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Randomness About CNN Glitches and Weird MSNBC Sounds
2007-11-26 19:16:00 MSNBC lately is like this annoying kaleidoscope to the ears lately with this new set of theirs. About a month or two ago they made this big deal about debuting a new, fancy set that’s so shiny I’m literally blinded whenever I try to watch the news. I get it, it’s new and ... More About: Weird , Sounds , Randomness , Wolf Blitzer , Anderson Cooper
Blogging On Blog Nothing Day
2007-11-26 18:31:00 I stopped by Mashable this morning because I really dig that blog and what do I behold but the news that bloggers are coming together in support of the Writers Guild of America by organizing a Blog Nothing Day on November 26th. Oops, that’s today isn’t it. My bad, I honestly didn’t know ... More About: Rants , Blogging
Verizon Comes Up With Swell Way To Alert Intruders That You?ve Dialed 911
2007-11-26 17:34:00 If you’ve just purchased a cell phone from Verizon , you may want to make sure if doesn’t let off a loud ALARM when you dial 911. That’s what happened to one woman when she discovered a missing security chain missing on a property. Fearing that robbers or vandals may be about, she dialed ... More About: Tech , Crazy , Alert , Intruders
Tori Spelling Brings Old Memories To Mind
2007-11-26 16:53:00 This is normally Gal Val’s spot but I’m going to step in for this one as the picture to the right of Tori Spelling taken by our own U SUXXORS PAPARAZZI PHOTOGRAPHER~! gives me a pleasant feeling of remembrance. A warm, fuzzy feeling that few people have when gazing upon her countenance. Years ago I ... More About: Paparazzi , Mind , Memories
Guess Who Wants To Adopt Chinese Twins?
2007-11-26 16:03:00 I’m getting Britney out of the way early today because I had peanut butter pie yesterday and am thusly in a fantastic mood. I refuse to be put in a foul state of mind today. The first thing I see this morning is a story from TMZ that has to be bullshit, because there’s no ... More About: Britney Spears , China , Twins , Celebrities , Chinese
Paparazzi Caught Running Red Light On Video
2007-11-25 16:39:00 Lately I’ve found myself in the position of being a vociferous advocate of the anti-paparazzi movement, even though I run a blog where I tend to point out absurd things that the paparazzi have caught on camera from time to time. It’s a love / hate relationship really. They’re fine when they catch ... More About: Britney Spears , Video , Running , Paparazzi , Celebrities
Hulk Hogan On Divorce - ?Thank You For The Great Information?
2007-11-24 18:52:00 Yes, divorce. Linda Hogan has filed divorce papers, and suddenly it looks like the Nick Hogan trial isn’t the only problem Hulk Hogan has to deal with now. I’ve heard on their reality show that they’ve been playing a “story” where Linda was considering divorcing from Hulk, but it was actually just made ... More About: Divorce , Information , Celebrities , Great
Tucker Carlson Might Be Getting Canned
2007-11-24 18:26:00 MSNBC may have finally had it with productivity in the office dropping due to all their employees falling fast asleep around 6PM EST because it sounds like they’re getting ready to give Tucker Carlson the boot. Phil Griffin, the senior vice president of the network, stated that he sees Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews ...
