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/writing/ on the /wall/
2008-05-28 23:49:00
Some awesome new developments I'd like to throw out there. . . Some very cool and wonderful people I know have put up an online magazine called Kasidie, for adult Lifestylers. I've been submitting written work to them and have gotten my first ever published story! They've published "Drenched" in their May 2008 online issue. . . and I'll be continuing to write erotic fiction for them. This marks the beginning of my published life! It would be in your best interest to check out Kasidie - it's a highly entertaining, informative online adult magazine where an open mind is encouraged!Also, a blog called Love Boudoir has linked to my blog here. They wrote to tell me that Love Boudoir is a showcase for some of the best erotic blogs on the internet and that they found mine to be just that! Not only am I flattered, but I'm also very, very grateful for them finding me. Check out their blog. . . there's a ton of great writing on there to whet your appetite (and wet your panties)!
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My Spot on The Space
2008-05-21 22:22:00
So loving MySpace has done wonders for me and decided to delete my profile (for whatever reasons I'm not sure - I'm envisioning a pimply faced 22-year-old employee of MS offended by the color panties I wore on my homepage and decided to hit the ill-famed 'delete' button and blow my profile into oblivion). Along with his slothish behavior of cramming pickles down his throat and surfing the web all day in his Doritos-encrusted basement, this Judge-Of-All-Things-Whorish-On-MySpace held my fate in the palm of his hand. The thing that really gets me: I didn't have an x-rated profile :::gasp::: and there are plenty porno-filled pages of debaucherous eye candy on The Space for anyone and their mom to peruse. So why delete mine? Apparently my page was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I was the Lucky Winner :::golf claps:::Needless to say I'm completely annoyed and positively over trying to re-create a page at this time. I threw something sterile up temporarily just so that my co-...
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VENT
2008-05-12 20:36:00
In true fashion of what Monday symbolizes, I need to vent my frustration. . . the lack of care or professionalism in the "industry" has me reeling. . . I can't tell you how many countless times I have contacted people in order to get a copy of my movies. Allow me to explain. Every performer gets the wonderful added bonus of receiving a copy of the DVD in which they appear. I'm in the movie; I get a copy. Makes absolute, perfect sense, right? Is that not one of the measly contributions I get for my performances? Movies can take anywhere from 1 month to 6 months to be released, depending on many different factors. I've given ample time for my videos to be released and given enough opportunities to have the video sent to me and am now at wit's end, hence venting my frustration. I own only 2 videos out of the 20 or so that I've appeared in. TWO!!! There should be no excuse for that, especially since I've contacted people on this matter several times.I want to see my scenes gawdamn...
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Monday Monday
2008-05-12 17:05:00
MmMmMmmmm there's nothing like a wonderful cup of coffee to get me up in the morning. After sex, of course ;)So one of my school finals is over and done with. I can breathe a slight sigh of relief! I still have more to go but it's amazing how some stress lifts even with one class completed. I'm trying to juggle all the typical Monday madness of things that need to get accomplished today. Trying to secure a debaucherous meeting with one of our favorite playmates, reading assignments for school, bills to pay, campus wrap-ups, essays to write, household cleaning, working out, some packing up of my condo (yes, I've been living with MVP for months now but the lease on my condo wasn't up yet. . . so officially, my lease ends in a couple weeks and MVP and I will have permanent residence together), shopping to do, blah, blah, blah. Sounds like a lot to squeeze into a Monday but the way I see it is, the more I get out of the way today, the less I have to worry about the rest of the week...

Universität
2008-05-08 03:41:00
In addition to the fact that MVP had to wake me this morning because I was crying in my sleep (and running! -I was running in my sleep for gawd's sake!- just picture that for a moment), I have a HUGE final exam tommorrow that I've been going bonkers studying for. My head feels like its been in a fog and I feel like I'm walking around in a daze. Just in case my schoolwork hasn't completely wiped out my social life, I also registered for summer school today. You know, just to torture myself that much more. The only break today came when I had my riding lesson, although my calves and ankles aren't too happy with me about that. I won't be able to take a deep breath and really enjoy it until Friday. Then I plan on being outdoors all day to take the edge off. I know not more than a barely audible *peep* has been heard from me on here for some weeks. . . I've been so caught up with papers, writing, reading, studying (imagine that!) and haven't had enough time to push my eyesockets ...

