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Ding Dong ! ! !
2007-11-15 11:42:00 On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble."Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong ."She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Gender Items . . .
2007-11-14 11:30:00 ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.HOURGLASS - fema... More About: Gender , Items
One Liners ! ! !
2007-11-13 11:28:00 I almost had a psyhic girlfriend but she left me before we met.Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.Shin:A device for finding furniture in the dark.I intend to live forever, so far so good.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.24 hours in a day...24 cans of beer in a case...Coincidence?What happens when you get scared half to death twice?I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.A fool and his money are soon partyingPlan to be spontaneous tomorrowOnly borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect to get it back.OK, so what is the speed of light? More About: Liners
Satisfaction ! ! !
2007-11-12 07:34:00 I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart.I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off o... More About: Satisfaction
How to Impress ? ?
2007-11-11 07:30:00 How to impress a Woman?* Wine her,* Dine her,* Call her,* Hug her,* Support her,* Hold her,* Surprise her,* Compliment her,* Smile at her,* Listen to her,* Laugh with her,* Cry with her,* Romance her,* Encourage her,* Believe in her,* Pray with her,* Pray for her,* Cuddle with her,* Shop with her,* Give her jewelry,* Buy her flowers,* Hold her hand,* Write love letters to her,* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.How to impress a Man?* Show up naked ...* Bring food ...* Don't block the TV.... More About: Impress
Different English . .
2007-11-10 07:25:00 Women's English :Yes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry.We need = I want.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.We need to talk = I need to complain.Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate.I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]Men's English:I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tir...
How to call police ? ?
2007-11-09 07:21:00 George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.One of the Police men said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"George said, "I thou... More About: Call
How is Hell ???
2007-11-08 07:16:00 The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than...
Man to woman
2007-11-06 10:04:00 A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, then stopped at the bank to make a deposit. He went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, then sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.Set out milk and cookies and got t... More About: Woman
Load of hay. .
2007-11-06 09:52:00 A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.'You look hot, my son,' said the cleric. 'why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.''No thanks,' said the young man.'My father wouldn't like it.''Don't be silly,' the minister said.'Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.'Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, 'Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!''Well,' replied the young farmer, 'he's under the load of hay.' More About: Load
Marriage one liners !
2007-11-05 08:57:00 Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.------------------------------------ --------Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.------------------------------------ --------Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!---------------------------------- ----------A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.--------------------------------- -----------There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.-------------------------------- ------------There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.There is only one perfect wife in the... More About: Marriage , Liners
Dear God. . .
2007-11-04 08:50:00 These are some of the note written by kids.Dear God :I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.Dear God:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?Dear God :May be Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.Dear God:If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.Dear God :I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world.There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.Dear God:In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?Dear God :Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?Dear God:Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?Dear God:Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?Dear God:Who draws the lines around the countries?Dear...
Ever-Noticed . .
2007-11-03 14:42:00 ?that companies invariably wait until an employee?s retirement dinner to tell him what a fantastic man he is??that people who forget to turn off their car headlights always remember to lock their doors??that in traffic the man in front of you is sightseeing while the man behind you wants to race??that young people who expect instant gratification in every thing else are willing to stand in line all night for rock-show tickets??that the weaker the arguments, the stronger the words??that the first piece of luggage out of the airport baggage chute never belongs to anybody??that the shortest line becomes the slowest line once you choose it??that the last key in the bunch usually opens the lock??that the first person who gets off a crowded elevator is always standing in the back?
Expecting Snow Today...
2007-11-02 14:39:00 One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through'.Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.A week later while they are eating breakfast again. The radio announcer says, 'We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.'Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says 'We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...'Then the power goes out.Norman's wife is very upset and with a worried look on her face she says, 'Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I park on so the snowploughs can get through?'With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are marri... More About: Today , Snow
Perfect Man !
2007-11-01 14:34:00 A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'Passenger: 'Who?'Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks ou...
Perks of being over 65
2007-10-31 14:31:00 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you????'5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.7. Things you buy now won't wear out.8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.13. You sing along with elevator music.14. Your eyes won't get much worse.15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. More About: Perks
Making A Baby...
2007-10-30 09:06:00 There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.''Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?''Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.Please come in and have a seat'After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.''Ba... More About: Baby
Headache ? ?
2007-10-29 09:02:00 The doctor said, 'Dick, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on Your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'Dick was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'Dick laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?''Been in... More About: Headache
Beggar ! !
2007-10-28 08:58:00 Once a man was waiting for a taxi.A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, 'I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.''I would have bought a cup of tea', replied the beggar.The man said, 'Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea'. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.The beggar told, 'I don't smoke as it is injurious to health.'The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, 'Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good'.The beggar refused by saying, 'Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver'.The man smiled again. He told the beggar, 'I am going to t... More About: Beggar
Husbands . .
2007-10-27 09:43:00 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.Husband 7 ... More About: Husbands
Neither Legal, Nor Logical
2007-10-26 08:40:00 After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25... More About: Legal , Logical
Exam Paper ? ?
2007-10-25 08:36:00 At Duke University there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth five points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. Then they turned the page. On the ... More About: Paper , Exam
Superbowl Tickets ! !
2007-10-24 08:31:00 Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line. He decided to take a chance and made his way through the the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man said "No."Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl and not use it?!"The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967.""That's really ... More About: Tickets
Baby ? ? ?
2007-10-23 08:18:00 A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either.""Do you have a partner then?""No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black""Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black.""Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "That's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.""Well yes," the girl again replies, "You see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, w... More About: Baby
The Bike . .
2007-10-22 08:12:00 A 13 year old boy came home all happy.His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?""Oh, I had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs. He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.The dad said, "Son, I'm so proud of you I am going to get you that bike you have wanted."They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied, "Nah dad, my bum is still sore." More About: Bike
Baby Elephant ! ! !
2007-10-21 08:47:00 There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis."Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure."So what's the good news?" he asks.The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."So the doctor performs the operation.A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new ... More About: Baby , Elephant
Six Inches . . .
2007-10-20 08:35:00 Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !""Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely."See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!""Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender."Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on."When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?""Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood.""Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the hu...
Premature Ejaculation ? ?
2007-10-19 08:34:00 A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.After a few minutes ?slap and tickle?, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor?s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"The man answered, "Just great, asshole...w... More About: Premature , Ejaculation
50 Facts About Women - 5
2007-10-18 08:28:00 41. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.42. Origin of the word "woman" is: woo-man.43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they "left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to ... More About: Facts
50 Facts About Women - 4
More articles from this author:2007-10-17 08:25:00 31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.32. The first naked man a women see is "Ken".33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.35. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.39. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"40. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china". More About: Facts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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