Bachelor Winner Chick Attacks Bachelor
2007-11-24 17:43:00 The Bachelor came around the time when Fox and ABC were throwing ideas at the wall and seeing if they could come up with some idea for a reality show that would stick. Most of them lasted a season or two then fell off the face of the earth as people moved from one ... More About: Chick , The Bachelor , Winner , Attacks
Porn Bad For Troops - Say Self Righteous Know It Alls
2007-11-23 22:44:00 As I sit here noticing the lack of noticeable action going on in the world today, I find myself thinking about something from a couple weeks ago that annoyed me greatly but I chose not to write about it at the time for some reason or another. There were reports in the news regarding ... More About: Rants , Stupidity , Troops , Absurd
Marilyn Manson Has A Strange Sense of Feng Shui
2007-11-23 20:43:00 I don’t know why this is really surprising because it’s Marilyn Manson . Did you expect him to have a house decorated with leopard print couches, lava lamps and a coffee table covered in old Maxim and GQ magazines? In case you haven’t heard he’s being sued by an ex guitarist that claims Manson ... More About: Sense , Celebrities , Evan Rachel Wood , Strange
Women Are Better Multitaskers
2007-11-23 20:24:00 Finally, someone does an interesting study. A recent Nokia online survey shows that women are better multitaskers than men. They’ve obviously not caught me on one of my more busy afternoons where I’m on the phone, reading, typing, developing, listening to news, and attempting to eat something all at the same time. ... More About: Women , Studies , Skewed , Task
Joe Francis - Prison Guards Almost Went Wild
2007-11-23 19:03:00 Joe Francis is alleging now according to MSNBC this morning that prison guards threatened to tie him to a chair naked and deny him food and covers for 48 hours. I don’t really have much else to say about this, I simply wanted to make my own cute little prison guards gone wild subject ... More About: Joe Francis , Celebrities , Legal , Wild , Prison
Amy Winehouse Kills Peter Pepper?s Hamster Georgie Porgie
2007-11-23 18:33:00 Ok, that was the strangest title I’ve ever written. There’s a singer in the UK that’s the frontman for some band called Palladium that sounds like they do pop rock so they already make me wanna slice my own ears off and I haven’t heard a thing they’ve done yet. The singer’s name is Peter ... More About: Hamster , Celebrities , Amy Winehouse , Pepper
Driving Miss Spears
2007-11-23 18:10:00 In a move that probably should’ve been made months ago, Britney Spears finally hired a driver so that people will stop bitching every time she runs over some moron’s foot with her car because said moron has to practically have sexual relations with her car to take a picture of the woman. I wonder ... More About: Driving , Celebrities , Miss
Black Friday Is Upon Us
2007-11-23 17:30:00 I turn the news on this morning after rolling my brand new +40lbs ass off the bed this morning and I see this crowd of about two million people squeezing their way into a big electronics store. Black Friday ~! The day that turns human beings into bloodthirsty beasts of prey willing to ... More About: Crazy , Black Friday , Skewed
Yesterday - The Max Headroom Pirate Incident Anniversary
2007-11-23 17:00:00 So yesterday was Thanksgiving. Fantastic. You know what else yesterday was? The 20th anniversary of the Max Headroom TV Signal Pirate Incident. Can I get a sound effect? *Dum dum dum* I was alive and mostly well in 1987, and I know I watched Max Headroom, but I have absolutely no recollection of this ... More About: Video , Anniversary , Scary , Yesterday
Pete Doherty Is Helping Amy Winehouse Kick Drug Addiction
2007-11-21 21:07:00 No really, you read that right. Pete Doherty who was spotted a couple week ago shooting smack on a camera phone is in correspondence with Amy Winehouse in a bid to help the two of them kick their drug habits. What the hell? They’re probably swapping pointers on the proper way to ... More About: Celebrities , Addiction , Drug
Pamela Anderson - Dangerously Kinky
2007-11-21 20:30:00 There never really was a simpler time in sex was there? Look throughout history and you’ll find all manner of randy activities going on just like there are in this day and age, and while Pamela Anderson has always sounded in interviews like a bit of an experimenter, I don’t think anyone ever had ... More About: Celebrities , Kinky
Mom Lets Daughter Stay Home From School Due To Bad Hair Day, Gets Jailed