For Strong Women
2008-05-05 06:21:00
A strong woman is a woman who is strainingA strong woman is a woman standingon tiptoe and lifting a barbellwhile trying to sing "Boris Godunov."A strong woman is a woman at workcleaning out the cesspool of the ages,and while she shovels, she talks abouthow she doesn't mind crying, it opensthe ducts of the eyes, and throwing updevelops the stomach muscles, andshe goes on shoveling with tears in her nose.A strong woman is a woman in whose heada voice is repeating, I told you so,ugly, bad girl, bitch, nag, shrill, witch,ballbuster, nobody will ever love you back,why aren't you feminine, why aren'tyou soft, why aren't you quiet, why aren't you dead?A strong woman is a woman determinedto do somehing others are determinednot be done. She is pushing up on the bottomof a lead coffin lid. She is trying to raisea manhole cover with her head, she is tryingto butt her way through a steel wall.Her head hurts. People waiting for the holeto be made say, hurry, you're so strong.A strong woman...
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BIathlete
2008-04-26 02:09:00
My day started off with 3 rounds of sex in about 2 hours :::stadium cheers::: which is ALWAYS a sign that your sex life with your boyfriend is even better than ever (how on earth can it get better??? It's already so fucking sublime!). We somehow manage to trump each other with every session. Speaking of. . . I believe he'll be home soon for another round so I better make this quick.I sure do manage my time around sex, don't I?So after my wonderful wake-up call I clambered to get ready for my swim lesson. Yes, you read that correctly. Swim lesson. As an adult *sigh*Allow me to explain my ridiculousness. . . you see, I've never had "formal" swim training (even though I've lived in Cali my whole life and am always in the ocean - forever being a Water Baby and insisting on being in the water as much as possible). Sure, I knew how to save my own ass from drowning and how to properly get out of a rip current. I even managed to pass Lifeguard training and Search and Rescue for an aqua...

.changes.
2008-04-23 17:57:00
Along with Spring cleaning comes a metamorphasis of change. Lots of things have been taking place in my world as of late, and many things have come to head (pun intended!). I've placed a few higher priorities on my list and have discarded a few others that harbor negativity in my life (which I don't need). For every season. . . As the season of change (or is that Fall?) begins to blossom, it's time to wake up and spring into action.Hummingbirds in flight - Sunbeams of light - Flowers in bloom - Chirping birds - Buzzing bees - The smell of freshly cut grass - And please note that I have a new email address: backseatbetty.blog@gmail.com

W.O.W.
2008-04-10 02:37:00
All I have to say about last night is. . . WOOOOOOOOOW!Thank you MVP, my love, and. . . (you know who you are) ;)

Sweatin' To The Goldies
2008-04-09 00:25:00
The best thing about tanning at a salon is masturbating in the tanning bed. There's just something about the nakedness and the sweating heat that makes the perfect combination for horniness. Also. . . I highly recommend getting a slight burn on your clit. I know that sounds awful and I definately don't think anyone should get a scorching sunburn on their nookie, but when your clit gets a little tenderized by the tanning bed rays, it instantly makes you wet. I'm not kidding. Everytime I burn my clit a little, the sensitivity is so extremely hightened that even the brush of my jeans against it causes me to grind in my seat. As a matter of fact, I happened to burn my clit in the bed today and I'm chomping at the bit to get off. Try it - you'll see what I mean :)Happy Tanning!

away
2008-03-30 03:13:00
I've been away. . . and I'll be gone for bit - not sure how long. Please keep my family in your thoughts.xoxo

Hippity Hoppity
2008-03-24 04:02:00
Happy Easter Sunday!Well, my day started normal enough: frisking, blowjob, kisses, and cumming. I put my whore stockings on (the ones with all the holes in them), a hot lace thong, and stilletos while I showed MVP some naughty pictures. I propped him up on his favorite chair with a pillow and went to town making his body feel good. I just can't get enough of him! Round 2 is right around the corner. . . with snuggles! I had the weirdest dream last night, which may or may not have been the result of taking NyQuil. For some reason, it was my duty to steer Keith Richards into the land of sobriety. Please don't ask me any questions as to why he was even in my dream, my thoughts in slumber are frequently incomprehensible and quite absurd. So I was lounging in a hot tub with K-dawg applying make-up to his eyelids and we were overlooking the ocean on my 32nd story balcony. The odd part (as if this whole dream sequence weren't odd enough) was that Keith kept interchanging with Mel Gibson ...

