it. Or that maybe I'll wake up from a dream. . . on the wrong side of the bed. There's a tightness in my chest and a shortness of breath. I'm a little wary and cautious and scared and joyous and speechless.Something ORGANIC has just taken place in the universe.Stay tuned. . .
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. . . and then there's me
2007-08-03 20:11:00
You say I am myteriousLet me explain myselfIn a land of orangesI am faithful to apples~Elsa Gidlow
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Fortune Friday
2007-08-03 20:02:00
I thought it would be cool to post a few morsels of yummy collections on Friday s. Right in time to kick off the weekend in high spirits. There are some delectable things I'd like to share with you. Enjoy!"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospection." ~Anais NinEven after all this timethe sun never saysyou owe me to the moonlook what happenswith a love like thatit lights the whole sky"All life is an experiment." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointedby the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor.Catch the trade winds in your sail.Explore. Dream. Discover." ~Mark Twain"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." ~Anais NinEvery momentEvery beingEvery thingEvery thoughtEvery feelingis sacredDon't discriminateand you will see it as such"There is no secret to balance , you just have to feel the wa...
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7 Random Facts About *Moi*
2007-08-02 21:01:00
So Z tagged me a while back and I just figured out what it meant.Lauren I must reveal 7 random facts about myself and then tag 7 other people to do the same. Do I even know 7 other bloggers on here that haven't been tagged? This is going to require some research. . .Are you ready? Here goes:I'm not into chocolate :::as a collective *gasp* is heard from women around the world::: It's just too rich for me - I can't do it. Now, I'm German so I can appreciate great Swiss chocolate (ummmmm because German & Swiss is very similar. . . or something) like Ritter Sport, but I'm much more the fuity, chewy candy type. Every now and again I will get a chocolate craving so I'll go out and buy something of quality, like Toblerone, but after 2-3 bites, I'm completely done. So what do I do? Only the most logical thing of course: I wrap it up and store it in the fridge for the next time I get a craving (which is usually only once a month). So if you open my fridge, you'll see a stash of wrap...
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Happy PIlls
2007-08-02 20:45:00
Not sure what the fuck just happened inside of me but I'm suddenly zooming around with a cheesy grin plastered on my face. Despite the fact that it's been insanely busy at the office this week, and despite the fact that I've been stuffing my trap to no end with horrible food that's detrimental to me (the only downfall of "that time of the month"), I'm ridiculously cheerful right now.Maybe it was that poppy seed muffin I just ate. Or maybe my vitamins are finally kicking in after having forgotten to take them for so long (do vitamins require a period of consistent use before you start noticing the benefits? Like some medications? I've always wondered that).All this cheerfulness and I'm not getting laid. Something must REALLY be wrong with me! LOL
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:::chuckle:::
2007-08-02 19:46:00
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks."LMFAOAin't that the truth!!!

un.sexed
2007-08-02 00:36:00
I have to just mention that it really blows (no, not in that way) and really sucks (no, not in that way) and stinks (YES, in that way) that I'm not having a normal sex life.Let's define Lauren's normal sex life. It consists of three things:Sex at LEAST twice a dayAn orgasm at LEAST once a dayAnd a dry spell NEVERThe occasional toy is welcomed into the mix but it must be, first and foremost, QUALITY fucking. Completely selfless devotion to the other person's body. I love having sex with someone who is concentrating on making me cum while I'm concentrating on making them cum. It's a win-win situation. Now that I'm single, I'm just not getting the frequency and quality that I've been spoiled with when I was with MVP. Don't get me wrong. . . I still want to wring his neck. But the sex was fabulous! Too bad he's a jackass.I'm sick of masturbating and opening my eyes to seeing my cats watch me *AHHHHH*! If I don't find a compatible - and highly available - fuck buddy soon, I...

