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Boss Angry With Pregnant Employee, Fires Her After She Delivers Stillborn B
2007-11-20 19:12:00 A woman in England told her boss at the company that she was working for that she was pregnant, to which the boss responded with “Well, that wasn’t in the plans”. Boss es are apparently architects now in their employees lives. To make matters worse, after putting up with his bitchiness at work throughout ... More About: Pregnant , Stupidity , Angry , Fires
Parker Posey Poses In A Bathrobe
2007-11-20 18:03:00 Hi everyone! Gal Val back again. I was looking through new paparazzi photos taken by our own Unknown Photographer from a gathering and in one of them I thought he accidentally took a picture of one of those dirty old men that dress up in trench coats and flash women in the street ... More About: Paparazzi , Red Carpet , Parker , Parker Posey , Robe
Britney Spears Gets a Private Investigator
2007-11-20 17:29:00 I’m running late this morning, but I was doing Christmas shopping so I have an excuse. A pain in the ass, this whole Christmas thing is. Britney Spears has supposedly hired a private investigator to keep an eye on Kevin Federline in case he manages to do anything stupid on a Britney Spears level. ... More About: Celebrities , Private
Amy Winehouse - My Anti Drug
2007-11-20 01:21:00 Just because I don’t want to end things on a depressing note. Besides, I wanted to post the Amy Winehouse portrait again because damn I love that thing. My finest work, and I’ve had some flipping fine works on this blog. The United Nations is pissed at Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss , saying they ... More About: Celebrities , Drug
Because Everyone Should Know Of Megan Meier
2007-11-20 01:10:00 A few months ago I read a story about a woman on a subway train in Asia who let her dog do it’s business on the subway car, much to the dismay of her fellow passengers. After she refused to clean the mess up, some people took it upon themselves to take pictures with ... More About: Rants , Tragedy , Stupidity , Evil , Megan
Cameraman Smacks Kate Moss In Face With Said Camera
2007-11-19 23:26:00 Kate Moss apparently doesn’t appreciate paparazzi following her around which I can understand even though calling other folks mentally retarted while you’ve got an on and off relationship with Pete Doherty of all people might make your opinion look a little suspect. Still, a member of the ever idiotic camera crew that follows all ... More About: Kate Moss , Camera , Paparazzi , Celebrities , Kate
Dennis Kucinich Gets An Endorsement! From Larry Flynt
2007-11-19 22:59:00 Dennis Kucinich received an endorsement from big name individual at a fund raising party that saw Sean Penn, Melissa Etheridge, Edward Norton, Woody Harrelson and others turn out. Hustler Magazine Mastermind Larry Flynt threw his support behind Dennis Kucinich, and I’m positive it had nothing to do with possibly wanting to get the wife ... More About: Larry Flynt , Endorsement , Dennis
A Jonas Brother Falls
2007-11-19 22:35:00 I don’t understand young girls anymore and their tastes in pop stars. I have no idea who the Jonas Brother s are but they seem to be making a strong effort to revive boy bands so I personally hope they fail to the nth degree, but women love them despite what appears to be incredibly ... More About: Video , Music , Falls , Jonas Brothers
Michael Vick Turns Himself In Early
2007-11-19 21:27:00 Ahhh Michael Vick, where for art thou? You along with Larry Craig were the first major names that got this whole shebang started really, and one day you just sort of disappeared. Adam “Pacman” Jones tried to take your place by joining a goofy pro wrestling organization but it just wasn’t the same ... More About: Sports , Football , Celebrities , Legal
Paparazzi Scare The Bejesus Out Of Nicole Kidman
2007-11-19 20:50:00 Speaking of crazy ass paparazzi that are going to get somebody killed, Nicole Kidman was in an Australian court today testifying that she though she was going to be involved in a serious accident when photographer Jamie Fawcett chased her through Sidney two years ago. According to Kidman, Fawcett jumped the median strip and ... More About: Paparazzi , Celebrities , Legal
Tar Distilled From Just A Couple Cartons Of Cigarettes - An Experiment
2007-11-19 19:51:00 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: So long as you don’t hurt any innocent people, I don’t care what you do in life. So before anyone thinks I posted this video to be holier than thou, I assure you I didn’t. We all have our vices. I actually plan ... More About: Video , Interesting , Experiment , Couple , Cigarettes
Who Is This Jonathan Rhys Meyers Person?