I Wanna Fly Away
2008-03-23 04:58:00
MVP and I are long overdue for a vacation! We keep trying to set aside a weekend and things always come up. I guess that's how life is, though. You just have to plan a vacation, set it all up, and go through with it, no excuses! If we keep letting everything else get in the way, we'll never have quality time to spend together. That's why I'm surprising MVP with a vacation gift for his birthday. His B-day is coming up in a few weeks and I'm secretly planning our get-away. I purchased our flights today and arranged for accomodations. Now that I've completely emptied my piggy bank, I just hope I can save up enough money to take with me out of town!Sometimes the stress gets to be too much and we all get so overwhelmed with LIFE. It's all-consuming. Nearly suffocating. School, work, kids, family, places to go, people to see, bills, bills, bills. It's enough to go mad! I'm going to have to fuck a lot of dick to help pay for our vacation LOL. Am I twisted or does that sound really...

FFF
2008-03-14 07:35:00
Anybody have any information on Feminists for Fornication?Speaking of feminism, I love giving strong feminine blowjobs. I sucked the life out of MVP so hard for dessert that I put him right to sound sleep. Mmmmmmm yummy!

no rice, no beans, no bueno
2008-03-14 07:13:00
Another satisfying day of mental exhaustion. I had a midterm in another class of mine today and a test in yet another. Not to mention I have a midterm coming up next week as well. Ah, the pleasure never ends! I'm falling right back into my college days, almost like those years never ended. Up studying until 1am, eating Top Ramen, studying notes in the car. If I end up gaining the Freshman 15 again, somebody better shoot me. And if you find me passed out in a frat house, just like the old days, well. . . just let me be - there will always be a great story!The other day I drove around the college area killing time before my last class of the day, remembering all the apartment complexes, dormitories, and frat houses I've gotten railed in. I took a picture of each different place I got fucked in and sent them to MVP with funny little snippets from my sex stories that took place. I think there were around 12 different buildings that I spread my legs eagerly in. I was about to knock on ...
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Sante Klaus
2008-03-12 18:15:00
I completely dorked out last night and spent a couple hours playing LEGO Star Wars. I hate to admit that but, well, we all have a nerd in us somewhere. After a completely exhaustive Literature midterm (I think I've developed arthritis in my arm from writing for 2 hours straight), my brain was in no condition to do any heavy lifting. After school I went riding in order to reconnect with nature and ground myself. My horse for the day was lazy and we spent most of the time idling around and moseying along at snail's pace. I didn't mind too much; I just needed to be around the gentle giants. I forgot fruit for the horses yet again. I think I'll take The Little One to the barn tonight to feed all the horsies. I know he'd get such a kick out of it and I love teaching kids about animals and helping them learn to love them. P.S. I created Santa Claus in my video game last night and made him kick the Emperor's ass! LMFAO
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the simpleminded
2008-03-12 17:51:00
I love that I blog.I love that people are interested in reading my blog.I love sex (ok, so that wasn't really relevant but I had to throw that in there).And sometimes, I really love the simpleminded.Oh, what a carefree and joyful life they must lead! Not having to think too hard, nor exercise their brains. And let's not forget the cute little hamster on the wheel wheezing at the thought of another spin. What it must be like to be the Judge, not the one judged. To be the Higher Than Thou. To be perfect and quaint in all their weak glory, and to condemn the actions of others. To be the Authority in teling others what is Right and what is Wrong. Proclaim and point out where they think the people around them are wrong in their beliefs/values/morals. It reminds me of the Church. . . and Politics. . . and Teachers. . . and too-proud Parents. What trend I am noticing in this "online life," where people can log on anonymously, spout their remarks, and return to their own world of drama li...

