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The Talking Frog
2007-09-04 03:28:00
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I?ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I?ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.” Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I?ve told you I?m a beautiful princess, and that I?ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won?t you kiss me?” The engineer said, “Look, I?m an engineer. I don?t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that?s cool.”
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Golf Laws
2007-09-04 03:20:00
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
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Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
2007-09-04 03:18:00
Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex: 1. Choice of public or private courses 2. Lessons are available 3. If you?re good you can turn pro and do it full time 4. Can clean balls at every hole 5. Choice of wood, aluminium or graphite 6. The less strokes the better 7. If you lose a ball, you still have two left
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Good Golf Advice
2007-09-04 03:14:00
Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. Form a loose grip. Keep your head down. Avoid a quick back swing. Stay out of the water. Try not to hit anyone. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. Don?t stand directly in front of others. Quiet please!? while others are preparing to go. Don?t take extra strokes. Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
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Expanding Brown Dot Illusion
2007-09-03 06:26:00
Just Watch carefully the center of the brown “dot”, you will notice that it appears to be expanding. Also You can also see that the center blurred spot isn’t vanishing, rather expanding, but the outer yellow surrounding is slowly disappearing.
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Cat Sayings
2007-09-03 06:14:00
A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. The cat was created when the lion sneezed. I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.

Three Little Pigs
2007-09-02 12:29:00
There were three pigs. The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left. The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left. The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said ?No I?m the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home?
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Romantic Niagara Falls
2007-09-02 12:20:00
Niagara Falls is a set of huge waterfalls located on the Niagara river. The falls are located 17 miles northwest of Buffalo, New York, 75 miles southeast of Toronto, Ontario, between the twin cities of Niagara Falls, Ontario, and Niagara Falls, New York. Niagara falls is every romantic’s paradise, because of its grandeur, beauty, vastness and the plethora of activities it offers.
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High Stakes
2007-09-02 05:16:00
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and inquires of the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you L50 that you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
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Blondes Bar
2007-09-01 14:47:00
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, ?Wanna hear a blonde joke?? In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, ?Before you tell that joke, you should know something.? Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I?m a 6? tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6?2?, weighs 225, and he?s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6?5? pushing 300 and he?s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?? The blind guy says, ?Nah, not if I?m gonna have to explain it five times.?
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Blind Pilots
2007-09-01 14:44:00
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
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Dieting Tips
2007-09-01 14:42:00
Finally, after all these years of trying yo-yo diets? phentermine, hoodia, cialis (no wait that?s for erectile dysfunction)? finally some diet tips that actually work. Enjoy feeling better about yourself. If no one sees you eat it - it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar they cancel each other out. When eating with someone else, calories don?t count if you both eat the same amount. Food used for medicinal purposes never counts such as: hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sarah Lee cheesecake. If you fatten up everyone else around you - then you look thinner.
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Blonde Painting A Porch
2007-08-30 04:28:00
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
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Water Quotes
2007-08-29 04:59:00
Water is elixir for life. The great sea makes one a great sceptic. We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. The true peace of God begins at any spot a thousand miles from the nearest land. Water is the only drink for a wise man. Rivers are roads which move, and which carry us whither we desire to go.
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Gas Men
2007-08-28 04:41:00
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

The Mistress
2007-08-27 19:36:00
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very Fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that??!!” “Oh,” replies the husband, “that was my mistress.” The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.” “I understand,” replies her husband, “But, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity or Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club, but the decision is yours.” Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. “Who’s that woman with Jim? ” she asks. “That’s his mistress,” replies her husband. “Ours is prettier,” says the wife.
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Airline Bet
2007-08-27 10:44:00
A computer programmer and an engineer were sitting next to each other on a transcontinental flight. The programmer leaned over to the engineer and asked whether he would like to play a game. The engineer only wanted to take a nap, so he politely declined, rolled over toward the window and closed his eyes. The programmer persisted and stated that the game was both very easy and a lot of fun. He explained “I ask you a question - if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five bucks. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay five bucks to you.” Again, the Engineer politely declined and closed his eyes. The programmer, somewhat agitated, said, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me five bucks, but if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you fifty bucks!” This caught the engineer’s attention,
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Gambler
2007-08-27 04:20:00
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnny?s first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ?I think I broke his gambling?. The father asked how and she said, ?He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.? ?DAMN!? said the father. ?What?s wrong??, the teacher asked. Little Johnny?s father said, ?This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher?s butt before the day was over!?

Chinese Phrases
2007-08-26 16:43:00
Shai Gai: A bashful person Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice. Jan Ne Ka Sun: ...
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College Sayings
2007-08-26 16:34:00
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep. Coll ege is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. The purpose of primary education is the development ...

Waves Optical Illusion
2007-08-26 09:18:00
The waves appear to be moving in the picture….
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Faces Illusion
2007-08-26 09:14:00
JUST COUNT How many faces does this man have ?
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Handprint Tiger Face Illusion
2007-08-26 09:06:00
In the picture above can you see Tiger or just a Hand Print…..
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