2007-11-19 18:58:00 Someone named Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested for being drunk and I’ve heard about it everywhere this morning from TMZ to MSNBC to DListed to all the major celebrity blogs to Yahoo. I’m waiting for an emergency press conference from the president himself telling me that the nation is in mourning today due to ... More About: Person
Supermodel Sophia Anderton Caught Offering Prostitution, Cocaine
2007-11-19 18:29:00 The world has yet to actually wake up from it’s slumber because it’s nearly 12PM and there’s nary a peep to be heard anywhere. Time to wake up famous people and do something stupid. Our UK readers might be interested to hear that British supermodel Sophia Anderton was recently caught in an undercover sting ... More About: Celebrities , Legal , Prostitution , Cocaine
Japan Goes Back To Hunting Whales Despite Pleas From Cheerleader
2007-11-19 17:15:00 Despite the fact that she’s got a warrant out for her arrest in Japan , Hayden Panettiere (Who needs to get a new last name immediately) was ultimately unable to be a hero to whalekind when she joined a protest earlier this month. Japanese vessels have now set off towards Antarctica to hunt for rare ... More About: Heroes , Back , Whales
Mike Huckabee Is Chuck Norris Approved~!
2007-11-19 15:03:00 If a presidental candidate doesn’t respond to this campaign ad by doing a counter ad featuring Jack Bauer , I’m going to be horribly disappointed. Seriously, just copy the ad but have Keifer Sutherland sitting there and promise you’ll bring him in with you if you’re elected. Bauer has a much higher cool factor than Norris. ... More About: Video , Politics , Chuck Norris , Mike Huckabee
Giant One Page Banner Ads With Delays Are Absurd And Must Be Stopped
2007-11-17 23:06:00 For the longest time I thought the most evil invention ever created for internet website advertisements was the walk on commercial. You’d get to a website and suddenly this guy or girl walks on the screen and starts talking to you. This would often scare the shit out of you if you had ... More About: Rants , Page , Giant , Banner , Absurd
Couple Gets Plane Diverted After Trying To Join The Mile High Club
2007-11-17 04:36:00 I’m going to give you a piece of advice that you may or may not take to heart. If you choose not to take it to heart, I completely understand. I won’t take it personally–I’m just a poor blogger with stick figure celebrities all over his site that eats dry noodles to get ... More About: Legal , Stupidity , Join , Couple , Club
Woman Orgasms 200 Times A Day
2007-11-16 22:00:00 I’ve never heard of a disorder where every day things arouse you to orgasm beyond your control, but it seems it exists. It’s called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome and it sounds like something a porn movie plot would be based around, but there’s actually a woman in the UK named Sarah Carmen that “suffers” ... More About: Humor , Woman , Times , Orgasms
Rachael Ray Makes Me Hate Her
2007-11-16 21:36:00 For years I’ve been indifferent to Rachael Ray. She’s cute and she can cook which is awesome because there’s nothing better than an attractive girl that enjoys making food. Before people start jumping on my back like I’m Damon Wayans or something, I don’t think women belong in the kitchen or anything ... More About: Cooking , Celebrities , Hate , Rachel Ray
Michele Elyzabeth Is Heather Mills? Aged Clone
2007-11-16 20:57:00 I knew Heather Mills ’ new publicist Michele Elyzabeth wouldn’t fail to provide us with some lol moments, but I didn’t think she’d get another good zinger in before the weeks end. Heather Mills’ and Elyzabeth both are pissed because Mills’ now ex step daughter Stella McCartney expected Mills to pay full price for clothing ... More About: Celebrities , Clone , Absurd
And Now, Winehouse?s Tour Manager Quits Due To Second Hand Heroin
2007-11-16 19:58:00 Amy Winehouse is trying to fill that empty void that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have left us, but the problem is she’s trying so hard that she’s filling both voids at once. Less than an hour ago we find a video of what appears to be Winehouse pulling coke from her beehive to ... More About: Drugs , Manager , Amy Winehouse , Tour , Hand
Did I Just Watch Amy Winehouse Snort Coke On Stage?