some things are just Not Worth It
2008-03-08 06:57:00
[Soapbox moment ahead in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . . ]It's interesting to me that the societal pack laws of gossip continue no matter what age people may be. Can't people just let well enough alone? Do we really need to band together and lift ourselves up through negatively trashing others? Does that really make people feel good to gossip and toss carelessly catty remarks around? It's infuriating to me the scornful way we humans jump on any bandwagon, no matter how negative, just in order to feel like part of a team. I cross a lot of paths where people are so stuck in their circular rut of negativity and get off on discussing other people ad nauseum. No matter what, someone will always find something negative to say about you. It could be your hair to one person, your tattoos to another, your style, your face, your creativity. Even BREATHING the wrong way could set someone up against you. How many times have you heard someone say, "He/She just "looked" like a bastard/bitch, etc. etc." H...
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it's all just a ///blur///
2008-03-08 00:35:00
I'm so friekin' horny right now that everything has gone blurry. I swear. I'm grinding my pussy all over the chair and am completely unable to contain myself that I can't even see straight. Have any ideas on what I should do about it? ;)
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Ceci n'est pas une pipe
2008-03-07 08:33:00
Yes, René Magritte is genius. Just make a mental note of that.Today was an extremely nerve-wracking day for me. I had two tests at school and my mind has been running-a-muck for days. Sometimes I wish that damn hamster would take a break from his exercise wheel and let me go brainless for a few hours. Since I'm such a wreck when I take tests (due to the anal retentive perfectionist in me), I had to piss like a racehorse on my way to class for my first test of the day. After standing in the long line that is largely unavoidable in every women's restroom line, I made it to class only a few minutes late. So get this. . . my teacher wouldn't let me take the test! Are you kidding me??? Fuming and foaming at the mouth, I took my seat and proceeded to sit there for an entire hour in silence doing diddly-squat while my peers were scribbling away. Since when did school become like a probation meeting? I'm a few minutes late because I had to take a leak and I get shafted? What bullshit. ...
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Down With The Sickness
2008-03-07 08:18:00
On a scale of 1 to 10. . . how sick is it that I made cake batter just so I could eat a couple spoonfuls before bed? WTF is wrong with me?!?
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*it's magic*
2008-03-07 05:49:00
I just walked into the house from my last class of the day and was greeted by what sounded like a military air show: buzzing, whirring, and complete chaos. As I perked my ears and followed the sound to the bedroom, I found, to my horror, that the racket was coming from none other than my Magic Wand vibrator doing a Mexican Jumping Bean dance all across the hardwood floor. I rushed over to shut it off, realizing that it must have been on for nearly three hours (and the subtle scent of fire was a pretty big clue). To my dismay, as I picked the wand up to shut it off, strings of purple, melted rubber dropped in droves onto the floor. The entire rubber dildo attachment that I use on the head of the wand from time to time (*ahem* today) was melted to pieces. After nearly burning my fingers on the torched handle, I managed to shut it off and unplug it. I'm so bummed out. The motor must be shot to shit now and there's no way I'm sticking a half beat-up dildo inside my pussy, only to hav...

Eureka!
2008-03-06 06:06:00
I've just realized why I've been so melancholy today. I haven't eaten any Bisquick batter! Time to do some naked kitchen rummaging *mmmmmmm*
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.meh.
2008-03-06 05:36:00
I'm feeling pretty blah today. I've got two pretty big tests tommorrow and my brain is burnt out. I've been watching CNN for hours while ironing, vaccuuming, and studying. Sounds fun, eh? If I have to hear about another debate on the Democratic race and the mathematical configurations of the Super Delegates, I'm going to go beserk. On another note. . . Good news - I saw a dog today! Ok, so that was stolen from Elf but in times like these where my brain is fried, I feel I have to dork out and quote lines from ridiculous movies just to make it to the end of the day.I'll definately feel much better once tommorrow is completely over. I still have a couple chapters of Dickens' Hard Times to read in bed tonight (oh joy - could I think of anything more dreary to lull me to sleep?). What I really need. . . is to go home to Germany. Sometimes the emptiness of missing it is too much to bear. I'm overdue for a trip and Ich habe heimweh :(