ego BOOST
2007-08-02 00:30:00
Compliment of the week:"You have a mouth and a hand that I've never seen before! This has been the best porn sex I've had in a while."High fives all around!!! LOL
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round UP
2007-07-31 20:26:00
Just a few more things. . .I ordered business cards and magnets for myself and I'm such a dork because that really EXCITES me! I plan to leave them everywhere too. I want to be able to give everyone I work with a business card. Shit, I'll leave a trail of business cards down the street if it'll get people to notice me. I realize that the turn around for girls in porn is so damn high, that everyone in the industry is so completely disinterested in anyone new. Apathy runs rampant around these parts! And I'm determined to get people to open their eyes and SEE me.Usually stars have a concept, right? Something marketable. . . something people can remember you by. Well I'm not going to sit on my ass until someone decides to dream up a cute, pansy nickname for me that gets spread around town. I've done it myself. I always keep saying that I want to bring legs back (whatever happened to the sexy leg fetish from the 80s???) and I've had so many compliments on my oral skills (see? my o...
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What Do YOU Like?
2007-07-31 20:15:00
Ok, I know there are a lot of you out there because I check my stat counter. . .I NEED YOUR INPUT!!!So I was thinking. . . since I've had this blog up before I was even with an agency, some of you guys have walked along with me from conception of my fantasy to get into porn all the way to this point. Some of you have just joined me along this ride and, as you can see, I'm still a porn newbie.But since I'm doing something drastically different (the reality of documenting my journey into porn and putting it out there into the real world), I thought how cool it would be to hear from YOU about what turns you on.So tell me this:-What type/genre of porn do you really enjoy?-Are there any companies you are usually drawn to? (any loyalty to certain producers/directors?)-Are you drawn to certain fetishes?-What do you like/dislike seeing on film?I'm starting to get the ball rolling on some self-promotion and pushing to get myself out there and I could use all the help I can get! I'd real...

Whoa Wa Whee Wa!
2007-07-31 19:54:00
So I still haven't seen Borat but I feel the need to use his exclamation!I had the BEST porn weekend I've had since starting. It was so much fun and I had a great time on all the sets and with all the people I interacted with. Saturday I shot for Greedy Video and we did this really, uber-cheesy scene that I thought was friekin hilarious! First off, I'm not an actor. I probably can't act to save my life. I'm too much of a goofball. . . and too real. I wear my emotions on my sleeve and I have never been able to hide my true self. But regardless. . . I guess porn is perfect "acting" for me then because I've already done a bunch of cheesy scenes.My co-star on Saturday was amazing and we had great chemistry. Not only was he tall with a great body, but he was having just as much fun as we all were on set. I don't think I've laughed that much in a while - and I have to say it was great to be smiling again, just like my old self. The sex was great and it was flattering to get compli...
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What I Learned Today
2007-07-30 03:01:00
That when someone who has a huge cock tries to shove it down your esophagas to make you deep throat it, A) It hurts like holy fucking hell.B) You can't possibly puke when a cock is plugging up your trap.C) It gives you a sore throat.D) It was loads (pun intended) of fun!
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SPAM
2007-07-26 19:11:00
No, not the kind found in a can. I'm talking the really annoying stuff that inundates your email inbox and cell phones and mailboxes and now - apparently - my blog! Spam ming has reached new lows when people try to spam the fuck out of my blog comments. Do you really think I'm going to approve your bullshit???? C'MON! There's nothing I hate more than being spammed. When will this all end? It's gotten completely out of control. So UP YOURS!

I Deserve A Spanking
2007-07-25 21:52:00
For those of you out there that actually read my blog, I apologize profusely for the "mini-vacation" from writing. I was terribly sick with strep throat and pretty much felt dead to the world the past week. I had the fever, chills, aches and pains. . . all that fun nonsense. I could hardly keep myself upright long enough to type on the computer.But I've recovered and am trying to muster up some energy again to get back to good.A couple random things:- Did I mention I got the new iPhone? It's so totally fun to play with but am soooooooo disappointed that it doesn't support picture messaging. WTF?!?!? I have a mini computer in my hand and it can't send or receive picture texts? Somebody at Apple wasn't paying attention to the little details. I'm a HUGE geek when it comes to pix messaging. So sad.- I'm booked for both this coming Saturday and Sunday. I don't have many details as of yet but I hope it all goes well. As of right now I don't have any other bookings and I'm starti...
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