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Remembrance
2007-10-13 13:13:00 I held a jewel in my fingers And went to sleep. The day was warm, and winds were prosy; I said: ??T will keep.? I woke and chid my honest fingers,? The gem was gone; And now an amethyst remembrance Is all I own. More About: Remembrance
Remembrance
2007-10-13 13:13:00 I held a jewel in my fingers And went to sleep. The day was warm, and winds were prosy; I said: ??T will keep.? I woke and chid my honest fingers,? The gem was gone; And now an amethyst remembrance Is all I own. More About: Remembrance
The Bar Bet
2007-10-13 13:06:00 Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. ?I?ll bet you $10 he?ll jump,? said the first guy. ?Bet you $10 he won?t,? said the second guy. ?Your on!?, he says. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. ?I can?t take your money,? said the first guy. ?I cheated you. The same story was on the five o?clock news.? ?No, no. Take it,? said the second guy. ?I saw the five o?clock news too. I just didn?t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!?
Revolving Star Illusion
2007-10-11 04:32:00 This is a very cool moving type optical illusion. More About: Star , Illusion
Sexy Apuana Beer Commercial
2007-10-09 16:52:00 It is a Russian beer commercial. In this a very very sexy n hot girl enters a bar.Then she orders for a Apuana beer. The girl is very impatient to open up the beer. So when the bar owner was searching for the bottle opener, the girl, opens up the beer bottle by placing it between her breasts under her top. She did this to shock of all men watching her in the bar. More About: Commercial , Beer , Sexy
Spiral Circles
2007-10-06 16:37:00 It appears that they are Spiral.Actually These are a bunch of independent circles.
Pray Hard
2007-10-06 16:32:00 A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrassed.” He thought a minute and then said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I’m sure your parrots will stop saying that…that phrase in no time.” “Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.” More About: Hard , Pray
Lose Some Weight
2007-10-06 16:29:00 A man, want to lose some of his excess weight.So he visited the local doctor. John: Can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Just Cut your head off. More About: Weight , Some , Weigh
Dusty Underwear
2007-10-04 16:28:00 One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife ?Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!? His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn?t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ?What the Hell is this?? he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. ?April,? he hollered into the bathroom, ?Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?? She replied with a snicker, ?It?s not talcum powder honey? it?s Miracle Grow!? More About: Underwear
Four Fruits
2007-10-04 15:50:00 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Riddle : How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly? The Answer: It is not possible to guess only three fruits correctly: the fourth fruit is then correct too! So nobody has guessed three fruits correctly and 123-43-39-31 = 10 people have guessed four fruits correctly. More About: Fruits
Boat Trouble
2007-09-18 20:10:00 During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem. Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer. More About: Boat
Boat Trouble
2007-09-18 20:10:00 During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem. Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer. More About: Boat
Trees Illusion
2007-09-10 19:22:00 In the picture below you can see two trees. It appears that they are the heads of two persons facing each other.Just check that out. More About: Trees , Illusion , Rees
Trees Illusion
2007-09-10 19:22:00 In the picture below you can see two trees. It appears that they are the heads of two persons facing each other.Just check that out. More About: Trees , Illusion , Rees
Tell Yo Mama
2007-09-09 13:15:00 Tell Yo mama that I?m mad at her? and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I?ve already had mine. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can?t get her lipstick off me. Tell Yo mama that the tip?s under the pillow. More About: Mama
Tell Yo Mama
2007-09-09 13:15:00 Tell Yo mama that I?m mad at her? and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I?ve already had mine. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can?t get her lipstick off me. Tell Yo mama that the tip?s under the pillow. More About: Mama
Bed for One
2007-09-05 05:45:00 The bed shown in the picture above is for one person only.So if you roll over on this bed, you will fall down….
Bed for One
2007-09-05 05:45:00 The bed shown in the picture above is for one person only.So if you roll over on this bed, you will fall down….
Bad News
2007-09-04 04:35:00 A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! “I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” More About: News , Bad News
Bad News
2007-09-04 04:35:00 A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! “I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” More About: News , Bad News
Flower Quotes
2007-09-04 03:44:00 Flowers… are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world. Earth laughs in flowers. Perfumes are the feelings of flowers. If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men or animals. Some seem to smile; some have a sad expression; some are pensive and diffident; others again are plain, honest and upright, like the broad-faced sunflower and the hollyhock. More About: Quotes , Flower , Quote
Flower Quotes
2007-09-04 03:44:00 Flowers… are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world. Earth laughs in flowers. Perfumes are the feelings of flowers. If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. Flowers have an expression of countenance as much as men or animals. Some seem to smile; some have a sad expression; some are pensive and diffident; others again are plain, honest and upright, like the broad-faced sunflower and the hollyhock. More About: Quotes , Flower
Mad Cow Signs
2007-09-04 03:34:00 Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.” Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow?s body. Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred. Your cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows. She starts giving you Milk of Magnesia. More About: Signs
Mad Cow Signs
2007-09-04 03:34:00 Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.” Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow?s body. Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred. Your cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows. She starts giving you Milk of Magnesia. More About: Signs
Mad Cow
2007-09-04 03:32:00 Two cows are standing around one day when one cow says to the other, “So what do you think about this mad cow disease?” The other replies, “What the hell do I care, I?m a goddamn hellicopter!” More About: Mad Cow
Mad Cow
2007-09-04 03:32:00 Two cows are standing around one day when one cow says to the other, “So what do you think about this mad cow disease?” The other replies, “What the hell do I care, I?m a goddamn hellicopter!” More About: Mad Cow
Architect Engineer and Owner
2007-09-04 03:30:00 An architect, engineer and owner decide to design a building. The architect asks the owner what style of building he wants. The owner describes the building down to each detail for the architect. The architect spends a day drawing a cartoon of the building and submits it to the owner for review. The owner looks at the drawings and hates everything he sees. A week has passed and the owner has made the architect go back and redraw his picture several times before the owner reluctantly agrees on how the building should look. More About: Owner , Engineer , Architect
Architect Engineer and Owner
More articles from this author:2007-09-04 03:30:00 An architect, engineer and owner decide to design a building. The architect asks the owner what style of building he wants. The owner describes the building down to each detail for the architect. The architect spends a day drawing a cartoon of the building and submits it to the owner for review. The owner looks at the drawings and hates everything he sees. A week has passed and the owner has made the architect go back and redraw his picture several times before the owner reluctantly agrees on how the building should look. More About: Owner , Engineer , Architect 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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