(hor)sing around
2008-03-05 09:15:00
Another busy day where I feel like I've been run ragged, but still have so much to finish. Went to school and stressed about the tests I have coming up this Thursday that I'm developing an acute neurosis over. The essay test I did last week in one of my classes was handed back today and I got an A- (For other perfectionists out there like me, you'll understand how frustrating it is to keep getting A-'s instead of A's. Those of you that don't understand will just think I'm a complete nerd). I have so much reading to do and not enough time. I mean, hellooooo, I still need to have sex at least twice a day. And homework is NOT going to get in the way of that, no siree!I met MVP at the house for a lunchtime romp (which is custom for us. . . mmmmmmm lunchtime nookie is always on the menu). I just felt like I needed a good pounding; someone to spread my legs wide and take my pussy from me and use it to cum. And that's me on an average day! Afterwards, I went for my first session at...
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quick.sand
2008-03-05 06:30:00
Is it really weird that I just ate a cup of Bisquik batter? Ummmmm. . . I think I found a new snack to become addicted to. Damn, I'm a sick fuck!
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Backseat Betty!!!
2008-03-02 05:45:00
I'm naming our new '76 Cadillac. . . BETTY - and there's nothing MVP can do about it! ;) I think it's an absolute fitting name for her, dontcha think?
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You big dummy
2008-03-02 04:18:00
I'm sitting here in our beat-up junker motor home that MVP just acquired and am trying hard to study. It seems virtually impossible between the loud hammering, old TV show tunes playing, and the freezing air coming in from all the open doors. But I kind of like it. I feel like it's a going to be a little study hideaway soon - right after MVP and I fuck like rabbits all throughout the inside. Before you read any further, it's imperative that you open the upcoming link in a new browser so you have the FULL impact of what I'm about to write. THIS WOULD BE THE LINKMVP did some work for a buddy of his a while back who was eventually never able to pay up. After a couple of years and a nice agreement later, his buddy gave him his old motorhome and a speedboat as a trade. Sounds great, right? Well sure, that saves MVP from ever having to go out and buy those wonderful toys but. . . that's if you consider old junk to be "toys." Don't get me wrong, I think it's fantastic that we'll be...
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Riiiiiiiicola!
2008-03-01 06:05:00
I'm finally riding again! No, I'm not talking about "cowgirl" positions or any other sort of perversians. I'm talking about girl + saddle + horse + nature. A hobby of mine that had almost been buried under years of newfound pursuits consisting of surfing, kayaking, and dance. Growing up I always spent my summers in Germany with my family overseas. While my snot-nosed counterparts were whining away at Day Camp for 3 months, I was living life immersed in culture, being an entirely different human, cultivating friendships that flourished every year for 3 months at a time. Growing up halfway between worlds has shaped the majority of who I am today. My German heritage and culture is embedded in the grains of my organic makeup. For my friends and family over there, I was a German citizen, living 9 months out of the year in America. I am always grateful that I had that opportunity growing up and am incredulous that I completely lucked out with my fortunate situation.My summers in German...

"Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree"
2008-02-29 07:16:00
Things with MVP are stellar! Our love life has been flourishing beyond what I could've expected at this point. We have beat the odds and overcome and faced all obstacles head on. . . all the outer forces that've been pelting us with pebbles from the get-go. . . we've been baring our faces into the wind. . . and we have endured. Nobody ever wrote a deep love story where the lovers didn't have to overcome great odds to be together. But here we are. And it's beautiful.I made MVP strawberry shortcake the other night. I brought it out to him while he was tearing apart the innards of the wrecked RV he was gifted (and has made that another restoration project of his). Now strawberry shortcake is one of his favorites and, admittedly, this was the first time I had made it for him. But to be quite honest, I had to force myself to. The standard shaped, handheld sponge cakes, prepackaged grocery strawberries (shot up with steroids, no doubt), and the classic gooey jar of oversweetend sugar...
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