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love sms
2006-12-23 11:57:00
chala ja sms tu ban ke gulaab,Hogi Sachi DOSTI toayega jawab,Ager na aye jawab tomat hona udaas,Samajh lenake humaray liye waqt nahi unke paass!!
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dosti
2006-12-23 11:55:00
Hum dosti kafarz younhi nibhate rahenge, waqtbe-waqt ap ko satate rahenge. Dua karoo umar lambi ho hamari warna yaad...bankar aapko rulaate rahnge........

romantic sms
2006-12-23 11:53:00
Jeet le jaaye koi mujh ko naseebon walaaZindagi ne mujhe daao pe laga rakha hai............... 1 + 1= 2 eyes look at you12 + 12= 24 HOURS THINKING of u3 + 4= 7 days in a week missing u..1 + 11 = 12 months i always needa sweet like you................Mana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nahi, lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi, Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nai............... Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
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romantic sms
2006-12-23 11:49:00
Judai apki rulati rahegi,yaad apki aati rahegi,pal pal jaan jati rahegi,jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi................ 2.Dosti Ki Andekhi Surat ho app,Humari zindagi ki zarorat ho aap khubsurat to phool bhi bhuhat hai,per mere leye pholon se bhi ziyada khubsurat hoo aap (i love ...)
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friendship sms
2006-12-23 11:44:00
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!! 2. True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere. 3. In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! 4. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.5. EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U.. 6. FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... 7. thE tEst oF fRiEnds Hip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL...
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love sms
2006-12-23 11:40:00
love smsI have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's were you are! Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you. I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you. Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone

love sms
2006-12-23 11:40:00
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
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sweet sms
2006-11-10 11:41:00
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEWIts Sweeter when its TRUEBut Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

khoobsurat
2006-11-10 11:40:00
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

bindaas bol
2006-11-10 11:39:00
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,Cow log grass eat rahe hain,shaane log SMS kar rahe hainaur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain.

tuse gr8 ho
2006-11-10 11:39:00
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

kalyug
2006-11-10 11:34:00
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

kash
2006-11-10 11:33:00
kash tumhare chere pechicken-pox ke daag hote ,kash tumhare chere pechicken-pox ke daag hote ,chand to tum ho hi,sitare bhi saath hote !!

love
2006-11-10 11:32:00
if u dorp me i will breakif u hold me i will shake ,if u need me i will hurry ,if u don't call me i will worry ,if u hurt me i will cry ,but if u leave me ,i will die ,
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f.r.i.e.n.d.s.3
2006-11-10 11:31:00
friendship is a glass,handle it with care ,because once brokencannot be mended,and even if mended...acrack is always there !!

laloo in plane
2006-11-10 11:30:00
airhostes to laloo: R U a,vegetarian or non-vegetarian sir?laloo:i m a saggitarian!airhostes:sir aapmansahari hain ya shakahari?laloo: hum to BIHARI hain ....!
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f.r.i.e.n.d.s.2
2006-11-10 11:29:00
Meaning of friendship:F----FOREVERR----RESPONSIBLEI- ---INTELLIGENTE----EAGER TO E-MAILN----NICED----DIVINES----SIMPLEH--- -HEARTLYI----INTERESTEDP----PEACEFUL.

f.r.i.e.n.d.s.
2006-11-10 11:29:00
A square has four ends,A triangle has three ends,A segment has two ends,but our friendship has no end.

shah jahan
2006-11-10 11:26:00
shah jahan ne taj mahalki har ek deewar ko dekha,har minar ko dekha,har kaleen ko dekha ,har taraf se dekha ,aur haskar bola ...,areee yaar mazaak- mazaak me,bahut kharcha hogaya!!!
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chand se puccha
2006-11-10 11:25:00
maine puccha chand se,"dekha hai kahin mere,yaar sa hasin".chand ne kaha ,"gadhe khude zootbol raha hai aur mujse kyui zoot bulva raha hai.
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Romantic Earthquake
2006-11-10 11:24:00
suraj hua madham ,chand chalne laga ,aasama bhi hai ,koi machale ne laga ,sajna kya yehi pehla pehla pyaar hai??nalayak,yeh pyaar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai !!bhaag!
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osama bin laden
2006-11-10 11:23:00
osama bin laden'sfavourite song :"main nikla ,plane leke,oek mode aaya ,main W.T.C. tod aaya ...
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dil ka haal
2006-11-10 11:22:00
when the time comes foryou to yours heart tosomeone,make sure that you select ,someone who wil never brake ,yours heart.because broken heart have no spare partsspare parts.

f.r.i.e.n.d.s.
2006-11-10 11:21:00
good friends are hard to find ,harder to leave ,andimpossible to forget .

yaade
2006-11-10 11:20:00
nagame hai,kisse hai,baate hai,vaade hai,vaade bulzate hai,yaade yaad aati,yeh yaade kissi diljaani se ,chale aane ke baad aati hai,yaade, yaade, meete meete yaade.

zor ka zatka dhree se lage
2006-11-10 11:19:00
jise dil diya wo,delhi chali gayi,jise pyeer kiya wo italy ,chali gayi.kudhakushi karne chala ,kabth bijali chali gayi.

khuda kare
2006-11-10 11:18:00
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.mile mujhe aur mera hojaye .karu SMS ladkion ko ,naam tera aae.maar tujhe paade aur dil mera bhar aae.

baap re baap
2006-11-10 11:17:00
beta bola :papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai.papa bole:Nahi bete ,abhi nahin.Beta bola: par kyon nahi?papapapa bole: bete abhi bander jokes padh raha hai.

good dogi
2006-11-10 11:16:00
can u pronounce good english:-read alongbow,wow,mow,bow,wow,mowbow,wow,mow,b ow,wow,mowbow,wow,mow,bow,wow,mowbow,wow, mow,bow,wow,mowtest results :u r a good,dog . now stop barking.
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akal badhi ki bhains
2006-11-10 11:15:00
Akal badhi ki bhains?"Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.""What is Ford?Munna Bhai- Gaadi BAP aur kya?What is Oxford?Munna Bhai- BOLE TO Bail Gaadi BAP, itna bhi nahi janta!""Circuit- Apun ka Bapu bahut shana tha BAP, sher ke pinjre me ghus gaya !Munnai Bhai- Bahar kaise nikla re?Circuit- Waich tou lafda bapu bahar nahi nikla!""Circuit- Tu pareshan kyun hai? Munna Bhai- Sale mai bap banne wala hai!Circuit starts dancing.Munna Bhai- Nachna band kar sale, teri Bhabi ka bacha nahi hai.""Lady Dr- Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho?Circuit- Bai ji aapichh wahan likhe na - Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am"
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