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Sheryl Crow - Doesn?t Kill TMZ Photog Armed With Stupid Question
2007-11-15 20:23:00 TMZ’s already pissed me off twice today, not only because of the Britney thing but also because of this hateful little gem they posted about Sheryl Crow and the Two Who Shall Not Be Named. I would’ve personally donated to Sheryl Crow’s defense fund if she had just beat the shit out of the ... More About: Question , Celebrities , Stupidity , Stupid
Looking For Something To Stick Up Your Turkey This Year?
2007-11-15 19:46:00 It’s almost Thanksgiving , which reminds me I need to get my ass moving on the Thanksgiving header one of these days (next week). I’m not rushing on the cooking thing because I’m eating elsewhere, and frankly I’m not bothering with cooking too much anyway until I’ve moved and got myself a better kitchen. ... More About: Humor , Turkey , Stick , Year
Amy Winehouse Attempts To Perform On Stage - Fails
2007-11-15 19:19:00 My recent exposure to the stylings of Amy Winehouse has grown. I am thusly enamored, in a non-love sort of way, with her overall offbeatness. She kicked off her UK tour by pissing off her fans with a rant about her currently imprisoned husband Blake Fielder-Civil, and seemed to almost threaten the booing ... More About: Concerts , Music , Scary , Stage
OJ Simpson - ?Dos Equis Is a German Beer!?
2007-11-15 17:33:00 This is the part where I’m supposed to pretend this post is making me thirsty for beer but I’m not going to. I don’t drink this early. I’m civilized~! Orenthal James Simpson was flying to Ft Lauderdale from Vegas last Friday and was flipping insane, loudly rambling about everything from the true ... More About: Rolling Stones , German , Beer , Celebrities
Another Stupid Photographer Gets His Foot Run Over By Britney
2007-11-15 16:58:00 I dislike TMZ, because it’s a cold day in hell when I have to defend Britney flipping Spears for something and dammit if they’re not going to try and make me do it. MSNBC talked about this this morning and for awhile I wondered if there was some kind of change in policy because ... More About: Britney Spears , Paparazzi , Celebrities , Stupidity , Stupid
We?d Rather Do The ChaCha Than Use ChaCha
2007-11-15 16:24:00 A couple years ago I was brainstorming as I’m prone to do and I came up with this idea that I thought was utterly ingenious. I was thinking about search engines and started wondering what would happen if you let a human do the searching for you instead of the computer? It’d be ... More About: Internet , Search Engines , Tech , Digg
Cremated Ashes Being Dumped In Disneyland
2007-11-15 15:48:00 MSNBC just ran a short story that there’s a small yet strange epidemic hitting Disneyland lately. People are dumping the ashes of their cremated loved ones in the park, and park goers recently spotted someone dumping what appeared to be cremated remains on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. How the hell can you tell ... More About: Ashes , Disney World , Mickey Mouse , Skewed
Don?t Have Money For Implants? Prayer Is Your Answer!
2007-11-15 15:31:00 I love Salma Hayek , almost as much as I love Angelina Jolie. She’s got that sweet spanish sexiness thing going that makes her nearly impossible to not dig even if you tried. You never hear about her wrecking cars, doing horrible stripper impersonations, or running red lights. I like that. ... More About: Religion , Money , Answer , Celebrities
OJ Simpson To Stand Trial
2007-11-15 01:27:00 The judge just ruled that there is enough evidence for Orenthal James Simpson to stand trial for his part in a Las Vegas robbery back in September. One of the 12 charges held against Simpson is kidnapping, which could get him life in prison if convicted. I’ll bet none of us thought we’d be lucky ... More About: Celebrities , Legal , Trial , Trials
A Farewell To Late Afternoon Cable News Shows
2007-11-15 00:02:00 I’ve got MSNBC on right now. Hardball is on with Chris Matthews, Pat Buchanan and KD Lang and the three are screaming bloody murder about something. What? I dunno. I think it’s illegal immigration but they’re all yelling over each other. It’s been going on for five minutes. I’m ... More About: News , Afternoon , Cable News , Farewell , Late
Matt Damon Is The Sexiest Man Alive
2007-11-14 23:06:00 And I am the sexiest stick figure. Or do we need to hold a poll? People - People’s Sexiest Men Alive Related PostsDamon Wayans Defends Don ImusThe View is one of those shows like Ellen DeGeneres where I have a slight inclining to watch sometim...Larry Craig’s Wife Brings Us The Quote of the WeekSome of you ... More About: Celebrities , Sexy , People Magazine , Matt , Matt Damon
Paris Hilton Subjects General Public To Horrible Pole Dancing
2007-11-14 22:39:00 As I continue on in my bitchfest today, TMZ posts up a video advertising Paris Hilton grinding on a stripper pole and for some reason I decided to check it out. I know what you’re thinking and no, my only motivation was seeing if anything notable happened. It didn’t. In fact I’ll ... More About: Dancing , General , Public
I Can?t Read Or Type Today
2007-11-14 21:30:00 You ever have one of those days where you try to read something and you see a different word than the one that’s actually there? Ever do it multiple times a day? I just read a headline that said “Dollar Crisis” as “Dino Crisis”. Five minutes later I read a headline on MSNBC that ... More About: Humor , Reading , Writing , Today , Read
Fox Loses Mind, Plans To Air Family Guy Without MacFarlane
2007-11-14 20:05:00 This writers / studios war is leading to some side battles in Hollywood, including one that Fox wants to get involved in with Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. Fox is running out of Family Guy episodes, and rather than cut their losses with MacFarlane in the picket lines, they’re opting to move ahead with ... More About: Mind , Plans
Daphne Zuniga Runs Into Psycho Painter
2007-11-14 19:35:00 I think Jack has lost his mind because I said I was going to do a celebrity fashion post and he grunted at me as he was putting a big X over Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen on the banner. I’m scared. I’m also scared for Daphne Zuniga. Oh … my god. Did ... More About: Psycho , Red Carpet , Images , Painter , Runs