2007-11-21 19:46:00 What the hell is going on with the UK? I keep running across all these wacky stories from England lately which is fine and all because it gives me a break from celebrities but damn. Zany. A woman in the UK has been jailed because she’s unable to get her daughter to go to ... More About: Humor , Home , School , Hair , Daughter
Barack Obama Tells Students About Past Drug, Alcohol Use
2007-11-21 19:18:00 I’m not quite sure how Barack Obama telling kids not to do what he did and experiment with drugs is supposed to discourage them from doing so. I mean, dude’s a candidate for President of the United States now. Maybe he should’ve just told them not to overdo it too much. Course, Hillary Clinton ’s ... More About: Politics , Drugs , Students
Mr T Is A Night Elf Mohawk
2007-11-21 18:40:00 I had a horrible night where I didn’t sleep at all and ended up taking a walk at 2:30 in the morning in hopes it would help wear me out or something. It didn’t — I got home and FAILED at sleeping some more. Meanwhile, as I struggle to stay conscious and remember if I ... More About: William Shatner , Video Games , Night , World of Warcraft , Skewed
Dennis Quaid?s Baby Twins Given Wrong Dosage of Medicine
2007-11-21 18:19:00 Troubling news this morning regarding Dennis Quaid and his two newborn twins. They’re currently in intensive care according to MSNBC because they were given the wrong dose of Heparin after a technician mistakenly placed an adult sized dose in the wrong storage area. Instead of getting the normal 10 unit dose normally given ... More About: Baby , Medicine , Twins , Wrong
Giants Stadium Fans Beg Women To Flash Them, Throw Trash At Kids
2007-11-20 22:33:00 I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned it before but I hate football. Wait, I did. Give me rugby and MMA, I just can’t sit through a football game. Neither can some New York Jets fans either, because there’s a New York Times article today that I’ve heard MSNBC mentioning about thousands ... More About: Sports , Women , Kids , Flash , Fans
Woman Allows Man To Break Her Leg For Insurance Money
2007-11-20 22:08:00 Would you let someone break your leg for $100,000? Probably, but it would have to be a clean break that would heal nicely. I’m such a whore. A woman in the UK agreed to let her boyfriend break her leg so the two could cash in on a $100,000 insurance claim by saying a ... More About: Insurance , Money , Break , Legal , Stupidity
Hogan Family - Out Of Their Flipping Minds
2007-11-20 21:15:00 I love picking on Nick Hogan because I personally think he’s a sack of something awful, but it’s turning out that he’s not the only one in his family that likes to race cars and put other people’s lives in danger. TMZ pulled themselves away from a breaking Mel Gibson coffee drinking incident to post video ... More About: Family , Brooke Hogan , Celebrities , Stupidity , Minds
Whitney Houston Left Bobby Brown?? Where Was I?
2007-11-20 20:47:00 There are often few constants in life besides the whole life death and taxes thing. You can feel safe in knowing the sun is going to rise in the morning and it’s going to set at night for instance. One constant that always kept me feeling assured was that Whitney Houston and Bobby ... More About: Music , Bobby Brown , Brown , Left
Mike Tyson Begins 24 Hour Sentence
2007-11-20 20:25:00 I had no intention really of talking about the whole Mike Tyson thing because I wasn’t really excited by it you know? It didn’t do anything for me. So as editor and overall EMPEROR of U Suxxors, I decided I wasn’t going to run with a feature. However, I just heard a ... More About: Celebrities , Legal
Are You Concerned About High Alien Abduction Rates?
2007-11-20 20:03:00 Well we’ve got the item for you. A website has open that sells alien dog tags you can wear for those awkward moments when you just want to GO after you’ve been anally probed by an alien and you’re both sitting around flustered and blushing, slightly embarrassed about the whole proceeding. These dog ... More About: Humor , Aliens , Concerned , Alien , High
What Are The Odds? Two Drunk Drivers Hit Building At Same Time
More articles from this author:2007-11-20 19:39:00 The following is from MSNBC, and they have precious little information whether or not these two guys knew each other, but if not this is one of the strangest coincidences I’ve ever seen. Two drunk drivers, in separate cars mind you, were traveling north on a Michigan road when both drivers simultaneously lost control ... More About: Drivers , Building , Time , Crazy , Drunk 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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