2007-11-16 19:33:00 Actually, allow me to rephrase that. Did I just watch Amy Winehouse pull coke out of her beehive and then snort it on stage? TMZ actually catches something interesting for once. Video at the link. TMZ - Did She Just Do That? Related PostsAnd Now, Winehouse’s Tour Manager Quits Due To Second Hand HeroinAmy Winehouse is ... More About: Watch , Drugs , Celebrities
Billy Ray Cyrus and Hannah Montana Want Britney Spears Over For Dinner
2007-11-16 18:39:00 I’m pissed because I just saw a video clips of the writers striking in Hollywood and someone offered them a box of donuts. Hey, I did a celebrity strike the other day. No one offered me any flipping sugary treats. Meanwhile, everyone wants Britney Spears to come over to their house. There was ... More About: Dinner , Celebrities , Hannah , Montana
Fox News Loves It?s Porno
2007-11-16 17:39:00 I should add a disclaimer that the following site I’m about to shill isn’t a porn site. Hell, everything that’s on this site has actually aired on Fox News at some point or another. FoxNewsPorn (Possibly NSFW) is an in depth and hard hitting look at all the barely clad women and sexual ... More About: Fox News
OMG Paris Hilton Sent Me Love Letters!
2007-11-16 16:51:00 No not me, though I’d be willing to bend an ear in Paris Hilton ’s direction should she ever want to bare her soul and release any inner demons. I’m a good listener and a hell of an untrained shrink. Actually, there’s a guy out there named James McCauley who claims Paris used to ... More About: Love , Love Letters
Politician Gets Cafeteria Worker Fired Over a Sandwich
2007-11-16 16:20:00 A cafeteria worker in the Capitol is now out of a job, possibly because Republican representative Mark Souder got his panties in a twist over a sandwich he ordered that came grilled, not toasted. The House Administration Committee Chairman, Robert Brady, is now trying to get the worker his job back believing the firing ... More About: Politics , Politician , Fired , Absurd , Sandwich
Lohan Does 84 Minutes Of Hard Time
2007-11-16 15:49:00 Lindsay Lohan did her time yesterday for that whole incident a few months ago where she commandeered someone’s car and crashed it. She’s flown so far under the radar for me lately that I didn’t even know that sentencing had occurred yet. TMZ has the mugshot up and she looks like she’s posing ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Time , Celebrities , Legal , Hard
Barry Bonds Indicted On Federal Perjury, Obstruction
2007-11-16 00:18:00 Well I don’t think any of us expected to here this tonight, assuming that the whole Barry Bonds baseball scandal had come and gone. Unfortunately for Bonds, it didn’t. It was announced late this afternoon that he’s been indicted on four counts of federal perjury and one count of obstruction of justice. ... More About: Sports , Baseball , Celebrities , Legal
Heather Mills New Publicist Not Too Good At PR
2007-11-15 21:32:00 This morning I saw a clip of a woman on TV who I thought was John McCain’s mom because she had that air of “I’m royalty bitch!” about her, but I noticed she’s at least 10 years younger than said mom. Turns out she was Heather Mills ’ new publicist. Michele Elyzabeth is almost ... More About: Celebrities , The View , Good
World To End In May According To Russian Cult
More articles from this author:2007-11-15 20:45:00 I just caught this on CNN because Contessa Brewer is on MSNBC talking about Britney and well … she’s being Contessa Brewer so I needed to step away for awhile. I caught a breaking news story just as I flipped over about a Russia n cult that have barricaded themselves underground because they believe the world is ... More About: Humor , World , Cult 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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