I Hate Celebrities - A Rant
2007-11-14 19:01:00 So last night I realized I have a bump on my head and I have absolutely no idea where it came from. It’s as though someone clocked me over the head with a heavy object and feels as such to the touch, but I do not know how it got there. Obviously, a ... More About: Ashley Olsen , Lance Armstrong , Celebrities , Hate , Rant
Jeff Garlin Gives Writers The Gift That Keeps On Giving
2007-11-14 18:09:00 Curb Your Enthusiasm star Jeff Garlin showed up last week at a WGA rally in LA with a gift for striking writers. Personally, I think they’ve been getting too much as it is what with all the food and cake and generally catering they’re receiving. They’re living better now than they were before ... More About: Hollywood , Celebrities , Gift , Writers , Giving
Super Soaker Collecter Completes Collection
2007-11-14 17:11:00 When I was younger I was obsessed with squirt guns because I loved nothing more than games that involved chasing people. Our games actually involved tactics and hiding and ambushes and the like. Some people would grab water guns and just start shooting people point blank. Not us, we’d lure your punk ... More About: Humor , Super , Collections , Skewed
Fans Sue For Not Getting Hannah Montana Tickets
2007-11-13 23:52:00 The only reason I give a damn about this story is I’m reminded of how men once ran in high heeled shoes to get tickets for their daughters to go see Hannah Montana in concert. That’s somewhat sad but hey, they were doing it for their daughters (hopefully). This time however, members of ... More About: Music , Fans , Tickets
Ellen DeGeneres Is A Bad Evil Person!
2007-11-13 23:31:00 I always end up defending Ellen DeGeneres in this blog for some reason, despite the fact that I hated her old sitcom and I hate her talk show. She should be low on my pecking order of people I defend, or at least in the middle somewhere because she’s never done anything to make ... More About: Hollywood , Ellen Degeneres , Celebrities , Evil
People Mistake Plastic Bag For Ghost
2007-11-13 22:40:00 At a gas station in Ohio, a mysterious blue object is scene floating around in front of a gas station surveillance camera. People gather around and watch the video and offer up their ideas of what the spooky image could be. Is it a bag? Is it a ghost? An angel? ... More About: Humor , Ghost , Ghosts , Plastic
Man Scores Goal With Penis
2007-11-13 22:11:00 A spanish soccer player yesterday scored a goal with his penis, says German paper Bild. Way to give the guy something to brag about there, Germany. In fact it’s already started. A direct quote from the player himself, Mario Gómez: I scored with a large part, and it hurt me a lot. Modesty: a ... More About: Sports , Humor , Soccer , Goal , Penis
John Stamos Harrassed On Airplane By Crazy Woman
2007-11-13 21:16:00 John Stamos was on a flight LA after filming some scenes for ER over the weekend and ended up dealing with a nutty lady on board. In a twist, the woman was also coming back from the ER set after her children had been involved in the filming process. Poor kids, having a psycho ... More About: Celebrities , John , Crazy , Airplane , Woman
Surgeon Involved In Death of Kanye West?s Mom - Background Exposed
2007-11-13 20:58:00 I avoided the Kanye West story yesterday because I wanted to wait a day until some more news came out regarding the circumstances of his mother’s death then just collect everything here in one post. As you may have heard, Donda West died after receiving some kind of cosmetic surgery. The surgery actually ... More About: Celebrities , Death , Background
JK Rowling Wants Harry Potter Naked
2007-11-13 20:25:00 JK Rowling was so horny taken by the sight of Daniel Radcliffe naked on stage in Equus (that play with the horse) that she wants him to take his clothes off for the next Harry Potter . I thought the series had ended? I guess it was just the books. As we reported ... More About: Celebrities
Boy George Holds Male Model Hostage
2007-11-13 20:00:00 Wow, I haven’t heard anything about Boy George since I watched his Behind the Music episode some couple years ago. Scotland yard just charged him with false imprisonment for holding a male model named Auden Carlsen hostage and allegedly groping him along with another man back in April. The met through a gay ... More About: Celebrities , Model , Male
McCain Asked ?How Do We Beat The Bitch??
2007-11-13 19:11:00 I’m sorry for going back on my word after two posts but this is kind of funny, and there’s VIDEO~! John McCain made an appearance in North Carolina today, surely hoping to get back on track after some unhelpful comments made by his mother on Hardball last week. He failed thanks to another ... More About: Video , Politics , Hillary Clinton , Bitch
Paparazzi Seriously Injured Chasing Britney Spears
2007-11-13 18:50:00 I’m reading different stories about this. One person says that Britney Spears hit a guy on his bike last night but TMZ and another source that seems to have an in guy on the story says Britney did not in fact hit this guy, it was another paparazzi in a long line of cars ... More About: Paparazzi , Injured
Owen Wilson Dating Umbrella Breaker Named Le Call
2007-11-13 18:19:00 What a strange title. It’s true though. I don’t live in New York but I guess if my residence was in Soho I’d see Owen Wilson riding a bike frequently through the streets like he’s in Die Hard 3 or something looking for bombs. Lately he’s had a blonde on his bike and it ... More About: Dating , Celebrities , Breaker
Play Tennis With Presidential Candidates
More articles from this author:2007-11-13 17:41:00 My goal is avoid all politics today besides this, because it’s a game and games are fun, and I don’t give you enough games to play. I’m simply trying to avoid contributing to the deterioration of society and overall death in the world. No Ron Paul guys, sorry, the creator explains that he ... More About: Tennis , Online Games , Pong , Presidential , Play 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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